I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"I just fell into a coma because I was feeling unwell, not because..." Σ(っ°Д °;)っ Teruhashi Kokomi saw Saiki looking at her, and hurriedly explained the reason for her coma.

[Ah, ah, who on earth can you hide this from? 】

Chapter 10: Angel Kyoko and Eating Hina

After seeing off the recovered Teruhashi Kokomi and Nishinoda Ima, Anle and Saiki, who stayed in the infirmary, began to help Hirotani Sualen change the gauze.

Seeing that Yalian's body was covered in bruises, his forehead was scratched, and his arms were completely swollen, Anle asked curiously, "How did you get hurt so badly? Did you go racing again?" Anle was a little curious. Yalian's combat power and physical fitness were already high. Unless he "turned over", few people could injure him so badly.

"No, no, no, I just accidentally fell while walking." Higashi Suaya Lian touched her head sheepishly and answered awkwardly.

[Do you have the ability to fall on flat ground? Walking can hurt you like this. ]

(I can't say it out loud. A few days ago, I went to help my senior from the biker gang to seek revenge, but a little girl quickly knocked everyone down. Even I only got one punch after trying my best. How can I say it out loud? How can there be such a powerful little girl? She must be a person with super powers.)

[Hey, is it you again? ]

Qi Mu conveyed Hirotani Sualen's thoughts to Anle.

(Ah~~ Are you here already? I didn’t expect it to come so soon.)

[What's wrong with the superpowers? Are you becoming more and more outrageous? ]

Qi Mu stared at An Le with a dark face. In just a few days, the future evil ghost, the genius inventor, the robot girl, the talking cat appeared one after another, and now even the superpower appeared. Qi Mu now had to doubt whether his previous decision was too rash.

(Ah~ um~, a person with super powers is a person with super powers. You understand better than me, Qi Shen.) Anle had been forced into a corner by Qi Mu's eyes, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead. Although he liked to make fun of Qi Shen, he also knew that it was best not to make Qi Shen angry.

(Go meet Qi Shen and you will understand. They are all good kids and will never cause you any trouble.) Anle persuaded.

. . . . . .

In the evening, at the base of the Arakawa Rangers, Anle and Saiki hid aside.

"We found Qi Mu, the child Xingzi is there." Anle said, pointing at the girl with blonde hair and a ponytail who was squatting beside the homeless shelter with her hands on her knees.

Following Anle's guidance, Qi Mu saw the superpower girl from the future. She was sitting on the edge of the campfire, as if she was about to be swallowed by loneliness.

"What do you mean? You're making it seem like I can't stay here. I bought the wine, but you're still talking to me like this. I might as well just be alone."

(What should I do? If I am not accepted, I will just have to wander around alone.)

Saiki could clearly hear Anzi's mumbling voice.

"Hey~ little girl, it's rare for you to drink, why don't you sing a song." The homeless uncle with a hat asked Xingzi. (The little girl is so pitiful, let's help this child.)

"Why me~~~"

Saiki hid aside and watched quietly until he saw Anzi being accepted by everyone in the Arakawa Wandering Group. A slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he spoke telepathically to Anle.

[Yeah, what a good kid and a group of good people. ]

"Right, a child like this will never become a super-powered person who does evil things." An Le, who was standing next to him, had tears in her eyes.

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, are you such a sentimental person? ]

Anle didn't say anything, wiped her tears, turned around and left the wandering group's camp.

Seeing this, Qi Mu had no choice but to follow.

【Aren't you going to help that girl? 】

"It's not the right time yet. If I go out to offer help now, I will be regarded as someone with ulterior motives. We need to make some preparations." Anle replied with a smile.

. . . . . .

Little Song Bar

Anle, who was sitting at the bar, had completely changed his attire, taking off his school uniform and putting on a mature suit. With his extraordinary height and handsome face, he looked exactly like a young man in his twenties who was out for entertainment. No one would think that he was just a high school student who was not yet of drinking age.

"Ms. Tong, you look so young, but you are already a great bartender. You will definitely be a great person in the future. Why don't you leave me your contact information?" Anle raised his wine glass and teased the girl with long black hair in front of him who was calm and composed like an experienced bartender.

Anle certainly didn't come here to drink, but to prepare for the adoption of Xingzi. As long as he had a good relationship with Miss Shizi, it would be a natural thing for him to adopt Xingzi through Miss Shizi's relationship.

"Mr. Anle passed away." Hitomi Mishima replied with a smile. No one could tell that this person was a heavyweight. He was just a junior high school student, but he worked as a bartender in a bar. Except for those who knew him well, the customers of the bar always thought that Hitomi Mishima was just petite and young.

"Allah~ Could it be that Anle has fallen for Xiaotong? Is this possible? Xiaotong is my most important employee." Miss Shizi spoke up and stood in front of Mishima Hitomi and said, "But I am very interested in Anle. Would you like to buy me a drink?" As she said that, she did not forget to throw a coquettish look at Anle.

(I think it is your important money-making tool.)

He was indeed interested in the girl named Mishima Hitomi, but not in that kind of interest, which would be a crime, he just wanted to make a friend. Mishima Hitomi was known as a god, a future big shot, and although it was hard to say whether this world had a future, it was always right to make a friend now.

-"Ms. Shiko, I'm here again today." Yoshifumi Nitta, wearing a suit and a big blond slicked-back hair, pushed the door open and walked in. "Oh? It's a new person I haven't seen before." Yoshifumi Nitta smiled kindly at Anle and sat down at a random place.

Although Yoshifumi Nitta is a Yakuza, he is not in charge of fighting matters, so he has a kind personality. Although he is known as the monster of the Heisei era, his actual fighting ability can be almost ignored.

(That being said, this guy probably has a better personality than the average person and is also a "pot fetishist.")

"Anle just moved nearby." Miss Shizi explained, "Where's Xiao Hina? Didn't she come with you today?"

"Hina ate too much fish roe at once and got an upset stomach. She's lying at home now." Nitta Yoshifumi shook his head helplessly. (I really don't understand how fish roe can be so delicious?)

"Hahaha~ You really have Kohina's style." Miss Shiko laughed and kept patting Yoshifumi Nitta's shoulder.

[Ya, yale, all she can think about is eating and fish roe, she's simply a female version of Ran Tang. ]

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

Chapter 11: Intrusion! The shocking pressure of the burning hall

(I’m back, Qi Shen. I didn’t lie to you, did I?)

[The girl named Xingzi is okay. Both she and the wanderers are kind people. ]

[But is it really okay for that girl named Hina to be with the Yakuza? I don't want to see the day when that girl uses her superpowers to become a Yakuza thug.]

Saiki actually doesn't want to care about these things. His only goal is to hide his identity as a psychic. It doesn't matter whether other psychics use their abilities to make money like fortune-telling or to satisfy their own selfish desires like Totsuka Reita, as long as they don't expose Saiki's identity as a psychic, it doesn't matter.

But that girl named Hina was adopted by the Yakuza. If she were to be used by the Yakuza, the damage caused would be immeasurable. It would definitely affect the people around Saiki. Not to mention those far away, wasn't Kokosu Aren injured because of Anzi?

In fact, to put it bluntly, Saiki now does not trust this yakuza named Yoshifumi Nitta, and believes that he will only lead Hina in a bad direction.

Qi Mu was standing on the rooftop not far away thinking, and did not notice a familiar yellow-haired figure walking into the "Little Song" bar.

. . . . . .

"Oh~~~Manager, give me a bowl of ramen." A guy wearing a PK academy uniform, with a butt chin, a punk hairstyle, and a face that is more Yakuza-like than Yakuza, pushed the door open and sat down at the bar in a casual manner.

"Guest, guest, this is a bar." Σ( ° △ °|||)︴Mishima Hitomi looked at the face of Randou sitting in front of her, her legs already trembling. Although she often received guests from the Yakuza because of Shiko, this was the first time she saw a Yakuza with such a powerful aura just by his face.

"Oh~ then give me a bowl of ramen." Ran Tang was unmoved and just repeated the request again.

"!?" Hitomi Mishima was so frightened that she was frozen and could no longer respond. (He wasn't going to deliberately make demands that the store couldn't meet, like on TV, and then use that as an excuse to smash the store. He wasn't going to just hit me on the head with a bottle, was he?)

"My dear guest, this is a bar." Seeing this, Ms. Shizi quickly stood in front of Mishima Hitomi and emphasized again. In fact, if she directly said that the store did not provide ramen, Nendo would leave. But just emphasizing that this is a bar is useless, Nendo will not know that bars do not provide ramen.

"Why are you so long-winded? I told you to give me some ramen." Ran Tang knocked on the bar with his hand in dissatisfaction, looking like a real Yakuza.

Anle noticed Ran Tang Li as soon as he entered the door, but Ran Tang Li didn't recognize him because Anle changed his clothes. In fact, Anle could have stopped Ran Tang and explained everything to him, but because Ran Tang was wearing a school uniform, Anle would reveal his identity as a student, and his disguise would be in vain. Besides, with Qi Mu around, there shouldn't be any big trouble.

[Oh my god, when did I become a babysitter for you troublemakers? But it's a good opportunity to see what kind of person Nitta Yoshifumi is.]

(Ms. Shiko is in trouble, and this is her chance to show off.) Yoshifumi Nitta is still pursuing Miss Shiko, so he doesn't intend to miss this opportunity to be a hero and save the beauty.

"Hey~ kid, which group are you from? How dare you come here to cause trouble? This place is under the control of our Ashikawa group. If you don't want to lose your arms and legs, get out of here." Nitta Yoshifumi stood up and walked to the side of Tendou Riki, stretching out his hand to pull Tendou Riki up from his seat. (Wait for me to be a hero and save the beauty, and Miss Shiko will definitely do me... and then I can take advantage of the situation...)

He did not pull Rendō Riki, and Nitta Yoshifumi, who had come out of his fantasy, saw Rendō Riki's face clearly. (This couldn't be a big guy from the upper group, he must be the number one fighter in the group with this appearance.)

Sorry, he's just an idiot.

Because he didn't get to eat ramen and was provoked, Endou Riki was a little angry at this time.

"Do you want to fight?" Ren Tangli grabbed Yoshifumi Nitta's collar with his backhand, slowly stood up and lifted Yoshifumi Nitta up.

(So ​​tall and strong, there is no way I can defeat an enemy of this level. My followers are gone today, and Hina has a stomachache. What should I do? Can I just run away?) Yoshifumi Nitta is not a militant person. He is in charge of business management in the Ashikawa Group. Recently, it was because of Hina that he got the title of Monster of the Heisei Era. Now that Hina is gone, facing an enemy of the level of Endou Riki, he can only kneel down and beg for mercy or run away.

(No, I usually receive protection money from Shizi, but now I have to solve the problem with the Ashikawa Group. Even if I risk my life today, I have to protect the other people in the store from getting hurt. This is my "benevolence" to Yoshifumi Nitta.)

[Yeah, you'd be wasting your talent if you don't make a gangster movie. ]

Nitta Yoshifumi struggled to break free from Rendou Riki, and took an ugly stance. "Come on, kid. Today I will let you see what a Heisei monster is." His stance was ugly, and his words were unconfident. In his heart, he was already thinking (I will die, I will die, I will die here today.)

Although Ren Tang Li is kind-hearted, he doesn't look like someone who is afraid of a fight. He just wanted to eat a bowl of ramen, but he was constantly provoked. Even Ren Tang was furious and ready to fight.

Just when Riki Nendo and Yoshifumi Nitta were about to start a fight, "God" took action.

It’s not Saigod, but our current genius bartender, future high-rise building exterior glass cleaner, high-end restaurant waiter, movie theater employee, stadium salesperson, construction site commander, children’s play actor, and the god of Hayaku Hayaku (hurry up, hurry up) who is called “the one who can climb up” by mean female colleagues: Mishima Hitomi!!!

Perhaps some people have forgotten this setting. In this world, just hitting someone's neck will make them faint.

Tong Shen, who is only 1.46 meters tall now and may not grow taller in the future, quietly climbed onto the bar when no one was paying attention to her, and hit Ran Tang on the neck with a "bang", knocking him unconscious immediately.

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"Xiao Tong is so powerful. She knocked down the enemy in one fell swoop." Miss Shizi excitedly hugged Mishima Hitomi.

"Put me down quickly, Miss Shiko, or I'll be exposed." Hitomi Mishima, who was picked up by Shiko, shouted in panic.

(No way, why are all the girls I met recently so good at fighting? Even Miss Shiko can’t be...) Yoshifumi Nitta opened his mouth in surprise, and fell into deep self-doubt.

(As expected of the God of Thunder, he could calm down so quickly and even understand the setting of the world.) Anle was also very surprised. He thought that Qi Mu would need to take action to solve the problem.

"What should we do with this guy?" Miss Shiko had already put down Mishima Hitomi and was looking at Tendou lying on the ground, feeling embarrassed.

"It won't cause any damage, so just throw it on the street." Yoshifumi Nitta sighed and decided not to do anything too extreme.

After a few minutes

Anle and Qi Mu pulled the awakened Ren Tangli from the street.

"Yo~aibo, Ramen Ikko thief?"

[Ya Lie Ya Lie, is that all you know about ramen? ]

Chapter 12: First Contact with Kyoko

Thanks to the appearance of Endou, Saiki temporarily recognized Yoshifumi Nitta, but also asked Anle to take responsibility for the follow-up observations, and Anle readily agreed.

Today is the weekend, and Anle accepted the invitation from Kaito and others to go to the shopping street together.

"Let's go eat ramen." Ran Tang said, scratching his "butt" with one hand and pointing at a ramen shop on the roadside with the other.

[Hey, it's the weekend, why should I bother with all of you troublemakers? 】

Saiki originally wanted to enjoy the weekend at home alone, and he didn't want to pay attention to the invitations from Kaito and others, but a wicked guy got his mother Saiki Kurumi's mobile phone number from somewhere, so he had to go out with these troublemakers. After all, even Saiki, a superpowered person, dared not face the angry mother of Saiki.

"Hehe~ The magic furnace is indeed sending me a warning. It's time to stop and replenish the magic power, otherwise we won't be able to deal with the attack of Dark Reunion." Kaito Shun agreed to Randou's suggestion, covering his rumbling stomach with his left hand wrapped in bandages.

[If you are hungry, just say you are hungry. No one will understand you if you say that. ]

"Let's go, then. I haven't eaten Japanese ramen since I moved here, and I don't know how it differs from Chinese ramen. I'm quite looking forward to it." Anle, who was following beside him, echoed.

"I will never let you down, Ale."

[Then I think you should change to another store]

Qi Mu looked at the sign of the restaurant that Ran Tang pointed to, "Authentic Chinese Lanzhou Beef Ramen", and his forehead was filled with black lines.

"Stop, I will never let you get away today, stop right there."

Just as they were walking towards the ramen shop, a loud noise reached their ears.

“Only a fool would stop. I’ve already told you I owe you money. I’ll pay you back when I’ve earned enough money from selling the bottles. So don’t chase me anymore.” A white figure carrying a bag full of empty bottles quickly weaved in and out of the crowd, and skillfully turned into an alley at the corner to avoid pursuit.

"Damn it, we lost her again. Group 1 and Group 2, split up and look for her. She must not have gotten far. I must catch that girl today." Miss Shizi, the manager of the "Little Song" bar, roared into the intercom.

"Qi Mu, you guys go eat first. I saw an acquaintance and went to say hello." An Le said as he separated from Qi Mu and the others and walked towards Miss Shizi.

"Hey, newcomer, acquaintances are not as important as ramen." Ran Tangli shouted at Anle in dissatisfaction.

【Only you would think so. 】

. . . . . .

"Ms. Shizi, we are really destined to meet each other. I didn't expect to meet you here. What are you doing? You look like you are in a bad mood. Anger is the enemy of women's skin." Anle came to Miss Shizi with a smile on his face and asked knowingly.

"It's Mr. Anle, a kid who looks only about ten years old. I don't know when he wandered here. He doesn't know the rules. He stole a lot of things a few days ago and caused a lot of damage to the shopping street."

Anle knew she was talking about Kyoko, who was now living with the Arakawa Wanderers. Although she had given up stealing, the wrong things she had done would not be treated as if they had never happened, and the people in the shopping street were still chasing Kyoko.