I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Anle woke up in a secluded and dark classroom.

The classroom was filled with a suffocating and dull atmosphere. The doors and windows were tightly closed, and only a faint light could barely penetrate through the closed blinds. This faint light diffused in the air, forming a hazy darkness. Time in the classroom seemed to stand still. The dull air and dim light made Anle feel depressed and exhausted.

bang~

Suddenly, a strong light shone directly on Anle's face. Stimulated, Anle could only close his eyes. A low and suppressed voice came from the direction of the light and entered Anle's only sense ear that was still working.

[Still so exaggerated, are you guys the Dark Reunion? ]

"We are the Teruhashi Fan Club, and we will now review you." That was the voice of Anle's classmate Zebei, the eighth-generation president of the Kokomi Fan Club.

"Damn, it turns out to be you guys who don't even have a name. I thought I had traveled to some rule-based horror world again. I was scared to death." Anle slowly adapted to the light and opened his eyes. He was now tied up in the middle of the classroom. Anle looked around and saw that sitting around him were the various cadres of the Xinmei Fan Club.

[Don't use this word to swear, it will only make me feel that you are making indirect accusations. ]

(Qi Shen, you are here, help me, I am surrounded by a group of licking dogs.)

(Really? You should have discovered them a long time ago. Why didn't you tell me in advance?)

"The defendant had better stop saying such weird things. Everything you say will be used as evidence in court." Haruno, the captain of the intelligence gathering unit, adjusted his glasses and said in a low voice.

"I'm not wrong. You really don't have names, right?" After confirming the situation, Anle relaxed. After all, at most he would be disgusted by the "stench and handshakes" of this group of boiling sheep. For Anle, who had already started to have fun with them, it was just a small price to pay.

"Are you provoking us? How is it possible that we don't have a name?" The captain of the execution team, Budai, slammed the table and stood up.

"Then may I ask what your name is?" Anle raised his hand and asked provocatively.

"Humph, today I'll let you know that my name is Budai..."

(⊙_⊙)?

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Everyone was confused.

"Hey~ Stop joking, Captain Butai, your name is obviously Butai..." Haruno wanted to remind him, but unfortunately he couldn't say Butai's full name.

"Zebei, what's your name?" Anle continued to make trouble.

"What's your name?" Anle asked everyone loudly.

"My name is obviously Zebei... The name is not important. What's important now is the judgment on you." As expected of the president, he brought the confused people back to the main topic.

[Oh my, it seems that a certain Aso was lazy and didn't give them names. ]

"Then it's over to you now, Captain Haruno." President Zebei handed over the power of speech to Haruno, the captain of the intelligence gathering unit.

"First, the first one. We have collected evidence of you shopping with Teruhashi." Haruno took out a newspaper from the Kokomi fan club. It clearly showed a photo of Teruhashi Kokomi holding Anzi's hand and helping her choose clothes while Anle was standing next to them.

"I didn't expect that after Saiki, even you, the newcomer, would have a child with Teruhashi." Zebei wiped his tears unwillingly.

[What does it have to do with me? Why are you just collecting false information? ]

"Qi Mu obviously went there too, why didn't you capture him as well?" An Le was very dissatisfied that this group of people only captured him.

"That's exactly my second point." Haruno took out a second newspaper with the headline reading.

《Shocking! Teruhashi's ex-husband actually followed her current girlfriend and did this.》

The picture below is a photo of Saiki standing not far from Anle and Teruhashi Kokomi. Although Saiki went with them that day, he stood a little further away from Teruhashi Kokomi because he didn't want to attract too much attention.

[Are there any news department members in your team? I will definitely sue you for defamation.]

"What we can't tolerate the most is the third point." Haruno took out the photo of Anle reading out the rules of the game last week.

"What is the first iron rule of our team?" Zebei suddenly spoke up.

"We will protect Teruhashi's happiness even at the cost of our own lives." The members of Kokomi's fan club answered in unison.

"Although it was a scumbag like Saiki who came first, and you are the third party who destroyed their family happiness, this was Teruhashi's choice. We can endure it in order to protect Teruhashi's happiness." Zebei lowered his head with his eyes in shadows, and clenched his hands to restrain the urge to beat Anle up.

[Yeah, it would be great if I could get rid of Teruhashi-san this way. ]

"As a result, you, a scumbag, actually used Teruhashi to do such a thing. How could Teruhashi agree to such an unreasonable request? It must be you who deceived Teruhashi. People like you must be eliminated!" Hotei, who was the most excited, banged on the table.

"Clear!" "Clear!" "Clear!"

【Studying together shouldn't be an unreasonable request. 】

"Yeah, it's just the whining of a bunch of losers." Anle showed no fear at all and he was still outputting.

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, why are you suddenly imitating my speech? 】

(Help me, these guys are serious. I don't think they can be calmed down by "stink and handshakes".)

【You have to solve the troubles you have caused yourself. 】

"Tsk, so cruel. Don't blame me from now on." Anle decided to save himself.

"You are just a bunch of losers. I created such a good opportunity for you, but you lost. I think you came to me today just because you failed and have nowhere to vent." Every word of Anle's words pierced the hearts of Xinmei's fan club.

"Hey, you don't even know what Teruhashi-san really wants, and you still call yourselves the Teruhashi fan club." Anle is now possessed by Naruto and uses Naruto's strongest move, mouth-to-mouth.

"What do you know? You've only been here for a few months." A member retorted.

"Do you want to know? This is Teruhashi's biggest secret. Let me go and I'll tell you." Anle tempted.

[Isn't this a standard villain statement? ]

Of course the members of Xinmei's fan club wanted to know, and they fell silent.

"Everyone!" President Zebei suddenly spoke.

"Think about it carefully, do we really care about Teruhashi's secret? As long as Teruhashi can be happy, do we really want to know her secret?" he asked back.

"No!" "As long as Teruhashi-san is happy we don't care at all!"

[This is completely different from what you think.]

(I really want to know) (But the atmosphere has become so tense) (If I say I want to, I won’t be sociable)

[No, you all seem to be very sociable.]

"You are the only one who still wants to use sweet words in the end. You must be purged!"

"Clear!" "Clear!" "Clear!"

(What should I do? I seem to have messed up. My mouth-to-mouth trick failed. Am I not the protagonist after all?)

[You clearly know what to do.]

"Okay." Anle sighed.

"I admit defeat. I'll tell you the truth. It's not as complicated as you think. Teruhashi-san really just wants to help the class improve their grades. After all, she is such a kind and beautiful girl."

After Anle finished speaking, the originally serious atmosphere immediately changed, and even the dim classroom became bright.

"it is as expected."

"This is the Teruhashi-san we like."

"Teruhashi-san has become even more important to me."

[Yeah, you should have made it clear at the beginning. ]

(If I had made it clear at the beginning, how could the author have gotten 2000?)

"By the way, is there anyone who can help me untie the rope?" Anle sighed helplessly.

Chapter 29: Video Games Are Not Simple

"Qi Mu, let's form a professional team together." Kaito Shun came to Qi Mu as soon as the get out of class was over and made a rather unreliable request.

[You underestimate the word career. 】

"I'm very good. Even Ale says that I have a talent for games." Kaito Shun puffed out his chest proudly.

[Do you dare to believe Anle's lies? ]

"I have discussed with Ale and the others. We need to set up an e-sports club to pursue our e-sports dreams." Kaito Shun looked longing. Saiki, who could read minds, knew that he was already imagining what it would be like when he became famous.

[Hey, are we finally going to form a club? Is the author finally going to plagiarize the next door? ]

"Should we start with "League of Legends" or "Eternal Bladepoint" first? I can easily reach silver in both of them." Kaito Shun looked very proud.

[That's it? You dare to say you want to be a professional player with this level of skill? ]

"Kaito!" came the voice of Mr. Matsuzaki.

"Your application for the e-sports club has been rejected. With your level, you'd better start by familiarizing yourself with the gaming terminology." Matsuzaki's ruthless words shattered Kaito's fantasy.

Kaito Shun's entire body turned pale gray.

[Yeah, there's no need to start from that level for Silver. ]

. . . . . .

Although Kaito's wish to establish an e-sports club was not fulfilled, this did not prevent Kaito, who was fascinated by video games, from playing games with Saiki, Anle and others after school.

Right now, Saiki, Anle, Kaito, and Kurotani Su are sitting in front of their computers in their respective homes, playing online games.

What? You asked where Ran Tang was? Ran Tang can't even use a computer, let alone play games.

"Hey, Shun, why did you slip away by yourselves? We could have won if you had fought back with us." Anle complained dissatisfiedly.

[How dare you use this word. ]

"What do you know? This is called preserving our manpower. Look, haven't I arrived at the evacuation zone safely?" What everyone is playing now is a multiplayer online escape game. Players need to take on the roles of various magical professions, collect resources from the contaminated area, and successfully evacuate from the evacuation zone with the resources while being chased and blocked by other players.

bang~

Kaito's game character stepped on the enemy's magic trap before the evacuation point and was blown into the sky.

"After playing for so long, you should know that there will be people blocking the evacuation point. It is impossible to evacuate successfully with so few people." Higashi Suya complained.

He, Anle and Qimu's characters had already died prematurely because of Kaito's early escape, and now they can only be his fountain commanders.

In fact, for Qi Mu, with his reaction speed and skills, it is very easy to win with fewer people. However, he is not so serious about this kind of game, and just follows his teammates.

"Of course I know what you are talking about. I just saw that you were all dead, and I was afraid that you would lose face, so I stepped on you on purpose." Hai Teng's slightly lacking voice came from the computer speaker.

Saiki, who has clairvoyance, can see that Kaito is hiding behind the screen with a red face, muttering things like "I will never play games again" from time to time. It is obvious that he has become autistic.

[If you are so fragile, you will definitely be called autistic by the audience if you become a professional. 】

Ring ring ring~~~

At this time, Qi Mu's cell phone rang, and the caller's name was "SUN Le".

[Is this a scam call? When have I ever added the contact information of such a person? ]

Although he thought so, Qi Mu still picked up the phone. He wanted to see who dared to make a fraudulent call to him.

"Qi Mu? I just saw your account online playing "Eve of Destruction". Let me tell you, this game is a complete scam that can't even be considered a shit game." Yang Wulelang's cheerful voice came from Qi Mu's phone.

[Oh my god, are scammers so good nowadays? They even know what I was doing just now? ]

Of course, Qi Mu was joking. He had already remembered who this person was. This was the man called Yomu Le Lang who called himself a shit hunter that he met when he bought a 100 yen game that day. Although there was a risk of spoilers, it was rare to meet someone who shared the same interests in trash games, so Qi Mu reluctantly exchanged contact information with him.

"Let's not talk about this. I'm calling you because I have something to discuss with you. There will be a player exchange meeting nearby in a few days. It is said that many gaming masters will be there. Are you interested?" Yang Wu Lelang asked.

"Of course we are interested, and we will definitely go when the time comes." This was not Saiki's answer, but Kaito on the other side of the computer screen who rushed to agree.

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, don’t you want to stop playing games? ]

"Okay, it's settled. You must come when the time comes."

[I didn't agree to this. I won't participate in such a troublesome event. ]