I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Chapter 43 How Can We Miss the Night Raid

The first rays of sunlight in the morning shine into the living room.

Anle, who had just woken up, had two deep dark circles under his eyes.

"Rantang, you kept snoring last night. It was so noisy." Anle complained to Rantang dissatisfiedly: "I wanted to wake you up, but your sleeping face was so ugly that it scared me awake."

"What are you talking about, newcomer? You've been grinding your teeth and keeping me awake." Ran Tang also yelled at An Le with dark circles under his eyes.

【And I slept among you, and I said nothing. 】

Qi Mu actually didn’t sleep well last night, but he used his time ability to go back in time.

"Xinmei, what's wrong with you? You don't look energetic. Did you not sleep well last night?" Xiangbu Ming asked Teruhashi Xinmei with concern as she looked at the drowsy Teruhashi Xinmei.

"It's okay. Maybe it's because I'm a little attached to my bed. I just need to take a rest during the day." Teruhashi Shinmi didn't dare to look into the fortune teller's eyes and answered her question guiltily.

[Yeah, she is not just familiar with her bed. ]

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Time goes back to last night.

Under the dark night, the starry sky is scattered on the fields. There is no noise and bustle of the city, only the occasional barking of dogs and the faint chirping of insects in the distance. It is already late at night and everyone should have fallen asleep.

At least that's how it should be.

In the corridor of Qi Mu's grandpa's house, a "beautiful" figure was walking in the corridor tiptoeing, afraid of making any noise and waking up the people who were already sleeping.

(Really? Saiki was so busy chatting with Xiangbo during the break that he left me alone. Am I, a perfect girl, not as good as a hot girl?)

(That hot girl even shamelessly invited Saiki to a night raid. How could I let that happen?)

(With Saiki's personality, it is impossible for him to do something like a night attack, but in order to prevent Aibu-san from attacking Saiki at night, I have to go to the boys' room to supervise. Yes, I am just there to supervise, and I will never do other weird things.)

The more Teruhashi Kokomi thought about it, the redder her face became, and even steam came out from the back of her head.

[Hey, after sitting in the car for a whole day, even a person with super powers like me is very tired. Can't you just forgive me? ]

Because there were so many people in Anle's group, except for the room reserved for Saiki Kurumi, the others were divided into two groups, men and women, and slept on the floor and tatami in different rooms respectively.

At present, Teruhashi is standing outside the door, hesitating whether to sneak into the boys' room. If Yumehara Chiyu was there, maybe someone would accompany her. But this time neither Yumehara nor Kaito came, so she can only make the decision by herself.

"I am a perfect girl, how can I sneak into a man's room late at night?" The angel in Teruhashi's mind persuaded Teruhashi to calm down. "How can this be considered sneaking in? You are just trying to supervise Saiki." The devil Teruhashi on the other side was also trying to persuade Teruhashi. The angel and the devil started a fierce confrontation.

[It's really a classic night raid plot. This routine was outdated ten years ago. ]

"Now that we're here, let's go in first. At worst, we can just say we took the wrong way." Teruhashi Shinmi made up her mind and gently opened the partition door.

"Isn't this the girls' room? Did I really go the wrong way?" Teruhashi Shinmi looked at the three little ones sleeping on the tatami and the empty bed for her and Sobo Miki, with a puzzled expression on her face. "Where is Sobo-san? She wouldn't really go to attack Saiki at night. No, I have to go and take a look." This was of course because of Saiki's ability, which instantly moved Teruhashi Shinmi back to the girls' door before she opened it.

Teruhashi Kokomi did not give up, and walked quietly towards the boys' room again. When she came to the partition door, she did not hesitate this time and opened the door directly, wanting to see if Xiangbu Ming was there. Unfortunately, what she saw was Anzi and the others who were sleeping soundly.

When Teruhashi Shinmi was hesitating whether to take another trip, a series of strange sounds came into her mind. It was Saiki playing a lullaby on a loop in her brain.

"What's that sound? Why does it feel so scary? Is this house haunted?" After all, Teruhashi is just a high school girl. The room she can never reach, the gloomy environment and the weird music, in this atmosphere where any goblins or ghosts could appear at the next second, it is impossible for anyone not to be scared.

Teruhashi Xinmei shuddered unconsciously. "I'd better lie down and sleep. If I think about it carefully, Anle and Rendou are still in the room. Nothing will happen." Teruhashi Xinmei entered the room, closed the door, and lay down in her own position, covering her head completely with the quilt. If you look closely, you can see that she is trembling slightly, obviously she is very scared.

[Yeah, I think I've overdone it. ]

Pong~

Qi Mu felt like he was kicked by Ran Tang who was sleeping next to him. Because there were not many boys, they slept in a small room, so the three of them were closer. And Ran Tang was the kind of person who had a terrible sleeping posture. Now he was sleeping and he had already started to do "military boxing".

[Yeah, this is the real "night raid". ]

Anle looked at Qi Mu, who was lying beside him and was punched and kicked by Ran Tang from time to time. He was so happy that he couldn't fall asleep at all and couldn't help but tease him.

(Qi Mu, is Nendo the real heroine? You can actually endure this, why don’t you just teleport home and go to sleep? Nendo, the idiot, won’t notice. You are actually willing to be beaten by Nendo here, are you not exploding with your M attribute?)

[Do you think I don't want to leave? There was someone staring at me outside the door just now.]

Saiki was also somewhat helpless. If Teruhashi Kokomi wasn't here, he would have gone home to rest. Coincidentally, Xiangbo Ming was not in the room now. Instead, he was called away by his grandmother to study the outfits of hot girls. If Teruhashi Kokomi found out that he was not in the room either, who knows what she would imagine. So he could only lie here. However, Teruhashi Kokomi was already scared and she probably wouldn't take any action tonight.

(Ah? Teruhashi or Sobo? Or both of them together? If something happens in the other world later, I can promise you in advance that I will not peek.)

(At most I took a photo with my phone.)

【I heard the last sentence.】

Anle turned over and looked outside the door, trying to see who was outside through the shadow of the sliding door, but unfortunately he couldn't see anything now.

(Is it possible to enter or not? I can’t wait to see what happens next.)

[If you want to see this kind of plot, you should go home and watch anime. ]

Chapter 44: The aunt with super powers comes to visit

"Come on, Ale, let's go out and play." Xingzi took Anle's arm and wanted to go out. Even when she wandered before, it was only in the city. This was her first time in the countryside, and she was full of curiosity about this place.

"Aren't you going to bring Xiao Hina and Xiao Tong with you?" An Le asked curiously, looking at Xingzi who was alone. Xingzi and the other two had a good relationship and usually would act together, but this time they were unusually separated.

"Hina said she wanted to go eat caviar ramen. Hitomi said they had troubled Saiki's grandparents and wanted to stay to help them with the housework."

"It's indeed their style." Anle sighed and shook his head helplessly.

"Qi Mu, are you going out with me too?" An Le looked at Qi Mu who walked to his side and rolled his eyes, then he understood what he meant.

"You should stay home. Xingzi and I will just wander around the village. There's nothing interesting there."

[Oh my god, if I stay at home now, this place will become a blind date conference. ]

Unlike Anle, who is a staunch supporter of Qi Zhao, Qi Mu's grandparents have different opinions on the choice of their future grandson's daughter-in-law.

Grandpa supports Teruhashi Kokomi, while grandma supports fortune-telling. Now that the four of them are gathered together, if Saiki stays at home, he will face more than just a Shura field, so Saiki decided to go out and hide.

"If there's really nothing you can do, then let's go. You can also introduce this place to us." Anle Jianqi Mu was so determined that no one stopped him.

[Nothing much to introduce, it's just an ordinary village. ]

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"I have washed the dishes and put them in the cupboard." Hitomi Mishima put away the dishes in her hands and said to Grandma Saiki who was cleaning the room.

"You've worked so hard. Sit down and take a rest. You're obviously a guest, so you don't have to do any of these." Saiki Kumi pulled Hitomi Mishima to sit on the sofa and refused to let her continue helping her with the work no matter what.

"After all, you let us stay at your house, so it's my duty to help you with some small favors." Hitomi Mishima sat down on the sofa obediently. There was nothing wrong with her words or manners. If she didn't look so young, no one would believe that she was only twelve or thirteen years old.

"I can't tell that you're only in junior high school, Hitomi. You're much more mature than Kurumi. I really want to have a daughter as mature and steady as you. How about this, I'll take you as my goddaughter." Although Kumi Saiki is old, she acts as lively as a hot girl. Seeing how mature and sensible Hitomi Mishima is, she actually thought of taking Hitomi Mishima as her goddaughter.

"You are such a joker. Thank you for your kindness, but I am too young and I have only been here for one day, and you..." Hitomi Mishima thought that Saiki's grandmother was just joking.

"Oh~ Xiaotong, do you think I'm too old? Do you think an old woman like me is not qualified?" Saiki Kumi became depressed.

"No, I didn't mean that at all. I just..." Hitomi Mishima tried to explain.

"That means you agree. That's great. From now on you will be my goddaughter." Saiki Kumi's depressed mood changed immediately. It was obvious that her previous disappointment was all fake.

"Ah! But, but..." Hitomi Mishima wanted to refuse, but she was the type of person who would not refuse others.

"It's settled. From now on you can call me mom." Saiki Kumi didn't let Hitomi Mishima refuse. She finalized the matter and hugged Hitomi Mishima in her arms.

"Kurumi, come here, I have something good to tell you." Saiki Kurumi called Saiki Kurumi who was somewhere else to come over.

"Is something wrong, Mom? I'm trying to coax Dad. He's angry with Kuniharu again." Saiki Kurumi rushed over when she heard the voice.

"I accept Xiaotong as my goddaughter. From now on, Xiaotong will be your sister." Kumi Saiki patted Hitomi Mishima in her arms.

(Aunt Kurumi, you will definitely not agree to this kind of thing, please help me reject Grandma Kurumi.)

Hitomi Mishima breathed a sigh of relief. In her opinion, how could anyone agree to such a weird thing.

"Wow, I finally have a younger sister too?" To Hitomi Mishima's surprise, Kurumi Saiki actually burst into tears and readily agreed to this request.

"Today is such a good day. I have to prepare some delicious dishes to celebrate." Saiki Kurumi walked towards the kitchen with tears in her eyes.

This performance made Hitomi Mishima open her mouth in shock.

"But, mother-in-law..." Hitomi Mishima wanted to refuse, but she really didn't know how to start.

"Hmm? You should call me mom, Hitomi." In Hitomi Mishima's eyes, the image of Saiki Kurumi, who was originally imagined to be a gentle mother-in-law, turned out to be a bit scary. It was not surprising to have such a change in appearance, after all, Saiki Kurumi also inherited it from her.

"Okay, Mom." Hitomi Mishima agreed with tears in her eyes.

. . . . . .

[Oh my, I seem to have a very bad premonition. ]

Now Qi Mu and An Le are walking on a country road, with rice fields on both sides of them.

"The air is so fresh." Anle stretched and took a few deep breaths.

[Why do you look like a middle-aged uncle? ]

"Ale, Ale, look what I found." Xingzi, who was running in the front, ran over happily holding up the childhood dream of all boys. It was a smooth and straight branch, which was basically a dream love stick.

Xingzi put the stick in Anle's hand, like an adventurer who had obtained an incredible treasure.

"Xingzi is really amazing. If I had a stick like this back then, the grass within a ten-kilometer radius would have been destroyed." Anle waved the stick in his hand and was even able to make it spin in circles. It was obvious that he was a skilled worker.

[You should have a lot in common with Kaito now. 】

Anle and Xingzi played for a while and they also walked around the village. The village was indeed not big and there were not many entertainment places, but this did not stop Anle and Xingzi from having fun.

"Let's go back, Xingzi." Anle took Xingzi and walked towards Qi Mu's grandfather's house.

"Qi Mu, why are you still standing there? We won't stay outside with you." An Le asked in confusion as he looked at Qi Mu who was standing motionless behind him.

Here, Qi Mu's grandfather's house has entered Qi Mu's telepathic range, and he already knows that he has a junior high school aunt.

[Oh my, is it because of that aura? Looks like I need to be mentally prepared before going home.]

"Oh! Xiaonan is back, come and meet your aunt."

[How can I accept this! ]

"Just let you guys talk about your own things. From now on, you call her aunt and she calls you brother." Anle made the final move.

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"Ani, where is the ramen shop? I'm hungry and want to eat." With a blank expression, Hina Nitta followed her newly recognized big brother closely. Should we say that Hina and Bad Boy have a good relationship, or should we say that Randou is really good at taking care of people? These two people who have only known each other for a day unexpectedly get along well.

Now Ran Tang is leading Xiao Hina to find the ramen restaurant that Anle mentioned.

"Ah? How would I know. Didn't you say you wanted to go out to eat ramen? Of course you lead the way." How could Yi Ran Tang know the way? He only led Xiao Hina out because Xiao Hina found him and said she wanted to eat fish roe ramen.

"Oh~~~ Then let's go back. I'm tired."

Chapter 45: Good friends are best friends, bad friends are enemy friends

"Pass it to me, pass it to me, it's my turn to play."

The children in the village were playing a game of passing the ball in front of the house in the farmland, and their joyful laughter could be heard by the two girls in the yard from time to time. Teruhashi Kokomi and Sobo Mikoto were sitting in the shade of the tree in the yard, relaxing.

"When did they go out? Really, why didn't they call us?" Xiang Bu Ming hugged her arms across her chest, holding up her huge human heart, which not only attracted the attention of the opposite sex, but also had a strong attraction to the same sex.

"It's okay, Xiangbo classmate. It's just the two of us girls. It's nice to be together and chat, right?" Teruhashi Shinmi and Xiangbo Ming sat under a tree in the yard. There was no need for any decoration. The two beautiful girls formed a beautiful scenery in themselves.

Although on the surface Teruhashi Shinmi was smiling and seemed to have a very harmonious relationship with the fortune teller, what she was thinking in her heart was...

(So ​​envious... No, is that how she attracts Saiki? You are so close to Saiki, who do you think you are? I am obviously better.)

"Xiao Teruhashi, please don't call me Xiangbo classmate. We are so close. Just call me Xiaoming." Xiangbo Ming is much simpler. She really likes Teruhashi Xinmei, or rather, she respects her charm. Although she knows through divination that Teruhashi Xinmei is her love rival, this does not prevent her from being friends with Teruhashi Xinmei.

"Really? I've been wanting to call you that for a long time, little Ming." Teruhashi Shinmi showed a surprised expression and held Xiangbu Ming's hand.

(Want to get closer to me and lower my guard?)

"Oh, of course, Teruko-chan, we are good sisters." Even women cannot resist the charm of Terukochan.

"Xiaoming, I see that you seem to have a very good relationship with Saiki, but I rarely see you chatting with Saiki at school?" This is also what Teruhashi Shinmi is most confused about. Except for the first few days after Xiangbo Ming transferred to the school, she had some communication with Saiki, and after that she basically didn't see any contact between them, but their relationship is inexplicably very good.

(I can’t say that Kusuo doesn’t allow me to contact him at school.)

"Well, we get along well, right? An inexplicable relationship is better than that." Xiangbu Ming couldn't say that both Saiki and she were superpowers and often helped each other in private, so she had to find an excuse to fool around.

(She is lying, there must be something wrong here.) Teruhashi Shinmi's intuition has always been accurate, and she keenly felt that the fortune teller was just being perfunctory with her.

"What about Anle? I see you have a very good relationship with him, even though he just transferred to the school not long ago." Teruhashi Kokomi wanted to find another breakthrough and direct the topic to Anle.