I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"So, you lost to that little girl?" Ran Tang laughed.

Crack~The table is dead.

"Don't you know how to read the atmosphere, Ran Tang? It's all your fault that the desk-kun was killed." An Le patted Ran Tang's shoulder helplessly.

【You only care about the table. 】

Chapter 61: The Robot Girl Will Not Be Hurt

"Couple, can you come out for a moment?" Dongyun Mingno came carefully to the desk of little Kuriko. The spring behind her kept spinning and water kept splashing out from her forehead. It can be seen that she was a little nervous.

She came to see Xiaolizi for no other reason than she was curious about Xiaolizi's identity. When Qi Mu and An Le came to ask the doctor for help that day, she was also at home, but she hid herself to prevent Qi Mu from discovering her identity and to prevent the doctor from using the mechanism on her body. She also saw Xiaolizi at that time, but she didn't know why they came to see the doctor specifically.

When she asked the doctor, he refused to answer her questions on the grounds that Anle had paid her hush money. This is very suspicious. She relied on her intuition. I don't know why a robot like her would have intuition. Maybe this is how the doctor's technology "thinks".

Anyway, in Shinonome Nano's feeling, she will get along very well with Oguriko and they will have a lot in common.

She even felt that Oguri was not only Saiki's sister, but also her sister.

[It's strange that robots have feelings, isn't it? But it's true, after all, Kuriko was indeed transformed by Dr. Shinonome. ]

"What do you want to talk to me about, Sister Mingno?" Xiao Lizi asked curiously. She was also very curious about her robot sister who was completely created by the doctor.

"Hey? Call me sister? I'm so shy." Dongyun Mingno shyly bent over and scratched her head. Her blushing face showed that she was very embarrassed to accept this title.

(It must be because of Saiki-san, because Kuriko-san calls everyone in the class "sister").

[It actually has nothing to do with me.]

Oguriko stared at Shinonome Nano's red face with some confusion. Unlike her sister, who was mostly made by Saiki Sousuke and the professor only made minor adjustments, Shinonome Nano looked like a human being except for the decorative spring on her back.

She can sweat like humans, breathe and have a heartbeat, and feel pain like humans. Although she can do all these things, they are all simulated by programs. She can actually stop these functions at any time and it will not affect her operation.

But it's different for Dongyun Mingno. If these functions are stopped, Mingno will shut down completely, which is no different from the death of a human.

"Actually, when you came to my house that day, I saw you, classmate Kuriko, but I had something else to do, so I didn't come out. Now I want to ask you, what did you come to see the doctor for that day?" Dongyun Mingno brought little Kuriko to the empty stairwell, and finally asked the question she wanted to know embarrassedly. "If you don't want to say it, it's okay. I won't force you, classmate Kuriko." Dongyun Mingno felt that it was a bit bad to suddenly ask about other people's privacy, so she quickly added.

"Oh, I was taken to upgrade the emotional module, Sister Mingno." Xiaolizi replied indifferently, and she even emphasized the pronunciation of the four words Sister Mingno. Unlike Saiki and Mingno who always wanted to hide their identities, if Saiki hadn't stopped her, she wouldn't care at all if her robot identity was exposed to everyone. Now that it was exposed to her robot sister, Saiki didn't stop it.

"Emotional module?" Ming was shocked by the word he heard. "What is that?" Then he showed a puzzled expression, and question marks appeared around him.

"Are you really a robot, Sister Mingno?" Xiaolizi looked at Dongyun Mingno as if she was an idiot, sighed, and reorganized her words to explain to Dongyun Mingno: "Although it is only a small part, I am also a robot made by the doctor, so I am not calling you sister randomly, you are really my sister."

When Shinonome Nano heard Oguriko say that she was a robot, her body trembled. She thought her identity was exposed and she would never be able to be an ordinary girl again. Her whole body seemed to have forgotten to paint and turned gray.

But after hearing what Xiao Lizi said, she recovered and even shed tears of excitement.

"Do I finally have a sister?" Dongyun Mingno excitedly grabbed Xiaolizi's hand. Although she has good friends like Teruhashi Xinmei, Yumehara Zhiyu and others at school, she really lacks someone to confide in. The secret that she is a robot is only known by her neighbor Anle at school. They are tacitly aware of it and never mention it to each other. Dongyun Mingno often feels lonely. If this continues for a long time, she even suspects that she will suffer from the legendary cyberpsychosis. Now, not only does she have a sister, but she also has someone to confide in. How can Dongyun Mingno not be excited?

"You just told me this. Is everything okay with Saiki and Anle?" Tounome Mingno thought of Saiki and Anle. They were the ones who brought Xiaolizi here. They must have something that needed Xiaolizi to do. Now that she knew Xiaolizi's secret, she was a little worried that it would affect their affairs, and she might even lose this sister she just met.

"Who cares about my stupid brother and that stupid A Le? I just need to do my job as Qi Mu Li Zi and don't care about them." Little Li Zi said with disdain, looking up.

The purpose of creating Oguriko was indeed to help Saiki conceal his identity. However, after being transformed by the doctor, the Saiki Kuriko robot made by Saiki Sosuke truly had its own personality. Although it was not as good as the Dongyun Mingno in some more human performances, it still had the recognition that it was an independent "person". Now even if Saiki no longer needs her, she will not easily compromise and leave.

"That stupid old man only causes me trouble. I will definitely eat all his coffee jelly from now on."

[I never thought that one day I would be told something like this. ]

(Oguriko seems to become tsundere whenever she is asked about Saiki-san's problems. Is it because the professor did something to her emotional module?)

. . . . . .

Oguriko and Shinonome Nano returned to the classroom hand in hand.

"Please come to my house often when you have the chance, little Lizi."

"I know, Sister Mingno, I will go."

Dongyun Mingno was reluctant to let go of Li Zi's hand and let Li Zi return to his seat.

(Doesn't Oguriko have social anxiety? She doesn't usually interact with Nanano, so why are they suddenly so close?)

Teruhashi Kokomi looked at Oguri and Onano, who were as close as sisters, and felt a little confused.

[Yeah, they are sisters after all. ]

Chapter 62: Neon War in the Park

weekend.

Anle took Qi Mu to a famous dog park nearby.

[Is this the interesting park you mentioned? It looks like just an ordinary park.]

"Didn't I tell you that we are here to see the modern version of the Neon Warring States?" Anle sat on a bench in the park. In front of him was an area surrounded by a blue fence, which was specially provided for nearby residents to walk their pet dogs. The fence was about 1.5 meters high. After putting the pet dogs in, they could move freely and communicate with other dogs.

[Aren’t they just some Warring States generals who were reincarnated as dogs? If I want to see them, I can even travel back to when they were still alive.]

"Some things cannot be felt just by what I say or my imagination. You should feel them with your own senses." Anle patted Qi Mu's shoulder and pointed to the direction where a group of cute dogs gathered in the park.

(If you don't translate for me, how can I know what they are talking about?)

[Yeah, this is your purpose. ]

Qi Mu looked in the direction Anle pointed, and when he saw clearly what Anle was pointing at, his mouth suddenly opened wide and his expression became extremely surprised.

Click~

(It's not easy to see Saiki with this expression.)

Qi Mu ignored Anle who was still acting weird, and pointed at the place in front of him with a frown on his face, which Anle said was a group of cute dogs.

[Aren't they just a bunch of perverted middle-aged uncles without clothes? ]

"What are you talking about, Qi Mu? They are clearly a group of cute dogs, Shiba Inus, Pomeranians, bulldogs, and poodles." An Le looked at Qi Mu in confusion, but an exclamation mark immediately lit up above his head. "Your eyes have this function? I've never heard of it." An Le took out his phone, took a photo of the dogs, and handed it to Qi Mu. "This should let you see it."

Qi Mu took An Le's phone and turned his eyes to the photo An Le had just taken. It was a photo of Qi Mu's ugly face that An Le had just taken.

!! ?

Click~

This time it was not the sound of taking pictures, but the sound of Anle's phone being crushed.

"My phone! Saiki, what are you doing~ Ouch."

Qi Mu didn't want to pay any attention to An Le, so he took out his cell phone from his pocket and pointed the camera at the target.

[Let me take pictures of a group of naked men, please spare me. ]

Looking at the group of naked men lying on the ground in front of him, either digging holes or smelling anus, each of them with obvious dog habits, Qi Mu couldn't press the shutter to take a picture.

"Fortunately, the memory card is not broken. It contains important information." Anle carefully picked out a memory card from the wreckage of the mobile phone, solemnly found a piece of tissue to wrap it up, and put it in his pocket.

Qi Mu took the wreckage from An Le, who was still feeling sorry for his phone. In a blink of an eye, An Le's phone was restored to its original state. Qi Mu opened the photo album on his phone, ignoring those things that would make his blood pressure rise, and found the photos An Le had just taken.

Now in Qi Mu's eyes, the photo really is a group of cute puppies playing.

Saiki looked at the park with his naked eyes again.

Well, a bunch of perverted uncles.

[Wow, I didn't expect there would be a surprise. My eyes have this ability? ]

Qi Mu returned the phone to Anle and rubbed his head with a headache.

"Tsk, you fixed it for me, Qi Mu, you are still so sharp-tongued but kind-hearted." An Le took the phone and flipped through the photo album out of habit. "Where are the precious data I saved!?"

[I have deleted it, and I have destroyed the storage card. Moreover, I have used the backtracking function on your phone today, so it is impossible to restore it.]

"I knew you weren't that kind." Anle curled his lips, complained, and finally said nothing.

"Qi Mu, what are they talking about? Please broadcast it to me." Anle said as he looked at the group of dogs playing together.

[I might as well turn you into a dog and let you join them.]

"Well, you should leave this opportunity to someone who is destined to be with you." Anle quickly waved his hand to refuse. He could accept being turned into a girl, and even if his gender was changed to an armed helicopter, it would be fine. At least it sounded cool. But if he was turned into a dog, Anle could only say that you should choose someone else.

. . . . . .

(Lord Nobunaga, even if we are reincarnated as dogs in this life, we must demonstrate the dignity that a warrior should have.) The Pomeranian named Takeda Lucky Shingen shouted at the Shiba Inu named Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga.

Upon hearing this, Oda Nobunaga, who was digging a hole in the ground, controlled his body's instincts, bent his hind legs and sat down, lowered his head and pretended to cough twice.

(Lord Shingen said that although I am a dog, my spirit as a warrior will not be inferior to the instinct of my body.) After pretending to brag, he turned his gaze to Takeda Shingen. The cute little Pomeranian was on the ground, rolling around with its limbs facing the sky.

(You guys, didn’t you completely give in to your instincts?)

Oda Nobunaga kept barking at Takeda Shingen (Physical).

(Lord Nobunaga, being able to follow your body's instincts is a kind of freedom.) A dachshund named Gilbert, the reincarnation of Imagawa Yoshimoto, is raising his hind legs to urinate under a tree.

"Eh~~ He said such cool words, but he was having sex everywhere. It's too absurd." Anle moved away.

【You are not qualified to complain. 】

(It's about time, Lord Nobunaga.) A French bulldog named Date Kofu Masamune jumped out of the pit he had dug.

(Is it so fast today? I thought there was still some time.) The poodle named Kuroda Charlie Kanbei also came closer.

(What are you waiting for? Let's start now.) Takeda Shingen looked very happy as he jumped around.

(Lord Shingen, the items for today's duel have not yet been determined. Today it is Lord Nobunaga's turn.) Imagawa Yoshimoto walked over gracefully.

(Oh, is it my turn today? Well, I’m going to fight you guys seriously to the death today, haha.) Oda Nobunaga roared.

(Just come over here.) Date Masamune's aura suddenly rose, and he arched his back, as if he was ready for a fight.

"Oh~ Is the fight about to start?" Anle was more excited than the dog inside.

(Then let’s compete today to see who can catch his own tail.)

Oda Nobunaga made the decision.

Hearing Oda Nobunaga's words, Date Masamune immediately became weak and crawled on the ground (Lord Nobunaga, you know that my tail is short, how can I win you over with this kind of thing.)

(Hahaha, that's not my business. Just be the last one today.)

[Is this the Warring States War you mentioned? ]

"Well, this is a peaceful world after all."

Chapter 63: Ancient and Modern War (Dog Version)

"This Warring States period is quite unique, isn't it?" Anle exclaimed with a grin as he watched the dogs that were the reincarnations of several famous people from the Warring States period, chasing their tails and playing around.

[It's quite unique to see a few naked uncles spinning in circles. ]

Qi Mu took off the transparent gloves on his hands and put his hands on Anle's shoulders. He couldn't bear to look at it and even his stomach ached. The mental pollution was too strong.

【This is much better. 】

Qi Mu used his contact sense to look through An Le's vision and saw several dogs playing together. This finally made Qi Mu's stomach feel a little better.

"You're too lame, Qi Mu. Aren't you used to watching this kind of thing?" An Le patted Qi Mu's hand on his shoulder with some amusement and complained.

[Of course, it doesn't matter if it's a physical scene that's exposed in a few seconds. These guys are more like spirits and can't be seen through at all. ]

......

"Dog, you can play here today. I'll pick you up after I buy bananas." Jiazi untied the dog's leash and let it into the park.

"Woof." The dog responded and ran towards the group of dogs in the park, wanting to join them.

(Oh no! That guy is here again! All dogs, get ready to fight him! We must not let him succeed so easily today.) Oda Nobunaga opened his mouth and shouted, attracting the attention of the Warring States heroes who were still circling around his tail.

"Is the fight finally going to happen? Can a few small dogs defeat a large dog? But they are famous heroes of the Warring States Period after all. If they unite to fight against a police dog warrior who is not serious, they should not lose too badly." An Le was excited to see that things were finally getting better.

[You don't even miss out on such fun as dog fights? You really bring shame to the Masked Fool community. ]

(Form a formation and don't leave any loopholes.) Oda Nobunaga commanded.