I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Let me do it. I already know how to make them." Hitomi Mishima started to take care of Xiao Hina as usual. She took the dough in front of Xiao Hina and started making dumplings. Although it was her first time to do this kind of work, it was not a difficult task for her with her strong learning ability.

[Oh my, aren't there too many people here today?]

(Of course, it’s more lively when there are more people.)

ding dong~

"Everyone should be here, who is coming?" Anle was puzzled. Everyone who was close to him was here.

Anle put down the work at hand and went to open the door.

"Ah Le, you bastard, you didn't even call me for such a big event." The purple-haired pervert Toritake Reita complained while standing outside the door: "And there are so many beautiful girls, you don't want to take them all for yourself, do you?"

"Tsk." Anle smacked his lips and replied, "You're not the only one."

"Oh my, my childhood sweetheart, you are quite perceptive. It really makes me sad that you didn't invite me on a day like this." Tomie Kawakami walked from outside the yard to the gate.

"If it weren't for this servant telling me, I wouldn't have known that the day had come again." Kawakami Tomie smiled and ignored Anle, and walked into the house on her own.

"You've really changed a lot. You wouldn't have invited so many people together before." Tomie seemed to have entered her own home. She skillfully found a pair of slippers for herself and joked with Anle while looking at the people in the room.

"Okay, now that we're here." Anle spread his hands helplessly and closed the door.

"I haven't entered the house yet. I'm going to go in." The voice of Toritsuka Reita sounded outside the house.

"Since you're here, wash your hands and come to the kitchen to help." Anle gave the order.

"I'm a woman who has never done housework, and you actually asked me to help you cook. That's really unkind." Kawakami Tomie winked at Anle, and although she said no, she honestly walked into the kitchen to help.

"Damn, what's the matter with this childhood sweetheart identity? Why do I feel like there's a trap in it? Or did I dig it myself?" Anle looked at Tomie who really walked into the kitchen, a little confused.

[Humph, I won't tell you. You should find a way to solve your own problems yourself.]

"Why is that? I specially made sweet dumplings. Can't you help me out for their sake?"

【What kind of dark cuisine is that. 】

"It's filled with cola and fried egg. I just learned how to make it." Anle showed off to Qimu.

【Let’s see if it tastes good before deciding. 】

. . . . . .

"It's finally finished. This is such a big project." Anle exclaimed as he looked at the plates of dumplings that had just come out of the pot.

"Come here, it's time to eat." Anle brought plates of dumplings to the dining table.

"I am so happy to be able to sit next to Saiki-senpai and eat the dumplings made by Teruhashi-senpai himself." Ributa Ima was so moved that tears came to her eyes.

"In the future, our PK Academy foursome must continue to help each other." Totsuka Reita grabbed Anle, Saiki Kusuo and Xiangbu Ming.

"How did you get in?" Anle asked with disdain.

"Class monitor, you can stop now and let Muliang eat some." Anle stopped Huilu.

(I made these dumplings myself, so I'm sure Saiki-kun will be impressed after eating them.)

[I am still interested in the cola poached egg filling. ]

(I made the food that Kaito-kun ate.)

“Caviar dumplings, fish roe dumplings.”

"Ramen dumplings, ramen dumplings."

"Wow, the doctor ate too much cake and can't eat any more."

"Really, Doc. I told you not to eat so many snacks."

……

(It’s still more lively.)

【Yeah, yeah, yeah. 】

. . . . . .

【Isn’t it New Year’s Eve tomorrow? 】

"The book will be on the shelves tomorrow, Friday, so it's better to send out chapters like this in advance."

As the title says, it will be on the shelves tomorrow, and I don’t know what to write about it.

The performance of this book is not good. I don’t want to make money anymore. I just want to get full attendance so that I can pay for the water and electricity bills for typing.

Although this is my first time writing a book, I can guarantee to update it. After all, I plan to write books full-time. Now I have quit my job and have nothing to do at home. I have plenty of time to write, so I will follow the usual practice and offer a reward for the book.

The rules for adding updates are as follows:

Based on 4000 words per day.

2000 rewards/20 blades/300 average subscriptions + 2000 words.

The same goes for treasure boxes. I will update if readers dare to reward me. (After all, I don’t think any readers will reward treasure boxes. QAQ)

If there are readers who really reward the treasure box (looking forward to it) or if the cumulative number of chapters exceeds 30, the reward will automatically stop. (I'm afraid that I won't be able to finish the chapters and will be overwhelmed by the increase in chapters). After the increase in chapters is completed, I will open a separate chapter and offer a new reward.

I feel that 300 subscriptions is a bit wishful thinking. It’s my first time putting something on the shelves and I have no experience, so I’ll do it this way for now.

The current reward is 1288, which is 22 blades. Tomorrow I will update at least 2000 more words, but the specific amount depends on the readers.

There won't be an update tomorrow and I won't need to add it, right? That shouldn't happen, right? QAQ

I'm a newbie, so I don't expect much from recommendation votes and monthly votes. I feel like I can't get on the recommendation list or monthly vote list even if I work myself to death. I will ask for the author's words in each chapter, and I'll just give them to you, the readers.

That's all I have to say. I'm going to go back to typing.

Chapter 56: Qi Mu Li Zi appears! (First order required)

"I've seen it. It's over there. Let's go over there, Xingzi." Anle held Xingzi's little hand and walked towards a pastry shop. Although Anle could make pastries himself, he wanted to be lazy today, so he decided to take Xingzi out to eat.

"Ale, look, there's an event in the store today." Xingzi said in surprise, pointing at the billboard in front of the store.

"Hmm? Let me see, there's a dessert buffet for women. It looks like Xingzi, you can have all-you-can-eat desserts today." Anle looked at the promotional board and touched Xingzi's head.

"Ah? Only girls can do this? Forget it, I still want to eat with you, Ale." Xingzi shook her head in disappointment.

"It's okay. Now that we're here, let's go in first." Anle pinched Xingzi's little face and led her to push the door and enter the store.

But before that, a photo on the store door caught his attention.

Well, it was a close-up photo with a clear face and four big words written below it: "No Trespassing".

(Meguro-san is really famous! Could this be the pastry shop where all the desserts were eaten in the anime?)

Anle grinned and pushed the door open to enter the pastry shop.

[Yeah, yeah, I knew that misusing abilities would lead to punishment. ]

Sitting alone in the corner, the figure with pink hair and wearing the PK Academy girls' uniform attracted Anle's full attention.

. . . . . .

"Oh, I didn't expect to meet you here, Li Zi." Anle led Xingzi to sit in front of Qi Mu Li Zi and waved at her as a greeting.

(When I saw the women's dessert buffet, I wondered if I would see you in this form, Saiki.)

[Yeah, yeah, can't you just pretend you didn't see me? ]

"Is this your classmate? Ale." Anzi looked at Saiki Anzi, who was wearing the same school uniform as Anle, with some curiosity.

"Yes, she is indeed my classmate, and more than just a classmate." Anle confirmed Xingzi's guess and said something that could easily be misunderstood.

"Could she be your daughter, Ale's girlfriend?" Xingzi made a bold guess with a hint of panic in her tone.

"I would like to ask Li Zi to be my girlfriend, but his brother won't agree, right? Don't you think so, little Li Zi?" An Le supported his chin with his arms on the table, his eyes narrowed into slits, and asked Qi Mu Li Zi with a smirk on his face.

Anle knew that the Saiki Kuriko in front of him was the one Saiki Kusuo transformed into using his power. He said this not because he wanted to fencing with Saiki, but because he wanted to tease Saiki Kuriko, who had completely transformed into a female from the inside out.

[When you are a man, you should face the bridge, and when you are a woman, you should face you? 】

"Could Sister Li Zi be Saiki-san's sister?" Anzi looked at Saiki Li Zi again and exclaimed in surprise.

"You're right, Xingzi. You're so smart. I'll give you some cake as a reward." Anle scooped a piece of cake and fed it into Xingzi's mouth.

[You are really cruel. ]

"I can eat it by myself. I'm not a child anymore." Although Xingzi said this, she still ate the cake with a blushing face.

(The pink-haired girl with glasses and no highlights in her pupils, who only shows a happy expression when eating desserts, is basically the female version of Saiki-kun.)

[Alas, this transformation can’t even be hidden from a child? Don’t use it in the future. ]

Saiki Kuriko made up her mind in her heart that she would never use this transformation form again.

(How can that be possible? For the sake of popularity, this form of yours will definitely appear frequently. Or, you can just let Sousuke and the professor cooperate and make a robot of Saiki Kuriko.)

【When did you also become telepathic? 】

"Oh, let's take a photo. I finally get to see you outside, how can I not take a photo as a souvenir?" Anle ran to Qi Mu Li Zi and took a photo with her while Qi Mu Li Zi looked down at him with disdain.

[Be careful or I'll call the police to arrest you, you pervert who secretly takes photos of high school girls. ]

(How can it be considered a candid shot since I took the photo openly? This is a good thing. I will send it to Teruhashi-san right away.)

Anle was operating the phone.

Saiki Kuriko didn't stop her. It didn't matter if Teruhashi knew her location. She was full now. As long as she finished the last portion of coffee jelly in front of her, she would leave. It was impossible for Teruhashi to be nearby.

???———

bang~

The door of the pastry shop was pushed open, and Teruhashi Kokomi's breathless figure rushed into the shop.

[Is it true that planting a flag is no good? 】

"Oh, isn't this Anle and Xiao Xingzi? Even Xiao Lizi is here, what a coincidence." Teruhashi Shinmi covered her mouth and pretended to be surprised.

(Well done, Anle. Thank god, I was nearby to receive the “Oh hoo” from others when Anle sent me the message.)

【Can't you find a more meaningful entertainment activity? 】

"Oh, what a coincidence, Teruhashi-san, are you here for the dessert buffet?" Anle asked knowingly.

"Yes, can we do it together?" Although it was a question, Teruhashi Kokomi never thought that anyone would refuse her, and she sat next to Saiki Kuriko without waiting for an answer.

[Actually, I've already finished eating. I have to leave now. ]

Saiki Kuriko stood up and wanted to leave.

"Are you leaving, Xiao Lizi? What a pity. I just bought some deluxe coffee jelly when I was shopping. I wanted to share them so we can eat them together." Teruhashi Shinmi shook the bag in her hand.

(Oguriko and Saiki have almost the same personality, so they definitely can’t resist coffee jelly.)

[Aren't you afraid of being kicked out for eating someone else's pastry in a pastry shop? Oh, it's Teruhashi-san, that's fine. ]

Saiki Kuriko sat down again.

"Li Zi, aren't you full?" An Le teased with a smile.

[Isn't it common sense that girls all have a second stomach for coffee jelly? ]

"You're the only one who has a stomach specifically designed for coffee jelly." Anle shook his head helplessly, unable to complain.

Kyoko looked up at Anle, while Teruhashi Kokomi looked at Saiki Kuriko with a confused look on her face.

(Are Anle-san and Ogurushi so close?)

(Does Ah Le have such a good relationship with this sister?)

This was a thought that both of them had at the same time.

[Oops, I complained out of habit.]