I am the disaster of Saiki K.

After Kaito regained his confidence, the two said goodbye to Apollen and wanted to meet up with the others.

"Qi Mu is easy to find, but where is Ran Tang? He was clearly following me just now." An Le scratched his head and looked around, trying to find the tuft of beautiful yellow hair in the crowd, and grabbed Hai Teng who wanted to walk ahead to look for someone. Ran Tang has not been found yet, don't lose another one.

"A Le, let's go to the crowded place over there. I remember there should be nothing there. I don't know why so many people gathered there. Maybe that guy Ran Tang is there." Hai Teng pointed to the crowd gathered on one side. This was exactly the direction he wanted to go just now.

The two of them came to the crowd, and sure enough, Ran Tang was there too, but he was not a spectator, but the one being watched.

“This cosplayer of Coke Baron is so similar.”

“Definitely a big fan.”

“It’s almost like one person.”

Players flocked to Ran Tang to take photos.

Ran Tang also saw An Le and Hai Teng who came to look for him. He shook his hair pretending to be handsome, winked at them and said, "Do you also want to take a photo with the handsome me?"

"Who wants that kind of thing?"

. . . . . .

In the evening, Qi Mu returned home.

"What's wrong with Xiaonan today? He only ate one bite of his favorite coffee jelly." Saiki's mother, Saiki Kurumi, held her pretty face with her hands and said worriedly while looking at the coffee jelly on the table.

[Oh my, I've eaten too many high-end products. I can't even swallow this cheap stuff! ]

Chapter 32: Is it a physique that is prone to gaining weight?

An Le home.

"Xingzi, have you gained weight these days?" Anle looked at Xingzi's increasingly round and chubby face and asked a question that girls should not ask. Anle was now doubting whether she had the ability to raise her children or pets into pigs.

"Go to hell, you bastard. I just ate a lot these few days. I will lose weight in a few days." (〃＞目＜) Xingzi is much more cheerful and lively now. When she heard that Anle dared to "slander" her, she picked up the pillow beside her and threw it at Anle.

"I don't want to talk to you today." (>○<) Xingzi blushed and ran back to her room angrily.

"Is this child becoming more and more arrogant?" Anle lazily lay on the sofa and scratched his belly. He reached out to pick up the pillow that Xingzi threw at him and put it under his body.

"If I tie my hair into two ponytails, I can go play the role of a tsundere loser with blonde twin ponytails, right?" Fortunately, Xingzi didn't hear Anle's complaints, otherwise she would have jumped up and pulled out all his hair.

"I remember that I'm not someone who tends to gain weight easily, but why do I feel like I've gained a lot of weight recently? It seems like I really need to exercise recently. If I continue like this, I'll have to learn the belly drum skill. I'm not a good Kame, so it's useless to have such a high attack boost." Anle patted his already slightly bulging belly, making a popping sound.

. . . . . .

PK Academy.

"Good morning, Qi Mu and everyone." An Le entered the classroom from the back door and did not forget to greet Qi Mu and others.

[Do you think you are Teruhashi-san? ]

"Why do I feel like today is a little different?" Anle came to his seat by the window in the back row and sat down. He felt that today's classroom was a little different from usual days.

"Huh? There are so many fat characters in our class?" Anle looked at the figures in the class who couldn't even be described as fat and exclaimed. They couldn't be called fat, they were just like balls.

[Yeah, it's okay for Yumehara-san, everyone in the class knows that she tends to gain weight easily, but the two people next to you are really amazing. ]

"What happened to you two, the expressionless couple, today? Did you take some bulking agents?" Anle joked with Laitang beside him.

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

"What are you talking about, Ale? Aharen and I have just started dating, and it hasn't reached that stage yet. I'll be shy if you say that. And today was normal, right, Aharen... When! Why did you become so round again, Aharen?" Raitō, who has no expression on his face and still speaks in a silly way, sounds surprised when he sees Aharen Reina who has already become a ball. However, even though he is surprised, he still keeps an expressionless face.

"Is your graphics card the same as Qi Mu's? You exchanged it for coffee jelly, right? Who can tell that you are shy?" An Le shook his head helplessly. He didn't have the ability like his cousin to see the changes in the expressions of these expressionless people.

[Again, I'm not expressionless, I just don't want to show my feelings on my face. ]

(Then where did you come from? Three-no characters are not popular nowadays.)

Anle complained in his heart.

. . . . . .

(Could it be that Aharen has regained his dream of becoming a sumo wrestler? No, it's definitely not that simple. This time he must be protesting against this cruel world where thinness is considered beautiful. Aharen is willing to sacrifice his own body to show the world that being fat can be just as beautiful.) Raido fantasized in his heart.

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, compared to your facial expressions, your mental activities are too rich. ]

"Abalen, I will always love you no matter what you become." Lai Tang grabbed Abalen's hands and said words that were a complete confession with an expressionless face.

"It's just a little cold today, so I wore a few more clothes." Abalen also had a blank expression on her face, but if you look closely, you can still see that her cheeks are slightly red. She answered Raido's question.

"Aharen-san is wearing too many clothes, but what about you, Raitō?" Anle looked at Raitō's round belly and couldn't help but pat it twice. It actually made the sound of the Good Kamemon skill "belly drum".

Apollen wanted to stop Anle, she didn't want Laidou to fall down from the building because he was too surprised by her changes. But because she was wearing too many clothes and her voice was so soft that no one in the class could hear her except Saiki and Laidou, she failed.

"Me? I'm not normal... am I?" Lai Tang finally noticed his own changes.

(When did I become like this? Could it be that Aharen-san dressed like this to give me a subtle reminder? She must be afraid that if she reminded me directly, I would be too frightened and have an accident like falling from a building.)

[Do you have telepathy? Or is telepathy a skill that couples must master nowadays? ]

"Don't worry, Abalone, I'm not that fragile. It must be because your food was so delicious these days that I accidentally ate too much. I should be able to recover after a few days of exercise." Laitang patted Abalone's head and comforted him.

"Eh~~ You're obviously a straight guy, how could you be so capable?" Anle, who had eaten a mouthful of dog food, cried out that he couldn't stand it. If he saw this scene on the screen of his mobile phone, he would have turned into a big-time pervert and squirmed uncontrollably in the quilt. But now this was reality and he could only restrain his impulse.

[Like this?]

As a result, Qi Muzhen displayed a video frame in Anle's field of vision.

(You want to see me squirm? I didn’t expect you, Qi Shen, to have such a hobby.)

【…】

"Classmate Abalen and classmate Raitang, I didn't expect that you also have the Yi Yueban physique?" The fat version of Yumehara Chiyu, with a low voice and a vulgar expression, also came to the back row.

"Don't worry, I have a lot of experience in losing weight, I can help you anytime." Although Meng Yuan Zhiyu said this, she really meant it in her heart. (Finally someone is getting fat with me. Before I lose weight, I must not let them lose weight before me.)

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, I won't help you this time, you should just rely on your world's strongest abdominal muscles. ]

the next day.

"Hey~ How could this happen? You actually betrayed me." One could actually hear Meng Yuan Zhiyu's previous tone in her current silly voice, which shows how surprised she was.

Now, Raido and Aharen have returned to their original state, leaving Yumehara alone.

[Hey, hey, he started exercising right after coming home from school, but you're still eating snacks. Who can I blame? ]

Chapter 33: You are the legendary great knocker, right?

Class 3, Grade 2 is taking a classical Chinese class.

(Today I have made every effort to prepare myself and will not be overwhelmed by the joy that is coming my way.)

Teacher Taoyuan, who was teaching classical Chinese at the podium, made a secret decision.

(By the way, aren’t there too many sources of joy in this class?)

(Yumehara, who is in the front row, often observes Kaito during class and even falls into fantasies from time to time. This kind of feeling of wanting to be closer to Kaito, but also being afraid of being discovered or rejected, this kind of inner conflicting secret love! I am so happy!!!)

Teacher Taoyuan held onto the podium beside her. She had clearly prepared herself mentally, but she was still starting to feel dizzy.

"Teacher Momohara, are you okay? Do you want to go to the infirmary first?"

"Let's just send Mr. Taoyuan there." "Don't ask any more questions, just go."

The classmates all knew that Teacher Taoyuan was in poor health and expressed their concern.

【I think you just don’t want to go to class. 】

"It's okay, I just had a joy shock and I'll be fine soon." Teacher Taoyuan stopped the students who wanted to send her to the infirmary and resumed the class.

(On the other hand, Teruhashi, who is the focus of the class and shines all the time, has her heart completely set on the ordinary Saiki. And I can also feel the feeling of wanting to accept but not accepting from Saiki. He must feel inferior because he is ordinary and cannot match the perfect Teruhashi. This feeling of clearly liking each other but being unable to be together because of worldly views! So happy!!!)

At this time, Teacher Taoyuan had already covered his heart, his whole body was trembling, and blood was already flowing from his nostrils.

[Oh my, I'm sorry that I'm an ordinary person with low self-esteem. ]

"We should go to the infirmary after all." "Teacher Momohara is bleeding from the nose again!"

"Teacher, are you really okay?" Hui Lu, the class monitor, stood up and asked with concern.

"It's okay, these are just tears of joy." Teacher Taoyuan wiped away his tears and continued teaching.

【Are your tears actually red? 】

(Did he really have a nosebleed? I thought it would be the same as on a certain website, where it would be censored by some kind of rule ability. It’s a pity that later viewers missed that kind of scene. The expressiveness is very different.)

【This is not the place for you to complain. 】

Teacher Taoyuan concentrated on writing on the blackboard, determined not to be overwhelmed by joy again.

"Takagi-san~ (Damn it, Takagi-san.)" The voice of a certain Nishikata classmate who did not want to reveal her name, who was teased and broke down, reached Momohara's ears.

(This voice belongs to Takagi and Nishikata, the couple who have been lovers since junior high school. This is during class, so I have to criticize them.)

(But this kind of childhood sweethearts who have been together since childhood may continue to be together in the future, and even get married and have children, giving birth to a cute girl who inherits the beautiful appearance of her mother and the clumsy brain of her father, and then raising a cat at home. This kind of beautiful love that has lasted from childhood to adulthood! I am very happy!!!)

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, do you also have the ability to predict the future? Your imagination is too accurate. ]

Because of his fantasy, Mr. Taoyuan spat out a mouthful of blood on the blackboard in front of him, and half of the blackboard was stained red with blood. Those who knew it was just vomiting blood, and those who didn't know it would think it was a murder scene.

"!!!"

"teacher!"

"Sure enough, you should stop giving lectures and go directly to the hospital."

Even in this world where minor injuries and illnesses heal quickly, the amount of bleeding that Mr. Momohara suffered was still surprising.

"It's okay, it's just a small matter and it will be fine in a while." Teacher Taoyuan wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth. She often bled because of joy, so this level was nothing to her.

"Let's continue the class." Teacher Taoyuan turned around and continued writing on the blackboard. The blood on the blackboard had disappeared at some point.

(Look, Qi Shen, I told you there was such a rule, and the large area of ​​blood stains disappeared in an instant.) Anle preached to Qi Mu in his heart.

[Hey, is it possible that this is normal in this world? ]

(Tsk, is it really your ability? You damned Paladin, Shadow Priest, Mosaic Summoner, why can't I kick you out of the team when I watch anime? Do you know how many young people's dreams you have blocked?)

Qi Mu ignored Anle's complaints and listened to the class attentively, or rather, listened attentively to Mr. Taoyuan's thoughts.

(This class is too dangerous. I must concentrate, or I might die here today.)

Teacher Taoyuan turned around and wanted to continue her unsuccessful ancient Chinese literature class. Unfortunately, things did not go as planned, as there was a couple with paralysis in the class.

Laitang and Abalen are now sticking close to each other. It seems that Abalen has forgotten to bring his textbook again, or maybe he did it on purpose?

(Is this the extent of today's situation? I've long been immune to this level of joy. It seems that no matter what you two, a typical campus romance couple that I witnessed, do, it won't cause me any joy.)

Under Mr. Momohara's contemptuous gaze, the couple Raido and Aharen held each other's fingers tightly together.

puff--

(Are you guys demonstrating to me? Is being so close to me no longer enough for you? Are you trying to show me your determination to be together forever?)

[It's just that Raido-san's hand cramped, and Awaren-san was massaging it for him. Although this is a bit too much. ]

(Even so, I will not give up easily. You are 20,000 years too early to knock me down with this kind of joyful impact!)

[So your name is Cero? Then can you tell me the location of the Kingdom of Light? ]

(What are you doing!! This is a sacred classroom, kissing in the classroom is absolutely not allowed! I must stop this kind of thing that disrupts the classroom order from happening!)

[It's just that Aharen-san's eyes were blinded by the sand, so Raido was blowing on her. 】

(Damn it, my consciousness is about to be overwhelmed by the dense atmosphere of joy in this class. I have to find something to divert my attention.)

(That was An Le, a transfer student from China. In a class with only five rows of seats, there were two couples in the four seats next to each other, and even the front row was filled with men. This was simply the opposite of joy, and it was so tragic!)

Teacher Taoyuan finally found a breakthrough, staring at Anle, using Anle to dilute the density of joy in the classroom. (Although the joy in this class is too strong, it should be enough to just stare at Anle in class in the future.)

[Oh my god, the classrooms are getting more and more chaotic nowadays? Why is that?]

Even Qi Mu turned to look at Anle.

But Anle looked confused.

(Hey, Qi Shen, why are you and Mr. Taoyuan staring at me? It's scary.)