I am the disaster of Saiki K.

All the Warring States heroes (dogs) gathered together and faced the white giant dog of Jiazi's family. However, the dog that could carry a person and run wildly was much larger than these small dogs.

The "dog" stretched out its front legs and embraced the heroes in its arms. Not only did the formation fail to help them resist the "attack" of the "dog", but they were also wiped out all at once.

(Lord Nobunaga, your command skills are so poor. No wonder we lost so badly in the Honnoji Incident.) Imagawa Yoshimoto complained in the white dog's arms.

(You, a guy who was easily defeated by me, have no right to criticize me.) Oda Nobunaga retorted dissatisfiedly.

(Damn, this guy is also a dog, why can't he communicate? It's okay for him to be sucked by people normally, but now he has to be sucked by a dog?) As a Pomeranian, Takeda Shingen cannot accept this kind of thing happening.

To Anle's disappointment, the "dog" did not come to destroy the circle of these dogs, but wanted to join them.

In the eyes of "Dog", these puppies don't speak dog language for some reason, and he doesn't know what they are saying.

However, when they barked at him, he felt like he was communicating with humans, so the dog liked these little guys very much. Every time he came to the park, he would hold them and play with them, at least that's what he thought.

【It turns out that dogs can also have language barriers. 】

(Whose reincarnation is this guy? An ordinary dog ​​shouldn’t be so powerful.) Imagawa Yoshimoto opened his mouth and tried to bite the dog holding their front legs, but unfortunately his attacks were always easily avoided by the "dog" and he could not succeed.

"Those dog owners didn't care and just watched their dogs being bullied by the big dogs?" Anle looked at the dog owners standing by and watching the show in confusion.

[Maybe I'm used to it.]

The white dog embraced the heroes of the Warring States Period with one of its front legs, and took out a toolbox from somewhere with its other front leg. He actually took out a brush specially used for combing dog's hair from the toolbox and began to comb the heroes of the Warring States Period's hair.

"Although I know that Jiazi's dog is quite powerful, isn't this a little too awesome?" Anle opened his mouth in surprise, somewhat unable to believe it.

"I don't think he combs his hair like this on ordinary days."

[Not only that, he not only has to take care of himself, but also the girl named Jiazi needs him to take care of her. ]

"Whenever I can, I will be able to find an animal that can take care of people and take it home."

[You have brought a superpowered person home, what else can you not be satisfied with? ]

"Too!"

The perspective turns to the dogs again.

In a blink of an eye, the "dog" had combed the hair of the heroes of the Warring States Period one by one, collected the hair into the tool box, and took out a ball of hair from it. It seemed that it was made of the hair collected from the heroes of the Warring States Period.

The white dog threw the ball in his hand far away, loosened his front legs, and let all the dogs in his arms go. The heroes of the Warring States Period all ran towards the ball of fur at the same time, apparently having been so engrossed in the game that they forgot everything else.

(How could he be so aloof? He is obviously a dog just like me, just a little bigger. It would be fine if he was walked by people, but what’s the matter with him being walked by a dog now? I am so happy though.) Oda Nobunaga chased the ball happily.

[So you are also a tsundere? There are too many tsundere characters around me recently. ]

Oda Nobunaga had a Shiba Inu face that had been combed to look a bit pentagonal, and he looked dull, and he didn't look like a Warring States overlord at all.

"I'm back, dog, how was your fun?" Yoshiko came back with a bunch of bananas.

"It's Jiazi, your dog is really amazing."

"You haven't told us the name of your dog yet." The other dog owners surrounded Jiazi who had returned.

"The dog's name? It's a dog." Jiazi said as if it was a matter of course.

"Dog, it's almost time for us to go home." Yoshiko shouted to the dog who was playing with the Warring States heroes, shaking a banana in her hand, calling the "dog" to go home.

The dog that was called by Kako turned his head and looked at Kako, hesitating for a moment. It was obvious that he had not played enough and did not want to go home yet.

"Good dog, come here quickly, let's go home and eat delicious bananas together." Jiazi had already peeled a banana and started eating it.

"Woof" the dog made up his mind.

The "dog" just ran to Yoshiko, snatched the banana from her hand, and threw the banana out with all his strength.

"(⊙o⊙) Wow, a flying banana." Yoshiko exclaimed and rushed out, chasing the flying banana.

This scene shocked the group of Warring States dogs standing by.

(It turns out this guy is not only good at walking dogs, but also good at walking people. I have to admit defeat.) Oda Nobunaga was so shocked that his mouth opened wide.

[I think he is good at training monkeys. ]

Chapter 64: Preparations before Valentine's Day

In a private room of a restaurant.

The room was dimly lit, with only a small lamp providing weak illumination. The three people in the room sat facing each other at the dining table, their figures hidden under the dim light. The only sound in the room that was most noticeable was the sound of the central air conditioner. None of the three spoke, but just held their knives and forks and tasted the food on the table.

A man picked up a spoon and put the cloudy, dark, jelly-like substance in the cup in front of him into his mouth spoon by spoon continuously, but he did not swallow at all. All the food sent into his mouth was like being sent into the abyss, without causing any waves.

Another person took a table knife and casually cut the food on the plate. As the knife cut, red liquid slid into the plate. The diner was not satisfied and used the fork in his other hand to put the food covered with red sticky liquid into his mouth.

The sound of metal cutlery rubbing against porcelain plates was harsh and uncomfortable, and the atmosphere was gloomy and depressing, as if this was not a meal in the restaurant but some kind of evil and dangerous ritual.

There were no windows in the private room, only a door connecting to the lobby of the store. At this time, the door was tightly closed, and a sign saying "Do Not Disturb" was hung outside the door, so no one could escape.

At this time, one of the three finally made some movements other than eating. He slowly raised one hand with a dinner knife in his hand, and no one knew who would be stabbed into the body by the knife in the next second.

[Yaleale, are you guys holding a secret meeting of some terrorist group? ]

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"I say, it's not necessary, classmate Teruhashi. What needs to be so secretive? Can't you even turn on a light?" Anle raised his hand to turn on the light switch on the wall, and looked speechlessly at the figures of the other two people exposed under the light.

Xiao Lizi was eating the coffee jelly in front of her. There were several empty containers next to her, and it was obvious that she had eaten more than one serving.

Teruhashi Kokomi pushed the cake covered with strawberry jam aside, took out a napkin and wiped her rosy and soft lips, never forgetting to show her perfect girlish elegance.

"Phew~ Too naive, Anle-san. Do you know how long I have been preparing for this day?" Teruhashi Shinmi let out a breath, sat up straight, and looked solemnly at the two people sitting opposite her.

"Valentine's Day is coming soon, and I want to ask for your advice." Teruhashi Kokomi looked very serious, but as she spoke, her face became redder and redder, and she began to stutter. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that she was shy, and the tense atmosphere in the private room was broken by the increasingly helpless Teruhashi Kokomi.

"Oh, I thought it was something else. Teruhashi, why don't you make your natal chocolate in advance and I or Oguri will help you deliver it to Saiki, right?" Anle waved his hand nonchalantly. In his opinion, this was not a big deal and there was no need to make it like a secret meeting.

"No, it's not my natal chocolate, it's just a charity chocolate. I give chocolate to Saiki because Aunt Kurumi always takes care of me." Teruhashi Shinmi makes chocolate for Saiki every Valentine's Day, but each time it is thrown away for various reasons and never reaches Saiki.

In fact, what Teruhashi Shinmi didn't know was that Saiki received all the chocolates she threw away every year without leaving a single one.

"Who are you kidding?" Anle looked at himself and then at Xiao Lizi who was still eating coffee jelly, and complained.

"I don't want to participate in something like giving chocolates to a stupid guy. What if other people misunderstand that I like that stupid guy?" Xiao Lizi put down the spoon, put his hands on his hips and said arrogantly.

"But if sister Kokomi wants to give me chocolate, I will be very happy." Oguriko changed the subject and looked at Teruhashi Kokomi with anticipation.

"If it's just a small matter like sending chocolates, I can handle it myself. Of course, I asked you out for other things." Teruhashi Kokomi clasped her hands together and rubbed her smooth and perfect hands embarrassedly.

(Isn't your solution to throw it out of the window of the teaching building?) Anle took into consideration Teruhashi Shinmi's self-esteem and just complained in his heart.

[I have no problem with finding chocolates outside the window every Valentine’s Day.]

"I want to ask, I want to invite Saiki-san to go shopping on Valentine's Day, what do you think?" Teruhashi Kokomi asked the question she really wanted to ask.

(I've felt it a few times before. The atmosphere between Xiaolizi and Anle is strange. Their relationship when they were studying abroad must have been complicated. It's definitely right to ask them what they should do on Valentine's Day.)

[It's a pity that they have never studied abroad, nor are they in a relationship, and have never experienced Valentine's Day together. ]

(It’s not impossible, Saiki Kuriko-san.) Anle joked with Saiki in his heart.

"It's just a date then. What on earth do you like about my stupid brother, Sister Xinmei?" Xiao Lizi pouted, with a hint of jealousy in her tone.

(Qi Mu, are you sure that Oguri is a tsundere sister who loves her brother? Why do I smell the scent of orange? Will Nibuta-san have another rival in love?)

[How would I know? I can't telepathically sense the robot made by Sorasuke.]

"Even if it was you, Okuriko, who asked me this question so suddenly, I wouldn't know how to answer." Teruhashi Shinmi covered her blushing face with her hands.

"I haven't celebrated Valentine's Day either. Teruhashi-san, if you ask me what I should do, I can't answer you." Anle spread his hands helplessly, indicating that he could do nothing to help Teruhashi Shinmi.

"So you, Anle, don't have any experience either?" Teruhashi Shinmi looked at Anle and Xiao Lizi with a look of pity.

(You know my secrets, but you don't want to share your secrets with me?)

(Tsk, I thought I could use this opportunity to hear some gossip about Anle and Oguriko.)

[Since when did Teruhashi-san become so fond of gossip? Are you Yumehara Chiyu in Teruhashi Kokomi's guise?]

"Why don't we go ask other active couples? They must have a lot of experience." Although Oguriko was jealous of someone she didn't know who she was targeting, she still helped Teruhashi Shinmi to come up with some ideas.

"She'll be suspected. If word gets out that Teruhashi has a crush on someone, it could start a world war." Anle tapped the table with his fingers worriedly.

[This world's world war is too cheap. 】

"No, that's it. I'll trouble Anle and Xiaolizi to help me ask. In return, I will treat you to a big meal." Teruhashi Shinmi asked with her hands clasped together.

"Oh, I understand. Leave it to me."

【No one wants to ask for my opinion? 】

Chapter 65: Will the couples in comedy anime celebrate Valentine’s Day normally?

"Raido, what do you and Aharen do on Valentine's Day?" The next day at school, Anle asked this personal question to Raido who was sitting next to him.

(What is Anle doing? You asked me so directly right away. Is there really no problem?)

Teruhashi Xinmei was sitting there, answering questions from Yumehara Chiyu with "hmm" and "ah". In fact, she had already focused her attention on Anle behind her.

[I advise you to listen to what Yumehara-san has to say.]

"Nothing special. This time we plan to participate in the couple's fidget spinner competition." Laitang answered Anle's question with an expressionless face.

(Why did Ale ask me and Apollen what we were going to do? Could it be that he...)

Laitang was lost in his imagination.

(He was very business-minded. He bought a lot of roses before Valentine's Day, and planned to sell them to young couples like me and Ahararen who were blinded by love at several times the price on Valentine's Day? Roses that were originally worth only a few hundred yen can be sold to us for thousands or tens of thousands of yen after a few simple packaging? Ah Le will definitely drag in Nendo and Kugoyasu, and teach us a lesson if we dare not buy his flowers? Although I don't think Ah Le is that kind of person, capitalists will sell ropes to strangle themselves. It's hard to say whether Ah Le will become evil because of the huge profits of more than ten times.)

Thinking of the scene where Ale led the ferocious Rendō and Kugoya Su to surround the trembling him and Aharen in a corner, Laidō hurriedly took out his few savings from his pocket and presented the money with both hands raised above his head.

[Do you usually have this image of the people in Rantang? 】

"This is the protection fee we paid in advance. Please, for the sake of being classmates, don't blackmail me and Aharen."

Laitang's behavior left Anle with a lot of questions in his mind.

"What are you doing, Laitang? I just have no experience of celebrating Valentine's Day in Neon. I just wanted to ask what activities you two couples have for Valentine's Day." An Le pushed Laitang's hand back.

"I'm sorry, I misunderstood." Lai Tang took the money without any change in his expression.

(He cares so much about couples' activities. Does Ah Le want to become a professional matchmaker? Specializing in helping men and women who haven't expressed their feelings yet to find a good match?)

[This time my imagination is close to the truth. But as a normal high school student, shouldn’t you consider whether the other person wants to spend Valentine’s Day with someone? ]

"Let's go to couples' activities together to strengthen our relationship?" Ah Le supported his chin with one hand and summarized Lai Tang's answer.

"It's just an ordinary competition. I'll be shy if you say that." Abalen, who was standing next to her, hugged her cheeks with both hands. One had to look very carefully to see the slight blush on her face.

"Who can tell?"

. . . . . .

"Nishikata-san and Takagi-san, you've been a couple for such a long time, what do you do on Valentine's Day?" Oguri pulled a chair and sat in front of Takagi-san, supporting his head with both hands, and asked Nishikata and Takagi who were together even after class.

[When did these two people appear? Oh, they were mentioned in Chapter 33.]

"Indeed, it's Valentine's Day again this year. Nishikata, how do you think we should celebrate it this year?" Takagi tucked the hair behind her ears and looked at Nishikata with a playful expression.

[Isn't this a fatal question? ]

"How should I know? Just do it the same way you did before." Nishikata's face turned red like a monkey's butt.

(Damn it, every time Valentine's Day comes, I have to go home and do hundreds of extra push-ups. How can I have the energy to remember what we did?)

"In that case, why don't you come to my house this time? It's Valentine's Day, and my parents are going out to celebrate, so I'll be alone at home..." Takagi blinked at Nishikata, as if hinting at something.

Nishikata's face became redder and redder as Takagi looked at him. Although he was a boy, he evolved into a steam girl, with steam coming out from the back of his head.

"Hahahaha~ Nishikata, you haven't changed since junior high school. You still blush so easily." Takagi narrowed his eyes and couldn't help but snickering.

"I just invited you to my house for dinner." Takagi-san completed the unfinished sentence.

(Takagi-san~)

"Is this the calmness that comes from an old married couple?" Looking at Nishikata and Takagi who were completely unable to insert a third person, Oguriko wisely stood up and returned to her seat.

"That's it, Xinmei, you must come. Let's go to the social gathering together on Valentine's Day." Yumehara Chiyu said to the absent-minded Teruhashi Xinmei.

"Ah! Okay, got it." Teruhashi Kokomi, whose attention was fully on Anle and Oguriko, agreed perfunctorily.

"That `s a deal."