I am the disaster of Saiki K.

. . . . . .

"Teacher Taoyuan." Anle found Taoyuan after class.

"Is there anything I can help you with?" Teacher Taoyuan was very patient with Anle, who served as her blood sugar-lowering medication.

"se~no..." Anle suddenly said.

"What's wrong, Anle?" Teacher Taoyuan looked puzzled.

"I'm sorry, teacher. I couldn't help it when I heard your voice." Anle scratched his head awkwardly.

[Yeah, yeh yeh, no matter how you think about it, it's all your fault that Xiangcai isn't smiling! ]

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Chapter 34: The Childhood Friend Who Came Suddenly

weekend.

Anle was alone at home, lying on the sofa watching TV bored. It was not that he didn't want to go out, but his friends all had things to do.

Kaito needs to go to cram school, Higashi Su said he wants to participate in a car race, and even Rendou has gone out to work. He wanted to find Saiki, but was sternly rejected by Saiki. Anle touched his belly and decided not to provoke Saiki recently.

And Anzi, who lived with him, had gone out to play with Nitta Hina, so he was the only old man left at home, alone in his empty house.

"Everyone is busy~busy...it's better to be busy~ha~~~" Anle yawned loudly out of boredom.

Ding Dong~The doorbell of Anle's house rang.

Anle jumped up from the sofa, trotted to the entrance and opened the door.

A beautiful girl with long black hair, wearing cool clothes and a white sun hat, was standing at the door of his house.

"Why are you here?" His tone was full of disappointment.

Anle was not happy about the visit of a beautiful girl, after all, she was his childhood sweetheart, Tomie Kawakami.

Kawakami Tomie's identity as a "childhood sweetheart" was just an accidental setting, and he didn't even have any relevant memories. Recalling the situation of Tomie's childhood sweetheart in the original work, Anle had already made up his mind to stay away from Tomie, but he didn't expect that she would come to his door today.

Fu Jiang ignored An Le and walked straight into An Le's house despite An Le's attempts to stop her. Fu Jiang did not consider herself an outsider at all. She took out a bottle of fat house happy water from the refrigerator and sat on the sofa in the living room.

"Anle, you are my childhood sweetheart, but you not only transferred to another school without my permission, but you also never even said hello to me once after I transferred here. Can I understand that you are demonstrating against me?" Tomie asked with the temperament of a queen, holding a sip of the happy water with water droplets already liquefying on it in one hand.

She came with bad intentions. She must have some purpose for coming here today. She couldn't be here to borrow money, Anle was still thinking nonsense.

Although she didn't know what kind of personality she had in Tomie's eyes, Anle didn't want to cater to her now.

Anle casually sat back on the sofa and said directly: "If you have any problem, just tell me and I'll take a look. I won't help you with things that I can't do. For things that I can do, please ask someone else for help."

These words made Tomie stunned, and she glanced at Anle with a little anger.

Anle didn't stop talking, and even picked at his fingernails. "Now that we've come to this point, if you still want to say something, that's fine, just say it for fun, if you don't want to say it, I'll just ask you to leave." Anle was no longer afraid that he would be pestered by the arrogant Tomie if he said this. Unlike what Tomie said, he had actually been observing Tomie since she came here. Tomie is now a little arrogant and hypocritical, but maybe influenced by this nonsensical world, she is much less bad, although she is still very bad, so it's better to stay away from her.

Tomie chuckled and said, "It's been a while since we last met. You haven't changed much. You're still as bad as ever."

These words also made Anle stunned.

(What am I like in Tomie's memory? I just like to have fun, so I shouldn't be considered a bad person.)

"In that case, I'll be frank. I heard from one of my purple-haired perverted slaves that your current friend, the ordinary pink-haired brother Saiki, seems to have some special identity. I'm very curious. I wonder if my childhood sweetheart can help me solve this mystery?" Tomie lifted her long hair, bent down and stared at Anle, deliberately revealing her already loose neckline so that as long as Anle wanted, he could get a glimpse of the girl's mystery at any time.

What would our "protagonist" do? Anle glanced at him and blurted out "That's it?" Fu Jiang was so angry that she wanted to slap him.

Anle doesn’t have time to think about anything romantic now. He is thinking about something else.

(I think Tomie is talking about Toritsuk. This guy doesn't want to live anymore. He dares to say such things. Given Saiki's personality, if this guy really dares to spread the news that Saiki is a psychic, the next time we see Toritsuk will probably be at his funeral.)

[Well, I have hung him on the rooftop. I can bring you to see him anytime.]

The image of Qi Mu tying the bird up on the rooftop and begging for mercy entered Anle's mind.

. . . . . .

"I didn't mean it, Master Saiki. It's because you don't want to help me that I have to serve tea to that woman every day. I just said you were special by mistake, but I never mentioned that you were a person with super powers." Toritake was struggling while hanging on the edge of the rooftop.

. . . . . .

(Qi Mu, you are here after all. I cannot bear such a thing. You should let Toritake enjoy it himself.)

Thanks to the setting of this world, although Anle thought a lot, not much time actually passed.

"Are you done? Then go away. I don't want to be disturbed during my nice weekend." Anle took the payment but did not intend to answer Tomie's questions. He ordered her to leave.

"You are still as ruthless as before, Anle. You are obviously not like this to others." Tomie actually pretended to be pitiful.

"This trick of yours doesn't work on me, go away." Anle pretended to watch TV and didn't intend to pay any more attention to Tomie.

"Hmph~ Are you really hiding something? I'll go ask someone else. I don't believe your other friends can reject me." Tomie snorted coldly, stood up and left Anle's house.

[Oh my, what a troublesome woman. ]

"Aren't you going to use your Tokyo TV mascot (NANANA) to hit her?" Anle asked curiously.

【Do you think I haven't knocked before? 】

"So what does she think of you?" Anle was very curious.

Do you think I will tell you?

. . . . . .

"This guy named Saiki is really difficult to deal with. In order to deal with that guy Teruhashi, I specially investigated him. For this, I endured the discomfort and even asked Teruhashi. But I got such a strange result. No wonder he hangs out with a bunch of men every day and has no feelings for guys like Teruhashi's level?" Tomie muttered to herself as she walked on the street.

"A captain of the tennis club who likes men, is obsessed with winning, and is very suspicious? It's better to stay away from such a strange person. I don't want to have any contact with such a strange person." Tomie sighed.

[Yeah, at least my goal was achieved, but why do I feel so unhappy? ]

"Master Qi Mu, I was wrong, please put me down!!!"

Chapter 35: Cooking Experiment in Home Economics

Today’s meal at Anle’s house.

"Xingzi, your cooking skills are getting better and better." Anle was eating the meal that Xingzi made today. Although it was just a simple hamburger steak, boiled vegetables and a slightly salty miso soup, Anle still praised Xingzi who was waiting for his evaluation with anticipation.

"Hehe~ This is something I learned seriously in home economics class. Even Xiaotong and Hina were full of praise for it." Xingzi, wearing a headscarf and an apron, raised her little head with a proud look on her face, with the corners of her mouth almost raised to the sky.

"I think it would be better for Miss Tong to hire you to cook for her, so that you don't have to pick up empty bottles at home every day." Anle patted Xingzi's head.

"I don't want to cook for others! I just want to cook for Ale." Xingzi's voice became smaller and smaller, and in the end Anle didn't hear clearly what she said.

. . . . . .

Home Economics Class.

In fact, Japanese home economics classes cover a lot of content, including but not limited to basic life skills such as cooking, cleaning, and laundry, and even social etiquette, family relationships, financial management, etc. But this is the second dimension, and when it comes to home economics classes, of course, cooking is the main focus.

This was not Anle's first time taking a home economics class, but it was his first time taking a home economics class with Saiki and the others.

"Qi Mu, could you please bring me the cabbage with a much more refined style?" An Le said, pointing at a cabbage that looked like it had been filtered and had a more detailed texture, making it look different at first glance.

[Hey, old man, are you sure there are still a few young viewers who know the cabbage joke? How dare you bring it up? ]

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"This is a cabbage that cannot be drawn badly even if you, the protagonist, are drawn badly." Anle said as if it was a matter of course.

Today, Saiki learned from the lesson in the previous home economics class, stayed away from Kaito and Huilu, and chose Anle and Rendou who can cook as his teammates. He will definitely not repeat the same mistakes today.

[We are making cake today, what are you doing with the cabbage? ]

Although Qi Mu had some doubts, he still handed the cabbage to An Le. After all, he couldn't just sit there and wait to eat.

[Don't get me wrong, it's not that I can't cook, but if I were to do it, I would probably chop the cooking table and the teaching building in half with one strike of the knife.]

"Newcomer, the flour and everything are ready, you should hurry up too." Ran Tang was preparing the ingredients while urging An Le. Although Ran Tang looks fierce and stupid, he has perfect life skills, whether it is cooking or taking care of small animals.

"Okay, right away." Anle responded, picked up the cabbage and started cutting it. While cutting the cabbage, he answered Qi Mu's questions.

"Isn't coriander cake popular recently? I want to try it, but coriander is too expensive, so I decided to use cabbage, which is more common and cheaper..." Anle said calmly and calmly, words that made Qi Mu feel scared.

(I don’t know if it tastes good or not, forget it, just make it first and then ask someone to try it and we’ll know.)

Before Anle could finish his words, Qi Mu already knew his purpose through his mind.

[Is it too urgent to change people now? 】

Of course it was too late, Qi Mu could only watch as An Le chopped the cabbage into fine pieces, put it into the machine to grind it, and poured the juice into the butter and flour to mix. Finally, he and Yan Tang served a dark dish covered with dark green butter and smelling of green vegetables.

[Oh my god, you guys made a good cake into this. Anle must have done it on purpose.]

Qi Mu felt like he had been hit hard. He was happy when he heard about making a cake in the home economics class. He deliberately chose two people who could cook as teammates just so that he could enjoy a normal piece of cake in the end. But he didn't expect An Le to actually conduct an experiment.

[After school, I'd better go to Momi and order more coffee jelly. ]

Saiki comforted himself.

"Qi Mu, don't you want to eat?" Seeing that Qi Mu had not finished the cake in front of him for a long time, Megumi Chisato came over.

Qi Mu shook his head in disgust. He didn't want to try something whose taste even the maker didn't know.

Seeing that Saiki agreed, Megumi Chisato picked up the cake and ate it directly.

(It’s delicious! I thought it would taste terrible based on the color.)

【! ? 】

[Oh my, has Mura-san's sense of taste evolved to the point where he finds even tree bark delicious? ]

"Oh, Teruhashi, would you like to try the cake made by our group?" Randou handed the green cake to Teruhashi.

"What are you doing, Rendou? How can you let Teruhashi-san eat such a weird thing!" A boy from Xinmei's fan club raised an objection in dissatisfaction.

"Okay, thank you, Nendo-san." Teruhashi Shinmi took the cake with a smile.

(Is that the cake made by Saiki-kun? It doesn’t look very tasty.)

【I just handed over a cabbage. 】

(But isn’t this just right? Saiki-kun, who loves sweets, will definitely not be satisfied with this kind of stuff. When the time comes, I will give Saiki the cake I made, and he will definitely be touched.)

"I didn't expect Anle and Rantang to have this skill. The cake you made is so delicious and looks very special." After taking a bite, Teruhashi Shinmi was surprised and praised them.

(Damn it, my plan failed again. I thought it would look weird and taste weird, but it turned out to be so delicious. If I let Saiki-kun eat the cake I made again, he definitely won’t say “oh”.)

[This may be the time when I look forward to you giving me cake the most. ]

"Oh, it's not as good as Teruhashi said. It's just that Rendou and I are better at cooking." Being praised by the perfect beautiful girl, even Anle waved his hands embarrassedly and said modestly.

(So, light-tasting vegetables can only serve as coloring? Next time, I should switch to something with a stronger flavor, like cilantro.)

[You should just make ordinary cakes for me. ]

[Give me another piece of cabbage cake so I can try it too.]

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? The classmates have already eaten it up." Anle looked at Qi Mu and couldn't help laughing.

[Yeah, you really did it on purpose. You'd better not walk on the road at night today. ]

"Don't worry, Qi Mu. Ran Tang should have some cakes he made himself. I'll give them to you right away." Seeing Qi Mu staring at him with a dark face, An Le quickly changed the subject.

"Here you go, Yan Tang's special potato and beef curry cake."

[Is it a salty cake this time...?]

Chapter 36: Another Trip to Teruhashi's Saiki House

In front of Qi Mu's house.

Ding dong~ding dong~ding dong~ding dong~

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