I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[The bad guys are so weak. 】

"I avenged you."

Hanabata Yoshiko put her hands on her hips and looked up at the sky.

"Super Banana Parfait."

[Just because of Parfait, he fought with the bad guys? 】

. . . . . .

"I remember now. The bad guys haven't come to the rooftop since that day."

A "!" flashed over Aharen's head and he finally remembered this incident.

"And Hanabata-san's bananas are delicious, too."

[Uh, it's a real banana, good kids, don't think wrongly. ]

“That’s all there is to the rooftop.”

Abalen continued to eat the rice in his hand, occasionally picking up a piece of fried meat and putting it into the mouth of the expressionless Laitang.

"I haven't finished talking about that time with Abalen-san."

Lai Tang continued to indulge in memories.

[How many times do you want to recall this? ]

. . . . . .

bang~

The door to the rooftop was kicked open.

[What happened to the door on the rooftop? Is there no one who can open it properly? ]

Qi Mu walked out from behind the door, followed by Ran Tang.

[So it's me this time? ]

"Dude, why are you walking so fast? It's just a cockroach."

Ran Tang followed behind Qi Mu, holding his head in his hands and said indifferently.

Qi Mu didn't say anything, just looked at Ran Tang silently.

[By the way, I actually spoke to Rantang through telepathy, but Laitang and the others just couldn’t hear me.]

[I remember that day, cockroaches appeared in the classroom, so I had to take refuge on the rooftop. Who knew that Ran Tang would follow me?]

[What happened after that day? I only remember that when I came to my senses, I was already sitting in the classroom.]

"Brother, please have some chewing gum. This is new, a foreign product brought from China." Ran Tang chewed the gum and blew a few bubbles from time to time.

At that time, Qi Mu had just been frightened by the cockroach and didn't want to look at Ran Tang's face at all. He just reached out and took a cockroach from Ran Tang's hand out of habit.

Qi Mu just felt something hit his finger, attracting his attention.

Qi Mu looked at his hand and realized that what he received from Ran Tang was not a piece of gum, but a prank gum toy. A huge black rubber cockroach was clamped on his finger.

The next millisecond, the gum toy disappeared and Qi Mu also lost consciousness.

"Brother! What's wrong with you, buddy?" Ran Tang shook the unconscious Qi Mu and began to prepare to perform artificial respiration on him.

Fortunately, Laidou and Awaren noticed the situation and stepped forward to stop Nendo before Saiki lost anything, and helped Nendo send Saiki back to class.

. . . . . .

[Yeah, so that's how it is. ]

Qi Mu's face turned unfriendly when he saw Anle, who had just thrown Teruhashi Nobuyuki out of the campus and was walking alone on the academy path.

"Why are you here Qi Mu? Are there cockroaches in the classroom again? You look so unhappy."

Anle, who didn't know what was going on, was still smiling happily.

[Grit your teeth and do a super soda pop kick. ]

Chapter 78: Anle (troublemaking) day

morning.

"Wake up, Xingzi, it's time to go to school." Anle knocked on Xingzi's door, waking up Xingzi who was still sleeping.

"A Le!!!" Xingzi's dissatisfied voice came from the room.

"Today is obviously the weekend!"

"Huh? Is today the weekend?" Anle's voice hesitated, as if he was checking the date on his phone.

"It's really the weekend. Sorry Xingzi, I remembered the wrong time." Anle apologized outside Xingzi's door, but judging from his tone, he must have done it on purpose.

"It's like this every weekend, Ale, can't you let me sleep a little longer?"

Xingzi, wearing cute blue bear pajamas, pouted, pushed the door and walked out of the room, still criticizing Anle.

"This is Xingzi's fault for staying up late watching TV. Children should go to bed early and get up early."

"It's all because of you that you put the cartoon I wanted to watch at the end of the videotape."

Xingzi glared at Anle in dissatisfaction and continued, "Don't think I don't know. It was you, Ale, who broke the fast forward button on purpose."

"Um, this...what era is it now? Why are we still watching videotapes? From now on, just use the Internet to watch the programs you want." Seeing that the conspiracy was exposed by Xingzi, Anle could only slowly change the subject.

. . . . . .

"What should I do today?"

After comforting the angry Xingzi, Anle left home and walked idly on the street.

"That seems to be Kaito's house, let's go say hello."

Anle looked at the name tag next to him with the words "Haiteng" written on it. He knew that Haiteng was probably attending a cram school now, but his trouble-making soul told him that it was a good time to come.

ding dong~

Anle pressed the doorbell of Haiteng's house, and soon Haiteng's mother opened the door.

"Excuse me, who are you?"

"Hello, you must be Hai Teng's mother. I am Hai Teng's friend. I want to ask him out to play. Is he home?"

Anle asked in a sunny and cheerful tone.

"Kaito has cram school today, so he's out already. He won't be back until the afternoon." Seeing that it was Haito's friend whom she had never met before, Haito's mother immediately perked up.

(But does Shun call me mommy in front of his friends? Doesn’t he feel embarrassed?)

Hai Teng's mother muttered to herself.

"It's a rare opportunity for you to come here, why don't you come in and sit down first."

Hai Teng's mother certainly had her own purpose. For the sake of Hai Teng's studies, Hai Teng's mother strictly controlled the academic performance of Hai Teng's friends. Those with poor academic performance would be driven away from Hai Teng. She invited An Le to come in, of course, to find an opportunity to test An Le's academic performance.

Anle certainly knew this, and he didn't want to go to his friend's house to do a day's worth of papers on his rare weekend.

"No need, I have other things to do, so I won't bother you."

Anle quickly waved his hand to reject Haiteng's mother's invitation, and left in a swagger, making the excuse that he had something to do.

"Forget it, let's test it next time when Shun is at home." Hai Teng's mother muttered to herself in front of the door as she watched An Le leave.

"Shunya, really. I thought he only called me mommy at home, but I didn't expect him to call me that in front of his friends as well, like a little kid. I have to have a good talk with him when he comes back."

. . . . . .

Anle continued to wander the streets.

"Hey, isn't this the new guy?"

Suddenly someone called him. Anle looked in the direction of the voice and saw Ran Tangli wearing a short-sleeved shirt and shorts, a straw hat and carrying an insect net, dressed like a young insect catcher.

"Really strong, I've been here for so long, it's time for you to call me by my name, my name is not difficult to call."

Anle complained.

"Hmm? That's right. You're new here and you've been here for a long time. It's time to call your name." Ran Tangli really had no way of being sure how long Anle had been here.

"But...what's your name, new guy?"

Ran Tangli scratched his cheek with his fingers and asked Anle's name as a matter of course.

"What on earth do you remember in your brain?"

Anle felt that if he continued to communicate with Ran Tang, his intelligence would be reduced, so he quickly changed the subject after telling Ran Tang his name.

"Are you going to catch bugs? Why don't you ask Saiki to come along?"

Anle just wanted Ran Tang to take Qi Mu to catch insects together, so even though he knew that Qi Mu was afraid of insects, he still brought the topic to Qi Mu.

"It's strange, every time I go to find my buddy to go out and catch bugs, he's never home."

Even with Ran Tang's intelligence, he had begun to doubt the rationality of Qi Mu's absence from home every now and then.

"It's a simple matter. Wait for me to make a call."

Anle patted Ran Tang on the shoulder, gave him a "leave it to me" gesture, took out his cell phone and called Qi Mu's mother.

"Okay, Kurumi-san, Riki will be here soon, you must let Saiki wait for him. Well, thank you for your hard work, I will bring gifts to visit you next time, bye."

Anle put away his phone, waved goodbye to Rantang who was already heading towards Qimu's house, and kept his achievements and fame to himself.

. . . . . .

"Ale, Ale."

"What's wrong with you? Wake up."

"Why do I always feel like someone is calling me?"

Anle, walking on the street, looked around in confusion.

. . . . . .

"Why did Ah Le faint here? What happened?"

Kaito anxiously helped Anle, who had fallen beside the path, up, and together with Kugoya Su, helped Anle to a bench on the side.

"Huh? This is it?"

Anle, who was originally in a coma, finally regained consciousness due to the actions of Hai Teng and others.

"Hmm!" Anle sat up straight on the bench.

When Anle woke up, he did not see the unfamiliar ceiling, but instead saw a pair of familiar egg-shaped chins. He had just been resting his head on Rantang's thighs.

"At least give me a beautiful girl's lap pillow. Who wants a grown man's lap pillow?"

"Since this is my first time, please just bear with it."

[No one wants to know that kind of information.]

"I seem to see a revolving lantern."

Anle shook his head to make himself more clear-headed.

"I remember when I just threw that guy out of the school and walked towards the classroom..."

Anle finally remembered what had happened.

(You were too ruthless, Qi Mu. And you attacked me by surprise. I was scared to death by you. I could see a revolving lantern.)

[You asked for it. You actually used a trick toy to scare a superpower. You should have guessed that this day would come.]

(Oh, you mean that? No wonder he couldn’t find it when I asked Ran Tang for it. Did that really scare you?)

(This is a backward toy in China that can’t even scare elementary school students. You are so funny.)