I am the disaster of Saiki K.

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Chapter 59: Don’t ask when you meet friends while shopping

"Would you like to go together?" Teruhashi Kokomi asked politely when she saw Anle and others sitting at their seats.

[I've already told you not to ask these words.]

"Oh, of course no problem, Teruhashi, please take a seat." Anle stood up and sat down next to Kaito Rendou, giving the seats opposite to the girls.

Teruhashi Shinmi didn't bother to be polite with Anle and the others. After all, there were no other seats in the store, so she just found a place to sit down first.

Saiki Kuriko couldn't object, so she could only follow Teruhashi Shinmi and sit in her seat.

After simply placing their order, they started chatting.

"This is the first time I see you, Kuri, wearing clothes other than school uniform. Are you comfortable wearing women's clothes?" In Saiki Kuri's view, the question of comfort was just a mockery of herself for wearing women's clothes.

[I am a woman from the inside out, so what’s wrong with wearing women’s clothes?]

"I've been wanting to ask this for a long time. Ale, you seem to be very familiar with Li Zi. Did you know each other before?" Kaito was also a little puzzled. They should have just met Qi Mu Li Zi. Qi Mu hid it very well and never told them that he had a sister. However, Anle seemed to be very familiar with Qi Mu Li Zi.

"I transferred to Paraguay before, and I was classmates with Li Zi for a while there." An Le's eyes rolled, and he thought of a reasonable explanation. As long as Qi Mu Li Zi nodded to confirm, even if some people didn't believe it, they would have no way to verify it.

[Yes, you have this setting. ]

Saiki Kuriko nodded, confirming Anle's statement.

"That's such a coincidence. I didn't expect you two were classmates." Teruhashi Kokomi expressed surprise at such a coincidence.

(No wonder Xiaolizi and Anle have such a good relationship.)

"No wonder my buddy's sister and Anle have such a good relationship, it turns out they have been classmates for a long time." Ran Tang suddenly realized and said something shocking.

[Since when did you develop the habit of omitting key words when speaking? ]

"What are you talking about, Ran Tang? Why don't you apologize?" Although it was obviously not Kaito who said it, his face turned red with innocence, and he pulled Ran Tang to bow his head and apologize.

Saiki Kuriko shook her head, indicating that she was not angry, and the matter was over.

But the atmosphere in the seats was still a little awkward. Several people just ate the snacks in front of them awkwardly, and no one spoke. Of course, the awkwardness belonged to others, and had nothing to do with Qi Mu Li Zi and An Le, who were communicating intensely through telepathy.

[Have you not finished eating yet? If you have, leave quickly. ]

Qi Mu Li Zi glared at An Le.

(Are you annoyed that we disturbed your date? If you wanted to date Teruhashi-san so badly, why did you come here wearing the disguise of Oguri? I know without thinking that Oguri must be sulking at home with you right now.)

[Yaleyale, if you care about Xiaolizi so much, you can go back to her now. ]

(Tsk, if we go, I'll take Kaito and the others with me. We'll see how you explain it then. After all, triplets aren't common.)

Anle rolled his eyes at Qi Mu Li Zi.

[Then you will have to play my other sister besides Oguriko.]

Although there was some competition between Saiki Kuriko and Anle in their minds, in Teruhashi's opinion, the two were just flirting with each other.

(Could it be that what Nendo-san said is true? There really is some hidden relationship between Ogurus and Anle-san. After all, this is a foreign country. Maybe people in this area will be more open?)

As Teruhashi Kokomi imagined, white steam was already coming out from the back of her head.

(Will Anle be my brother-in-law in the future?)

[Are you thinking too far ahead?]

"What's wrong with you, Teruhashi-san? Are you feeling unwell?" Teruhashi Shinmi's strange behavior attracted the attention of Kaito Shun, who was digging his toes on the ground awkwardly.

"No, no, I'm fine, just a little dizzy." Kaito Shun's question interrupted Teruhashi Shinmi's fantasy.

The awkward atmosphere finally eased a little, and someone finally spoke up to start a conversation.

"Why is my buddy's sister flirting with the new guy? You two are not really hiding some kind of relationship from us, are you?" Ran Tang Li touched his butt and chin, looking back and forth between Qi Mu Li Zi and An Le.

[When did your observation skills become as good as Teruhashi's? ]

"You don't understand this, Ran Tang. Actually, we were communicating just now. We used the unique eye contact method of Paraguayan students. This is specially used to cheat in exams. I just wanted to give it a try after not having done it for a long time."

[How could anyone believe such a fabricated explanation?]

"Really? That's amazing. Ale, you must teach me this communication method later and use it as the code word for the Dark Wings to fight against Dark Reunion." Kaito's eyes widened with excitement and excitement, and it was obvious that he believed in Anle's explanation.

(Is that so? I can actually acquire this skill by studying in Paraguay. Should I learn it too? Then I can better communicate with Xiao Lizi.)

[Yeah, should I say it’s a good thing it’s these guys? ]

"We've finished our snacks and we're going to go to karaoke later. How about joining us?" Anle stood up and asked.

"Forget it, we've been walking around for a long time. We'll go back after a short break." Teruhashi Shinmi shook her head and glanced at Rendou Riki, rejecting Anle's invitation. After all, everyone knew that Rendou Riki's singing could kill people, and she would not risk her life just to show the friendliness of a perfect beautiful girl.

[You actually went to karaoke with Ran Tang, are you trying to kill yourself? ]

(It doesn't matter, just hide away when he sings.)

While answering Saiki Kuriko in his mind, Anle did not forget to say, "That's a pity. We'll make an appointment next time. Teruhashi, we'll leave first." Anle and the others said goodbye to Teruhashi Kokomi and Saiki Kuriko and left.

"Kuriko, what is your relationship with Anle? You were not lovers when you were studying abroad, were you?" After seeing the boys leave, Teruhashi Shinmi finally couldn't hold it in anymore and instantly turned into Yumehara Chiyu. According to her intuition, the relationship between these two people is definitely not as simple as classmates.

【It's really just an ordinary classmate relationship. 】

"Okay, since you said so, Xiaolizi." Teruhashi Xinmei shook her head in disappointment.

【What exactly are you disappointed about? 】

. . . . . .

Saiki family.

【This is the clothes I bought for you. 】

Saiki, who has turned back to normal, put the clothes he bought today in front of Oguri, in case Oguri dislikes him wearing them today. He even turned the time of the clothes back one day.

"Just putting things here, who knows what you mean, idiot brother." Xiao Lizi glanced at Saiki with disdain. "Fortunately, I asked Brother Kongsuke to upgrade the database. Now I can also see what you are thinking like Brother Kongsuke." Xiao Lizi raised his head proudly.

"You must be thinking. Will I sniff the clothes worn by your stupid brother? I don't want to do such a disgusting thing, you perverted brother."

[Yeah, your database really should be upgraded. ]

Chapter 60: The Noisy Way to School

On the way to school during the day.

Anlezheng was heading to school with Qi Mu and others.

"Qi Mu, you're so late today. You made us wait for so long that we missed the chance to go to school with Teruhashi." Kaito shook Qi Mu's body in dissatisfaction and complained to him.

"That's right, there aren't many opportunities to go to school with Teruhashi-san," continued Hirotani Su.

[There will be many more opportunities like this in the future.]

Since Oguri joined the Saiki family, Teruhashi Kokomi would come to go to school with Oguri every day, which meant that he might be attacked by Teruhashi Kokomi every morning when he went out.

"Do you think of Teruhashi-san as a monster you might encounter at any time in the game?" Anle complained.

Today, in order to avoid Teruhashi Shinmi, Saiki left home a little later than usual.

"Tsk, I should just go with Teruhashi and Kuriko. Who wants to go to school with a bunch of men every day?" Anle complained.

"Ah!? Are you unhappy about going to school with us, Le?"

"That's right. We have to take a detour to find you every day."

Kugoyasu and Kaito listened to Anle's complaints and started arguing with him in dissatisfaction.

[Yale, can't you guys be a little quieter? ]

[And Ran Tang, why have you been winking at me since just now? ]

"Huh? I'm trying out what the new guy taught me, the eye contact method. Didn't you understand, buddy, that I was inviting you to eat ramen together?" As Ran Tang said this, he did not forget to wink at Qi Mu, as if he was winking at Qi Mu.

[The glances you give only make people feel uncomfortable. ]

"Who can understand that?" Before Qi Mu could retort, Kaito had already complained on his behalf.

"The Paraguayan eye contact method taught by Ale is supposed to be like this." After saying that, Kaito also began to wink at Qi Mu, throwing a wink to Qi Mu from time to time.

"Do you understand, Saiki? What I mean is that we should go together to deal with Dark Reunion after school today." Kaito explained to Saiki.

【Who can understand this? 】

"Hahaha~ Ale, you must be teasing them, it's so funny. Next time you have such an opportunity, you must call me to join you." Higashi Su couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Humph~ This is a secret technique I learned when I was studying in Paraguay. It's not that easy to learn." Anle answered seriously. He couldn't say that this thing was fake, otherwise it would be exposed. Besides, isn't it fun to tease Rantang and Kaito with this non-existent thing?

【It's just to satisfy your own bad taste. 】

"Ah!? It's actually true!" Hirotani Su couldn't believe it.

"Go away, go away. Be careful of the people ahead. Get out of the way. Aha!" The girl riding a dog passed by several people and attracted the attention of Higashi Sualen who wanted to ask Anle some questions.

"It's that girl." Koyasu's veins popped up, he threw his schoolbag to Anle, and chased after her. "You guys go first, don't wait for me, I will definitely fight her today." Koyasu left a message and chased after the girl's back.

[You can't catch up with her by bike, so you don't think you can catch up with her just by legs. ]

"What's going on with Yalian?" Hai Teng wondered.

"She's not going to do anything bad to that girl, let's call the police right away." Hai Teng seemed to have thought of something and became terrified.

"That's going to have to wait until he catches up. Even if he does, it's still unclear whether Yalian can beat that girl." Anle took Higashi's schoolbag in his other hand and shook his head helplessly.

"Really? Why would you bother with the Monkey King? Is Monkey-style intelligence subtraction easy to deal with?"

"What are you talking about, Ale? What does this have to do with monkeys? I don't understand." Hai Teng's head was full of question marks.

[You'd better not understand it, so as not to lose your intelligence. ]

"Monkey Mongkey, bongbong~" Ran Tang inserted his little finger into his nostrils and made a face.

[Ran Tang, you don't have to worry so much. You may have more experience in being an idiot than that guy. ]

"Is that girl so great? She looks no better than me." Kaito Shun shrugged. Although he didn't understand what the alkali production method was, he could tell that the girl was better than Kugotani Su.

"To put it in a metaphor, it's probably equivalent to Qi Mu's little finger." Anle touched his chin and made a judgment.

"Isn't that weak?"

[He was able to fight a wild boar and a bear alone, so he must be as strong as one of my little fingers. And Kaito can only be compared to one of my hairs at best.]

"And that dog, if it were put in a certain heroic comic, it should be rated an S-level." Anle's serious words sounded less and less reliable to Hai Teng.

[At the end of the comic, he can steal an airplane with his bare hands. He really has that kind of strength. 】

"I don't understand what you're saying. Let's go quickly. It's already late today. Don't let Mr. Matsuzaki catch you late." Kaito Shun thought Anle was joking, so he changed the subject. They really should hurry up. They took a long detour to find Anle and spent a lot of time waiting for Saiki. If they didn't hurry up, they would definitely be late today.

Hai Teng Shun hurriedly quickened his pace and walked in front to lead the way.

[Yaleyale, if you lead the way, we don’t have to go to school today. ]

"Shun, let me lead the way. That direction is back." Anle saw Hai Teng about to turn into the alley, and hurriedly stepped forward to hold him.

"I, I just saw something and wanted to pick it up. I'm not a directionally challenged person." Hai Teng was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak clearly.

. . . . . .

"Yalian, so you are here. I thought you were too excited to come to school today." Anle looked at the breathless Kugoya Xu in the classroom, handed him his schoolbag and greeted him.

"That guy is a student from PK Academy. He ran so fast that I couldn't see clearly which grade or class he was from." Higashi Su pounded the table with a look of regret.

Table Hp-10.

"Damn it, that guy saved a child from drowning on the road, prevented a car accident, knocked down three armed robbers, and even bought bananas on the way, yet he still got to school much faster than me." Higashi Su kept pounding the table with his hands. It was obvious that he was very unwilling to lose again.

HP-10-10-10…

"Are you talking about an ordinary person, Yalian? This is basically a superman." Kaito was shocked by what Kugaya Su said.

【This is what Dogman is like. 】