I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Are kids nowadays so powerful? What kind of kid is this to have been able to escape until now despite being chased by so many people?" Anle asked Miss Shizi with pretended curiosity.

"She's quite a pitiful child. She looks only about ten years old. She is obviously still a child, but she is wandering outside. But even if she is pitiful, it can't be a reason for her to steal things." Miss Shizi dragged her right arm with her left hand, covered her face with her right hand, and answered Anle's question helplessly.

"I just saw that child, and she seems to have reformed. Please don't make things difficult for her."

"That kid hasn't stolen anything in the past few days, but there has to be an explanation for the losses suffered by everyone in the shopping street." Miss Shizi was a little dissatisfied with what Anle said, and her tone became aggressive.

"Hmm~Is that so?" Anle touched his chin and pretended to think.

"How about this, I'll pay the money that the child owes, and you guys should stop making things difficult for her." Anle decided to help Xingzi pay the money first.

Although the money would be repaid later with the help of Yoshifumi Nitta, Anle thought about the scene at that time.

In order to make life better for the people in the Arakawa Wandering Group, Kyoko gave up her dignity and asked for 40,000 yen, but it was immediately taken away by Ms. Shiko to pay off the debt. The expression of joy just climbed onto her cheeks, and then it was taken away. Thinking about this scene makes people feel distressed.

It seems that if the henchman who harmed Anzi needs to be sunk in Tokyo Bay, then Miss Shizi, who has done "all the bad things", must also accompany him.

"Ah~~" Miss Shizi covered her mouth in surprise. "Is Anle really going to help that kid pay back the money?" Miss Shizi rolled her eyes at this point: "Ale, aren't you trying to show your love in front of me to win my favor?" As she spoke, she squeezed her cleavage and winked at Anle.

She just thought Anle was trying to persuade her to be magnanimous, and was ready to get angry, but she didn't expect a sudden turn of events. This greatly improved Miss Shizi's favorability.

[What a shame, he is indeed trying to win your favor, but not for you.]

"After all, if such a young child was caught by you, she would definitely not be able to pay you back, and would eventually be sold to a nearby island. I can't bear to see such a thing." Anle joked with Miss Shizi.

[There is no such island in this time and space. ]

"Do you think we are some kind of hopeless perverts who deserve to go to hell? The most we can do is ask her to help us wash the dishes, and we'll let her go once she pays off the money." Miss Shizi knew that Anle was joking, so she didn't get angry with him. She just said helplessly.

. . . . . .

Miss Shizi took Anle's money and left happily.

"Why are you helping me pay back the money? I don't even know you. What is your purpose?" Xingzi did not run far. She had just been hiding in a nearby alley and witnessed with her own eyes how Anle helped her pay back the money. Now that no one was chasing her, she could finally come to Anle openly and ask questions cautiously.

【He is just a loli control. 】

(I am not. I only sue for legal matters. I don’t want to go to hell.)

"Just think of me as having a sudden change of heart and don't steal things again." Anle stretched out his hand, put his hand on Xingzi's hair, and rubbed it gently twice.

Xingzi did not avoid it, she could feel Anle's kindness. "Thank you, I will definitely return the money to you later." Xingzi held back her tears and lowered her head, not daring to look at Anle.

Anle didn't reply, just turned around, waved, and left.

[Yeah, I'm still a loli control freak who likes to show off. 】

(I don't!!!)

Chapter 13: Fierce Fight! In the Game Center

Ramen shop.

Doorway.

Saiki and others, who had just finished eating ramen, left the ramen shop.

"How is it, A Le? I didn't lie to you, it's delicious, right? Especially the noodle soup, it's definitely the most delicious part." The full Hai Teng Shun said to An Le while rubbing his bloated stomach. He drank all the noodles and noodle soup without leaving any.

"You're right, Shun. It tastes really good. And it tastes very familiar. It feels like home."

【Didn’t you look at the sign before entering the store? 】

Qi Mu looked at the sign next to him that read "Authentic Chinese Lanzhou Beef Ramen" and felt 100% or even 90% speechless.

"We're full now. What should we do next?" Anle asked Hai Teng.

"Next, of course, we have to go to the Place of Fallen Souls (the game center) to let you see my true strength." Kaito Shun is a frequent visitor to the game hall, and he is very confident in his own gaming skills.

(Humph~ I can make ten shots in one minute, I can beat the first level of zombies without recharging my life, and even in fighting games, I can maintain a good record of five wins and three losses against the elementary school student next door.)

[Yeah, with your ability, you can only be rated as "paper" at best. ]

"Really, little dwarf? I accidentally lost to you in the last competition. This time I will use all my strength." Ran Tang did lose to Hai Teng in the game hall last time, but that was because Hai Teng shamelessly won by cheating.

"Hmph, it's just the helpless rage of a defeated general. The winner this time will still be me, the Dark Wing." Kaito Shun was still very confident, and he activated the characteristic "Overconfidence".

"Today I changed my briefs into boxer briefs. I definitely won't lose." Ran Tang said, pointing at his pants.

"Who wants to know something like that!?"

. . . . . .

Come to the game center.

"Then let's start with the simple items, let's start with catching dolls." Kaito Shun raised his lips like a dragon king. Of course, he was not blindly confident. How could he be a match for Rando in an event that tested physical fitness? Of course, he had to choose those that tested luck and intelligence, or even better, those that had cheating methods.

Catching dolls is such a project that can be cheated. In order to make more money, almost all claw machine stores will set the claw machine's clamps to a mode that only clamps hard after a certain number of times. As long as he waits for Ran Tang and others to fail, he can try again with a high probability of success.

"Isn't this quite simple? It comes up right after you grab it, right?"

While Kaito was still fantasizing about winning easily, Rantang had already grabbed a green frog doll from the claw machine.

[So ugly, maybe only someone with electric shock ability would like it. ]

Thinking of this, Qi Mu did not forget to glare at Anle.

(Why are you glaring at me? I won’t do that if the world is so dangerous.)

[Can you also be telepathic?]

"I'll try it too, it seems interesting." Anle was eager to try it. He had never been to a game center in this world.

"It's really easy. I caught it in no time." Anle was holding a pink doll with round antennas on both sides of its head. It seemed to be the Teletubbies of this world.

"It looks familiar. You should keep it with Qi Mu and give it to Teruhashi-san someday." An Le said as he stuffed the familiar doll in his hand into Qi Mu's arms.

[Why is there such a doll? I guess I’ll have to ask the manufacturer for copyright fees someday. ]

"Hmph, the store owner must have forgotten to adjust the parameters. Let me show you the power of my Black Wings." Kaito Shun came to the claw machine.

(What’s so great about just grabbing? Today, let me show you what it means to grab a tag.)

[It would have been fine if I had just caught it normally. 】

As expected, Kaito Shun caught nothing.

"Hahahaha, you little dwarf, are you going to make me laugh to death? You didn't even touch the label." Ran Tang laughed mercilessly.

【Actually, I encountered a label. 】

"It must be that Dark Reunion deflected the light from the doll into my eyes, so I..." Kaito Shun blushed and blamed Dark Reunion for his failure.

[Dark Reunion is actually a bad organization in a certain college city? ]

(Damn it, the label is already hooked, why isn't it clamped like in the animation?)

[It would be strange if you could pick it up. ]

"That move is... Niagara Falls." The voice of a clerk at a nearby game center was heard by Hai Teng and others. The clerk's voice was full of surprise and disbelief, as if he had seen a miracle.

[Yeah, this guy is the real master. ]

Qi Mu glanced at An Le, who was whistling with his hands behind his head and not daring to look at Qi Mu.

"No, no, what's the point of a bunch of grown boys competing in catching dolls? Let's play a more manly game." Kaito Shun started to act like a rogue.

"Ah~~ It's obviously the one you want to compete with, little dwarf." Ran Tang said dissatisfiedly: "Then let me choose the next competition."

"It's not fair. You will definitely choose the one that's good for you. In that case, I won't recognize it even if you win." Of course Kaito Shun would not agree.

"Then let me choose. I will definitely choose one that is fair to both of you. Then you can show your strength and decide the winner." An Le made a timely suggestion.

"Okay, let Ah Le choose." "Then let the newcomer choose."

After obtaining the approval of Kaito Shun and Nendo Riki, Anle led them to the most eye-catching machine in the game center.

"Let's go with this. Whoever gets the highest score wins." Anle pointed at the dance machine and said to the two of them.

Is this a more "manly" game?

In the end, Kaito Shun cunningly chose a low-difficulty song for himself but chose the most difficult song for Nendo Riki. Although Nendo successfully completed the song with his extraordinary physical fitness and disgusting movements, he still lost to Kaito Shun because the degree of completion was too low.

【In the end, I still relied on cheating. 】

"That guy's dancing moves are disgusting."

“But it’s amazing. It almost broke the record for the highest difficulty score.” Onlookers complained.

The dance machine is indeed the most eye-catching game in the game center. Even if it is just two boys dancing, it attracts a large number of onlookers.

[I would rather go on a date with Teruhashi than dance around in front of so many people. ]

"What a shame. I heard that if you break the record, you can get a coupon for free coffee jelly at the dessert shop next door."

[Yeah, it looks like it's show time now. ]

(Get the Qishen dance video.)

Chapter 14: The Psychic Becomes a Captive of the Evil Beautiful Girl

"Master Saiki, you must save me. If I continue like this, I'm afraid I won't live long." The purple-haired psychic Torizuka Reita hugged Saiki's thighs.

Bang~Boom~

Toritsuka Reita was already rolling around after being kicked dozens of meters away by Saiki. He was lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes, and it seemed that he was breathing in more than out.

[Ah, yes, it turns out that he will not live long. 】

Saiki didn't do it on purpose. When his legs were held, he just instinctively wanted to shake off Toritsuka Reita, but unfortunately he didn't control the strength well. But there's no need to worry, Saiki can easily heal this simple injury.

[Didn’t I tell you, if you don’t want to die, don’t touch me easily. ]

This time, the rescued Toritsuka Reita didn't dare to approach Saiki easily. Instead, he squatted on the ground with his hands on his head, trembling, and his face was full of fear.

"Help me, Master Saiki. I will never dare to ask a ghost to peek at a woman's panties again. Please be merciful and save me." Toritsuka Reita had already completely knelt on the ground, prostrating himself, and begged Saiki.

[Yeah, what does it have to do with me whether you go and peek at my panties or not? ]

Although he really didn't want to bother with this scumbag and perverted psychic, it was the first time he saw Toribatsu Reita being scared like this, which aroused Saiki's curiosity. He really wanted to know what had happened.

[Tell me what happened. You were caught peeping into the women's locker room again, and now the police are coming to arrest you, right?]

"What are you talking about, Master Qi Mu? How could the police catch me in such a thing? I am a professional in this area."

Hearing Saiki questioning his professional skills, Torizuka Reitai was so dissatisfied that he even forgot to be afraid. He stood up and pointed his thumb at himself with a toothy smile on his face. No one knew what he was so proud of.

[So you really went to peek? I guess I'd better take you to the police station. You can tell the police directly if you have anything to say.]

"That's not what I want to talk about, Master Saiki. What I want to talk about is ghosts. The police can't deal with ghosts." Toritsuka Reita quickly changed the subject.

"It's like this, Master Saiki. Didn't a very beautiful transfer student just join our class?" Bubbles popped up above Uncle Bird's head and he fell into memories.

. . . . . .

"Let me see... Is that the one? The new beautiful transfer student." Totsutsu Reita hid in the bushes, secretly observing the black-haired beautiful girl Kawakami Tomie sitting on the bench. He was familiar with this kind of thing, and was confident that no one would be able to find him hiding here.

[Ah, are you committing a crime right from the start? ]

"Oh, she's a beauty second only to Teruhashi-san." Toritsuka Reita muttered excitedly in a low voice, "My fame probably hasn't reached her ears yet. I have to seize the opportunity as soon as possible." Toritsuka Reita has been around for so long that his reputation among the female group at PK Academy can be said to be infamous.

Not to mention the female students, even the female teachers, the lunch ladies and even the old ladies passing by the PK Academy would avoid him as if he were a piece of dog shit.

Now, there is finally a beautiful transfer student whose name has not been heard of yet. If I don’t approach her and take advantage of her now, I will never have the chance in the future.

[How come you haven't been fired yet? 】

"Please, Ghost-san, go and see what color and style of panties she is wearing, and then I will let you use my body temporarily." With saliva on his mouth, Totsuka Reita asked the harmless ghost beside him.

He would ask the ghost to do this kind of perverted thing almost every day, and he was already very skilled at it. After that, he could estimate Tomie's personality based on the style and color of her panties. After that, he would let the ghost of the cowherd possess her, and he could easily win over this new beautiful girl.