I am the disaster of Saiki K.

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Saiki sighed and shifted his gaze elsewhere.

Kugatani Suke.

"What should I shoot?"

Kugaya Su had already set up his phone, but he didn't know what to take pictures of.

"Just take a picture of me riding a motorcycle. It will definitely look cool and I will definitely go viral."

Higashi Suaren made the decision confidently. He immediately took out his mobile phone and started taking pictures of himself in various poses on the motorcycle.

[It's so dirty that it's falling apart. ]

[There's no way anyone would read this kind of thing.]

[I think you should just take some photos of your own home. If you make a vlog based on the things in your home, it will definitely attract a lot of bad viewers.]

Kaito's house.

"Hmph, these notes of mine were prepared for this moment."

Hai Teng, dressed in a chuunibyou outfit, held the chuunibyou notes he had accumulated over the years in his hands and laughed triumphantly.

"Just relying on these peerless classics, coupled with my acting skills. As long as I quietly contribute, I'll have reached the limit of this level, hahahaha."

"When I become an internet celebrity, I will definitely make fun of that guy Ran Tang."

Kaito Shun was ready. He casually flipped a page of his notes, took a quick look, and then began to perform confidently in front of the camera of his mobile phone.

"Ah! Demon King! I am the Wings of Savior, the Wings of Darkness. No matter how hard you try, you are no match for my experience in battle..."

Kaito fell into his own world.

[The lines are quite awkward, and they are all well-read. ]

[I can’t say his acting is bad, but at least it’s unbearable to watch.]

[Except for the background music that comes with Kaito's appearance, there is not a single highlight in the whole film. 】

[If this goes viral, it will be another dark history. ]

[And it is a dark history remembered by the entire network. ]

Saiki is deeply worried about Kaito Shun's future.

…………

the next day.

"Ale, you look much better today. You're obviously not as weak as you were yesterday."

Higashiya Suyalian greets Anle.

"Well, I've almost recovered, and I feel motivated to do things again!"

Anle raised his arms to make a strong gesture, showing a confident and sunny smile, and it seemed that he had indeed been fully revived.

【Yeah? 】

[Now that you have almost recovered, please continue to help me with my work this afternoon. ]

Qi Mu gave orders to Anle mercilessly. He realized that the best way to prevent Anle from causing trouble was to use up all his energy in causing trouble. The best proof of this was that Anle did not cause any trouble the whole day yesterday.

"Um... I think I need to rest for a few days. The weather is so nice today, why not just forget it?"

Anle didn't want to help Qi Mu with seasickness training anymore. He still remembered the scene of that day clearly. The moment Qi Mu's seasickness caused his super powers to go out of control, he experienced firsthand what it meant to be torn apart. If Qi Mu hadn't recovered quickly, he would have become a building block toy like the poor little wooden boat.

"Now that you've recovered, and you don't have anything to do anyway, why don't you come over this afternoon and shoot a video with me, Ale."

Kaito Shun suddenly interrupted and joined the conversation.

"I suddenly realized that I have a talent for acting. Now I just need a partner. Becoming an Internet celebrity is just around the corner."

Kaito Shun put his hands on his hips proudly, full of confidence in his future.

【Why don’t you take a look at the video data you posted yesterday and reorganize your language. 】

Saiki looked at the video on his phone that had only a few views. It was the short video drama "The Devil Hero" that Kaito Shun filmed and acted in yesterday.

[The name is really old-fashioned. ]

"Eh? You guys are actually starting to play this kind of thing?"

Because of what happened yesterday, Anle didn't know about the competition among the little fairies, so he was very surprised by what Kaito Shun said.

But this does not affect Anle's answer.

"No problem, leave it to me. We'll do it together in the afternoon."

Anle eagerly accepted Kaito Shun's invitation. Although he was not interested in the videos shot by Kaito Shun, participating in Kaito Shun's activities was better than helping Saiki and facing death.

[Yeah, yeah, aren’t we close friends? ]

"Friends are not meant to be killed."

【Is not it? 】

Faced with Qi Mu who let go of his reserve and started to act shamelessly, Anle had no idea what to do.

"Hehe, with Ah Le's help, it will be even more impossible for a fool like you, Ran Tang, to defeat me."

Kaito Shun patted the back of Ren Tang beside him proudly, his nose was about to reach the ceiling with pride.

"Oh, my videos are very popular, so I won't necessarily lose."

Ran Tang remained unmoved and rubbed his upper lip with his fingers complacently.

"What are you talking about, Li? How is that possible?"

Xualen Kotani didn't believe what Ran Tang said at all.

"Ran Tang, are you starting to have hallucinations?"

Kaito Shun didn't believe it at all.

【Is this the video of Rantang? 】

After Qi Mu briefly watched Ran Tang's performance yesterday, he did not distract his attention from Ran Tang. He really did not know the results of Ran Tang's video.

Qi Mu moved his fingers and flipped his phone to Ran Tang's social account.

【? ? ? 】

【What this guy said is actually true! 】

[This guy actually has a social media account! ]

【And I also know how to upload videos! 】

"Just based on the ten seconds you recorded yesterday, your own stupid face? I uploaded your videos for you, okay?"

Kaito Shun waved his hands disdainfully.

"I was kind enough to add a lot of facial animations for you. But even with my help, it's simply a pipe dream for you to become famous with your stupid face."

Hai Teng tried his best to mock Ran Tang, he knew it best as he had worked on Ran Tang's videos, there were neither stunning looks nor fascinating stories in Ran Tang's videos, let alone acting skills as lifelike as his.

Only Ran Tang had a stupid look on his face, staring at the camera of a mobile phone for just over ten seconds. If he hadn't been merciful enough to add some special effects, the audience would have had to look at Ran Tang's ridiculous butt and chin.

"How could something like this possibly win over me?"

[So it was you who helped Ran Tang do it. ]

Qi Mu understood how the idiot Ran Tang managed to handle such a complicated matter, but there was still one thing he didn't understand.

[Isn’t it that Ran Tang’s video is too popular? 】

"(⊙o⊙) Wow, where did you come from, the villain who got slapped in the face for pretending to be awesome?"

Anle looked at Hai Teng in surprise. Hai Teng had just set up a perfect target, just waiting for the protagonist to appear and slap him in the face.

"Shun, you should take a look at this guy's results before you speak."

Higashi Sualen had just taken a secret look at it, and after making sure that she was not dazzled, she patted Kaito's shoulder and reminded him with cold sweat.

"Tsk, there will only be a few plays at most... What!!!"

"How can this be!!!"

Kaito's original disdainful expression immediately changed after seeing Ran Tang's video data.

There is also spring for the mentally retarded

[Although Rantang is indeed...but...well, I can't comment on it. ]

Although it is not as good as Xiaolizi's millions of views, but gaining more than 100,000 views in just half a day is already a very impressive thing.

At least it's much better than Hai Teng's dark history of only a few views.

"Only a few hundred people have viewed mine. Your data is too exaggerated."

Higashi Sualen was flipping through her cell phone and spoke to Ran Tang in an envious tone from time to time.

[Is it still the case that Kaito has the worst score? ]

[Should I say this is totally unexpected? ]

"No, you must have cheated. How could so many people watch something like this?"

Kaito still couldn't believe it.

"You can tell Shun by looking at the comments section."

Anle, who had already finished watching the Ran Tang video and was scrolling through the comments section, reminded this.

Because of Anle's reminder, Hai Teng started to read the comments.

Netizen A: Support!

Netizen B: This face shows that he is severely mentally retarded, but even so he is still so cheerful, physically disabled but mentally strong, I support him!!!

Netizen C: Apart from anything else, this face definitely has the potential to be an internet celebrity, keep going!!!

……

"See, I'm not bad."

Ran Tang said proudly.

[I've been treated as a mentally retarded person. What's there to be proud of? 】

"how could it be possible!!!"

Kaito Shun turned completely gray.

…………

Saiki family.

Little Lizi was lying on the sofa.

"I'd like to get a few million more views for the video I posted today."

Without any action from Xiao Lizi, the video she just posted online had millions of views.