I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[Tsk, you're so annoying, don't you know how to write the word politeness? ]

Qi Mu opened the door of his house with an unhappy look on his face.

"You are home after all, Qi Mu. It's okay. Uncle and aunt are not at home anyway, so we can just be friends." An Le walked into Qi Mu's house talking to himself. Without saying a word, he sat on the sofa in the living room and casually placed the coffee jelly in his hand on the table.

"Is this Wap? The style is indeed different. Lend me back to show it to the doctor one day. Maybe he can make a blue Doraemon for me." Anle hugged Wap beside him and started petting the cat.

[Why are you alone? Where is Teruhashi-san? ]

For the sake of coffee jelly, Qi Mu did not drive Anle away immediately.

"You'll know if you listen to your heart. It's very dangerous to walk with Teruhashi, so I came here early." This time, Anle and Teruhashi made an appointment to come to Saiki's house together.

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"Hello, is this Anle?" Teruhashi Kokomi was on the phone with Anle. "Didn't I say in the last home economics class that Saiki's mother is a great cook? Why don't we go ask her for some cooking advice?"

Last time, Teruhashi Shinmi also used this excuse to visit Saiki's house alone, but was interrupted by Saiki's neighbor Yuta, which caused her to lose the opportunity to be alone with Saiki and get Saiki's praise.

"Okay, it's settled."

This time, Teruhashi Shinmi decided to bring Anle, a tool who knew that she liked Saiki, to Saiki's house.

If that boy named Yuta was there, she would let Anle take the child out to play and not let him disturb her plans. If Yuta was not there, Anle was a sensible person and would not stay in the Saiki family as a light bulb.

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[So you are willing to be a tool? ]

Saiki asked with an unhappy look on his face.

"Why not? Didn't I say it when we first met? I am a Qi Zhao fan. Do you think there is any CP fan who would refuse to support the couple face to face?" Anle stroked the Wapu in his hand and said as a matter of course.

[I think you are here just to cause trouble for me. ]

Just when Saiki was thinking of a way to drive Anle away, the door of Saiki's house was opened, and Saiki Kurumi's voice came from the entrance.

"Xiao Nan, look who's here."

Saiki's mother was talking to Teruhashi Shinmi, who was waiting outside the door, wondering whether to ring the doorbell.

After hearing the sound, Anle took the lead and arrived at the entrance.

"Are you Saiki's sister? Saiki has such a beautiful sister and you never told me." Anle greeted Saiki Kurumi warmly. Of course he knew that this was Saiki's mother, but he always felt that something would be missing if he didn't say this.

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, are you going to compete with Ran Tang for the position of the heroine? ]

"Wow~ I'm so happy to be treated as your elder sister again. From the sound of your voice, I think you must be the classmate Ale who has been calling Xiaonan to play with her. You are welcome to come and visit us." Saiki Kurumi shed tears of joy. "It's great that Xiaonan has a close friend like you who can go out and play with him every day."

"After all, I am Qi Mu's best friend." Anle smiled proudly with his hands on his hips.

"It's rude to call you aunt when you are so young. Please allow me to call you Sister Jiuliumei from now on." Anle began to become more and more demanding.

[No way, don't try to take advantage of me. ]

Teruhashi Kokomi, who had been left aside since she entered the room, took action. "Aunt, let's go in first and talk."

"Oh, how rude. Come in, come in, let's go to the living room first." Saiki Kurumi quickly led everyone to the living room.

(Is Anle trying to steal my position as the heroine?)

(My opponent is coffee jelly, and now there is a man!)

(You actually established a good relationship with my aunt in advance, and you dared to make such an excessive request. That is the name I planned to use after I get the title of Saimu Oh.)

[Yeah, you hired this person as a tool yourself. ]

Everyone came to the living room.

"Auntie came to visit me this time because she wanted to learn cooking from you. After all, I failed last time for various reasons... I wonder if you have time today." Teruhashi Shinmi nervously explained the reason for her visit in a hurry.

"Really? I'm so happy. There will be no problem today. I will prepare it right away." Saiki Kurumi walked towards the kitchen happily.

"It's about time for you to leave, Anle." Teruhashi Kokomi pulled Anle aside.

"Why is this happening? I also want to try Sister Kurumi's cooking." Anle complained.

"How can you call me aunt like that!"

While Anle and Teruhashi Kokomi were whispering to each other, Saiki Kurumi, who was supposed to leave, came back at some point and pulled Saiki away with a smile on her face.

"Xiao Nan, An Le doesn't like Xiao Xiao Mei, right? How about I put it in his food later... and then use your superpowers, we can do it silently..." Saiki Kurumi's face began to turn into a devil. (For Xiao Nan's happiness, let mom do the bad things.)

[Yeah, we're just going to knock him out and send him away, don't make it sound so scary. ]

Kurumi Saiki is an extremely kind person who wouldn't even kill an insect, so of course she wouldn't do something like killing people.

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In the end, Anle left Qimu's house early.

“Hahaha~hahaha~hahahaha~~~” The standard three-part villain laugh.

"Huh~ I can finally relax. I prepared a big surprise for Qi Mu." After leaving Qi Mu's house, An Le relaxed. "In order not to be exposed, I was thinking about how to do something as soon as I entered the door. Finally, I successfully covered it up." An Le took a long breath and wiped the sweat from his head.

"In order to prevent Qi Mu's perspective, I made special treatments. Those things can only be seen clearly at the right angle." I hope Qi Mu likes it. An Le's mouth corners tilted upwards crazily.

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"Ah!" Saiki Kurumi, who was cleaning the table in the living room, cried out in surprise. "Woo woo~ Ale is such a good boy, I misunderstood him."

【? ? ? 】

"What happened, Auntie?" Hearing the voice, Teruhashi Kokomi walked out of the kitchen.

[Yeah, it's not that simple after all. 】

Before Teruhashi Kokomi noticed the heart-shaped coffee jelly that Anle brought, with Saiki and Teruhashi's names written on it, Saiki had already put it into his mouth.

[It’s actually sugar-free!!!]

Chapter 37 Not all Doraemons are blue.

The Dongyun Research Institute looks very old on the outside. The houses next to it are all standard two-story Japanese independent houses, but it is different. It has only one story, with a chimney and a sign with "Dongyun Research Institute" on the roof. The architectural style is also very old. Judging from the appearance alone, it has experienced at least decades of wind and rain.

The exterior walls of the institute have lost their former glory and are now only a dull gray. The wooden entrance door is already somewhat rotten, making people wonder if it will be blown down by a strong wind. Outsiders cannot imagine that such a shabby and decaying house is actually home to a genius scientist, an advanced artificial intelligence robot, and a talking cat.

"Doctor, look what I brought today." Anle happily came to the Dongyun Research Institute next door with a white cat in his arms. He did not ring the doorbell, but opened the door very familiarly. After all, they were neighbors, and Xingzi often came to visit the doctor. The two families were very familiar with each other, so Anle was more casual in doing things.

"Ale, have you brought something delicious for the Doctor again? Is it coffee jelly or strawberry cake today?" When the Doctor heard Anle's voice, he rushed out of the room happily, and his bare little feet made a squeaking sound on the old wooden floor.

"Doctor, please slow down or you may fall." Mingno's voice came from behind the doctor.

"What? It's just a cat? Although it's cute, the doctor already has Mr. Sakamoto, and the doctor is not the kind of person who gets bored easily." He was very disappointed to see that Anle only brought a white cat.

"His name is Wap, take a closer look." Anle placed Wap in front of the doctor.

"What's so good about an ordinary cat? The doctor has seen enough of Mr. Sakamoto. It has fewer eggs than Mr. Sakamoto. It's not interesting at all." Although he said so, the doctor still reached out and picked up Wap.

"Don't say that, Mr. Sakamoto will die of shame." An Le felt ashamed for Mr. Sakamoto. After all, Mr. Sakamoto was only wearing a scarf and no clothes.

"Oh! It's Doraemon!" the doctor exclaimed in surprise. As a well-known inventor, she discovered Wap's true identity just by a simple touch.

"Ale, Ale, I want to trade with you. Doctor, I'll give you Mr. Sakamoto, and you can give me this Doraemon, okay?" After confirming that the one in his hand was the real Doraemon, the Doctor grabbed Anle's trouser leg and started to act coquettishly. The Doctor likes cats, but she likes machines more, and Doraemon simply hits all her cute spots.

"Little girl, what did you keep calling me for?" Mr. Sakamoto walked out of the room with that reliable adult male voice. His voice was full of laziness, and he didn't realize the seriousness of the matter yet.

Mingno did not come out to stop Mr. Sakamoto. After all, the two families were so familiar with each other that they already knew what they needed to know, but they just kept it to themselves.

"Hey, this, this, beautiful lady, I wonder where you live..." After seeing Wap in the doctor's arms, Mr. Sakamoto became unexpectedly nervous, waving his limbs around, not knowing where to put them.

"Oh my, Mr. Sakamoto seems to be in heat?" Seeing this, Anle seemed to have discovered something interesting. He touched his chin with one hand and stared at Mr. Sakamoto with a playful look on his face.

"How can you say that? According to human age, I'm already 20 years old, and it's time for me to find a girlfriend." Mr. Sakamoto, who is obviously a black cat but now has a red face, argued weakly.

"No, Mr. Sakamoto is not worthy of Wap. Wap is so cute. Ale, just switch with me, please." The doctor was still pulling Anle's pants and acting coquettishly, as if he would not let go unless Anle agreed.

"What! Little girl, you want to replace me?" Mr. Sakamoto was shocked by the doctor's words. Family and love put him in a dilemma. Should he drive Wap away in order to stay in this family? Mr. Sakamoto hesitated.

"That won't do. Wap isn't mine. I just brought it here to show you today." Anle waved his hand to reject the doctor's request. This is Qi Mu's cat. He just borrowed it out for fun. If he didn't take it back, Qi Mu's father, who is a cat lover, would definitely make trouble with Qi Mu, and then Qi Mu would definitely come to trouble him.

"Why is this happening?" The Doctor's mood dropped visibly. After all, he was only an eight-year-old child. He must have felt disappointed for not getting his favorite toy, but the Doctor was very sensible and did not throw a tantrum like a naughty child.

On the contrary, Mr. Sakamoto became excited when he heard that he would not be replaced. This way he could pursue love without leaving his family.

"Doctor, please stop making things difficult for Anle. Come back and have some snacks." Mingno leaned out of the room and wanted to call the doctor back to help Anle out.

"Okay." The doctor put Wap on the wooden floor reluctantly.

Upon seeing this, Mr. Sakamoto immediately stepped forward and offered his courtesy.

"Ms. Wap, how old are you this year? Are you still single? What do you think of me?" Mr. Sakamoto circled around Wap.

At this time, Wap finally spoke.

"An unknown creature has been discovered and is being calculated." As soon as Wap opened his mouth, Mr. Sakamoto was so scared that his hair stood on end.

"Based on the appearance of the creature, there is a 99% chance that it is a cat and a 1% chance that it is a crow."

"Based on the creature's voice, it's 100% likely to be a white stone nub." Wap's voice continued. "Error, error, unknown creature."

"Haha~ The majestic Mr. Sakamoto is actually in heat for a Doraemon." Anle couldn't help laughing out loud.

Unfortunately, Mr. Sakamoto could no longer hear his laughter. Now he seemed to be petrified by Saiki, completely stiff and motionless.

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"Is this white cat named Wap a Doraemon? It's so cute." Mingno likes Wap very much because she is a robot herself.

"Right, right, cats are cute, machines are cute, and Doraemon is even cuter." Although the doctor was still a little disappointed, he was still very excited when talking about machines, and kept instilling in Mingno the idea that robots are cute.

"Doctor, you should be able to make one with your skills." Anle brought Wap to the doctor, actually with the intention of asking the doctor to make one for him.

"Of course you can, but forget it. The doctor doesn't want to build any machines recently." After hearing the doctor's words, Anle did not force it.

"Besides, the doctor's family already has Mr. Sakamoto, so there is no need for another cat." The doctor said casually.

"Little girl..." The doctor's words even moved Mr. Sakamoto, who was petrified, and he recovered.

"When Mr. Sakamoto dies, I will just mechanize him." The doctor said these terrifying words innocently.

"You really are a mad scientist."

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Chapter 38: Departure to the Saiki Family in the Countryside

"Ale, are you going out to play tomorrow?" Xingzi put her hands behind her back, her eyes bright and expectant as she looked at Anle who was packing her luggage. She asked curiously, expecting Anle to take her out tomorrow.

Anle looked at Xingzi, whose face was filled with anticipation, and couldn't help wanting to tease her. He stopped packing his luggage, his expression became serious, and he took a deep breath, as if he didn't know how to talk to Xingzi. He opened and closed his lips several times, but no sound came out. He looked like a veteran actor.

When Xingzi saw Anle's reaction, the cheerful and lively smile on her face slowly disappeared. Her hands behind her back fell weakly on both sides of her body, grabbing the corners of her clothes on both sides.

"Has this day finally come? How could it be so soon? We've only been living together for a short while, as have those guys in the company, Uncle Kang and the others, and now even you, A Le, are leaving me too?" Xingzi grabbed the corners of her clothes with both hands and began to exert force, as if she was trying to hold back her sadness and not let herself cry, but her tears still fell uncontrollably and landed on her white and smooth feet.

When Anle saw this, he knew that he had overacted. He didn't expect that after living together for so long, Xingzi still lacked a sense of security inside. If he behaved a little bit wrong, she would have an emotional breakdown.

"Don't cry, don't cry. I'm sorry, Xingzi. I apologize. I was just teasing you just now." Anle immediately stepped forward to help Xingzi wipe away her tears and snot. He grabbed her arms, asked Xingzi to look into his eyes, and explained to her.

"I'm going to my classmate's home in the countryside during the holidays. Do you want to go with me?"

"You really don't want to separate from me and go back to China or something?" Xingzi sniffed and wiped her tears with her sleeve. Her pair of golden pupils stared at Anle, waiting for his answer.

Anle smiled, squatted down to be level with Xingzi, looked at the pair of fat tigers in Xingzi's eyes, nodded and gave an affirmative answer: "Even if I go back to China, I will bring Xingzi with me."

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[Yeah, you didn't say you wanted to bring so many people with you. ]

Qi Mu looked at the people following Anle expressionlessly, and was very doubtful whether his decision to take Anle to live with his grandparents in the countryside just because he had bought Anle's high-quality coffee berries was the right one.

Anle is not only accompanied by Xingzi, but in order to retaliate against Anle for teasing her, Xingzi also calls her good friends Nitta Hina and Mishima Hitomi.

If that were all, Qi Mu wouldn't take it to heart. After all, they were just three children, although two of them were people with super powers and one was a working emperor.