I am the disaster of Saiki K.

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Laitang moved closer to Abalen.

"I don't want to be a mistress, so please stay away from me."

Although Apollen said she wanted to stay away from Raido, she did not move.

"Is Kusuo getting married soon? I had already divined where the wedding card was, but someone else got there first."

The fortune teller looked as if it was a pity.

"Eh? That's really a pity, my life."

Teruhashi Kokomi and Xiangbu Ming, the two best friends get along very harmoniously.

(Qi Mu-san will never marry you, you big-breasted freak!)

[Teruhashi-san's superficial skills are already impressive without the help of the Smileless Cat (Note 1).]

"As a result, am I now at the bottom? It seems that I need to work harder."

Because of the lucky card, after Saiki "married" Raido, he suddenly surpassed Sakamoto, who also had bad luck today.

"Next it's Aharen-san's turn."

Raido handed the dice to Aharen-san and waited for her action.

Apo connected the dice and threw it gently.

“It’s a lucky card.”

Abalen stretched out her hand with difficulty and moved towards the game character that was already some distance away from her. After all, she was really petite.

"I'll help you Aharen-kun."

Amid the exclamations of others, Lai Tang reached his hands under Abalen's armpits, gently picked her up, and helped Abalen complete her round of game actions.

This has become a daily activity for them.

(Aharen-san and Raido-san are really close.)

Teruhashi Kokomi watched the interaction of the young couple with envy, and secretly glanced at Saiki who was unmoved.

(Qi Mu-san is such an idiot!)

【What did I do to you? 】

Because Aharen's voice was too soft, Raido had to hold Aharen in his arms, rest his head on hers, and help her read out the effects of the lucky card in her hand.

(Qi Mu-san is such an idiot!)

【Are you done yet?】

(Lucky card: Compensation)

(The scumbag you've been dating for a long time suddenly announced that he was getting married, but the person he was going to marry was not you. You dragged your pregnant body to him to argue, but you accidentally miscarried during the argument, and the scumbag had to pay you compensation.)

(Effect: Receive 1000 million yen in compensation.)

【Where is this lucky? 】

[Is the game author's head okay? 】

This is just Saiki's euphemism for "Is the game author crazy?"

"Come on, scumbag!"

Aharen broke free from Raido's arms, and this time she really moved away from Raido's position.

"I was wrong, Aharen-kun. Here is my compensation."

Lai Tang handed over 1000 million yen game coins with both hands. On top of the game coins was a bank card, which contained all the pocket money Lai Tang had saved.

[It’s just a game, is that so serious? ]

In fact, Laitang does not need to pay for this game currency. After all, Laitang's character in the game has nothing to do with Apollen's character, and he is not the scumbag who abandoned Apollen's character.

However, all the players had no objection to the compensation that Raido gave to Abalen, and Abalen accepted the 1000 million yen compensation from Raido.

"I'm at the bottom of the ranking all of a sudden."

Laitang lowered his head in frustration, because he had lost half of his money due to his "marriage" with Saiki, and now his gold coins were taken away by classmate Abalen again. He, who was originally quite wealthy, became the poorest person in the game.

【Awaren-san also took away Raido's bank card. 】

[Raitang is only a high school student, so does he have to experience his wife managing the money in advance? 】

[It's really scary. ]

……

The Monopoly game continues, and the rankings of the game are beginning to become clear.

Although Xiangbu Ming made a lot of money through her profession, her assets were still not as good as Teruhashi Shinmido, who had the most lucky cards, so she ranked second. Aharen-san got a windfall from Kuritari, weakened Kurido and strengthened herself, and ranked third. Next were Saiki, Sakamoto, and Kurido, who were at the bottom of the list.

"Qi Mu and the boys, keep up the good work."

Teruhashi Kokomi clasped her hands together, with a gentle smile on her face, cheering for Saiki and the boys.

[Please don’t kick me out of the boys’ group just because you say so yourself. 】

"Xiao Zhaoxin, don't worry about these stupid boys. Roll the dice quickly. You are about to win."

Xiangbu Ming sticks close to Teruhashi Kokomi, and anyone who sees them would think that they are good friends.

【Teruhashi-san doesn’t think so. 】

(Damn cow, do you really want to see me die alone?)

Although Teruhashi made the most money and was at the forefront thanks to the lucky card, she never had any emotional events due to some mysterious influence.

Although Teruhashi Kokomi is rich and lucky, she is also lonely and unfortunate.

Unfortunately, she has to wake up from a soft bed of dozens of square meters every day (good sleep: health +1, get 1 positive correction when sick dice), and eat top-quality ingredients such as high-end caviar or foie gras for free every day (expensive diet: -100 million money per turn, but because of luck, there is always someone else to pay for you. Mood +1).

The idol debuted and was strongly sought after by thousands of fans all over the world (a cool thing: an extra income of 208 million yen per round.), but even so, she still paid taxes on time (law-abiding citizen: morality +1)...

[It’s already exaggerated enough in the game, but why do I feel that in real life, if Teruhashi-san wants to, it might be even more exaggerated? ]

In short, Teruhashi Shinmi now has nothing in terms of love except money.

(If it ends like this, wouldn’t my life be a failure?)

[It's just a game, and isn't your standard for success in life too high? ]

(For my own happiness, I will definitely find a way to break up Saiki and Raido's marriage!)

(It all depends on this one vote. Please help me, God of Marriage!)

【Wake up! 】

[If there really is such a god, wouldn't it be better for him to protect marriages instead of destroying them? ]

"Ah! This is the first time Terushin-chan has encountered a misfortune card."

Looking at the result of the dice, the fortune teller next to Teruhashi Kokomi exclaimed in disbelief. The points cast by Teruhashi Kokomi just happened to allow her character to walk onto the card with the skull logo. This was her first time encountering a misfortune card.

[No way? Are you serious? ]

Qi Mu had already seen the effect written on the unfortunate card.

(Unfortunate card: Law on the Development of Public Order and Good Morals (Note 2))

(The Japanese government suddenly issued a decree with the purpose of "totally prohibiting unhealthy activities" and forcing all marriages to be terminated.)

(Effect: All players' marriages are dissolved; players who are married during this turn will be fined 1 million yen; all marriage events are invalid.)

[This is not the God of Marriage, this is simply the God of Nofap! ]

This unfortunate incident had no effect on Teruhashi Kokomi, who was about to die alone. Instead, it caused Saiki and Raido, the only married couple on the field, to dissolve their marriage, and then began to calculate the only lucky card in Saiki's hand.

Saiki: 6 o'clock, Hall: 4 o'clock

(Qi Mu received all the assets after the divorce.)

[Oh my, I'm lucky for once. 】

Just like that, Laitang went bankrupt.

The game is nearing its end. If he wants to make a comeback, unless he triggers a few cards with extremely powerful effects, this game that Laido started to defeat Aharen-san will end with Laido's tragic defeat.

So can Laitang reverse the situation at this time?

"Ah! I'll die if I don't have money to treat my illness!"

Obviously not. Laitang stepped on the misfortune card during his turn and needs to pay 10 million to cure the disease.

But now Lai Tang cannot be said to be short of money, but he also does not have a penny. He can only watch his character die of illness on the hospital bed.

"I'll pay for the medical treatment!"

Anle, who had been watching the fight, suddenly appeared and righteously held down Laitang's hand as he was about to push his character down.

"But Ale, you're not a player?"

Lai Tang was confused, wondering if he had missed some rules. The others also quieted down, wanting to see what Anle was going to do.

"Come and give me your phone."

Laitang put the phone in Anle's hand in confusion.

Anle simply performed two operations on Laitang's phone and then returned the phone to Laitang.

"Do you think these are enough? If not, you can add more."

The number "10000000" was clearly displayed on Laitang's mobile phone.

[What's the use of a broken calculator number? I thought you were going to come up with some crappy loan-related joke.]

Qi Mu rolled his eyes at the irrational Anle.

"Looks like my game is over here."

Seeing that Anle was just joking with him, Laitang could only sigh and reach out to his role again, but this time he still failed.

"I'll pay for the visit."

This time, the one who held Laitang back was Apollen, and she actually paid 1000 million game coins for Laitang's game character.

"Aharen-san..."

Laitang was moved by Abalen's behavior, and the two looked at each other deeply. If no one interrupted them, some pleasant behavior might happen next.

(Qi Mu-san, you idiot, look at others!)

[Are you still coming? ]

Abalen and Laitang were not shameless enough to do anything excessively affectionate in public, so they just stared at each other and then turned their eyes away with blushing faces.

[It's rare to see changes in these two people's faces. ]

The game ended quickly and uneventfully.

The result of the game was as expected. Teruhashi Kokomi relied on luck to reach the finish line first and won the game with the highest assets.

[It is true that I died alone in the game. 】

"Hahaha, I told you this game is interesting, do you want to play it again?"

Anle, who had been watching the game and had laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, invited others to play the game again.

"There are other things to do at the party, why don't we do something else?"

Teruhashi Kokomi suggested.

(I don’t want to end up alone again.)

Of course no one rejected Teruhashi Kokomi's proposal.

[Ah, this crappy game is finally over. ]

Note 1: From "The Perverted Prince and the Silent Cat"