I am the disaster of Saiki K.

【Please forgive me.】

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"That's it. You can just call me Xiao Lizi. Please take care of me in the future." Saiki Lizi bowed slightly, completing her self-introduction.

"Since Xiaolizi is Saiki's sister, you should sit next to Saiki. Saiki, you will be responsible for helping Xiaolizi get familiar with the campus." The homeroom teacher, Iguchi Ko, made the arrangements.

"Hey, who wants to sit next to stupid brother? I want to sit next to Shinmi-sister." Saiki Kuriko walked to the side of Teruhashi Shinmi, smiled and asked the passerby student next to her to leave, and sat down.

(She’s a tsundere.) (She’s a tsundere who has a brother complex.) (Qi Mu should be punished by heaven for saying that.) (Qi Mu is my brother from now on.)

The students' thoughts kept coming into Qi Mu's mind.

[Yeah, yeah, I don’t want to have brothers-in-law like you. ]

"Welcome, Kuriko. I didn't expect to be in the same class with you. It's great." Teruhashi Shinmi smiled sweetly and greeted Saiki Kuriko beside her.

"In order to be in the same class with Sister Kokomi, I hacked into the education system." Saiki Kuriko raised her face proudly.

"Really? You're awesome, Kuriko-chan." Teruhashi Shinmi forced a smile, thinking that Saiki Kuriko was just joking.

(Hasn't Kuriko's personality changed too much? She should have been the same as Saiki before, gloomy and silent, and no one knew what she was thinking?)

[Please say that I am silent and naturally attract people around me. 】

"Why do I feel that you, Xiaolizi, have become much more cheerful?" Teruhashi Shinmi is not the kind of person who would keep questions to herself, so she chose to ask first.

"That's because I have social phobia and am not good at dealing with strangers. Now that Xinmei-san is my classmate, she can no longer be considered a stranger, so my social phobia is gone." Saiki Kuriko tapped her head and stuck out her tongue, trying to get away with it cutely.

Will Teruhashi Shinmi believe this explanation that's not even a lie?

"That's great. Although it's not bad to be like Saiki, it's better to be more cheerful." Teruhashi Shinmi happily held Oguri's hands.

"Who wants to be like that stupid brother?" Xiao Lizi said with a red face.

(Is Oguriko really a tsundere with a brother complex?)

. . . . . .

Lunch break.

Rooftop.

"Stupid brother, I've already helped you fool it, but don't thank me." Xiao Lizi asked Saiki for credit with an expectant look on his face.

Qi Mu nodded to Xiao Lizi.

"Hmph, you damn stupid old man, don't ever ask me for help again." Not being thanked, Xiao Lizi shook his head angrily, turned around and left Saiki behind and went back into the room.

"You are really an idiot, Qi Mu." Anle shook his head.

"You know that Xiao Lizi just wants to be praised and thanked, so why can't you just speak up?"

[I spoke to her telepathically, but she just couldn't hear me.]

"Xiao Lizi is a robot. You can't even hear her thoughts, so how can she hear telepathy? You don't even have this common sense, Qi Mu." Anle looked at Qi Mu in confusion, as if Qi Mu had done something stupid.

[Shinobu-kun is not like this. ]

"What are you thinking, Qi Mu? They are made by different manufacturers, but you think the functions will be the same?"

[Yeah, what's the difference between this and having an extra burning hall at home? ]

"You actually compared Xiaolizi with Ran Tang. Xiaolizi will be angry with you if he finds out." Anle felt that it was very appropriate for Xiaolizi to be a tsundere. Her brother was a taciturn and emotionless bastard. No matter what she did, she would never get praise or criticism from her brother. It would be strange if the sister who grew up in such an environment was not a tsundere.

[Having a tsundere grandpa at home is already hard enough for me, and now there is another tsundere Ran Tang, all thanks to some people. ]

Qi Mu looked at Anle with unfriendly eyes.

"I'm sorry, Master Qi. I've caused you trouble. Today I brought your favorite full-sugar coffee jelly. Please forgive me." Anle handed over the "tribute" that he had prepared long ago. He was a man who could bend and stretch. After all, there is an old saying in China called "Cover up, Wei Junjie", and as long as the green mountains remain, there will be no fear of running out of firewood. When it is time to bow your head and admit your mistakes, you must be unambiguous.

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"Xiao Lizi, let's go home together from now on." Mengyuan Zhiyu invited.

"Yes, yes, we are going the same way, so just come with us. We might as well go to school together in the morning." Teruhashi Kokomi revealed her true intentions. Going to school with Oguri was just a coincidence. Her real purpose was to have the opportunity to go to school with Saiki.

"Be careful, Mimi, you're so bold." Yumehara Chiyu, who knew Teruhashi Shinmi's situation, could see Teruhashi Shinmi's purpose at a glance.

"You are doing this for my stupid brother, Sister Xinmei." Xiao Lizi's expression immediately turned gloomy.

(Oh no, I forgot that Xiaolizi is a tsundere brother-con. She didn't tell Saiki that I like him. Isn't it because she is afraid that I will snatch Saiki from her?)

"What's so good about my stupid brother? He has a blank expression on his face and doesn't talk all day. I don't know what he's thinking. What do you like about him, Sister Xinmei?"

"Well, how should I put this?" Teruhashi Shinmi was a little at a loss when suddenly asked such a question.

"Anyway, he and I are twins, and Kokomi-san has confessed her love to me, so why don't we just be together and not care about that idiot." Xiao Lizi's words were heard by Saiki and Anle who had just returned from the rooftop.

(Twin sister and a female classmate who likes the twin brother. Hmm, I think I have seen this plot in So-and-So's Sky.)

[Hey, is there another troublemaker? ]

. . . . . .

Let me explain first, I will call Saiki Kuriko and Robot Kuriko as Saiki Kuriko and Little Kuriko respectively.

. . . . . .

This is Xiao Lizi. Sister Xinmei, please approve my friend request as soon as possible.

Oguriko added Teruhashi Kokomi's contact information on her newly bought cell phone.

Before, Saiki became Saiki Kuriko, and had been finding excuses not to exchange contact information with Teruhashi Kokomi. Now that Kuriko has become an independent individual and has her own mobile phone, it is only natural for her to exchange contact information with Teruhashi Kokomi.

The request had just been sent out when Teruhashi Kokomi approved Oguri's application.

In less than a second, Teruhashi Kokomi's message was sent over, faster than the robot Oguriko.

"Xiao Lizi, you finally added me. I thought you were going to find another reason to refuse."

"Sister Xinmei, you are so anxious, aren't you trying to get information about my stupid brother from me?"

"No, I just want to invite Oguri to go shopping together this weekend, not for Saiki." Fortunately, they were communicating via text online. If it was offline, Oguri would have seen Teruhashi Kokomi, who was embarrassed, at a loss and with a blushing face.

Teruhashi Kokomi's real purpose is the same as what Oguri said, which is to get information about Saiki. After all, Saiki's expression is too little. She has been in love with him for so long, but she still can't tell whether Saiki has feelings for her. Even a perfect girl will fall into self-doubt. Now there is finally a twin sister who has lived with Saiki for a long time. Maybe she can get some useful information from Oguri.

Teruhashi Kokomi invited Oguri to go shopping with a purpose.

"Sister Xinmei, are you inviting me to go out on a date with you this weekend? Okay, okay." Xiao Lizi readily agreed.

(Today at school, too. Ogurt always likes to make jokes like this.)

Teruhashi Shinmi just thought that Oguri was joking with her, just like he did when he confessed his feelings at school.

Since Saiki couldn't hear what Xiaolizi was thinking, no one knew whether Xiaolizi was joking or not.

. . . . . .

weekend.

shopping center.

"Sorry for the long wait, little Lizi. Sorry we are late." Wearing a white dress, a pink ribbon around her waist and a straw hat, Teruhashi Xinmei trotted over to the waiting little Lizi. Teruhashi Xinmei was wearing the dress Saiki had chosen for him.

"Why are you wearing your school uniform on the weekends, Kokuri-chan?" Teruhashi Kokomi asked in confusion as she looked at Kokuri-chan, who was still wearing the PK Academy girls' uniform. Girls wouldn't wear something as unattractive as a school uniform when they go out, except when they go to school.

[Oops, I totally forgot about that.]

The person waiting here is of course not the robot Xiaolizi, but Qi Mu Lizi who is afraid that Xiaolizi will do something to him again. As for where Xiaolizi is, she is now at home sulking with Qi Mu.

Saiki Kuriko ignored the fact that girls going out on weekends would not wear school uniforms, and just casually changed into school uniform and came to the date.

[Is it going to be exposed as soon as I arrive? 】

"It must be because Kuriko just returned to her country and she doesn't have any clothes to wear here." Teruhashi Shinmi helped Saiki Kuriko come up with an explanation in her mind.

Saiki Kuriko nodded, confirming this explanation.

"That's great, let's go buy clothes for Kuriko first." Teruhashi Shinmi took Saiki Kuriko's hand and walked towards the clothing store.

Saiki Kuriko calmly broke free from Teruhashi Shinmi's hand and followed behind Teruhashi Shinmi.

Teruhashi Shinmi looked at Saiki Kuriko suspiciously, but didn't say anything.

(Xiao Lizi has changed back again. Does she really have social phobia?)

[Yeah, I can't pretend to have Xiao Lizi's personality. ]

Thanks to Oguri's random explanation that day, Saiki Kuriko was able to come out in Oguri's place today.

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"You look good in this outfit, Kame-chan." Teruhashi Kokomi looked at Saiki Kuriko, who was wearing a cute dress and a red beret. Even if Anle wasn't here, she would definitely take a lot of photos if she was here and save them to make fun of Saiki later.

"Try this one again." Teruhashi Shinmi picked out another set of clothes for Saiki Kuriko to try on.

[This is already the tenth set. Are you playing a dress-up game?]

Although Saiki Kuriko felt very tired, she still changed into new clothes as Teruhashi Kokomi requested.

Wearing a light-colored sweatshirt, khaki trousers and a pair of sunglasses, Saiki Kuriko appeared in front of Teruhashi Shinmi with the image of a beautiful woman in men's clothing.

(This outfit might also be suitable for Saiki-kun.)

[I was wondering why it was a men's suit. Did you want to choose clothes for me? ]

"Oh? You don't want to choose? Just buy the one in front?"

Saiki Kuriko tells Teruhashi Kokomi that she has decided to buy the same outfit.

Although she didn't know what Xiaolizi liked, she was sure that Xiaolizi would not like men's clothing.

[I have finished buying clothes. I am going home.]

After paying for their new clothes and putting them on, Saiki Kuriko and Teruhashi Kokomi were walking down the street.

"Are we going back now, Kuriko? We just finished shopping for clothes." Teruhashi Shinmi was puzzled by Saiki Kuriko's departure.

【Wouldn't it be tiring to spend hours shopping for clothes? 】

"But there's a dessert shop in front. Don't you want to go and eat there, Kuriko?" Teruhashi Shinmi said to Saiki Kuriko, pointing at the shop not far away.

[We should find a place to rest first. ]

(It's great that Okuriko likes sweets just like Saiki-kun.)

(Should we say they are twins? When they are socially anxious, Oguri looks a lot like Saiki-kun. Is Saiki-kun's usual silence also due to social anxiety?)

[I've never been silent, I just don't like to speak. ]

Saiki Kuriko and Teruhashi Kokomi walked towards the dessert shop, and Saiki Kuriko stopped in front of the door.

"What's wrong, Kuriko?" Teruhashi Shinmi looked at Saiki Kuriko in confusion.

【Let’s go to another store. 】

"But there's no dessert shop nearby, so let's go to this one. The coffee jelly here is delicious."

Without waiting for Saiki Kuriko to refuse, Teruhashi Shinmi opened the door and entered the store.

"Oh, it's Teruhashi-san!" Kaito Shun exclaimed when he saw Teruhashi Shinmi coming in.

"Brother is here too." Nendo Riki suddenly became excited when he saw Saiki Kuriko following behind Teruhashi Shinmi.

"Stupid Rendou, that's Saiki's sister Li Zi." Kaito Shun slapped Rendou.

"I have to say it, Ran Tang's intuition is really accurate." Anle looked at the expressionless Saiki Kuriko and nodded as if he confirmed something.

"How come even you, Ale, have face blindness?" Kaito Shun shook his head and complained weakly.

[Hey, hey, why do I see you guys everywhere? 】

(It’s you after all. You already have Okuriko, but you still come to accompany Teruhashi-san shopping.)

(And you said you don’t like women’s clothes!)

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