I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[Are you no longer selling [Golden Water] but selling fake medicine instead? ]

"Dad! Come out! I've told you so many times that they are selling fake medicine. Why don't you listen?" At this time, the sound of a fierce quarrel came from outside the door.

An elderly man who was sitting below listening to the lecture suddenly looked displeased and left his seat blushing.

"You unfilial son, how did you find your way here? Do you know how embarrassing it is for me..." The quarrel outside became more and more intense.

But this did not affect Dudao's speech: "Everyone has seen it, this is why I don't allow you to bring your cell phones. Your unfilial descendants are always thinking about the life-saving money in your hands. You can obviously buy [golden medicine] to cure your illness, but they just don't allow it."

[Yeah, yeah, I really don't want to get involved in this kind of thing, but who allowed you to lie to my family? ]

"What a bunch of idiots! The older people get, the easier they are to cheat. What they say can help you sleep is just mud mixed with sleeping pills. What they say can relieve back pain is just some painkillers. You have filial children to persuade you, but you force them to turn against you. Don't blame me. You can only blame you guys for being too stupid. In the future, you have to make me earn a lot of money."

Forced to communicate with each other. The voice of the liar Dudao spread to the hearts of every old man present.

"So you are trying to trick us?" "Damn liar." "Give me my money back!"

"How, how could it be, how could I say everything that was in my heart."

[Last time I was just selling fake goods, this time it's a crime, wait for the police to catch you. ]

The police arrived quickly and arrested the criminal gang.

. . . . . .

"Mom and Dad, where have you been? We've been waiting for you for a long time." Saiki Kurumi worriedly pulled Saiki Kumi's hand.

"There was a lecture on selling health products recently, and we went to join in the fun." Qi Mu's grandmother replied.

"That's all lies, don't believe it." Saiki Kuniharu reminded anxiously.

"Need I tell you, do you think we are as stupid as you, an idiot?" Saiki's grandfather Saiki Kumagoro was very rude to Saiki Kuniharu. (Fortunately, my good grandson reminded me, otherwise I would have been fooled.)

[Yeah, you better stop being so arrogant. ]

"You must be Qi Mu's grandparents, right? First time meeting. I'm An Le, Qi Mu's classmate and best friend. These three kids are my sister and her friends. Xingzi, come over and say hello." An Le politely introduced himself and the three kids to the two elderly people. After all, the two elderly people had already met the others, so there was no need for him to introduce them.

"Hello, Grandpa and Grandma." The three little ones bowed and greeted the two elderly people.

"Okay, okay, you three are so cute. Xiaonan's friends are welcome to visit our house. Don't be shy. Just treat it as your own home. Come in." Qi Mu's grandmother enthusiastically led everyone into the house.

"The room has been arranged for you. You must be tired after sitting in the car all day. I will go cook now. You can have a good rest after dinner."

Chapter 41: Let’s Increase Relationship Through Small Talk

After everyone had rested, it was almost dusk. The sun was slowly setting in the sky, reflecting a fiery red sunset through the clouds in the distance. A crescent moon had already appeared in the sky. The whole village had fallen into silence and gloom. A breeze was blowing in the village located in the mountains...

[Oh my, don't scrape it. The smell of the septic tank is blowing into the house. ]

"You're such a spoiler, Qi Mu. Now that we're in the countryside, we should fully experience the great outdoors." An Le and Qi Mu had finished their dinner and showered, but for city dwellers, it was still too early to go to bed. An Le dragged Qi Mu, who wanted to rest alone, to the edge of the house, a roofed corridor that extended outward from the house to the courtyard, to chat.

(Has anyone learned about this place called Ruyuan for the first time after watching anime for so many years? The author also found out about it by looking up information `(*>﹏<*)′)

[I can come anytime you want, it's nothing special. 】

"You really don't know how lucky you are." Anle stretched lazily while lying on the wooden floor.

"Darling, I'm telling you, when you and Ale went to visit your grandparents just now, I found something very interesting." After dinner, he took a shower, and changed into a loose yukata. Xiang Buming found the two who were resting in Ruyuan. He was not shy at all, and sat next to Qi Mu, pressing his body against Qi Mu.

【Those are my grandparents, not yours. 】

"Swish~Woo~~~" Anle whistled frivolously at Qi Mu, but unfortunately, Qi Mu sealed her mouth with telekinesis as soon as the sound was made.

[If you don’t want the mouth, I can donate it to someone in need. ]

(I was wrong, I was wrong, why are you so stingy?) Anle begged for mercy while not forgetting to complain about Qi Mu.

"Let me tell you, the three girls that Ah Le brought are not simple. Without your aura, their auras are stronger than each other. They can't be ordinary people." Xiang Bu Ming said this while moving closer to Qi Mu. (Today is a limited vacuum, Darling, you will definitely be deeply fascinated by my body.)

bang~

Qi Mu pressed Xiang Bu Ming's face and pushed her away, causing her to hit the wall on the side.

【If you have something to say, just say it nicely. Don’t push me too far. 】

"Tsk, that's so rude." Xiangbu Ming slowly got up from the wet floor. One side of his yukata slipped off his shoulder, revealing his northern hemisphere.

Anle was watching the show on the side when he suddenly felt a sharp gaze coming from a distant corner. Although he could not see anyone, the corner was slightly brighter than other places. It was obvious that there was some light source observing in secret.

"Can holy light really be used for illumination? Teruhashi-san is not someone who has the ability to emit light."

[If only it were this much. ]

Teruhashi Kokomi is now hiding in the corner, and it seems that she doesn't want to come over and join the conversation at the moment.

Xiangbu Ming didn't notice any of this. He just sat casually on the wooden floor and continued with the previous topic.

"Sister A'le's aura is a pair of small angel wings. Although they are totally incomparable to Xinmei's angel wings, they are sharper than Xinmei's aura, as if there is some hidden power." Xiang Bu Ming poked her cheek with her right thumb, recalling what she saw.

"Xiao Hina's aura is also very strong, it feels like four or five times that of an average person, but her shape is a bit like some kind of animal, full of laziness."

"Is that so?" Anle took out his cell phone with one hand, did a few simple searches, and showed a picture to the fortune teller.

"Yes, that's it." Xiangbu Ming nodded in confirmation.

What Anle showed her was the picture of the popular Pokémon - the King of Trashing.

"Hahahaha~ Being lazy and gluttonous is indeed Fu and Xiao Hina's character."

"Xiaotong's aura is the most amazing. I can't see its specific shape, but it can always attract other people's aura to move closer to her. It feels like a black hole that is constantly accumulating power. Although I don't know what the purpose is, this kind of aura is not what an ordinary child should have." Xiang Bu Ming sighed: "A Le, where did you find these children from? They don't look ordinary people at all."

"This is a secret. Wait until you have a good relationship and then go ask them yourself." Anle waved his hand. After all, this was the privacy of the three little ones, so he would better not talk about it casually.

"Why is that? It doesn't matter if you don't tell me. They are just three junior high school students. It's easy for me to be their good sister. I can just ask them myself." Xiang Bu Ming stood up, stretched, and perfectly showed off her beautiful body curves.

In response, Anle said: What a rich and generous woman, I'm fine.

"I'm so tired after sitting in the car for a whole day. I'm going to rest. If you want to attack me at night, you're always welcome." Xiang Bu Ming walked towards the guest room. As he left, he did not forget to wink at Qi Mu, with anticipation written all over his face.

[A night attack? We should definitely take precautions.]

Qi Mu was not going to launch a night attack, but to guard against others attacking him at night. After all, the scene of a night attack is a very classic when traveling.

"By the way, you have never told me what my aura is like. I have been curious about it for a long time, but never had the chance to ask. How about you come and take a look at it for me this time?" Anle smiled and pointed at his own face, and asked before the fortune teller left.

"Of course you can, but Darling, please control your aura for now."

W(?Д?)w"Ale, why do you look so dead?" When Qi Mu put away his aura and looked at Anle, Xiang Bushing suddenly widened his eyes and asked in surprise.

"Ah? You ask me how I know, but it should be okay. With Qi Shen here, even if I die suddenly, Qi Shen will save me, right? Don't you think so, Qi Shen?" After hearing that he looked dead, Anle was shocked at first, but when he saw Qi Mu beside him, he immediately relaxed and spread his hands to show that it didn't matter.

【…】

“……”w(?Д?)w"You will save me, Qi Shen." Faced with Qi Mu's silence, An Le could only speak again to Qi Mu to confirm.

【It depends on your performance. 】

"Why is this happening? Aren't we close friends?" Anle held Qi Mu's shoulders and shook him. But he didn't notice that as he moved, something on the eaves fell down and landed on him. This was the countryside, so there were naturally bugs.

Qi Mu's pupils in front of An Le suddenly shrank, and he knocked An Le away with one punch. When Qi Mu regained his composure, An Le had already fainted with his eyes rolled back.

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, is it because of me that you died? ]

Chapter 42 Now is the turn of the burning hall

After dinner, with nothing to do, Rendō sat on the tatami, drinking the tea brought by the host. With his unusual neck, he turned his head to make the skin on his neck overlap, forming layers of disgusting wrinkles. He stared at Saiki Kumagoro, who was also sitting at the tea table, drinking tea and reading a newspaper.

Stare~~~

"Oh~ Isn't this the old grandfather who was worried about his grandson last time? I didn't expect to see you in such a remote place." Ran Tang stretched out his hand and pointed at Saiki Kumagoro, who was sitting aside and reading the newspaper in his hand. He widened his eyes in surprise and said in disbelief.

"Huh? Ah! I remember, you are the guy who helped me choose a gift last time." Hearing the voice, Saiki Kumagoro looked up in confusion, looked at Rando for a while, and suddenly realized.

[Hey, you guys only recognize each other now? ]

(In the author's memory, they knew, but I rewatched the animation at double speed and couldn't find that scene, so I'll just assume they didn't know.)

"It's been a long time, probably a few years...a few months." It's no wonder that Saiki Kumagoro recognized Rando only now. He and Rando had not seen each other for quite a long time. If it weren't for the fact that Rando's face left a deep impression on everyone who had seen him, with Saiki Kumagoro's memory as an old man, it would be impossible for him to not remember who he was.

"Ah! No! How did you find my house? You didn't really accept a mission to kill me." Saiki Kumagoro stood up straight and tried to find a suitable weapon cautiously, but there was really nothing nearby that could be used as a weapon. He could only tremblingly pick up the water cup in his hand and aim it at Rantang.

(No, my lovely grandson and his friends are at home now. If this killer could find this place, he must have made all the necessary preparations.) (I have to make a sound to warn them, but given his size, he might just grab me and break my neck with one hand as soon as I make a sound.)

(But even so, I can never let my family get hurt.)

[Although I don't want to admit it, is there a possibility that he is also one of my friends? ]

When Kumagoro Saiki first met Nendo, he thought he was a killer and almost fought with Nendo for this. Although their relationship inexplicably improved in the end, Kumagoro Saiki still did not change his stereotype of Nendo.

"Oh, I have been preparing for a long time to come here. (referring to going to the countryside to play)" Ran Tang raised his hand and clenched his fist, indicating that he had indeed made a lot of preparations to come here to play.

"Are you really here to kill me?" After hearing Ran Tang's answer, Saiki Kumagoro was already certain in his heart that Ran Tang had ill intentions.

(No, even if it costs me my life, I have to remind my important family members to run.)

Saiki Kumagoro raised his hand, ready to splash the scalding tea in the cup onto Ren Tang's face, so as to buy time for him to scream and alert the family to the actions of the bad guys.

[Hey, he is my classmate Ran Tang, you should keep your life and continue to be your tsundere Zeng De,]

"What? Why didn't you tell me earlier? It turns out you are my grandson's friend..." Saiki Kumagoro paused.

"So you are really only 17 years old?" He widened his eyes in shock and pointed at Ran Tang in disbelief.

"Huh? You don't want to fight anymore? I thought you were going to take action, grandpa." Ran Tang put away the blocking posture he had prepared.

"By the way, did you reconcile with your grandson after you gave the gift?" Ran Tang and Saiki Kumagoro sat down again. Ran Tang picked up the tea and took a sip before asking the question.

"I guess we've made a reconciliation." Saiki Kumagorō raised the newspaper to block Ren Tang's sight and responded somewhat awkwardly.

(This guy must be in his thirties. Kusuo, is he really your classmate?)

"By the way, grandpa, why are you at aibo's grandfather's house? It is illegal to break into someone else's house." Ran Tang asked a serious question, a stupid question that only he would not realize.

[Does your brain never work? ]

"I am Kusuo's grandfather, you little killer." Saiki Kumagoro slammed the table to reveal his identity.

"So you are Saiki's grandfather. Why didn't you tell me earlier? I thought you followed me here to assassinate me." Ran Tang actually took it for granted that it was Saiki Kumagoro's fault for not revealing his identity.

"Are you here to cause trouble? Even if you are a friend of my lovely grandson today, I will let you, a young boy, know how powerful I am." Saiki Kumagoro slammed the table and stood up.

"Want to fight again? I won't give in to you even if you are Aibo's grandfather." Ran Tang stood up and rolled up his sleeves.

(╬▔Van▔)╯╰(艹盘艹)

The two of them faced off against each other, and the two of them were arm in arm.

Two of them got drunk in a bar, and two of them looked for girls in a club.

Um... sorry I went off track.

In short, the two people who were still confronting each other in the previous second suddenly hugged each other's shoulders like brothers in the next second.

[Don't talk so loudly, as if he is from the same generation as my grandfather.]

"Old man, I didn't expect you to be so tough?"

"You are still so stubborn, man."

After that, the two of them started to perform alliance actions that only they understood (maybe Kaito could understand it too?), and from time to time, they made strange "hehe" sounds.

【Ah, what on earth is this? 】

"Boy, I haven't thanked you for helping me last time. This time you came to my house and are the friend of my lovely grandson. Don't be polite to me. Just treat this place as your own home and you can stay here as long as you want." Saiki Kumagoro was very enthusiastic towards Ran Tang and kept patting Ran Tang on the shoulder.

[Yeah, that list clearly includes punctuation marks, and you still want to throw boiling water in his face before 810 words. ]

"Oh, then I won't be polite." Ran Tang didn't think about whether Qi Mu Kumagoro was being polite to him. He would do whatever he was told. Since Qi Mu Kumagoro told him to treat this place as his own home, he would do it.

Without saying a word, he picked up the senbei on the table that was provided for guests to eat with tea, and began to eat it. Not only that, Ren Tang half-lay on the tatami with a nonchalant look, reached out to pick up the remote control, turned the TV to the program he wanted to watch, and picked up the teapot with his other hand. Instead of pouring it into the teacup, he blew at the spout of the teapot, as if this would lower the temperature of the tea, and poured the tea directly into his mouth from the spout of the teapot. He looked like an idle otaku.

"It's so hot." Ran Tang stuck out his scalded tongue and continued eating the senbei.

【It would be strange if this wasn't hot, okay? 】