I am the disaster of Saiki K.

【Yeah, yeah, I knew it. 】

Chapter 188 During lunch time, Teruhashi Kokomi wants to get

Lunch time the next day.

The classroom of Class 3, Grade 2.

Today is a very unusual day. At this time of day in the past, the hungry students, who have been studying for a whole morning, would rush to the college cafeteria like starving ghosts.

But today the students behaved uncharacteristically, each staying in their seats, waiting for something in silence.

Even outside the classroom door of Class 3, Grade 2, there was a group of students with green eyes gathering.

[Are you guys too idle? ]

【Is there nothing else to do?】

There must be a reason why so many people gathered in Class 3, Grade 2 and were reluctant to leave. Do you want to know the reason?

[Except for Teruhashi, no one else has this kind of appeal. ]

"Hey, Xiaoxinmei, you brought your own lunch today."

Teruhashi Kokomi's best friend came up to her and asked in surprise as she looked at the unopened lunch box in her hand.

"Well, sometimes I also want to cook for myself. I am quite confident in my cooking skills."

Teruhashi Shinmi smiled and was about to open the lunch box she brought.

(Did you hear that, Saiki-san? I made all of this myself. If you want to eat it, you have to give it to me a thousand times.)

[If there was that much time, lunch break would have already passed. ]

Although Saiki didn't react much, Teruhashi Shinmi's words caused a sensation among the crowd surrounding Class 2-3.

"Teruhashi-san made this. I really want to eat it."

"I would go there even if it meant my death if I could eat a meal cooked by Teruhashi-san."

“One bite, just one bite, even if I have to exclaim a thousand or ten thousand times!!!”

……

[This is too crazy.]

Although it was crazy, the students were very well behaved. When they saw that Teruhashi was about to start eating, they all dispersed and hid.

Rather than eating a bite of the food Teruhashi made, they were more worried about disturbing Teruhashi's meal and making her dislike them. If that happened, they would really commit seppuku to apologize.

【What a boring bunch of guys. 】

[It seems that there won't be too many people in the cafeteria today, so why not go to the cafeteria to eat today. ]

Saiki thought about it.

[If I take the lunch box home without eating it, my mother will definitely cry and say that I don’t like the food she cooked. It’s better to eat the lunch box first.]

As for simply throwing away the lunch box, Saiki couldn't do such a thing.

[After all, it was made especially for me early in the morning. ]

Saiki stopped paying attention to the other bored students and took out his bento, preparing to start eating lunch.

[People with super powers also get hungry. 】

His lunch box no longer looked like leather shoes. After confirming the appearance of the lunch box in the morning, he directly poured the "leather shoes" to Saiki Kuniharu. He repacked a normal lunch box by himself and brought it safely to school.

In order to ensure that the lunch box was not snatched away by a "hungry" dog that specialized in snatching pineapple buns on the road, or swallowed up by a hungry dragon loli that suddenly appeared from nowhere, Qi Mu deliberately took a small path today.

"What are you doing Saiki!!!"

Just as Saiki was about to open the bento, the bento on the table was taken away by Kaito.

[It would be fine if a dragon loli really came to steal my lunch box, at least she is cute and can fight, but what's the point of a guy like you coming to steal my lunch box? ]

[Do you think your life is too long? 】

Saiki turned his head to look at Kaito, staring at the chuunibyou in front of him with his dead fish eyes.

[Although I don’t have the attribute of going berserk when food is touched, I still feel very unhappy when being disturbed while eating. ]

Saiki waited for Kaito to give him a reasonable explanation.

"Since you all brought lunch boxes, how can you eat alone? Of course we need to put the tables together and sit around to eat together!"

Kaito Shun placed Saiki's lunch box on the table they had already assembled. Anle, Rendou, Hirotani Su and Kaito were already seated, waiting for Saiki to sit over and start eating.

"Qi Mu, what are you waiting for? Come over here quickly. Everyone is hungry."

Anle waved his hand and greeted Qi Mu.

[Since you are hungry, just eat normally and don’t make trouble. ]

Qi Mu had no choice but to walk over and sit in front of his lunch box.

[Okay, now we can have lunch quickly, eat quickly, don’t delay anything any longer. ]

Just as Saiki stretched out his hands again to open his lunch box, someone interrupted him again.

"Can I join you guys, Saiki-san?"

Teruhashi-san's voice sounded from behind Saiki.

"Because I brought a lunch box with me suddenly, Zhiyu and the others didn't prepare any, so I had to eat lunch alone today. But eating lunch alone is a bit... So can you..."

"Oh huh! Of course! Teruhashi-san, you sit here."

Before Teruhashi Shinmi could finish her words, Kaito pulled open the seat next to Saiki and invited Teruhashi Shinmi to sit down.

"Thank you, Kaito-san."

Teruhashi didn't refuse at all and sat down next to Saiki and placed her lunch box in front of Saiki.

[Why are you putting it in front of me? You want me to open your own lunch box for you? ]

Of course, Saiki knew what Teruhashi meant, he just didn't want to admit it.

(Qi Mu, you idiot, why don’t you help me open it, so that I can have an excuse to share the bento I made with you. Can’t you be smarter?)

【I refuse. 】

Qi Mu opened his lunch box without interrupting him this time.

bang bang bang

The sound of angry stomping feet came from beside Saiki, and Saiki knew that it was Teruhashi Kokomi stomping her feet in anger.

(How can there be a guy as stupid as you!)

Teruhashi Shinmi angrily reached out and opened her own lunch box.

【Finally I can eat in peace. 】

"Oh, Yalian, isn't this a supermarket bento?"

Anle's puzzled voice reached Qi Mu's ears.

[Is it really impossible to eat in peace? 】

"Hehe, that's right, Ale. This is my spoils of war last night. It's a pity that the Supreme Honor Laurel Crown was obtained by someone else in advance, otherwise I wouldn't be eating this ordinary eel bento today."

Xu Yalian patted her chest proudly.

[Later, you also joined the half-price bento competition. ]

"Someone took it away early? I remember that the Laurel Crown was everyone's goal. How could someone leave early when surrounded by so many people?"

Anle was very surprised. With his understanding of the Bento War, it was not so easy for the laurel crown to be taken away by someone in advance. Every fight for the laurel crown was a bloody battle. The winner would not easily emerge unless they fought to the end.

"I don't know. It is said that it was obtained by a newcomer with pink hair. I heard that he is very resistant to punches. No matter who punches him, he can't stop him. He is really amazing."

Higashi Suaren sighed with anticipation, as if he was looking forward to having a fight with the master he had imagined.

"Pink hair? Could it be you, Saiki?"

As soon as he heard the description of the pink-haired girl, Anle began to look at Saiki with suspicion, and Saiki became his first target of suspicion. After all, he couldn't possibly suspect that it was Goto Ichiri, the socially anxious person, who stayed up late at night and ran to the supermarket to fight with others.

"I had my suspicions too, but looking at the lunch box that Saiki brought today, it looked like it was made at home, so it definitely wasn't Saiki's."

Higashi Sualen made her judgement.

[That's right, how could it be me? I'm not so idle as to run to the supermarket in the middle of the night and fight with people just for a half-price bento.]

(It’s you!)

【no. 】

(that is!)

(Alian and I never mentioned half-price lunch boxes, how did you know about that?)

[Is it not possible to hear through telepathy? 】

Faced with Qi Mu who refused to admit it, An Le had no choice but to pick up his chopsticks and eat his lunch box in silence.

"Hehe, supermarket bento doesn't have the soul of a bento at all. Only a bento made at home with the love of my family can best replenish the magic power for my body."

Kaito Shun proudly showed everyone the lunch box his mother made for him.

[People like you will definitely be the first to be knocked down when you go to the supermarket. You can't even get half-price rice balls or leftover oden, and you still dare to look down on supermarket bento. ]

"Kaito's lunchbox is made by your mother, Kugoyasu's is from a supermarket, and I made mine myself. What about Saiki, Anraku, and Nedo?"

Teruhashi Kokomi asked, pretending to be curious.

(Humph, no matter who made it, I want to ask for a taste. In exchange, Qi Mu, you can eat the food I made myself. You just have to accept it with gratitude and say "oh" ten thousand times!)

[The number has increased again. At this rate, the number of times I need to say "oh" will soon exceed a small goal. ]

"I made today's lunch myself, and Xingzi complained that I made it unhealthy. Aren't lunch boxes supposed to be high in oil and salt?"

Anle kept shoveling the greasy stir-fried dishes and rice into his mouth.

[It seems like you won't have the chance to eat Teruhashi-san's cooking today. ]

"I made this myself this morning. Would you like to try it? My cooking skills have improved."

Ran Tang pushed the lunch box in his hand in front of everyone. Judging from its appearance, Ran Tang's lunch box was indeed the most appetizing among everyone else.

[Has Ran Tang's cooking skills improved again? Is he really holding some heroine script? ]

"It looks delicious. I'll trade you the meatballs I made."

Teruhashi Kokomi naturally picked up a small meatball with chopsticks and put it in Nendo's lunch box, and then picked up a piece of octopus sausage from Nendo's lunch box.

(Don't worry, Saiki-san, it will be your turn soon.)

[What's the rush? I've already finished eating.]

"Qi Mu-san! How come you've already finished eating? I can't..."

Teruhashi Shinmi quickly covered her mouth to prevent herself from saying everything.

(Qi Mu-san is such an idiot! He has a wooden head! He eats dessert for nothing! He has pink hair and a paralyzed face! He loves big breasts! He is the hero of the second dimension!)

(How can there be someone like you, Saiki-kun!)

(Shouldn't you be waiting for my cooking with a stupid look on your face?)

In Teruhashi Kokomi's fantasy, Saiki, who looked stupid, stared at her with his big eyes that looked even stupider, and said in a sick, 18-year-old voice that sounded very pretentious: "Is this the dish made by Teruhashi-san? I'm looking forward to it! In order to repay Teruhashi-san, I'll prepay 100 million Oh Hu."

Oh hoo…oh hoo…oh hoo…

[Before I eat the food, I will probably starve to death because I haven’t finished eating. 】

Saiki would not wait for Teruhashi Kokomi to implement her plan. When Teruhashi Kokomi and Nendo were exchanging food, Saiki used the speed that the Flash used to travel through time and finished the lunch box in his hand before anyone could react.

[Fortunately, just moving my mouth won't cause time travel, otherwise I would have to deal with a time paradox again.]