I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Before Saiki could answer, Kaito was the first to excitedly agree.

[Does that mean I will have lunch with Teruhashi every day from now on? ]

Saiki felt the gazes around him. The people in Kokomi's fan club took Teruhashi Kokomi's feelings into consideration and would not stare at her all the time, but Saiki did not have such treatment. Saiki could feel that dozens or even hundreds of sharp gazes were staring at his back.

If he agreed to Teruhashi Shinmi's proposal, he would be kidnapped again and taken to the fan club for trial after school this afternoon... No, he didn't need to wait that late. As soon as he stepped out of the cafeteria door, he would be kidnapped again and taken to the fan club for trial. Didn't you see that someone was already staring at Kaito and preparing ropes and sacks? As long as Teruhashi Shinmi wasn't paying attention, Kaito would definitely be taken away immediately.

But, as mentioned before, no one can refuse Teruhashi Kokomi's request.

Qi Mu was in a dilemma.

[Don't bother, I've decided to bring my own lunch from now on. ]

Although she cannot refuse Teruhashi Shinmi, the considerate Teruhashi Shinmi will not make things difficult for others if there is a reasonable reason.

"Ah! Is that so? It is indeed more convenient to bring a lunch box. That way, you don't have to squeeze into the cafeteria every day."

Teruhashi Shinmi said with regret.

[Not only that, I can also avoid the harassment of the little goblins at noon. ]

After confirming that he would bring his own lunch, Qi Mu immediately realized that there were other benefits to doing so.

[The goblins all eat in the cafeteria, or buy bread to eat. If I bring a lunch box, I can get rid of their entanglement at noon! ]

【Why didn’t I think of this earlier! 】

It was rare for Qi Mu to feel happy about his own wit.

(Damn it, why did Saiki suddenly think of bringing his lunch box?)

Teruhashi Shinmi did not doubt that this was an excuse that Saiki came up with on the spur of the moment. After all, no one could refuse her, and she still had that kind of confidence.

"I forget it. I think the same as Saiki. I think it's more convenient to bring my own lunch."

Hirotani Su, who already had the idea of ​​bringing his own lunch box, made up his mind when he saw Saiki take the lead in expressing his opinion.

"Qi Mu, we can eat lunch together from now on."

[It's too hasty. Don't make a decision because of me! ]

[Forget it, it's better to have only Kuroya Su alone than now. 】

"Brothers, if you all bring your lunch boxes, I'll accompany you for a while."

Ran Tang didn't think too much about it, but when he saw that Saiki and Kugoya Su both brought lunch boxes, he also became interested.

[No need, just come to the cafeteria and eat your ramen! ]

"Don't forget about me. If you guys are like this, I'll bring my lunch box too."

Kaito completely forgot that he had just promised Teruhashi Kokomi and excitedly announced that he would join Saiki and the others.

What Kaito didn't notice was that when he announced that he would bring his own lunch, several pairs of hands hidden in the dark behind him silently shrank back.

[Kaito almost got himself killed. ]

Saiki sighed.

[I knew it would be like this. These annoying little goblins won't let me off so easily.]

(A bento lunch?)

(Why don’t I bring my own lunch too? Maybe I can bring one for Saiki-san…)

(After eating the bento I made, Saiki-san will definitely yell a hundred times!)

The more Teruhashi Shinmi thought about it, the more she blushed.

【Just spare me. 】

…………

"what!!!"

Anle, who was the last to get the news, screamed in surprise, so loud that it even attracted the attention of others.

Seeing that his classmates were looking at him strangely, Anle calmed down and sat back in his seat.

[You shouldn't be so excited, right? ]

"What do you know? Bento is sacred. With your flippant attitude, how can you possibly understand the beauty of bento?"

【speak English. 】

"I finally found a unique personality among a bunch of weird goblins, and now you all want to bring your lunch boxes. Doesn't my personality of a sister-con lunchbox guy stand out anymore?"

[How could you come up with such a weird and boring character? 】

"The next few years in the class will be the second-year second-year bento boy, the bad bento boy, the stupid bento boy, and the arrogant four-eyed antenna bento boy. Am I going to become a passerby male protagonist with no sense of existence again?"

[Is the arrogant four-eyed antenna bento man talking about me? 】

[I think you need to be punished again. ]

[Besides, it sounds like we will be in the morgue in the next second, which doesn't seem strange. Are we some kind of extra who will die in the next second? ]

Qi Mu rolled his eyes at Anle, turned around and ignored Anle who was acting crazy again, and started thinking about his own things.

[She said I had to bring my own lunch, but I felt like my mother would definitely make it look like a pair of leather shoes.]

[Although I can eat it, I can’t really be picky about the food my mother cooks. I can’t stand it when she gets angry.]

[But when I think of my father licking his shoes, I definitely can’t eat the “leather shoe” bento…]

[Just buy a bento from the supermarket. With my superpowers, the bento will be as good as new even the next day.]

Qi Mu finally made a decision.

…………

After school in the afternoon.

[I miscalculated. I didn't expect the bento in the supermarket to be so expensive. It's one-third more expensive than my lunch in the cafeteria.]

Qi Mu was in a dilemma when looking at the bento boxes on the shelves.

Although the cheapest bento is cheaper than the one in the school cafeteria, it doesn't look as delicious as the one in the school cafeteria, and Qi Mu doesn't want to treat himself badly.

[I'll use teleportation to buy a half-price bento later. 】

As smart as Qi Mu was, he immediately thought of a solution.

[This way I can eat better food at a cheaper price than in the cafeteria, and I can use the money I save to buy coffee jelly. ]

【Why didn’t I think of it earlier! 】

Qi Mu praised his own wit.

……

at night.

His clothes were messy, and one could even see shoe prints on his originally white short-sleeved shirt. Anyone who saw him would think that this guy had just had a fight with someone.

Looking a little embarrassed, Qi Mu teleported back home with a half-price bento box with a laurel wreath on it.

[Is it necessary to fight so hard just for a half-price bento? 】

Saiki, who had just been attacked, managed to leave the supermarket with his lunch box without using his super powers.

[I had to hold back and not do anything, or else the whole street would have been blown away by me.]

[It seems that it is a bit troublesome to obtain the half-price bento, so let's think of another way. ]

Qi Mu has no interest in fighting with people in the supermarket every night just for a half-price bento.

(Bento, this is an old show, I don't know if anyone still remembers it.)

Click~

"Xiao Nan, what are you doing..."

The noise of Saiki's return attracted Saiki Kurumi, who was still awake. She turned on the lights in the living room to check the details.

Qi Mu didn't care and wanted to explain why he was so embarrassed.

"Wow~ Xiao Nan disliked the food her mother cooked and secretly went out to buy a lunch box..."

When she saw the lunch box in Saiki's hand, Saiki Kurumi didn't know what was wrong with her and she sat down on the ground and cried loudly.

[No, no... I'm not...]

Even people with super powers can't do anything about such a mother.

"Wow~ Is the food my mom cooks so bad?"

Kurumi Saiki started throwing a tantrum.

The noise she made finally attracted Saiki Kuniharu out of the bedroom.

"What's wrong, mother? Who bullied you? Let me teach him a lesson!"

Qi Mu Guochun rubbed his eyes and yawned, it was obvious that he had just fallen asleep.

"Xiao Nan disliked the food I cooked and secretly bought a lunch box for me."

Saiki Kurumi lay on top of Saiki Kuniharu and started to complain to him.

"Kusuo, how can you do this to your mother? Even if you think the food she cooks is not tasty and you insist on eating the bento from the supermarket, can't you just eat it and come back?"

[You know what? Don't lecture me like a father.]

Saiki complained.

"I am your father, you bastard."

[Speaking of which, as a parent, shouldn't you be more concerned about who I'm fighting with? ]

"There's nothing to worry about. Kusuo isn't the kind of bad boy who would randomly fight outside. You should pay more attention to your mother's feelings now!"

Saiki Kuniharu said righteously.

【Father……】

【What about the truth? 】

"Kusuo won't be bullied. Even if he kills someone, the police won't find out anything. There's nothing to worry about."

Saiki Kuniharu waved his hand and said indifferently.

[Don’t start by using the crime as an excuse to judge me.]

[I just suddenly wanted to bring a lunch box to school. This lunch box is for tomorrow's lunch.]

Saiki explained why he went out to buy a bento in the middle of the night.

"Wow~ Xiao Nan wanted to bring a lunch box but she didn't choose the one made by her mother. She must think that the food made by her mother is not tasty."

Saiki Kurumi, who had been comforted with great difficulty by Saiki Kuniharu, started crying again.

[Okay, okay, I'll take the lunch box you made to school tomorrow. ]

Qi Mu sighed. Faced with his mother who kept pretending to cry and secretly glanced at him from time to time, Qi Mu chose to compromise.

"That `s a deal."

Saiki Kurumi burst into laughter.

……

the next day.

"Xiao Nan, your lunch box is on the table. Please give the lunch box you bought last night to Dad."

Saiki Kurumi called out.

Saiki, who had just finished breakfast, looked at the table.

A "leather shoe" was lying quietly in the lunch box.