I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Ale, it's just because we have a lot of common topics (referring to superpowers) that we chat together often." When talking about Anle, Xiang Ming felt a lot more relaxed. After all, in her opinion, Anle was just her superpower Jimei, and there was no secret about her that she knew and could not reveal.

"As for A Le, even though he is usually cheerful with everyone and seems like the type who will never get angry, he actually has a terrible personality." Since they are Jimei, it is perfectly normal for one to say bad things about the other Jimei when one is not around.

"He can do anything for fun." Xiangbu Ming came close to Teruhashi Shinmi's ear, put out a hand to cover it, and whispered bad things about Anle to Teruhashi Shinmi.

"Really? I can't tell at all. Anle-san even invited me out to play this time, and I always thought he was a very nice person." Teruhashi Shinmi said in disbelief, covering her mouth which was wide open in surprise with her hand.

(Humph~ I saw it a long time ago. Anle obviously knows my secret and keeps saying that he supports me, but he even asked Xiangbu Ming, a hot girl, to go on this trip. It’s obvious that he wants to laugh at me.)

Although Teruhashi Kokomi was very angry inside, she could see that Xiangbu Ming was just complaining about Anle and didn't really hate him.

If she continued to say bad things about Anle according to Xiangbo Ming's words, although she was confident that Xiangbo Ming would not hate her for such a thing, it would still leave a bad impression. As a perfect beautiful girl, Teruhashi Kokomi must now choose the approach that best suits her personality.

"But Anle-san is not a bad person by nature, otherwise Saiki-san and the others wouldn't have such a good relationship with him." Teruhashi Shinmi raised her hand and tucked the hair that fell on both sides behind her ears, revealing a charming smile.

"Oh, little Terukoshi, actually the gender issue doesn't have to be so rigid." Xiangbu Ming was distracted by Terukoshi Shinmi's smile.

"??? What are you talking about, Xiaoming." (Humph, this girl can't resist my charm. If Qi Mu chooses her, although that is impossible, then I will confuse Xiaoming's heart as a punishment for making the wrong choice to Qi Mu.)

"Just kidding, I was just kidding, let's just say I'll meet A'le." Xiang Bu Ming scratched his head awkwardly, his toes digging at the ground unconsciously.

"Ale is very sensible in what he does. At least he doesn't make people feel disgusted. It's just that his personality is a little weird. And there are so many people with weird personalities nowadays. It can't be considered a shortcoming." The fortune teller wanted to change the subject.

"That's true. Including Saiki and the others, there are indeed a lot of people in our class with unique personalities." Teruhashi Shinmi thought about her classmates and found that they all had distinct personalities.

"It's probably because of Ale and Saiki's abilities..." (Oops, I was so relaxed chatting with Terushin that I let it slip.)

"Ability? What ability?" Teruhashi Shinmi asked with a puzzled look on her face.

(Sure enough, they are hiding some secrets that I don't know.)

(Today I must ask this, because we are best friends now, and aren’t best friends supposed to share secrets with each other?)

"Ability? What ability? I definitely didn't say these two words. What I said was, what I said was brain power. Yes! That's right, I said brain power. Because they have amazing brain power, that's why their personalities are so weird." The fortune teller was in a panic, trying hard to find an excuse to get away with it.

"Good ball, it's hit really far." The sound of a baseball hitting a ball came from outside the wall, and a baseball flew over the wall and towards the back of the head of Xiangbu Ming who was thinking about how to explain.

"Ah! Watch out for your life." Teruhashi Kokomi noticed the flying baseball and without hesitation, pulled Sobokumi towards herself. Although she successfully helped Sobokumi dodge the baseball, she was still knocked to the ground by Sobokumi because of her action.

"Ah! Are you okay, Teruko-shin?" By the time Xiangbo Ming came to her senses, she had already pinned Teruko-shinmi down, with her chest completely pressed against Teruko-shinmi's face. Xiangbo Ming quickly stood up, pulled Teruko-shinmi up, helped her brush off the dust on her body, and showed concern for her.

But at this time, Teruhashi Shinmi's mind was no longer on herself.

(That kind of thing would surely suffocate someone to death.)

Chapter 46: The time traveler is eager to cause trouble

My name is Anle. I’m a time traveler with useless superpowers. I traveled to the world of Saiki K.’s Disaster. Readers often say that I have no sense of existence at all. No matter how you think about it, it’s all the fault of the author, an idiot with no talent for writing.

I am now visiting the grandparents of Saiki Kusuo, the protagonist of Saiki Zai, accompanied by the No. 13, , , and girlfriend candidates and the three-person team from the superpower daughter. In the updates a few days ago, I only had one-third of the chance to appear. When I saw Saiki Kusuo, as the protagonist, making crazy complaints to show his presence, at that moment I was thinking that if I could become the protagonist of this chapter, I must grab his position of complaining. Now the opportunity to ride a dragon on my face is right in front of me, and I must consider whether this is my only chance today. I believe that Saiki Kusuo has made an indelible contribution to the fact that this novel can be written to this day. It is our duty to defeat the silly author .

[There are so many complaints, I don’t even know where to start. ]

(Shut up, Qi Mu. Today is my home court.)

[Is there a possibility that my mouth has always been closed? 】

KO~

Anle fell on the tatami, of course he was just pretending. Anle just lay down and had no intention of getting up.

"Now let's invite our superpower user to speak. What does it feel like to have an aunt who is a junior high school student?" Anle clenched his fist with one hand, pretending it was a microphone, and raised it to Qi Mu.

[Can I receive an extra New Year's gift during the Chinese New Year? 】

"Are you planning to ask a junior high school student for New Year's money? You really are a bad person." Anle shook his hands in front of himself in disgust, as if he was disgusted with breathing the same air as Qi Mu.

Now Qi Mu's elders are preparing ingredients for cooking, wanting to make a sumptuous meal. After all, having a godparent is something worth celebrating.

Randou was watching TV and drinking tea with Xiao Hina, finishing off the host's snack supply. He completely followed what Saiki Kumagorō said and did not consider himself an outsider.

Although Xiaotong couldn't accept it, she just wanted to take advantage of the holiday to escape from the endless work and relax, but she had a new mother, and this person was the grandmother of her friend's classmate. But she still helped with the preparations very diligently.

Teruhashi Kokomi fell into self-doubt because a little girl she had just met not long ago inexplicably surpassed herself and became a member of Saiki's family. Even though she did not become a bride, but became Saiki's aunt.

Kyoko followed by taking care of her elder sister Teruhashi Kokomi, whom she had met before and liked very much, but who was now inexplicably depressed.

And Xiangbu Ming is now rubbing her crystal ball, trying to find a way to bring her closer to the three little ones, especially to bring her closer to the aunt of a certain superpower person.

Anle looked at the people busy with their own things and sighed: "Isn't it nice to have such a lively atmosphere?"

[Yeah, yeah, this is a disaster in my opinion. ]

"I think you are just being tsundere." Anle complained.

"Isn't it a happy thing to be able to live with so many friends? As I said before, you really don't know how lucky you are, Qi Mu." An Le stretched his body, with a hint of envy in his tone. He didn't want to change Qi Mu's point of view, but was just stating a fact. This man named Qi Mu was indeed a person that other ordinary people envied.

"I am very jealous of you." Anle straightened up, held the teacup with both hands and took a sip of tea. Looking at the tea stems standing upright in the cup, he smiled at Qi Mu.

"So I decided, let's make a bet. If you lose, I'll announce your identity to everyone here who doesn't know you have super powers. If you win, I'll make you three servings of coffee jelly that I guarantee will satisfy you."

[Hey, when did you exchange souls with that guy Sosuke? ]

"Don't talk about anything else, just tell me whether you want to play or not." Anle urged.

Saiki thought about it. There were only five people at the scene who didn't know his identity. One was his aunt, two were psychics themselves, and the remaining one was Teruhashi Kokomi. It didn't seem like a big deal if she knew.

What? You asked Ran Tang? Does he know how to write the four Chinese characters for "superpower"?

It seems like you don’t lose whether you win or lose.

The most important thing is that Qi Mu doesn’t think he will lose.

【Ten portions.】

"make a deal."

[Cut, is it going to be less? ]

[Tell me what you want to bet on.]

"Of course you have to bet on things you can't control. I'm very lucky today." Anle said, pointing to his teacup.

Qi Mu looked at the upright tea stem in Anle's teacup. In Neon, it really represented luck, and in the second dimension, it meant that all wishes would come true.

"Let's make the simplest bet. Toss a coin. If it's heads, I win, and if it's tails, you lose. Just in case, if the coin stands up, you both lose. Do you dare to try?" An Le took out a coin from his pocket, a standard Chinese one-yuan coin.

[Yeah, you're playing word games with me right from the start. Front side you win, back side I win, and standing up means both of us lose.]

"You've listened carefully. It's settled now. You can't go back on your word or use your super powers to interfere with the outcome." Anle placed the coin on his fingertips, ready to bounce back.

【Let me play it. 】

"Tsk, I can't do anything under your nose, you're not going to cheat, are you?" Anle looked at Qi Mu suspiciously, but still handed the coin over. He believed that with Qi Mu's arrogance, he would not do anything cheating.

Saiki placed the coin on his fingertips.

[I am about to play, please watch carefully. ]

Qi Mu reminded An Le Dao.

brush~

． <{=． ． ． ． ． <{=． ． ． ． ． <{=． ． ． ． Two thousand later

“?”(+_+)?

[It's already in space and will probably never land.]

"You actually cheated." Anle looked at Qi Mu in surprise with his mouth wide open.

[Yeah, I didn't use my ability to interfere with the results. I just used my ability to infinitely prolong the time it takes to produce the results.]

"Isn't that still cheating? You are such a Qi Mu."

Although Qi Mu would not lose whether he wins or loses, he would feel very unhappy if he followed Anle's wishes.

[You've already caused me a lot of trouble, how can I cooperate with you to continue causing trouble? ]

"Shit! That's one dollar. Do you know that one dollar can buy two bags of spicy snacks, four pieces of bubble gum, two lollipops, or a bottle of mineral water? You actually threw it into space to keep company with a guy who has stopped thinking? No matter how rich you are, you can't just throw money around. I don't want to gamble anymore. Give me back my one dollar!!!"

[Are you Mr. Krabs? ]

Chapter 47: Don’t Think Too Much When Eating

My name is Anle. I am a time traveler with useless abilities, and I traveled to...

[Stop, stop, stop, what kind of variety show are you doing? Why are you using the same opening as the last chapter? ]

(Isn’t this line too classic and easy to say? Don’t make a fuss, Qi Mu.)

Several people are having dinner now. The meal is extremely rich, with fish, meat, shrimp, fruits and snacks.

In front of each person, there was a wooden box with layers of food and wine on the first layer; coffee jelly and other desserts on the second layer; roasted seafood on the third layer; 4 was left vacant because it was a taboo number; and vegetable tempura and mountain delicacies on the fifth layer. It was basically based on the standards of Japanese New Year dishes.

Although the food standards are very strict, the dining atmosphere is very relaxed and everyone chats with each other while enjoying the food.

"Ah, you (brother), your shrimp tempura looks delicious." Xiao Hina finished the shrimp tempura in the food box in front of her in just a few bites, but she was not satisfied yet. She stared at the food box of Rando who was sitting next to her and said.

"Really? It looks really good, but there is no matching ramen." Ran Tang didn't understand what Xiao Hina meant, and he ate the tempura in the food box by himself.

Xiao Hina's expression suddenly fell.

"Baby Hina, you can have my portion. I'm trying to lose weight recently and can't eat greasy food. I'll give you all the tempura." Xiangbu Ming pushed the food box with tempura in front of Hina. This was the best way she divined to get closer to Hina Nitta. (I don't need to lose weight. The flesh will grow where it should.)

Xiao Hina's expression immediately changed from gloomy to cheerful. "Oh~~~ Thank you, Xiangbu."

(Is this guy Xiaoming losing weight? Humph, it must be because something is too heavy. He deserves it.)

Teruhashi Shinmi, who was standing by, looked at the people whose fortunes were being told and felt very envious and unhappy.

"A Le, why did you eat my snacks? I wanted more." Xingzi grabbed An Le's arm and shook it, accusing him of bad behavior.

"I saw you didn't even eat it and just put it aside, so I thought you didn't like it." Anle spread his hands to show that he was innocent.

"Of course you should save your favorite things for last. I saved those for last. Please give the snack back to me."

[Aren't you ashamed of eating a junior high school girl's snacks? ]

(I just wanted to tease Xingzi. You see, Xingzi is not much more lively now than before.)

[I hope you won't let her become a yandere. ]

(Isn’t being a yandere not a yandere? When Xingzi holds my head and lies on a boat in the lake someday, maybe my popularity will skyrocket.)

Qi Mu looked at Anle with disdain, as if he had seen something dirty.

"Okay, okay, Xingzi, I'm just kidding. All my snacks are for you. Please let me go." Anle raised his hands and begged for mercy from Xingzi, pushing all his snacks in front of Xingzi.

"You do this again. I'm not going to pay attention to you." Xingzi moved to the side with a snack, away from Anle, as if she wanted to draw a clear line between herself and Anle.

The excitement belongs to everyone else, but not to Hitomi Mishima.

Unlike the younger generation like Anle who sat together and chatted, Hitomi Mishima sat with Saiki's elders. After all, her current status can indeed be considered an elder.

Hitomi Mishima sat between Kurumi Saiki and Kumi Saiki, that is, sandwiched between Saiki's mother and grandmother, and ate her meal in a stiff manner.

"Is the food not to your taste, Hitomi?" Saiki Kurumi asked with concern: "I'll make you a new one right away. You are my sister, you can't starve at home." Saiki Kurumi wanted to get up and go to the kitchen to make some dishes that Hitomi Mishima liked.

"No need, Aunt Kurumi, I just have a small appetite, not that I don't like the food you cook." Hitomi Mishima hurriedly pulled Kurumi Saiki beside her.

"What did you call me just now, Xiaotong?" Saiki Kurumi's face began to transform into that of a demon, and her aura also changed from gentle to violent.

"I said no need, Sister Kurumi, the dishes you cook are all delicious." Hitomi Mishima was sweating profusely and felt the oppression of the momentum, so she could only change her words and call Saiki Kurumi "sister".

"Wow, my sister is so sensible and speaks so sweetly." Saiki Kurumi hugged Mishima Hitomi's head in her arms with tears in her eyes.

"Yes, it's great that I have such a mature and sensible daughter."

(What’s going on with this family? Forget about Qi Mu’s father. If I hadn’t known in advance that his last name was Qi Mu, I would have thought he married into the Qi Mu family.)

[Yeah, he really doesn't have much status at home. ]

(The same goes for Qi Mu's grandfather. Although he has the aura of a head of the family, no one asks him for his opinion on this matter. He just drinks tea by himself. Doesn't this mean he doesn't care about this matter at all?)

[The arrogant grandfather is actually very happy because he has a new daughter. If you talk to him now, he might faint from being too excited. ]

(And Saiki-nii, who always had no expression like Hina, I thought he would be cold and tough, but he actually listened to Kurumi-nii and called me auntie, and he really did it. Aren’t boys of this age very rebellious?)