I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Okay, then Zhiyu can come with us." Teruhashi Xinmei agreed happily. (It's really good not to use that book. The questions in that book are really... If I ask any bad questions again, I will be too embarrassed to face people.)

Of course, Mengyuan Zhiyu had no objection, and even if Qi Mu had objections, no one would listen to him.

"Let me see, this is the best." Anle flipped through his phone and quickly found a suitable question.

"Q: If a basketball hits you, which hand will you use to catch it?" Anle asked casually. In order to prevent Qi Mu from reading his mind, he did not look at the answer to this question.

"For me, it's probably my right hand, after all, my right hand is my dominant hand." Meng Yuan Zhiyu was the first to answer.

"As for me, I would probably use both hands. After all, I don't have much strength." Teruhashi Shinmi thought for a moment before answering.

"Right hand, I'm not used to using my left hand." Anle answered casually.

[Right hand.] Saiki could have chosen not to use his hands, after all, he had super powers, but in order not to be exposed, he chose the answer of most people.

"Let me see, this question asks which hand is the dominant hand of the person who likes you." Anle announced the answer.

Is this a psychological test?

(I have indeed seen Saiki write with both hands. This is too accurate. And my right hand is definitely my dominant hand. Could it be that Saiki...)

Teruhashi Shinmi's face turned redder the more she thought about it.

[Ran Tang's dominant hand is also the right hand. Do I like Ran Tang? It's better to say that most people in the world have the right hand as their dominant hand, okay? ]

"Next, next, pick some interesting questions to ask." Meng Yuan Zhiyu urged.

"Let me see... this is it. Ask: If you have a cat, how many times a day would you feed it?" Anle found a new question.

"As for me, I should feed it three times. After all, I do have a cat and I feed it three times a day." This time, Teruhashi Kokomi did not hesitate and answered quickly.

"Of course I have to feed it cat food, and also cat strips and milk. I have to feed it more than ten times a day." Meng Yuan Zhiyu thought about himself and realized that he had to eat a lot of snacks every day. Then he compared himself to the cat and said uncertainly.

[I can probably imagine what your cat will eventually become.]

"It will only take once. Just put enough food and water and let it eat by itself." Anle answered casually.

【Not once. 】

The robot cat in Saiki's house doesn't need to be fed.

"Then let me see what the question is this time?" Anle clicked on his phone several times. When he saw the answer, he was so shocked that he almost threw the phone away.

This question asks how many times a day you want to have sex with your partner.

Qi Mu also sensed his thoughts at the same time.

[Oh my, are psychological tests like this now? Or is this just someone's malicious intent?]

Qi Mu was sure that this was not directed or acted by An Le himself, so the most likely reason for this situation was because of some guy's trick.

"Hey? What's wrong with you, classmate Anle? Why aren't you talking? What's the answer?" Meng Yuan Zhiyu asked curiously when he saw Anle not talking.

"It's nothing, it's nothing, I just like cats." Anle said perfunctorily. Although he liked to stir up trouble, this level could not be considered stirring up trouble, it was sexual harassment.

"Ah? Is that all? It turns out I like cats so much. Should I consider getting one?" Meng Yuan Zhiyu did not doubt him.

(No, there must be something wrong. It’s not that simple to read the facial expressions.)

[Hey, can you not be so sensitive this time? ]

. . . . . .

After school, Teruhashi Kokomi sat in front of the computer and checked the questions that Anle asked today.

bang~~~

After seeing the problem, a large amount of steam burst out from behind Teruhashi Kokomi's head with a bang.

"I actually..."

"No, that guy Saiki didn't even think about it once. Is my charm that bad?"

[You'd better forget this memory. ]

Chapter 52: What is it like to have a junior high school student sister-in-law become your boss?

The end of society.

A company at the bottom of the Japanese publishing industry, even its name is a deliberate copy of the industry giant Shueisha, and the entire Weekly Shonen Conyac published by it only has a few works by Shirakami-sensei available for reading. It can be said that it is a bottom-of-the-bottom company that will not have any problems even if it goes bankrupt in the next second. The reason why this company can still exist now is because Saiki Kusuo's brother Saiki Sousuke keeps investing in this company, just to give his useless father a job.

Does it sound like a heartwarming story of a filial child who cares for his old father? In fact, it is not. This is completely the bad taste of Saiki Sorasuke. I will not go into the details. For details, please see the 14th minute of the 15th episode of the second season of Saiki Disaster.

"Can this be said?"

In any case, today the End Society welcomed a new editor-in-chief.

"Oh, Xiaotong, I'll be counting on you from now on. The employees recently are not very reliable, and we have to rely on talented people like you." The president of the End Society led Mishima Hitomi to her office. Although it was only her first day at work, she was assigned to the most important position in a publishing house.

"You will be the editor-in-chief of Weekly Shonen Conyac from now on. I'm counting on you, Hitomi."

"But I have never worked as an editor before. I may not be qualified for this position." Hitomi Mishima wanted to refuse. After all, she originally thought that she would just be an ordinary comic editor, but now she has become the editor-in-chief of a magazine. Although she is only the editor-in-chief of a third-rate publishing house, it is not a job that everyone can do.

"Don't be so modest, Xiaotong. My friends have all told me that there is no job that you are not capable of doing. Just go for it boldly. I'll leave it to you." Before the president finished his words, he opened the door and left the editor-in-chief's office without giving Hitomi Mishima any chance to refuse.

“Why is this happening~~~” Hitomi Mishima sat down helplessly but skillfully on the leather boss chair in the office.

Knock knock knock~ Not long after the president left, the sound of knocking on the door reached Hitomi Mishima's ears.

"Please come in." Hitomi Mishima sat up straight and replied.

Outside.

"Hehe, these guys really don't want to make progress. The new editor-in-chief just took office today. This is a great opportunity to show my loyalty. As long as I show the new editor-in-chief my shoe-licking skills, promotion and salary increase will not be a dream." Outside the door was Saiki Kusuo's father, Saiki Kuniharu, a low-level editor of this publishing house.

Hearing the greeting from inside the door, Saiki Kuniharu seemed to be possessed by a shoe-licking master and pushed the door open with a flattering look on his face.

(⊙_⊙)?

Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

Next, Saiki Kuniharu and Mishima Hitomi opened their mouths at the same time with shocked expressions.

(Isn’t this Saiki’s father? Or should I say my brother-in-law??)

(Why does the editor-in-chief look so much like my newly adopted sister-in-law? No, that's impossible. Isn't Xiaotong just in junior high school? How could she be the editor-in-chief here? She must just look alike.)

Saiki Kuniharu looked at Hitomi Mishima, who was wearing black high heels, black stockings, a neat suit, and her hair was combed meticulously, looking like a mature professional woman. He could not equate her with his junior high school student sister-in-law who had appeared out of nowhere.

"Hello, Editor-in-Chief Mishima. I am the editor of Weekly Shonen Conyac who is in charge of Mr. Shirakami. My name is Saiki Kuniharu." In order to avoid a dull atmosphere, Saiki Kuniharu glanced at the name tag on Mishima Hitomi's chest and spoke first.

(Aren’t they even named the same? Is it because of Kusuo? He doesn’t want a junior high school aunt who uses her powers to speed up Hitomi’s time?)

Saiki Kuniharu still couldn't believe it and was guessing various possibilities in his heart.

"Oh~ Hello, Editor Saiki, what can I do for you?" Hitomi Mishima regained her composure. After all, it was not like she had never encountered such a thing before. As long as she was calm enough, others would begin to doubt themselves.

(No, this is definitely not my sister-in-law. This kind of momentum shows that she is a veteran who has been in the business world for many years.)

(Well~ So it’s just the same name and similar looks? No big deal.) Saiki Kuniharu began to hypnotize himself.

"It's like this, Editor-in-Chief Mishima. I came here to ask you if you need a shoe licking service. Everyone in the company knows that I'm an expert in shoe licking and I will definitely not let you down." Saiki Kuniharu stuck out his unusually developed tongue, bent over and looked at Mishima Hitomi with a flattering look on his face.

(What’s wrong with the men in the Saiki family? Aren’t there any of them that are reliable?) In Hitomi Mishima’s eyes, she only saw a creepy middle-aged uncle who was sexually harassing her.

"Go out now and pretend nothing happened." Hitomi Mishima sighed secretly. She just wanted to get Saiki Kuniharu out quickly and leave her alone for a while, so her tone was a little colder.

"Yes, I'll get out right now." Qi Mu Guochun was frightened by her cold tone. He didn't dare to get up and ran out of the office.

(Yes, it’s definitely not my sister-in-law. Xiaotong’s personality is obviously a bit submissive.)

. . . . . .

"What should I do? I have never done the job of editor-in-chief. Forget it, I'd better take a look at the situation in the company first." Hitomi Mishima turned on the computer and checked the internal information of the End Society.

"Eh~ The biggest investor in the company is called Saiki Sosuke. Isn't he Kurumi's other son?" Hitomi Mishima was a little surprised when she looked at the company's information.

"No wonder a useless person like my brother-in-law could be assigned to be the editor of Mr. Shirakami, the most important comic author in the publishing house." Hitomi Mishima touched her smooth little chin thoughtfully.

"Editor Saiki, please come here." Hitomi Mishima called Saiki Kuniharu into the office.

"You won't be in charge of Mr. Shirakami's work anymore."

The shocking news reached Saiki Kuniharu's ears, and he immediately knelt down to Mishima Hitomi.

"Editor-in-Chief, I was wrong. Please don't fire me. I have parents and children to take care of. I..."

"Editor Qi Mu is not what you think. I will not fire you."

"Really? Thank you so much, Editor-in-Chief."

Hitomi Mishima calmed down Kuniharu Saiki first before continuing, "Your son is the largest investor in the company. I have no reason or authority to fire you. All you have to do is clock in on time every day. You don't need to do other work, and your salary will be paid as usual."

"Yes! Why didn't I think of that? I am the father of the investor, and you should be the ones licking my shoes." Saiki Kuniharu reversed his previous flattering attitude and now looked like a villain who had succeeded.

"I can stop your funding with just one phone call. Humph, if you know what's best for you, the editor-in-chief, will be responsible for serving me tea and water from now on."

"By the way, the investor also left a message that if his father wants to use his identity to cause trouble, the publishing house can fire him at any time." Hitomi Mishima added as she looked at the information on the computer.

"I am so arrogant, Mr. Editor-in-Chief. From now on, I will be responsible for serving tea and water to everyone in the editorial department."

Chapter 53: Li Butian Yiwu wants to confirm

"Isn't that a beautiful girl from the first grade? What is she doing in our class?"

The passers-by students of Class 3, Grade 2 of PK Academy looked at the beautiful first-year girl who suddenly pushed the door open during lunch break with confusion.

"Ah, it's Xiao Yiwu. What can I do for you?" Teruhashi Shinmi walked up to Riyada Yiwu, held her hands and greeted her.

"Oh, Teruhashi-senpai, actually I'm here to look for Anle-senpai." With her hands grabbed, Ributa Imu unconsciously touched Teruhashi Shinmi's smooth and soft hands. When she came to her senses, she answered Teruhashi Shinmi's question with a blush.

Teruhashi Shinmi didn't pay attention to Rishida Ibu's little movements, and just thought of it as a sign of intimacy between girls.

"Are you here to look for Anle? He's over there. Do you need me to call him for you?" Teruhashi Shinmi was a little confused and didn't know what Ributa Imu was up to.

(Forget it, as long as they are not here to look for Saiki-kun.)

Anle was currently playing fidget spinners with Laitang and Abalen at the next table, and did not notice the movement at the door.

"You guys are too obsessed. You wouldn't go without sleep for days just to play with a fidget spinner." Anle complained helplessly as he looked at the dark circles under the two people's eyes.

"Um, Senior Anle, could you please come out with me for a moment?" Libutan Yiwu rubbed her hands shyly, a blush appearing on her face. It was obvious that she had something she was embarrassed to say in public, and she wanted to tell Anle.

This action attracted the attention of all students in Class 3, Grade 2.

"Could it be that Xiao Yiwu has fallen in love with classmate Anle? I haven't heard her mention it before." Yumehara-transformed Teruhashi Kokomi pulled her love-brain enlightenment teacher Yumehara Chiyu and whispered to her.

[If only it were that simple. ]

"Qi Mu, you are here." Hai Teng came to stand beside Qi Mu and patted Qi Mu's shoulder. "I didn't expect that Ah Le, is it time for you to find a partner?" His words were filled with the satisfaction of an old father who finally got a cabbage from his pigs, and a little envy and jealousy of his good brother finding a partner.

"I didn't expect that the newcomer would be one step ahead of me in being single. No matter how you look at it, I should be the first." Ran Tang didn't know where he got the confidence from. He put his hands in his hair, raised his neck slightly, and struck a pose that he thought was very handsome.

[According to your family's tradition, if you want to find a partner, you should first find a woman who looks like you.]

"Ale, just go ahead and don't worry. We will help you deal with the aftermath." said Higashi Su, pointing at the garbage left over from Anle's lunch that he had not had time to throw away.

"Don't make it sound like I'm going to die, Yalian." Anle shook his head and slapped He Guxu's arm twice to express his dissatisfaction.

. . . . . .

After getting rid of the crowd watching the show, Anle followed Ributa Ibu and came to the rooftop, which is one of the confession scenes in several classic romance dramas.

However, Anle didn't think that Ributa Yiwu came to him to confess her love. Based on his understanding of Ributa, it was most likely that she came to him to confirm his relationship with Saiki and Teruhashi.

"Tell the truth, Senior Anle." Libuda Yiwu changed the image of the gentle and beautiful girl she had just pretended in front of everyone, and put her hands on her hips, looking domineering.

"What is your relationship with Saiki-senpai?"

"This is not the right attitude to use when talking to your seniors, Junior Sister Libuda." Anle certainly wouldn't be intimidated by her.

Seeing Anle's fearless look, Libutian Yiwu was furious.

(Why is this guy so close to Saiki and Teruhashi-senpai? Not long ago, he even went to Saiki-senpai's grandparents' house with the seniors. The most outrageous thing is that he didn't even invite me to such a thing!!!)

[You want to go, but the car can't fit you. 】

(I want to go even if I have to be put in the trunk of a car, okay?)

"Hmph, you transferred to PK Academy after me. According to the time, I should be your senior." Ributa Yiwu clenched her right fist and pointed her thumb at herself.

"Tell me the truth quickly. What is your purpose in approaching Senior Saiki? If you don't, I will scream 'molest' and make you completely socially ruined in this school." Ributa Yiwu not only threatened her verbally, she also unbuttoned the collar of her shirt and pulled up her skirt. It was obvious that she was serious. If Anle couldn't give her a satisfactory answer, she would definitely frame him.

[She is serious.]