I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Seeing her like this, Anle could only raise his hands high to show surrender.

"I don't have any purpose. I just approach Qi Mu because I like to tease him." Anle spoke his true feelings.

[At times like this, please don't omit keywords when you speak. ]

Although Anle was telling the truth, Libuta Yiwu couldn't believe it.

"You're lying. From what I've seen, you only like girls." Ributa Ibu blushed after hearing the bombshell news.

(Is it true that Saiki-senpai likes men? How is that possible? What should Teruhashi-senpai and I do then?)

【What does it have to do with you?】

"You must have approached Saiki-senpai just to get close to Teruhashi-senpai. You, a yellow-haired NTR, are simply unforgivable." Ributa said gritting his teeth.

"Please, I can tolerate anything else you say, but I am a 100% pure love god of war, and you yourself have blonde hair." Anle became emotional because he was called NTR.

"I don't believe it. Just become a social dead and get out of PK Academy." Ributa Yiwu was ready to shout to attract the attention of the whole school.

[Yeah, you still need me to save the day in the end? Remember this, you owe me another favor, okay? ]

"I am a staunch supporter of Qi Zhao."

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"Then we will be allies from now on!" Libutan Yiwu stepped forward and held Anle's hands with both hands.

【Ah? 】

The two people who were originally at loggerheads shook hands and became allies the next second because of Anle's words.

. . . . . .

"Hey, you're back, Ale. Is everything going well? What stage have you reached?" Kugaya Su asked with concern.

"Take it, newcomer. You will definitely need it." Ran Tang took out two unblown balloons from his pocket and handed them to An Le.

"You, what are you doing, Ran Tang? How could it be possible that A Le and he have just started dating get to that point? And if you want to do something like that, you have to buy the regular stuff. How can you use balloons?" Hai Teng's face flushed, he snatched the balloon and threw it back at Ran Tang.

"I'm saying let the newcomers give some balloons as gifts. What are you thinking about, little guy?" Ran Tang stared at Hai Teng until he almost fainted from shame and anger.

"I dumped her." Anle's answer was beyond everyone's expectations.

Anle just wanted to let everyone know that he dumped Libutan.

(Although I expected this, I still feel uncomfortable being threatened. If you do the first grade, don't blame me for the fifteenth grade, Li Butian-san.)

[Yeah, you two are really the same. ]

Chapter 54: The Disaster of Super (Useless) Powers

ding dong~

The doorbell of Anle's house rang.

"Who is it? If there is anything going on over the weekend, can't we wait until the weekdays to discuss it?" Anle rubbed his eyes and yawned, then opened the door of his house with dissatisfaction.

[Are you a corporate slave? Are you a corporate slave? Are you a corporate slave? Are you a corporate slave? Are you a corporate slave? ]

"It's Qi Mu, why are you acting weird?" An Le listened to the telepathy that kept circling in his mind, and looked at the superpower suppression device on Qi Mu's left side, which was like a deflated balloon, hanging limply on Qi Mu's head. He immediately understood what happened. The corners of his mouth turned up, and a mocking expression was about to appear on his face.

"Hey? The corners of my mouth?" Anle's mouth corners were twisted uncontrollably, and soon they completely turned into "Dragon King", and he couldn't let it go.

{Yeah, as you can see, my ability is out of control again.} Qi Mu held up a sign, and everything he wanted to say was written on it.

"Hu Yong (useless) ability, Wo Dong (I understand)." An Le's speech was a little unclear because the corners of his mouth were raised unnaturally.

{Telepathy now echoes, so communication is now limited to reading and writing.}

(Don’t you really want to speak? Holding up a sign, I thought you were COSing some white alien creature.) Anle led Qi Mu into the door. Because it was inconvenient to talk, Anle simply stopped talking.

(So ​​why are you here? You don’t want me to repair the suppressor? I don’t have that ability.) Anle shook his head at Qi Mu and spread his hands to indicate that he was powerless.

{Based on experience, it won't be long before the ability to repair the suppressor appears, so you don't need to repair it.}

(Then what are you doing here?) Anle asked the question with a confused look on his face.

{In order to reduce the damage to my house, it's okay to go out for a walk.}

(Your identity as a superpowered person would be easily exposed on the street, so you came to my house, right?)

{Congratulations, you have learned how to answer quickly.}

(Hey, this is very dangerous. We are close friends, how could you come to my house without any hesitation?) Anle pointed at Qi Mu in disbelief.

(Huh? What’s wrong with my body? Why do I feel like there’s something extra and something missing?) Anle felt his body.

{Ultra-useless ability: Change the gender of all those who claim to be Saiki's best friend.}

(Did I really become a girl? But my body has changed, so why can’t I let go of the corners of my mouth?) The beautiful girl Anle rubbed her face, trying to restore her expression to normal, but it was a futile effort.

{Well, you usually cause me a lot of trouble, so of course I want you to experience this opportunity together.}

Qi Mu looked at Anle expressionlessly, and said mercilessly that he was here to cause trouble for Anle.

{?}

{Again? What ability is it this time?}

{Ultra-useless ability: Text materialization.}

"It seems there is no need to read it." It was not that Qi Mu spoke, but the words along with punctuation marks appeared directly next to Qi Mu.

"How interesting! So you are also a fan of the blue fat man? Do you even want to pay tribute to his abilities?" Words also appeared beside Anle, who had recovered his original form at some point but whose mouth corners were still unable to move.

Qi Mu ignored Anle because his useless ability was activated again.

{Ultra-useless ability: During tutoring, he replaced Kaito's textbooks with his Chuunibyou notes.}

[Oh my god, this is probably going to kill me. ]

(Oh, and telepathy works fine.)

I'm so tired, so alone

. . . . . .

"Hai Teng, read the next paragraph aloud." The tutor called Hai Teng.

"Okay." Hai Teng stood up obediently, picked up the textbook and started to read.

"The Dark Wings are the strongest. I have the superpower to explode reality and shatter spirits. My biggest enemy is the Dark Reunion hiding in the dark..." Kaito realized the seriousness of the problem.

"What are you reading? Let me see it." The tutor snatched the middle school notebook from Kaito's hand.

"What are these? Where's your textbook, Hai Teng? Stand in the back as punishment."

"How could this happen? This must be a conspiracy of Dark Reunion!" Kaito Shun's chuunibyou became worse.

. . . . . .

[Yeah, I'll find a chance to compensate him later. The problem here hasn't been solved yet.]

{Ultra-useless ability: Anle's presence will be reduced to a level that even Saiki cannot sense.}

[Well, it seems no different from usual, so I will ignore it. ]

(Don't always make fun of this kind of thing.)

Anle appeared out of nowhere and expressed great dissatisfaction.

{Ultra-useless ability: All of Saiki Kuniharu's figures turned into sand.}

[Sure enough, even if I hide, that guy's figurine can't escape the fate of destruction? ]

. . . . . .

"Ah! My figures, my collection. That Kusuo kid had clearly gone out, so why did this happen? He must have done it on purpose this time." Saiki Kuniharu knelt on the ground, holding the figure that had completely turned into sand in his hands and muttered in dissatisfaction.

"As punishment, eat all of his coffee jelly today. Who told him to do this to me?" Saiki Kuniharu recovered his spirit and ran to the kitchen without saying a word. He took the luxurious coffee jelly that Saiki Kusuo had prepared for him and ate it all without leaving a single bit.

. . . . . .

[Alas, your figurine will turn into sand forever. ]

{Ultra-useless ability: Teruhashi Kokomi will become the most beautiful and popular girl in the world.}

"This ability is indeed useless. Even without this ability, Teruhashi-san is already recognized by the world as the most beautiful and popular girl." Anle made the comment while rubbing the corners of his mouth. The corners of his mouth were completely numb.

(Qi Mu, when will you be able to stop this ability that makes people keep their mouths curled up? I feel like if you keep going like this, half of my face will lose its graphics card function, just like you.)

[When did I tell you that this is because of my super useless ability. ]

!! ?

(Damn, I knew it! Change me back quickly, and then I’ll treat you to some coffee jelly, okay?) Anle said the words of submission in a tough tone.

[I have already cancelled the ability, and now it is indeed frozen, you should rub it yourself. ]

(You will definitely not get a single piece of sugar in today’s coffee jelly.) Anle rubbed his mouth helplessly. Facts proved that his mouth was very hard now, both mentally and realistically.

{Ultra-useless ability: When the number of words in this chapter reaches 2000, the super power inhibitor will automatically repair itself.}

[Hey, has it finally come to an end? ]

Chapter 55 Let’s make dumplings together!

"It's really strange that Anle would suddenly invite us to his house for dinner. Could it be that he was coerced by Dark Reunion and wanted to poison us?" Kaito Shun was having an unrealistic fantasy.

"The new guy said we want to eat dumplings today. I don't know how good he is at making ramen." Ran Tang thought that the dumplings Anle was talking about were the fried dumplings that are sometimes served as a side dish for ramen in Neon.

[You will be disappointed then. Today we may only have dumplings. ]

"Ale is Chinese, so the dumplings he mentioned should be boiled. He probably won't prepare ramen or something like that." Higashi Sualen, who knew a little more, patted Rendang's shoulder and explained to him.

"Isn't it ramen if it's boiled in water?" Ran Tang said as if it was a matter of course.

【as long as you are happy. 】

"No matter what I eat, this is the first time that Ale invited me to his home. I am so touched." Hui Lu Chuzhi clenched his fists and tears came out of his eyes.

Qi Mu rang the doorbell of Anle's house speechlessly.

Soon someone came to open the door, but the person who opened the door was neither Kyoko nor Anle. The person who opened the door was beyond the expectations of everyone present except Saiki. "Oh, Teruhashi, I didn't expect you to be here too." Kaito and others said in unison.

(Hehe. I personally came out to pick you up, Saiki-kun. You must have already said "Oh!" in your heart.)

【Sorry, no. 】

"Oh, Teruhashi, why are you here? Did that guy Ale also invite you?" Kaito asked embarrassedly.

"Not only me, but also Xiao Zhiyu, Xiao Qianli, Xiao Mingno, Xiao Ming and even Xiao Yiwu are here. However, they are helping classmate Anle, so I am the only one who can open the door." Teruhashi Xinmei led the boys in.

[Mera-san is here too, can we really get something to eat? ]

"Hey, Kaito, you're here." Mengyuan Zhiyu ran out.

"Why did you come just now? Li, come and wash your hands and help." Anle came out and took Rantang Li away. After all, he was the only one among the boys who could cook properly.

"Let me help too, Ale." Hui Lu volunteered.

"Squad leader, you have a more important task to do. If this guy wakes up, you will feed her water and flour. Whether we can eat dumplings today depends on you." Anle pointed at Muliang Qianli who was lying on the ground. Of course, he couldn't let Huilu enter the kitchen to cause trouble, but he also gave him an important task.

"Mera-san, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me." At this moment, Tounome Mingno was holding the bulging belly of Meera Chisato, at a loss as to what to do.

[Ah, hey, should I say it's a good thing it was Murayama-san? If it was anyone else, they would have been dead by now. ]

"Doctor, don't run." Xingzi chased after the doctor who was running in front.

"Yada, Xingzi, you big fool, the doctor won't share the delicious cake with you."

. . . . . .

"A Le, I want to eat dumplings stuffed with fish roe." Hina Nitta made the request while sitting next to An Le who was making dumplings.

"If you want to eat, just do it yourself. People who just bring a mouth to eat have no right to make requests." Anle pushed the dough in front of Xiaochu, motioning for her to do it herself.