I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Chapter 171 How to Make Friends

Saiki family.

The goblins' party continues.

"Qi Mu-san is really amazing. He has so many friends."

Shinonome Mingno was holding a cup of Coke in her hand, leaning back on the sofa that was moved to the edge of the living room, chatting with Kouriko who was also eating coffee jelly in his hand.

I don’t know what functions these two robot girls use to digest the food they eat.

"Humph, that stupid old man, what's so great about him? He has a sullen face all day long, as if everyone owes him money."

Although Oguriko was belittling Saiki, Tounome Mingno could still see from her face the proud expression on her behalf.

(Xiao Lizi is also a tsundere brother-con.)

"Don't say that, Kuriko. Although Saiki-san does not have much expression, he still has so many friends. This is already amazing. I have always envied him."

Although she no longer cares about her robot identity due to the influence of the fairies and the company of Okuriko, who is also a robot girl, her ability to make friends is not outstanding. Not counting Okuriko, she has many friends who talk to each other at school, but only three of them can be called best friends.

"I really want to know the secret of Saiki-san's making friends. Although I have tried to imitate Saiki-san's stern face before, I was immediately laughed at by Yuko and the others..."

Thinking of the dark history, Dongyun Mingno lowered her head in disappointment, and the air around her became a little depressing.

[I want to know, too. This way I can know how to change myself, so that I don’t have to deal with these little demons pestering me all the time.]

Qi Mu, who "accidentally" overheard the conversation between the two mechanical girls, looked at the fairies who kept pestering him. Because of the party, there were more fairies around him than usual.

The concentration of little goblins in the house was overflowing, and Qi Shen had to sigh helplessly.

"Mingno is fine now. Don't think about imitating my stupid brother. Ordinary people can't be like him."

Oguriko waved her hand to dispel the depressing atmosphere around Tounome Nano, and came close to Tounome Nano to comfort her.

"Thank you, little chestnut."

With the comfort of Oguriko, Shinonome Nano quickly recovered.

"Besides, there are a lot of strangers from other classes here today. Mingno, aren't you worried about having few friends? Let's take this opportunity to make new friends together."

Xiao Lizi actually lied. She had scanned the file data of all the students and teachers in PK Academy before enrolling. There were no strangers at the party whose names she couldn't tell.

She told this lie to help Mingno. After all, with Dongyun Mingno's shy personality, it would be a bit difficult for her to talk to someone she didn't know alone.

[She is at least better than Goto-san. ]

When Saiki glanced over, he could still see Goto Ichiri, who was still twisted into a mess due to social phobia even though he was being taken care of by Kita Ikuyo.

[Ah, it's really about to melt completely and turn into Pochi-chan. ]

"Hey! But this isn't a good idea, to suddenly disturb someone you don't know..."

Even though Oguri said she wanted to accompany her, Shinonome Mingno was still a little hesitant.

"Come on, let's go. Aren't parties meant for making new friends?"

[Isn't it for the free coffee jelly? ]

Oguriko stood up and reached out to pull up the still hesitant Tounome Nano. Perhaps because Tounome Nano still had some instinctive resistance, Oguriko accidentally pulled off one of Tounome Nano's hands.

Fortunately, after a moment of panic, Touno Mingno's hand was put back on and did not attract anyone else's attention.

[This hot-swap function is really amazing. ]

Qi Mu really couldn't imagine that such an amazing technique actually came from the little doctor next to him who had cream all over his face from eating cake.

"Who should we start with first?"

Oguriko stroked her chin and scanned the cheerful crowd, the profile of every person she saw flashing before her eyes, as she selected the easiest target for Dongyun Mingno.

"Xiao Lizi, what do you think of that girl who has pink hair like you? Her movements are very cute, and her hair color is the same as yours. Maybe she will have something in common with us. As long as we pretend to pass by her, she might come over and talk to us."

Shinonome Nano, who was determined to make new friends, pointed in the direction of Goto Ichiri and made a suggestion.

"You can't rely on others to take the initiative to make friends."

Xiao Lizi shook his finger to express his refusal.

【I have a deep understanding of this.】

Saiki had such an experience. He investigated all the preferences of an ordinary male high school student, Sato Hiroshi, and performed them in front of Sato Hiroshi, hoping that Sato Hiroshi would come to him and talk to him and become his friend.

After all, the little fairies around Qi Mu all came to him on their own initiative like this, and without knowing it, Qi Mu became their indispensable friend and was deeply troubled by them.

Saiki thought that Sato Hiro would be the same, but he miscalculated that Sato Hiro, who could be equated with the word "ordinary", was fundamentally different from the little fairies like Kaito. Saiki's plan failed as expected.

"Eh? Anything wrong?"

Shinonome Nano asked out of curiosity because of Oguriko's refusal.

"If you want to make friends with others, of course you have to take the initiative. Only idiots and narcissists would think that everyone will take the initiative to make friends with them!"

【Have it? 】

[It seems that I really need to reflect on myself...]

Qi Mu thought about how he was ignored by Sato Hiroshi that day, and even Qi Mu began to doubt himself.

"And even if others take the initiative first, whether they reject or agree, we have to take the initiative to respond. After all, making friends is a mutual process. If one side is too cold, the other side will sooner or later lose motivation and become equally cold."

"Little Lizi is so awesome!"

Shinonome Nano grabbed Oguri's hand and shook it, exclaiming in amazement.

[It sounds like it’s right…]

"Qi Mu, what are you thinking about? It's your turn to play a card."

Saiki was being dragged by Kaito and other little fairies to play cards.

[It's boring. I'm going to do something else.]

Qi Mu threw the playing cards in his hand and quit the game rudely.

"Don't you want to play anymore? Then Qi Mu, whatever you want to do, we can do it together."

Not only was Kaito not angry, he enthusiastically hooked his arm around Saiki's shoulders.

【Don't put your arm around my shoulders! 】

Saiki stood up and broke free from Kaito's arms, turned around with an indifferent look on his face and left the encirclement of the goblins.

"What happened to Qi Mu suddenly?"

Anle, who was playing cards with them, asked doubtfully?

"I guess it must be because I didn't get to eat ramen!" Ran Tang said confidently.

"He must have run out of coffee jelly. Let's go get him some more."

Anle proposed it to others and gained their unanimous agreement.

[Ah, hey, hey, it's really useless? 】

Having just heard Oguri's serious theory, Saiki couldn't help but test it out with the little goblins, and the result was not beyond Saiki's expectations.

If they were ordinary friends, they would have been angry at Qi Mu's disrespectful behavior and would have distanced themselves from or even hated Qi Mu, but it was obvious that the little goblins were not ordinary people.

[It should just be a matter of times. If you do it a few more times, you should be able to succeed. ]

……

Qi Mu hid in the bathroom of his own home and used his clairvoyance to spy on the little goblins' every move.

"Where's Qi Mu?"

Hai Teng, holding a bag of coffee jelly in his hand, glanced at the crowd at the party in confusion, trying to find Qi Mu among them.

"I don't know... I can't find Saiki anywhere."

After searching for a while, Hirotani Su couldn't find Saiki, so he had no choice but to return.

"I bought so many snacks. My buddy will definitely be happy after eating them."

Ran Tang, who was also carrying a bag, sounded worried.

(Qi Mu, where have you been? Why are you so unhappy all of a sudden? If you really don’t like the party, can’t I apologize to you? Please don’t be angry.)

(You're not hiding in space, are you?)

(Please reply!)

Because they didn't want to disturb the atmosphere of the party, they didn't tell anyone else that Qi Mu was in a bad mood, but their strange behavior still attracted the attention of other people at the party.

If Saiki doesn't show up and fix the trouble he has caused, this party might end early.

[Ah, hey, hey, I really shouldn't use this method. 】

Qi Mu, who was hiding in the toilet, sighed and reached out to open the door.

"Oh, Qi Mu, you are here. We have been looking for you."

Kaito excitedly ran to Saiki who had just walked into the living room, and reached out to grab Saiki's shoulder, but he pulled his hand back before touching Saiki.

"Here you go buddy, these are for you."

Ren Tang handed the bag full of coffee jelly to Qi Mu.

"If it's not enough, we'll buy you more."

Kugayasu added.

"If it really doesn't work, I have the ingredients at home, I'll make it for you right now, and I guarantee it's all full of sugar."

Anle had already tied her apron as she spoke. It would be fine for her to make sugar-free coffee jelly for Qi Mu on normal days, but now Qi Mu was in a bad mood for some reason, and Anle was a little worried.

Qi Mu looked inside the bag in his hand and saw some cheap coffee jelly. He looked up at An Le who was wearing an apron and looked worried. An Le's coffee jelly making skills were just average, and it might be just a little better than cheap coffee jelly.

{It should just be a matter of practice. If you do it a few more times, you should be able to succeed.}

Saiki thought about how he felt after the experiment he had just done.

[Oh my, I think I did something stupid...]

[If a nail is pulled out of the wood, will there still be a hole? ]

Qi Mu thought again of Kaito's retraction just now.

【But fortunately, the nail didn't go in completely. 】

For a person with super powers who can go back in time, there is no mistake that cannot be corrected, but Saiki does not intend to go back in time.

【Take this as a lesson.】

Qi Mu is not the type of person who refuses to repent even though he knows he has made a mistake. If Qi Mu were really that kind of person, he would not be Qi Shen, but a fellow countryman.

[I'm sorry, I just had a stomachache due to the geomagnetic storm and had to go to the toilet urgently. I'm fine now.]

Qi Mu looked at the people surrounding him who were worried about him, and he forced a rare smile and apologized to the little goblins.

The people surrounding Qi Mu were silent, and the noise of the party made their silence even more deafening.

[Isn't even the most famous scapegoat recently worthy enough to take the blame? ]

Just when Qi Mu was complaining in his heart, the little goblins finally reacted.

"Qi Mu smiled!"

"This is the first time I've seen Saiki smile when he's not eating coffee jelly."

"It turns out my buddy doesn't have facial paralysis!"

[So you are surprised by this? ]

Of course, this wasn't the first time that Qi Mu laughed in front of the little fairy, but he went back in time after the last time he laughed.

It was the time when Yumehara Chiyu bravely confessed her love to Kaito Shun.

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"Why didn't you tell us you had a stomachache? You made us worry about you for nothing."