I am the disaster of Saiki K.

【What stupid things are you talking about. 】

[Strictly speaking, we are also considered to be in the second dimension. 】

Saiki, who was reading a light novel, didn't take it seriously. He just thought that Kaito Shun's chuunibyou had undergone a new mutation today, and the dark reunion had turned into a two-dimensional beautiful girl or something.

[You should talk to Anle about this matter. He has more experience in this area.]

Saiki didn't plan to waste time with Kaito. He hadn't finished reading the latest light novel yet, and he had to finish the plot of the new volume before others spoiled it. He didn't have time to fool around with Kaito Shun.

"You can't tell Ale about this."

Kaito Shun still had no intention of letting Saiki go. He anxiously reached out and grabbed Saiki's arm, trying to pull him up from his seat. However, no matter how hard Kaito Shun tried, Saiki's body did not move at all.

[What can't be said? You two have such a close relationship that you're like one person, is there anything you need to hide from him? ]

Saiki remained unmoved and turned another page of the light novel.

"The two-dimensional invasion I mentioned is because of Ale!"

Kaito Shun's voice was full of anxiety. It seemed that he would not stop pestering him unless Saiki went with him.

【Oh, has his ability been discovered? 】

【It seems like it’s time. 】

【It's time to clean up the source of trouble. 】

Only then did Qi Mu put the light novel in his hand back into the hole in the table, with an expectant expression on his face. It was obvious that he had been waiting for this day for a long time.

【Let's go and see what happened. 】

"Hurry up, Qi Mu, my discovery will definitely surprise you."

Seeing that Saiki finally showed interest, Kaito became happy instantly. Without saying a word, he pulled Saiki out of the classroom and left.

……

"There it is. What I said, evidence of the second dimension invading reality."

Pulling Saiki, Kaito Shun, who was hiding in the corner of the corridor, was panting. Because he was in a hurry to get on the road, Kaito Shun, who was not good at sports, was already sweating profusely. But even so, he was still trying hard to control his breathing, for fear of making too loud noise and attracting the attention of people outside the corner.

[Still so weak. ]

Qi Mu couldn't help but complain.

"Shh, Qi Mu, you'll be discovered by Le if you do this."

Kaito Shun made a gesture to keep quiet and cautiously looked outside.

Fortunately, Anle, who was outside the corner, did not notice them.

[Isn’t this normal? 】

Qi Mu looked at An Le who was on patrol.

[Is it really just that your Chuunibyou has gotten worse again? ]

"Although it's just my guess, Ale is definitely an intruder from the second dimension. You will see the evidence soon, Qi Mu. Be careful not to let Ale find out."

[Well, this setting is pretty close to the truth. Should I say it's worthy of being Kaito? ]

【What a rich imagination. 】

Kaito Shun was convinced of his guess, and he hid in a corner with Saiki, waiting for evidence to prove his guess.

Qi Mu looked in Anle's direction.

At this time, Anle was wearing an armband and doing patrol work as a discipline committee member with Igarashi Kaede.

"Hata Ranko-san, you're taking secret photos again. We've received an increase in complaints about the news department recently. Please come with us."

Anle recited his lines and spoke sternly in a businesslike manner, but Saiki could only feel his laziness. He believed that if it weren't for Igarashi Kaede accompanying him, Anle would have simply not bothered to cause trouble for Hata Ranko.

Lazy Anle, the lines of his whole body become simple, and his face is reduced to only black eyes. The nose disappears, the mouth becomes a straight line, and the body proportions even become two-head body, highlighting the simple and cute style of painting.

"How can the news department's work be considered candid photography? I'm a reporter. For a reporter, this is just stealing at best."

Hata Ranko, who has no nose, also changed into a cute style, trying to get away with it by being cute.

"It appears! Evidence of the second dimension invasion!"

Kaito shouted excitedly, then belatedly covered his mouth and explained to Saiki in a very quiet voice.

"You see, Qi Mu, A Le and the others have a different style from us!!!"

[What a fuss! It's just a sudden change in style. Isn't this normal? 】

[You can also do it by saying "Big shot, Tuvalu." 】

Qi Mu thought it was something serious, but it turned out to be just a trivial matter that was normal in this world.

Saiki suddenly felt that it was stupid to trust Kaito and delay reading the light novel, so he decided not to pay any more attention to Kaito Shun and turned around to go back to class to continue reading his book.

"Qimu, don't leave yet!"

Of course Kaito Shun would not let Saiki leave easily, and he reached out and grabbed Saiki's shoulders again.

"If this level is not enough, there is better evidence. It's not too late for you to take a look before leaving."

【It never ends.】

Saiki sighed, he realized that he wouldn't be able to go back and read any books until Kaito had made enough trouble.

"Ale and the others are gone, let's hurry up and catch up."

Saiki had no choice but to follow the sneaky Kaito Shun and trail behind Anle.

Anle and Igarashi Kaede were patrolling and performing their duties as discipline committee members.

While they were working, Anle suddenly barged into a nearby classroom and quickly returned to the corridor, dragging a busty beauty with him.

"Anle, what are you doing? I'll soon get the banana peel left over by Akutsu-san, why did you pull me out here?"

The person being pulled over was none other than the busty nympho committee chairperson who was clearly the chairman of the discipline committee but often did things that disrupted discipline.

"Hurry up and get back to work. It was supposed to be my turn to rest today, but it's all because of you, the love-crazy chairman, that I have to work for you."

Anle rarely showed any toughness and threw the sleeve at the chairman's face.

"Qi Mu, have you ever heard Ah Le call the Discipline Committee Chairman by his name?"

Kaito Shun's face looked solemn.

"She is obviously her immediate superior, but we have never heard Ah Le call her by her name. There must be something wrong here. Maybe it's because Ah Le is a second-dimensional person and has a special liking for the role of the Discipline Committee member, so she doesn't want to call the chairperson by her name."

[The meaning of the second dimension here is different from the previous one. 】

[You are really messing around. ]

Saiki turned around and was about to leave. This time he was determined that no matter what Kaito said, he would go back to read his light novel.

"Are you leaving now, Qi Mu? Fine, leave the task of monitoring A Le to me, and you can go back to reading that novel in which the protagonist is about to be eaten by a fire dragon."

[Invasion of the second dimension? 】

[I will now send you to invade the light novel just now and become the protagonist. ]

Chapter 186 Questionnaire Student Union's School Rules Survey

Inside the student union activity room.

Amakusa Shino was standing in front of the blackboard, presiding over the student council's daily meeting.

"Our new school rules have been implemented for some time. So far, the results are satisfactory. The overall discipline of PK College students has improved to a certain extent."

clap clap ~

The other members who were sitting in the meeting below applauded symbolically.

Only Qi Mu, who looked as if it had nothing to do with him, sat there stiffly, looking like he was slacking off and waiting for the meeting to end.

"Qi Mu, the student council has achieved results. Even if you are just on the sidelines and not really involved, you should at least celebrate with us."

Huacheng Ayane crossed her arms over her chest and kicked Qi Mu's chair with her feet, reminding him.

[First of all, although I can control some daily movements, I have never practiced clapping. If I clap along, there is a high probability that this classroom will be blown away, so forget about clapping.]

[Secondly, your statement, which will only lead to misunderstanding, is completely wrong. I have also contributed to the implementation of the new school rules.]

These were just Saiki's inner monologue. He did not really convey these words to other people present. To outsiders, he was just nodding perfunctorily to Huacheng Ayane.

"Hmph, it seems like you're not convinced. That's great. I'll leave the next task of conducting a questionnaire survey on students' feelings about the new school rules to you."

As the vice president, Huacheng Ayane reached out and placed a stack of printed questionnaires in front of Qi Mu.

[This is obviously your job, you just want to be lazy. ]

"Hey, I'll leave these to you, Qi Mu. Don't even think about being lazy."

[You are not qualified to say such things.]

【I never agreed to do such a thing.】

"Senior Saiki has a wide range of friends, and his friends will definitely give him face. There will be no problem letting him do the questionnaire work."

After careful analysis, Hagimura Suzu agreed to Huacheng Ayane's proposal.

[According to your theory, this kind of mission should be assigned to Red-Haired Shanks. After all, everyone in the world, except the King of the Sea, has to give him some face.]

"Qi Mu-san is very quick at everything, there will be no problem if I leave it to him."

Qi Tiao Tiankong also agreed with a smile.

[Although what you said is normal, don't think that I can't hear the hidden meaning in your words! ]

"Qi Mu, can you do it? No problem. I'll leave it to you, Qi Mu."

As the president, Amakusa Shino, who holds the highest authority in the student council, makes the final decision.

After the decision was made, Amakusa Shino suddenly shyly put her hands between her thighs and shook her body awkwardly.

"After all, if your efforts are not responded to, your body will not be satisfied."

[Isn't your statement weird?]

…………

【I still agreed. 】

Qi Mu sat in Class 3's classroom, looking at the questionnaire in his hand, and shook his head helplessly.

[We need to collect 10000 copies. Who decided this number? ]

[Even if you count the animals in the PK Academy, there can't be so many. ]

[Is there really a need for so many? Just use the Internet. Who still uses paper questionnaires in this day and age?]

Qi Mu had a lot to complain about but he sat in his seat thinking of a solution.

[I might as well just fill it out randomly by reading and writing. Isn’t that what a questionnaire is anyway?]

Just when Qi Mu was hesitating whether to use his superpowers to cheat, the questionnaire in his hand attracted the attention of someone with ulterior motives.

"Qi Mu, what are you holding in your hand? Let me see."

Anle suddenly appeared, took a questionnaire from Qi Mu's hand, and began to read it curiously.

[It is you, a caring person indeed. 】

"It turns out to be a questionnaire about school rules. I didn't expect that the current student union would still care about these things."

Anle casually flipped through the questionnaire in his hand.

"Do you need my help, Qi Mu? Don't be shy to ask."

Anle asked.

【Are you interested? 】

[Then the remaining 9,000 copies will be given to you. ]

Qi Mu pulled out a large cardboard box from behind his back and placed it in An Le's hand expressionlessly.