I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Who are you, uncle? Why are you following me?" A question mark appeared next to Hanabata Yoshiko, full of confusion.

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"Ah! Are you attracted to the pure body of a beautiful high school girl like me? Da-mee, Da-mee~ Even though you have followed me for so long, my body belongs to my beloved Xiao Ming. Even if you can get my body, you will never get my heart." Hanabata Yoshiko said with tears in her eyes and her hands covering her chest, pretending to be nervous.

"Woo~Woof!" The dog on the side barked at Ogino Kuniharu, obviously warning him not to have any bad thoughts about his master.

"Huh~~~ I don't know why, but I always want to say, who would be horny for a monkey's body? Bastard!"

Kuniji Ogino finally caught his breath, took out his license and began to introduce himself.

Gogogogo—

"My name is Kuniharu Ogino, I'm 33 years old, I live in Arakawa, Tokyo, and I'm married. I work at the Metropolitan Police Department. I don't know when I can get home every night, and I don't know what time I go to bed at night. I have to play with my beloved daughter before going to bed... The health check-up results also show that I am normal."

"What are you talking about, uncle?" Hanabata Yoshiko suddenly heard the uncle in front of her say something meaningless and she was a little confused.

"KILLER QUEEN! Um, sorry, I went to the wrong set."

"Anyway, little girl, let me see what you have in your hand." Ogino Kuniharu stretched out his hand.

"thing?"

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"When?" Hanabata Yoshiko screamed in surprise as she looked at the severed hand in her hand.

"No, I put you here." Hanabata Yoshiko was puzzled and pulled out her other hand from the unknown space under her skirt. Well, left hand and right hand, just a pair.

"Ah! When did another one appear?" I don't know where she put this thing before.

"!?" Ogino Kuniharu was shocked and immediately snatched both hands from Hanabata Yoshiko.

"Oh~boki...no, aren't these two prosthetic hands? Why are you running away when they are just prosthetic hands?" Ogino Kuniharu returned his hands to Hanabata Yoshiko in confusion.

"Huh? So you wanted me to stop? I thought you were cheering me on?"

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"Nano, the doctor is hungry, you should cook for him." The doctor was lying on the ground, struggling in dissatisfaction.

"But Doctor, my right hand was taken away, so I can't cook. You have to make me another hand." Dongyun Mingno raised her empty right arm with an innocent look and looked at the doctor.

"No matter what, the doctor is hungry. He can only go to work when he is full."

"But I can't cook now!"

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"What's wrong with you, Yalian? Why do you seem a little excited today?" Anle looked at Yalian with confusion, as she clenched her hands as if twisting something.

"That day, I realized that there are always people better than you. My current level is still far from that." said Alian Higashitani with a passionate look on her face.

"You didn't hit Hui Lu's blood?"

Chapter 50 Don't dig up strange things when you go to the sea

So, why am I here?

Qi Mu looked at the sea in front of him and fell into deep thought.

"What are you thinking about, Qi Mu? Hurry up and change your clothes and get your tools. The tide waits for no one. What you can eat today depends entirely on now." An Lechuan was wearing sportswear, rain boots, and holding a red bucket and shovel in his hands. It was obvious that he was out to catch seafood.

Anle and his group were now standing on an open tidal mudflat. The mud was fully soaked by seawater, presenting a sticky and wet texture. When they stepped on it, a heavy feeling spread throughout their bodies, and they had to walk carefully to ensure that the mud would not stain their clothes.

"That's Qi Mu, you should hurry up too. We must get enough harvest before Dark Reunion comes back." Hai Teng, wearing the same outfit as An Le, said while waving the shovel in his hand.

[So Dark Reunion is a rising tide? 】

"Aibo, clams are also delicious with ramen." Randou picked up a piece of kelp, or maybe konbu, scattered on the mudflat and said to Saiki.

[You don't think this is a clam. 】

"Li, that in your hand is kelp, and this is a clam. Look carefully, or you might pick up the wrong one." He Gu Xu Ya Lian handed the clam that she had just dug out from the mudflat to Ran Tang.

"Yalian, what's in Ran Tang's hand is clearly kelp, how could you have made a mistake?" Hai Teng covered his mouth and laughed.

"Ah~~ This is obviously kelp."

"Impossible, this is kelp."

Kugoyasu and Kaito actually started arguing over such a small matter.

"Okay, okay, don't worry about whether it's kelp or kombu, it's edible anyway, pack it up and take it back first. Now's better to dig more clams and the like before the tide rises." Anle pulled apart Hirotanisu and Kaito.

"Then let's compete to see who gets more in the end." Kaito invited people to compete again. Although if he didn't cheat, he had hardly ever won the competitions he initiated.

[This is probably because he is both a nerd and a playful person. ]

"Ah~~~ I'm a little dwarf who will never lose." Ran Tang waved the shovel in his hand and was the first to accept the invitation to the competition.

"Come on, Shun, I won't give in to you this time." Higashi Su was also very interested.

"Okay, let's get started quickly. If we don't, the big goods will be snatched away by others." Anle waved his hand, turned around and walked towards a place with few people.

"A Le, you actually ran away. I saw that piece of land first." Hai Teng followed closely behind.

"First come, first served. You better be careful and don't fall into the mud."

"Qi Mu, Li and I are over there too. Come over now that you're done changing." Higashi Su called out.

[Hey, you called me just to go fishing? ]

(What’s wrong with going to the beach? Isn’t this activity fun?)

Anle responded in his heart, but his hands did not stop moving. He squatted on the ground, using tools to dig in the mud and pick up various clams, while also looking for any cat's eye snails hidden nearby.

[Even if there is one, you won’t be able to find it. ]

[Hey, I've already said that this kind of activity is totally meaningless to me. 】

While no one was paying attention, Qi Mu waved his hand casually, and a large number of clams flew out from the mudflat, filling half a bucket almost instantly.

What is the meaning of this activity?

Qi Mu carried a half-bucket of clams and walked towards Anle. By the way, although Qi Mu looked like he was walking on the mudflats, he was actually flying above because he was afraid of getting dirty. It was only because of his movements that it looked like he was walking on the ground.

"We're out here fishing, but you're still afraid of getting dirty?" Anle teased Qi Mu.

I don’t want to be like them.

"Rantang, you guy, can't you walk more lightly?" Hai Teng yelled at Ran Tang in dissatisfaction. Half of Hai Teng's body was already covered with mud because of Ran Tang's passing by.

"You should be more gentle, little guy. All the mud you dug is poured on me." Ran Tang's back was indeed covered with mud and water splashed by Hai Teng.

[You two are really the same. ]

"You're in this condition now, can't you catch some lobsters or tuna or something?" Anle looked at Qi Mu's half-full bucket of clams and complained with a curled lip.

[Do you think there is such a thing in this place? You might as well go to the market over there and buy it.]

"Hey~ Come here, I think I dug up something big, come and help me." From a distance, Higashi Su waved to Anle and others to come over and help.

"What is this thing? It looks quite big." Hai Teng looked at the partially exposed object in confusion, unable to make out what it looked like.

"Get out of the way, little guy. Just dig it out and you'll know." Ran Tang squatted down and started digging.

"It must be a shellfish if it feels hard to the touch. If we dig out something this big, we might be able to break the world record." Higashi Su said as he did not stop working.

When he heard that it might break the world record, even Kaito became excited and immediately squatted down to help.

(Qi Mu, this thing looks long and round, is it a torpedo?)

[That's not the case, but I advise you not to dig anymore. The person inside may not want to be disturbed.]

The three people who were already obsessed with breaking the record for the world's largest shellfish would not listen to Qi Mu's dissuasion and soon dug out the thing.

"Huh? Isn't this super big? There must be a lot of meat." Ran Tang couldn't tell what this thing was.

"Isn't this just an iron bucket filled with cement? I thought it was something good." Hai Teng said disappointedly when he saw that it was just a broken iron bucket.

"Hey, hey, this can't be that kind of thing." Higashi Su moved away from the iron barrel with a look of surprise. "We'd better stay away from this thing." Higashi Su pulled Kaito and Nendo away.

[Yeah, it seems you have realized it too. ]

"Forget it, we've picked up a lot. Let's go back and make steamed clams and grilled clams for you." Anle pulled everyone to the shore.

[Just pretend you didn’t see it, but there are quite a lot of these things on this tidal mudflat. ]

After everyone turned around, Qi Mu raised his hand and pressed the iron bucket back into the mud.

(Hey~~~Don't say such terrible things.)

"Hey aibo, I just dug up something like this. I didn't expect there would be such a thing in the mudflat." Ran Tang put something next to Qi Mu's ear.

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bang~

Qi Mu fainted on the mudflat.

"Eh~ In the end, didn't it become as dirty as us?" Anle picked up the sandworm that fell next to Qi Mu.

"As expected, Saiki, you get scared if you look like an insect."

"Negroids are clearly considered mollusks."

Chapter 51: Don’t answer psychological tests casually in the second dimension

“Hey, Xinmei, if one day you picked up a box of puppies on the street, how many puppies do you think would be inside?” (>▽<) As soon as the get out of class was over, Yumehara Chiyu grabbed Teruhashi Xinmei and asked her a strange question with a curious look on her face.

"Zhiyu, why are you asking me this question all of a sudden?" (???*)? Teruhashi Shinmi asked in confusion.

"This is a psychological test. I found this through connections. It's said to be very accurate." Yumehara Chiyu showed the book in her hand, which was only half the size of a textbook, to Teruhashi Shinmi. There was a big pink heart on the cover of the book. Obviously, this was not a simple psychological test book.

【Didn’t you just buy it at a street stall? 】

"Oh~~Really? Very interesting, let's test it."ヾ(≧O≦)〃Teruhashi Kokomi became interested.

"Then how many do you think there will be?" Yumehara Chiyu repeated the question, waiting for Teruhashi Kokomi's answer with anticipation.

"I think there's probably only one." Teruhashi Shinmi tapped her lips with her finger, looked up at the ceiling, thought for a moment, and gave an answer.

"Wow, it turns out that you, Shinmi, are a loyal person." Yumehara Chiyu covered her mouth with a book and looked at Teruhashi Shinmi with a playful expression.

"This question asks how many people Xiao Xinmei will date in the future." Mengyuan Zhiyu only said dating, but from her expression, it can be seen that the problem is definitely not as simple as dating, it is definitely deeper than dating.

[Where on earth did you find this 18+ book? ]

Of course, the perceptive Teruhashi Kokomi noticed this and her face immediately turned red.

"Why are you like this, Zhiyu, asking me this, this kind of question." Teruhashi Shinmi was so nervous that she stuttered a little, but she still secretly glanced at Qi Mu's position.

"Oh, I won't tell anyone else." Yumehara Chiyu put her fingers in front of her lips and made a hollow gesture to Teruhashi Shinmi.

"Oh? What are you playing? Can you take me with you?" Anle appeared from nowhere and approached the two of them with a smile on his face.

"This is a little game for us girls. Are you interested in it, Ale?" Mengyuan Zhiyu shook the book in her hand.

"Psychological tests, of course I'm interested. Besides, psychological tests would be boring if fewer people played them." Anle was eager to stir up trouble.

"I'll ask Qi Mu to come along." An Le reached out and pulled Qi Mu, who was sitting next to him, over.

(Well done, you tool man. You finally did a good thing today. As a reward, I will take the initiative to greet you tomorrow.)

Although Teruhashi Shinmi was very excited in her heart, she was much calmer in her words.

"Saimu-san, do you want to play too? Then let's play together."

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, you know that book is useless to me. No matter what you ask, I will know the result in advance. ]

"Let's not use that book. Meng Yuan has probably read it in advance. We can just look for it online since we don't even know the result." An Le suggested while holding back a laugh.

[Is this the final solution? ]