I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Don't say that, Teruhashi-san, I'll feel embarrassed." Tounome Mingno blushed when Teruhashi Shinmi praised her, and she touched her head and said embarrassedly.

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In the evening, on the street outside the Shinonome Research Institute

"The little girl is really troublesome." Mr. Sakamoto, a black cat wearing a red scarf, complained as he walked on the wall beside the street. Mr. Sakamoto was originally an ordinary black cat named Dajiang. Because his original owner was too unreliable, including but not limited to feeding the cat instant noodles and bathing the cat with boiling water, Mr. Sakamoto could no longer bear it and ran away from his original owner.

Because he was in a cardboard box with "Sakamoto Pharmaceutical" written on it when he was picked up by the doctor and brought back to the institute, he was simply named Sakamoto.

And because he insists on claiming, "I am 20 years old in human years," most of the characters in this work call him "Mr. Sakamoto."

(Actually, it was to distinguish him from another boss Sakamoto who was also dressed in black.)

"Where can we go at this time? Forget it, let's just take a walk and go back." It is obviously a cat, but it can speak human language. All this is because of the scarf he wears around his neck. This is the "talking scarf" invented by the doctor. It can translate animal calls into human language, no matter what animal it is.

"You think this is good and cool~~" Mr. Sakamoto complained to someone unknown, "It's obviously a cat but it speaks human language, which only makes me feel disgusted. A female cat I like once said so. And it's hard for it to communicate with other cats."

"Anpu, you are spying on Pushi again. Don't you have anything else to do all day?" Mr. Sakamoto teased while looking at the orange cat hiding behind the telephone pole.

"Meow~~~" (Don't think that just because you are wearing a scarf like me, you can tell me what to do, you domesticated pet.) Anpu was startled by the sudden voice. Since the failure of his last plan to capture Pushi, he has never been able to get close to Pushi and can only follow her from a distance to protect her.

He was really scared when his name was called suddenly.

"You were clearly following and spying on me," Mr. Sakamoto sighed. Although he didn't want to admit it, because he spoke human language, the only one around who was willing to communicate with him was this perverted orange cat.

"Yoshi, it's time to attack, charge forward!!!" Anpu ignored Mr. Sakamoto and suddenly rushed towards Pushi while shouting slogans.

"Meow~~~" Pushi had already seen this perverted orange cat, so she quickly got rid of Anpu.

"Tsk tsk~ That's not something a cat like you should say." Mr. Sakamoto complained helplessly.

"It's all because of you that I was exposed early." An Pu, who had already walked back, spat on the ground. "Your pet is obviously a cat, but it can speak human language. The second weirdest thing is that the person who is obviously a human being can communicate with me."

"I always hear you talk about this person, but how come I have never seen him? What kind of person is he?" Mr. Sakamoto was also very curious.

"How should I know? Humans all look the same. I only know that other humans call him Qi Mu." An Pu replied impatiently, "Get out of here, get out of here. I have to accept tribute from humans."

Mr. Sakamoto was not angry. After all, just by listening to his voice, one could tell that he was a reliable adult male and would not get angry with such a young man.

"It's about time to go back."

[Hey, is my secret going to be exposed next? ]

Chapter 8: Tomie Kawakami, a beautiful girl or an evil ghost?

"Hurry up, hurry up. I heard that a beautiful girl transferred to the second grade class one today. It is said that she is even cuter than the first grader Nibuta."

"What are you waiting for? Let's go. But our school has a lot of transfer students."

. . . . . .

(My name is Kawakami Tomie. I have a beautiful face that no one can match, a nice figure, fair skin, long hair that is as beautiful as gemstones, and teardrop moles under the corners of my eyes. All men want to get me.)

"Kawakami-san, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Are you dating someone?" The male students surrounding the classroom asked loudly to Tomie who was sitting in the classroom. Tomie showed gentleness and charm to the boys outside the door, exuding a charming charm that made the boys' hearts beat faster.

(It seems that all the men in this college will soon become my captives.) "Boyfriend? I don't have one yet. But you can choose one among you." A soft and seductive voice came from Tomie's mouth with rosy and plump lips. Tomie stretched without paying any attention to her image, showing her plump body curves and slender legs to the boys in the corridor, causing exclamations.

"She's a total slut, maybe she's even having sex outside." Unlike the boys, Kawakami Tomie, who just transferred to the school, caused dissatisfaction among all the girls. "What do you think, Xiao Yiwu?"

"Ah! Yes, yes." Ributa Ima perfunctorily answered the words of a female classmate passing by while carefully observing Kawakami Tomie.

(This transfer student, although beautiful and well-built, is vain, arrogant, and possessive. Most importantly, she likes caviar or foie gras, which is totally incompatible with Saiki-senpai who likes sweets. Saiki-senpai will never like her. Safe, safe.)

[Can we really observe what people like to eat? 】

Li Butian Yiwu wiped the non-existent sweat from her forehead.

(This person poses no threat to the relationship between Kokomi-senpai and Saiki-senpai.)

On the surface, Nashida Ima is a staunch supporter of Saiki Teruhashi CP, but her real purpose is to be able to have both Saiki Kusuo and Teruhashi Kokomi at the same time. As long as Saiki and Kokomi are together, they can both be my wings. She is acting with this purpose in mind.

In order to achieve her goal, any potential threats should be eliminated in advance, which is why she was the first one to come and observe when she knew there was a new beautiful transfer student.

[Hey, isn't it good to use this kind of action power somewhere else? ]

Although it was determined that Tomie's threat level was none, Rihoda Yorimai was indeed unhappy with the smug Tomie Kawakami in the classroom.

(What's the easiest way to deal with this kind of narcissistic and arrogant person?)

"Is she really that cute? How does she compare to Teruhashi-san?" Ributa Ima pretended to be a passerby and asked the boys who had gathered together with a pouty mouth.

"What nonsense are you talking about? If Nibuta-san can be compared to Teruhashi-san's heels, then Kawakami-san can only be as good as Teruhashi-san's toes at best."

"That's right, how can humans compare to angels?"

Although she was ruthlessly belittled, Ributa Imu did not feel sad. Instead, she smiled as if she had succeeded in her evil plan.

(Although I can't beat you, you are only as good as Kokomi-senpai's toes.)

"Teruhashi-san is an angel who has descended to earth, and Kawakami-san is at most just a petal that the angel rolled over when he descended."

"Petals? That's the extent of your feelings for Hirobashi-san. In my opinion, Kawakami-san is just a weed next to an angel."

"Weeds? You're nothing more than that. Kawakami-san is at most the skin on the feet that fell off an angel."

The arguments among the boys in the hallway grew more violent, the metaphors more vulgar.

Kawakami Tomie's mood turned from sunny to cloudy. Hearing the loyal dogs who had been fawning on her and begging for mercy just now suddenly starting to attack and belittle her crazily, she no longer had the mood to sit peacefully in the classroom.

If it were any other beautiful girl, she might have gone crazy, let alone Kawakami Tomie, who was extremely vain and arrogant.

"All of you, get out of here." Tomie Kawakami angrily dispersed most of the people in the corridor.

"So, young man, can you take me to see this angel you are talking about?" Kawakami Tomie grabbed a boy with pink hair and green glasses. From her observation, she found that this boy was the only one who had not made any derogatory remarks to her just now. Kawakami Tomie moved her body close to the boy and made a request to him.

[Are all beautiful girls so observant? ]

This boy was none other than Saiki Kusuo, who came to observe Tomie Kawakami's situation.

Saiki was not surprised that Tomie Kawakami transferred to this school. After all, this name had already appeared, so it was only a matter of time before she transferred to this school.

He came here to confirm whether the transfer student was an ordinary high school girl named Tomie, or an evil ghost regenerated from Tomie's remains.

[Fortunately, I am just an ordinary person, and I don't have the devilish mental pollution that can drive people crazy and the terrifying regeneration ability. ]

"Brother? It's time to take me there. You're not going to reject me." Tomie's body moved closer and closer. She believed that no human could refuse her request.

[Yeah, if it was just me, it would be hard to refuse. After all, Tomie is the type of person who will cling to you the more you refuse.]

"What are you doing, you shameless woman, let go of Saiki-senpai." When Ributa Imu saw Kawakami Tomie getting close to Saiki, she immediately jumped out to separate the two and stood between them to block Kawakami Tomie from approaching.

[I'm not talking about you, Nibuta-san. You'll only make things more troublesome.]

"Alala~~Is she your girlfriend? Saiki-san" Tomie Kawakami

Instead of paying any attention to Ributa Yi, she asked Saiki, "It doesn't matter. As long as Saiki-san can agree to my request, I can be your girlfriend." Snatching away other women's beloved partners is also one of Kawakami Tomie's hobbies.

"What are you talking about? There is no way that Senior Saiki would like someone as vain, arrogant, narcissistic and conceited as you." Ributa Imu accused angrily.

"Is what she said true? Classmate Saiki." Tomie Kawakami stared at Saiki with a playful look on her face.

【What are you waiting for? 】

(Don’t worry, help will be here soon) Anle, who was hiding in the distance, replied.

"Hey, it's Xiao Yiwu and Qi Mu, what are you doing?"

At this moment an angel descends.

Chapter 9 The victory of the perfect beautiful girl?

"Oh! You are Tomie Kawakami, right? You are really beautiful." (^?^*) Teruhashi Kokomi appeared with a smile on her face and a holy aura.

"Oh huh!?" (⊙?⊙) Kawakami Tomie covered her mouth in shock as it made uncontrollable strange noises.

(What’s wrong with this guy? How can there be a woman more beautiful than me in this world?)

The first time Tomie saw Teruhashi Kokomi, she knew that her charm was no match for the woman in front of her. Just like those hateful men who betrayed her said, this woman's charm was beyond that of a mortal. Perhaps only an angel could describe her beauty.

Kawakami Tomie began to waver. All her pride came from her confidence in her own charm. Now there was someone who surpassed her in every aspect. How could she still be proud?

But she didn't want to give up easily. Kawakami Tomie pushed away Rishida Ima, who had relaxed a little because of Teruhashi Kokomi's arrival, and hugged Saiki's arm tightly.

(This is the only person who didn’t belittle me because of this woman just now. Maybe he doesn’t like this woman in front of him. Even if it’s just one person, it’s fine. Only one person admits that my charm is greater than this woman.)

"Qi Mujun, I fell in love with you at first sight, please be my boyfriend."o(￣ε￣*)

[Oh my god, I seem to have seen this plot somewhere before. 】

(As long as I agree, as long as the man agrees in front of the woman, I have not lost.)

"What are you doing, Kawakami-san? You only met Saiki-san once. How could Saiki-san agree to be your boyfriend?" w(?Д?)wSomething happened that was beyond Kawakami Tomie's expectations. The perfect beautiful girl named Teruhashi Kokomi was shaken.

(She actually likes this man named Qi Mu!!!)

(It's so great! As long as I can get this man, let her watch me date this man every day, invite her to my wedding with this man, let her raise our children, and watch us grow old together, I can win her over forever.)

Stealing men is one of Kawakami Tomie's hobbies, not to mention stealing a man who is more beautiful than herself. If she succeeds, Kawakami Tomie is almost ecstatic just thinking about it.

[Yeah, this time is different from the time at Ributa. ]

The last time Rihoda Yimai confessed her love, Saiki chose to agree because he knew that Rihoda Yimai would dump him later. But this time is different. If Saiki agrees, Kawakami Tomie will never break up with Saiki in order to win over Teruhashi Kokomi.

Would a direct rejection reduce the trouble? No, Kawakami Tomie has already determined that Teruhashi Shinmi likes Saiki, and she will definitely not reduce her entanglement with Saiki.

[The options here are...]

Qi Mu nodded to Tomie to show his agreement.

(It seems like it's time for me to make an appearance.)

Kawakami Tomie did not express the slightest surprise at Saiki's agreement. She just looked at Teruhashi Kokomi's face hoping to get the victory she wanted. But to her surprise, Teruhashi Kokomi was completely unmoved. Instead, she smiled and said, "Oh, there's no vote (congratulations), Kawakami and Saiki." (￣ー￣)//"" She even applauded them.

Tomie Kawakami could clearly feel that "Teruhashi Kokomi" did not have the slightest bit of forced disguise. She only felt that she did not care at all, did not care at all about this person named Saiki.

"Besides, if something doesn't go your way, can you abandon it at any time, even if it's the person you like?" Kawakami Tomie was very dissatisfied. Although she won this time, she could only win this time.

"You are useless now, but since you let me win once, I will allow you to call me by my name from now on." Tomie Kawakami pushed Saiki away and declared a breakup.

"Hmph~ She's just a little girl who hides her true self under a pretty appearance." Kawakami Tomie said those harsh words and turned around and fled back to the classroom. Although she won once, it only filled her self-esteem a little. She knew that she was still inferior to Teruhashi Kokomi in all aspects, so she should stay away from her, out of sight, out of mind.

"Qi Mu, you've been dumped. How do you feel?" That "Teruhashi Shinmi" approached Qi Mu and joked.

Without even a moment's mourning for Teruhashi Shinmi's fall, the one who immediately rushed to the scene was the Joy Messenger: Anle-san!!

This "Teruhashi Kokomi" was of course an impersonation of Anle by Saiki using hypnosis. As for the real Teruhashi Kokomi, she fainted with excitement when Saiki nodded, and has now been sent to the infirmary by Ributa Ima.

[Yeah, it's you, the troublemaker, who caused all this trouble. ]

"Fortunately, Tomie now just has a bad temper. After meeting Teruhashi, her personality should be more restrained. If this is the evil ghost Tomie in the future, she won't be so obvious. She is a real bad woman." Anle said with some relief.

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Infirmary

Anle and Qi Mu came to the infirmary.

In the infirmary, Rihoda Ima and Kagoya Suaren were taking care of Teruhashi Kokomi who was still in a coma.

When Ributa Imu saw Qi Mu coming in, she said to Qi Mu with an angry face: "Senior, how could you agree to date a woman like that. It was obviously Senior Kokomi..." She didn't finish her words. After all, the fact that Kokomi asked Senior to like Senior Qi Mu should be told by Senior Kokomi herself.

"Qi Mu has a girlfriend?" Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ, with gauze wrapped around his face and a bandage on his right hand, said in surprise. Of course, he didn't come to the infirmary because he was really injured.

"Qi Mu is so miserable, he was dumped immediately." An Le took over the conversation. He could tell that Qi Mu didn't want to lie, otherwise he wouldn't have let Li Bu Tian Yiwu see him nodding in agreement.

"How embarrassing, Qi Mu." Higashi Sualen gloated.

[You are injured like this and you still want to laugh at me? ]

"Senior Qi Mu was dumped!" Li Bu Tian Yiwu exclaimed.

(That woman clearly already had Saiki-senpai but she didn't know how to cherish him. She really doesn't know what's good.)

"Qi Mu was dumped?" Even Teruhashi Kokomi, who was lying on the bed, woke up and attracted everyone's attention.