I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[Actually, I didn’t shout. What you saw was just an illusion.]

(Why are all the men in this family so unreliable?)

[They put me together with my good-for-nothing dad and my arrogant grandpa. ]

"What are you doing, Qi Mu? Are you complaining secretly again?" An Le looked at Qi Mu who had not moved for a long time and pushed his body.

[I have never been sneaky. Don't blame me if you can't hear me.]

"Tsk, is that so? You pervert are complaining about other people's thoughts again. Let me guess who you are complaining about." Anle touched his chin and looked around, his gaze finally resting on Mishima Hitomi's bitter face.

"You are complaining about Xiaotong, just be content. With Xiaotong's ability, it won't be long before your brother will have to work for her. With her as your aunt, you should just be happy." Anle patted Qi Mu's shoulder. Although his words sounded like he was comforting Qi Mu, you could tell from the corners of his mouth that he was actually trying to hold back his laughter.

(Anzi and Hitomi are classmates and good sisters, and I am Anzi's brother, so I can probably be considered Hitomi's brother. Hitomi is now Saiki's aunt, so if we round it off, I am now Saiki's uncle.)

[What kind of hairstyle should I get in the first month of next year? ]

[Forget it, it’s too much trouble, I’d better fast forward to “Nostalgia”. ]

Chapter 48 A rewarding journey must come to an end

"It's time for us to go back." Saiki Kurumi opened the door and woke up Saiki, Anle and Rentang who were sleeping on the tatami.

[Ah, ah, are we finally going back? ]

"Okay, Sister Kurumi, we'll get up and get ready right away." Anle responded, raised his foot and kicked Rantang who was still sleeping, waking him up.

"Newcomer, do you want to fight?" Ran Tang waved his fist at An Le with sleepy eyes.

"Wake up, Rantang. You've been out playing long enough. It's time for us to get ready to go home." Anle ignored Rantang and turned around to help Qimu make the bed.

"Ha~~~ Going home? Isn't that it?" Ran Tang rubbed his eyes and yawned.

[Grandpa just asked you to take charge of this place, but it doesn't really become your home. How long do you want to live here? ]

Now the first ray of morning sunshine had just risen, and everyone was woken up and began to pack their luggage.

"It feels like time has passed so quickly. It feels like you've only been here for a short time, and yet you're going to go back? This house is going to be a lot quieter again." Kumi Saiki sighed with a smile as she prepared breakfast, shaking her head.

"Hmph, I can finally read my newspaper in peace." Saiki Kumagoro sat at the tea table and read today's newspaper. (Wow, Sabishiyo [so lonely], why are you leaving now, can't you stay a few more days?)

[Because the holiday is coming to an end, I have to go back to school. Although I can turn back time to before the holiday, and even loop it 15531 times, I have had enough of the bugs that may appear at any time in the countryside, so I'd better let time move forward. ]

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"Oh, this trip is really fruitful." Anle put a lot of strange things into the trunk of the car. These included but were not limited to a wooden stick, strangely shaped stones, mandrake grass dug from somewhere, the corpse of a soil dragon, the skin of a killer dragon snake, and so on.

【Isn't this just a pile of garbage? 】

"This is not garbage, these are the gifts I prepared. How can I not bring some gifts back to my dear friends when I go out for a trip?" Anle patted the big bag of garbage in front of him and gave Qi Mu a thumbs up.

【I don't think any of them will want your gift. 】

"Wow, can't you stay a few more days? I will miss you, little Hitomi. Remember to come and see us when you have time. If you don't have time, let Kusuo use... to bring you here." Saiki's grandmother, Saiki Kumi, was reluctant to hold Hitomi Mishima's hand, reluctant to let her leave, and even almost asked Saiki to use teleportation to bring Hitomi Mishima to see her.

"Okay, I understand. I will definitely come back to see your Kumi...Mom if I have the chance." Hitomi Mishima hesitated for a moment and still called her mother. Although she was forced to become Kumi Saiki's goddaughter, the Saiki family did take good care of her. She could feel that they really treated her as a family member.

"And your life too. You have to work hard. I really hope that you can become my granddaughter-in-law. Kusuo is a rather introverted child. If you can't do it, just make it a done deal. I will definitely support you then." Saiki Kumi pulled Xiangbu aside and whispered.

"I will try my best." Xiang Bu Ming blushed and nodded embarrassedly.

[At your age, what are you talking about? ]

"Are you finally leaving? Don't come here again. It's only been a few days and you've already drunk all my tea. Don't you know how to be polite?" Saiki Kumagoro scolded Rantang, looking like he wanted to kick him and tell him to get out of here. What he was actually thinking was (You should come and spend more time with me, an old man, with my good grandson in the future.)

"It was you who told me to treat this place as my own home." Ran Tang shouted at Saiki Kumagoro in dissatisfaction.

"It's okay, Dad. I'll bring some tea next time." Saiki Kuniharu wanted to take this opportunity to show himself in order to improve his relationship with Saiki Kumagorō.

"Get out of here." Saiki Kumagoro kicked Saiki Kuniharu away. Well, Saiki Kumagoro was not arrogant only to Saiki Kuniharu who had snatched away his lovely daughter.

"Sorry, I'll get out of here right now, Dad." Qi Mu Guochun was used to it and rolled away quickly.

[Hmm, it rolls really smoothly. This is probably your best skill besides licking shoes.]

"Grandpa Saiki, thank you for your hospitality these days. I will send you greeting cards from time to time." Teruhashi Shinmi bowed politely to Saiki Kumagoro.

(Although you don’t know why Qi Mu’s grandmother likes that hot girl more, but after my observations over the past few days, Qi Mu’s grandfather is obviously closer to me. As long as I build a good relationship with him in the future, I won’t have to worry about not getting Qi Mu.)

"Really? That's great. Not only should I send you a greeting card, but you should also come visit me often when you have the chance." Saiki Kumagoro's expression changed in an instant, and he said goodbye to Teruhashi with a smile. (It would be best if she could become Kusuo's bride directly.)

【Absolutely impossible.】

"Ale, when are we going to go out and play next time? I feel like we haven't had enough fun." Xingzi asked Anle while pulling her hand. It was obvious that she was already looking forward to the next trip.

"Oh, that depends on when that guy runs out of work. After all, biting a lighter will get you banned."

"Everyone is here, let's go. We should be able to get home before dark." Anle asked everyone to get in the car.

【This time, Yan Tang will be with me. 】

Saiki dragged Rendou into Saiki Kuniharu's car.

(As expected of the master of keeping balance, Saiki, he came with Teruhashi and Sobo, but he is going to be with Nendo when he leaves?)

"Oh, then let's go back in Ale's car." Sobo Mikoto pulled her best friend Teruhashi Kokomi into Anle's car. Although Teruhashi Kokomi hesitated for a moment, she was finally pulled into the car by Sobo Mikoto. As an elder (laughs), Mishima Hitomi sat in the passenger seat, while Kyoko sat in the back seat with Teruhashi Kokomi and Sobo Mikoto.

There are thousands of roads, safety first.

Irregular driving, tears of loved ones.

"Fasten your seat belts, we're going home."

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"We're finally here. I really don't know what's so good about self-driving tours. Driving is really tiring, okay?" Anle complained as he rubbed his waist which was sore from driving for a long time.

"!? Where's Hina?" Anle looked at Saiki and Rendou who got off Saiki Kuniharu's car, but he didn't see Nitta Hina.

【Isn't she in your car? 】

(Hasn’t Xiao Hina always been clinging to Ran Tang? I thought she was with Ran Tang at your place.)

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, are you stupid? You actually expect Ran Tang to take care of the child. ]

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"Ha~~~ I slept well. I'm hungry now. Let's eat when."

Chapter 49: A Knight Is No Less Than a Dog

"Hey, yi nu (dog), let's go for a walk! Iku Kanade!!!" Hanabata Yoshiko, an innocent girl with twin ponytails, rides a giant white dog that her family has never given a name, running rampant and rushing forward on the road at a fast pace.

From time to time, Hanabata Yoshiko would let out meaningless sounds like “Aha!”

"Ah! It's the girl who picked up my left hand." Walking on the street, Touno Mingno, who had just bought vegetables and wanted to go home to cook, noticed the cheerful girl with twin ponytails who was coming towards her and left her a hand in every sense.

"Hello, Aito, can I bother you for a moment?" Shinonome Nano stretched out her right hand, trying to stop Hanabata Kako who was racing wildly, but she obviously underestimated how abnormal Hanabata Kako's weird brain circuits were.

"Girl in front, do you want to high-five with me, a cool dog rider? Let me, Hanabata Kako, satisfy your budding girlish heart." Hanabata Kako stretched out her right hand, and when she passed by Dongyun Nano, she slapped the hand that Dongyun Nano stretched out to stop her. It would have been fine if she hadn't slapped Dongyun Nano's right hand. As expected, Dongyun Nano's right hand was held in Hanabata Kako's hand. Under Dongyun Nano's dull gaze, Hanabata Kako walked away with her right hand.

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"Me? Me, my right hand!!!" After being stunned for a long time, Tounome Mingno finally reacted and cried out in panic. Unfortunately, Hanabata Kako and her mount dog had already disappeared in the distance of the road and were nowhere to be seen.

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"Dog, charge! Aha!" Hanabata Yoshiko was so focused on being a dog rider that she didn't notice the strange thing in her hand at all. She continued to ride the dog, shouting and charging.

She didn't notice it, but the average, ordinary, tough policeman who was passing by did notice the situation.

"The girl riding a dog in front of you, stop right there. What are you holding in your hand? Stop right there and let me check." The police inspector Kuniharu Ogino (from: Q Brother Detective Inaba), who has black hair, a black suit, and a tie, looks like a serious worker, shuddered when he saw the "severed hand" in the hand of the twin-tailed girl riding a dog passing by. (Guess who is his voice actor?)

He immediately shouted loudly to ask Hanabata Kako to stop and be examined, but unfortunately Hanabata Kako was so excited and immersed in joy that she could not hear other people's voices.

"You are still so energetic today, dog. Let's run a longer distance today." Hanabata Yoshiko gave orders excitedly while riding on the back of the giant white dog.

The dog also began to speed up.

"You guy, I told you to stop." Seeing that Hanabata Yoshiko had no intention of stopping, Ogino Kuniharu could only move his legs and chase after her. Although his body was different from that of an ordinary person, it was unlikely for him to catch up with the dog. He could only barely follow behind Hanabata Yoshiko to avoid being left behind.

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"Today is a rare opportunity to go for a ride on a motorcycle, so let me enjoy it to the fullest." Higashi Suaren rode his beloved motorcycle and galloped on the mountain road.

"Unfortunately, I'm no longer a biker. I can't compete with others on a bike alone, and I always feel like something is missing." Higashi Suarian sighed regretfully. It felt like even speeding couldn't motivate him anymore.

Dodododo——

"Ah!" A figure made a strange sound and passed by Xu Yalian of Higashiya.

"What the hell are these two? How can they keep up with my speed?" Higashi Suyaren screamed in disbelief as he looked at the man and the dog who were about to overtake him.

“……!?” (≧□≦)╯Hanabata Yoshiko looked at Kugotani Suaren who was “driving” side by side with her, and waved provocatively.

(╬▔盘▔)

"How dare a dog challenge a former biker gang member like me on the road? You're really brave!" Veins bulged on Hirotani Sualen's forehead. At this moment, he seemed to be possessed by Hui Lu. The passion of the biker gang that had already cooled down began to boil again.

"Don't underestimate me, you guy." Hirotani Su stepped on the accelerator hard, trying to overtake the man and the dog in front of him.

"The guy in front, stop right there!" A panting voice approached Higashi Sualen from behind.

It was Kuniharu Ogino, who was riding a bicycle that he had requisitioned from someone. His feet left an afterimage as he approached Hirotani Suarez.

"What, bastard, are you talking about me?" Higashi Suaren thought that the uncle was asking her to stop.

"Get out of the way, you biker brat. I'm in charge of criminal cases. Traffic violations are not my responsibility. Don't get in the way of me catching the girl in front." Ogino Kuniharu stared at the bicycle and passed by Kugotani Su just as quickly.

With Kuroyasu's personality, how could he possibly listen to him?

(╬▔盘▔)

"You guys, one riding a dog and the other riding a bicycle, are you looking down on me?" Higashi Su shouted angrily. He began to step on the gas continuously to speed up the motorcycle, trying to overtake the two people and the dog in front of him.

It’s a pity that his ordinary human-made motorcycle can’t catch up with the two well-trained non-human bodies in front of him.

"Damn it, can't they keep up the straight-line speed? Humph, but it doesn't matter. The triple death curve is not far ahead, and they will definitely slow down. Being fast on a straight line is nothing, only being fast on a curve is real speed. Today I will show you how powerful I, the god of driving, am." Higashi Su encouraged himself.

[Water ballet Indian hunk]

【Indian rice is served】

……

【Catching shrimp】

[Aiwo blew up the taxi of the special forces battalion, Bah Biff]

……

The dynamic BGM sounded beside Hirotani Suarez.

"Dongyo~~" Hanabata Yoshiko did not slow down at all before entering the curve, and rushed out of the three consecutive death curves at high speed in a posture almost parallel to the ground.

Kuniharu Ogino, who was following behind him, also did not slow down. Instead, he jumped off his bicycle before entering the turn. Relying on his speed, he grabbed the bicycle and jumped over the triple death bends. Relying on his inhuman body, he easily landed at the exit of the bend while holding the bicycle. He then rode the bicycle again to chase after Kako, which not only avoided damage to the bicycle, but also greatly shortened the distance between him and the man and the dog in front.

"These guys, are they trying to kill themselves? Is this really something that ordinary people can do?" Higashi Suyaren looked at the scene in disbelief.

"I actually lost to a dog and a bicycle?"

"Are you kidding!!!"

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"You're pretty awesome, uncle. You can actually keep up with me and the dog." Hanabata Yoshiko sighed with her hands covering her mouth as she looked at Ogino Kuniharu who was following behind her.

"Hu~~~Hu~~~Hu~~You finally stopped." Ogino Kuniharu was panting heavily, obviously very tired.

There are also differences between the funny characters.

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