I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"I heard that the organizer will provide various snacks and desserts for free this time." Yang Le's voice was full of temptation to Qi Mu for some reason.

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, although your name is unlucky, I can still go and check out the event. ]

. . . . . .

"I told you, he will definitely go if you say so." In the dark room, Anle was making a secret phone call with someone unknown.

"Thanks to you, A Le. I thought that Qi Mu wouldn't go this time." Yang Le's cheerful voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I didn't expect that you, Ale, also know Qi Mu." Yang Le sighed.

"We're more than just acquaintances, we're close friends." Anle began to speak shamelessly and nonsense.

"Qi Mu is such a weird guy. We played basically the same games, and I felt like I would have a lot to talk about with him, but he just didn't pay much attention to me." Yang Le sighed on the other end of the phone.

"Qi Mu is a bit socially anxious and doesn't like to communicate with others. We are usually very worried about him. This time I have to thank you for inviting us. This is a good opportunity to make Qi Mu a little more cheerful." An Le was so excited that he didn't notice that there was an extra person in the room.

[Hey, do I know this Qi Mu you are talking about? ]

"Before, Qi Mu must have felt that there were too few people who shared the same hobby as him, and he was embarrassed to share his niche hobby with others. This exchange meeting has gathered many well-known players in the circle, and Qi Mu will definitely open his heart." Yang Le's voice was still coming from the phone, but no one could respond to him.

[I know without any need to guess, it is you who is causing trouble. ]

[Grit your teeth, super soda spray. ]

Chapter 30 What? You also play...

Party scene.

Qi Mu, dressed in casual clothes, stood not far from the door waiting.

"Why did you come here wearing this? It's too ungraceful, Qimu." Kaito patted Qimu on the back mysteriously, and his voice sounded a little strange.

Today, Kaito Shun was dressed completely like a pair of black wings. Not only were his hands tied with red bandages, but the lower half of his face was also completely wrapped in bandages.

[Can you still breathe like this? You know, some people are dying even with a mask on. ]

He was dressed in black from head to toe, except for a hooded sweatshirt with the Wings of Liberty printed on it. The hood of the sweatshirt completely covered his blue hair, leaving only a pair of eyes exposed.

[Hey, how dare you go out dressed like this? ]

Qi Mu kept moving aside and putting some distance between him and Kaito, obviously not wanting others to think that he knew Kaito.

"This is a gaming party, how can I show my true face to others? What if others misunderstand me as a gaming geek?" Kaito lowered his voice and looked around.

[That's much better than being mistaken for a robber. ]

"Why haven't Ran Tang and A Le come yet? Could it be that they were too excited and couldn't sleep last night? They really have the mentality of children." Hai Teng had dark circles under his eyes, so Qi Mu couldn't tell whether he was talking about Ran Tang and An Le, or himself.

"Haha~ You, little dwarf, are so funny dressed like this." Ran Tang, who was casually dressed in shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, came to Qi Mu.

"This is a necessary disguise, you don't understand." The ridiculed Kaito retorted loudly, attracting the attention of many passers-by.

(You're right, disguise is necessary.)

(That person seems to be from the same grade. What’s his name? I think his name is Saiki… Kunio? I think that’s his name.)

(The people next to him should be the two followers who often follow him. Luckily I disguised myself, otherwise I would have been discovered by students from the same school.)

Among the many gazes, a voice caught Qi Mu's attention.

[Oh my god, Doma-san, I don’t want these two followers. ]

The owner of the voice is none other than the gaming master UMR who has never made an official appearance, also known as UMR, who is always nicknamed "the one who changes size at will" by the audience.

Putting the matter aside for now, our "protagonist" Anle finally arrived at the scene.

"Ale, what's wrong with you? You don't look very energetic. Are you feeling upset in your stomach?" Kaito Shun asked Anle, who was frowning and rubbing his stomach, with concern.

"It's okay, I just feel my stomach is empty and a little uncomfortable." Anle forced a smile. Ever since Qi Mu punched a hole in his stomach, although Qi Mu healed it before he felt the pain, he still felt that something was missing in his stomach and often had phantom pains.

【You asked for it. 】

"Well, is the new guy hungry? Then let's go eat ramen together later." Ran Tang still couldn't forget his ramen.

"Let's talk about it later. Let me send a message to SUN Le first and ask him to take us in." An Le took out his cell phone and started sending messages.

. . . . . .

"You are finally here. I have been waiting for you for a long time." Yang Wulelang happily gave Anle a hug.

"Let me introduce them to you. You know Saiki. Also, this is Kaito Shun and Nendo Riki. They are my classmates and good friends." Anle introduced his friends to Yangle.

"This is Yang Wu Le Lang, a friend I met in the game." An Le introduced him to Hai Teng and Ran Tang.

"You can just call me Yang Le, or my game ID: SUN Le." Yang Le greeted Hai Teng and others cheerfully.

"SUN Le! I've heard of you. You're a famous dung hunter. It's said that you can clear any dung." Kaito Shun was very excited. "Forget about A Le, but even Saiki knows you. How enviable."

"Oh? Is this guy's gaming level very high? Let's compete with him if we get a chance. I'm known as a master with quick hands and light strength, and I will never lose." Ran Tang pretended to be so good that people who didn't know him would think he was really a master of the game.

[Hey, do you really know what video games are? ]

"Haha, I can tell at first glance that you are definitely a heavy game fan. Not everyone can COS like the Coke Baron in "Soda Pop Man VS Coke Baron." Yang Le sighed as he looked at Ran Tang's face.

[Is there any game about that thing? ]

. . . . . .

Led by Yang Le, everyone entered the venue.

"Qi Mu is really a quiet guy. Is his social phobia that serious?" Yang Le whispered to An Le while pulling him.

"Oh, that guy Qi Mu is back to his old self. He will let go when we let him go on stage to fight with the masters." An Le felt the gaze from Qi Mu and decided that he must do this today, otherwise he would just get punched in vain.

[Yeah, looks like I have to find a chance to make another hole for you. ]

Anle ignored Qi Mu's threat. Even if he died today and lay in the coffin, he would still say in his decayed voice: Give me some French fries.

"This is the largest gathering of game players this year. It is said that this gathering was hosted by the eldest daughter of a certain consortium, and many gaming masters were invited through their connections." Yang Le introduced the gathering to Qi Mu, An Le and others beside him.

"The ones I saw alone include UMR, the Black Swordsman, and Lord God. It's a pity that [ ] is a huge stay-at-home and it's impossible to invite him over no matter how hard we try." Yang Le introduced them one by one.

Qi Mu doesn't care about these well-known game masters at all. As long as he gets serious, no human can be his opponent. He only cares about one thing now.

"See the tables over there?" Yang Le pointed to the many long tables placed next to the venue and said, "Those are all high-end snacks. If you want to eat any snacks, just take them. When you are done, the staff will replenish them."

[Yeah, you should have said this a long time ago. ]

Qi Mu's eyes began to light up, if for no other reason than he saw a whole table full of free premium coffee jelly!

【This is simply heaven. 】

"Help, I seem to see hell! Why can't I breathe, this must be the curse of Dark Reunion." At this time, Hai Teng Shun's difficult words came into Qi Mu's ears. It was okay outdoors, but Hai Teng's outfit made it impossible to breathe in a crowded place indoors.

Hai Teng was now sweating profusely, and the bandage on the lower half of his face was completely wet. As his breathing rose and fell, he looked like a resurrected mummy.

"You look so disgusting, little guy." Ran Tang added.

[Hey, I told you that you'll have trouble breathing if you bandage it like this.]

Chapter 31 Players' gathering is a must

Meeting place.

Several people hurriedly helped Hai Teng to remove the bandages, and Hai Teng avoided the tragic death of suffocation.

. . . . . .

“Isn’t that the gaming master UMR?”

"It is said that she is quite good at both computer games and arcade games."

"I also heard that her true identity is actually a super beautiful girl, but I don't know if it's true or not."

"Never mind, let's go take pictures and get a friend seat."

The discussions of the people around reached everyone's ears.

"UMR! I like her so much, I have to go over and ask for a friend position." Hai Teng, who had just recovered from suffocation, excitedly left the team and followed the crowd to find UMR.

[Yeah, don’t you have any self-awareness at all? ]

[You have a poor sense of direction, and you still want to find someone without anyone to lead you? ]

Qi Mu didn't have time to care about Hai Teng now, he was enjoying coffee jelly. Anyway, he had telepathy, he could find him anytime he wanted, so he just let him play by himself.

. . . . . .

[Yaleale, take this guy away quickly. ]

Qi Mu's voice entered An Le's mind. Qi Mu was expressionless now. He seemed to be moving very slowly but he was quickly finishing the high-grade coffee jelly in front of him, even faster than the speed at which a certain blue-haired superman butler on the side could replenish it.

[This guy keeps talking beside me, which really affects my enjoyment of the coffee jelly. ]

Qi Mu was talking about Yang Le. It seemed that Yang Le really wanted to add a fellow enthusiast of feces games, and he kept pestering Qi Mu.

Anle ignored Qi Mu. Now was a good opportunity to get to know new characters.

"Where is the dwarf? Didn't he say he came to look for UMR? Why can't I see him?" Ran Tang asked puzzledly while following An Le. They were right next to the UMR, but unfortunately Ran Tang didn't see Hai Teng.

"Maybe he got lost again." Anle, who was chatting with Tsuchimima, answered casually.

"I didn't expect you to be here too, Ale. This is the first time I see you offline." Tsuchima Mai and Anle have known each other online for a long time. Ale is Anle's game ID. This is the first time they have met offline.

"I feel like I've seen you somewhere before. You're not a student at PK Academy, are you?" Anle stared at UMR's masked face. Of course he knew UMR's true identity, but he had no intention of revealing it. He was just teasing her now.

"What are you talking about? I'm not a student anymore." Domama Mai was too embarrassed to look Anle in the eye and deliberately lowered her voice to appear mature.

(Oh no, I hope I’m not discovered. I didn’t expect that my game friend is actually a classmate from the same school. What should I do?)

"Then isn't the student card that fell at your feet yours?" Anle asked, pointing at Tsuchima's feet.

Tsuchiya was startled and looked down at her feet, but she saw nothing. Then she thought, why would she bring her student card to such an occasion? She knew that Anle was trying to trick her. She quickly pretended not to care and said, "No way, you must have seen it wrong."

"Oh, sorry, I indeed saw it wrong. When I look closely, I see that you don't look like my classmate at all." An Le stopped at the right time. After all, he knew that it would be a bit annoying if he continued, so he just stopped at that point.

[Hey, why can't you just stop when you're done with me? ]

. . . . . .

"The organizer is really generous. They actually prepared so many gaming equipment?" Anle strolled around the venue and exclaimed as he looked at the neatly arranged rows of gaming equipment on the other side of the venue. Sure enough, games are indispensable for gatherings among players, right?

There was even a huge screen placed in the middle of the venue, randomly broadcasting the players' gaming process.

"Isn't that Shun? When did he go there? Did he get lost in the game area and start playing directly?" An Le said in surprise as he looked at the blue-haired figure on the big screen.

"See that blue-haired player?"

"Yeah, he's really a vegetable."

"If we lose this time, it will be our tenth consecutive loss."

"I shouldn't lose. My opponent looks like an elementary school student, and he's only using a level 1 Pokémon."

Kaito is currently playing a turn-based battle game called "Good Kame".

"It's really Shun's style." Anle shook his head helplessly and decided to go find Kaito, so that he could comfort him when he lost and cried in public.

When Anle found Hai Teng, the latter had already been beaten by a standard combination of solidity + brute force + first strike skills. He was squatting in the corner with his hands on his knees. It was obvious that he had been beaten into autism.

"I actually lost to an elementary school student, level 100 against level 1, am I really that weak?" Hai Teng hugged his knees and whispered, falling into serious self-doubt.

"The person on the other side is not an elementary school student. I'll take you to meet him. You must know him." Anle reached out and pulled up the autistic Hai Teng, taking him to find the opponent who had just defeated him.

"It turns out to be Abalen. I was wondering how an elementary school student could be so powerful." After seeing that it was his classmate who defeated him, Kaito Shun immediately revived with full health.

As for when Apollen became their classmate, Anle could only say that it would be better to ask the magic conch and not ask too much about super powers.

"You are too easily satisfied!" Anle couldn't help but complain.

[With Kaito's level, he may not be able to beat an elementary school student in this game.]

[He will most likely be the character who gets beaten to tears by the two bosses.] (In the famous Pokémon competition, two MAGE Dragonites beat their opponents to tears.)

Apollen, a petite girl with silver hair, saw that the two people who came to see her were his classmates, so she stood up from her seat and nodded to them (?-?*).

Anle and Hai Teng didn't think she was impolite. After all, Apollen's voice was soft to begin with, and in such a noisy environment, she might have greeted them, but they just didn't hear it.