I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[Yeah, your revolving lantern just now seems to be very interesting. ]

(Sorry, I got carried away.)

Chapter 79: The beginning of a sunny beach summer story

"Ah~ah~what has been going on since ancient times?"

Anle came to Qimu's house, muttering words that most people couldn't understand. Anle was dressed quite coolly today, in a short-sleeved shirt and beach shorts, and invited Qimu to go to the beach.

[You just remembered this after almost 80 chapters? ]

[Again, how could I possibly go? It would be too much trouble.]

[My mother is not at home today, don't try to use her to force me to submit.]

"It's rare for Ah Le to come and play with you, so go to Nanxiong."

Anle held up the phone, and the call interface between Anle and Qimu's mother appeared in front of Qimu.

【Ah~~~】

. . . . . .

It's a good day today. The warm sunshine is shining on the fine beach, the gentle breeze blows across the skin, and the ebb and flow of the sea water is sparkling in the sunshine.

"Come here, little guy, it's been so long, you haven't learned how to swim yet, have you?"

Ran Tang, with his bare chest, wanted to pull the sea vine on the shore into the water.

"What are you talking about? Of course I have learned how to swim."

This time, Hai Teng seemed to be confident.

"What are you waiting for? Let's do it together."

"Wait, wait, wait a minute, my swimming ring is not ready yet."

When Ran Tang heard Kaito say that he could swim, he immediately pulled Kaito into the water.

"You still need a swimming ring, which doesn't mean you can swim, Shun." Kurotani Su, who was wearing purple swimming trunks, looked at Kaito who was dancing and struggling in the water that was only above his ankles, and reached out to pull him up with some amusement.

"Humph, I'm just getting familiar with the temperature of the sea water and warming up at the same time."

【There is a limit to being tough. 】

"The radiation here won't exceed the standard."

Anle, wearing only a pair of swimming trunks, stared at the sparkling sea with some suspicion.

[Isn't it a bit late for you to start worrying about radiation now? ]

"What a ridiculous question! Even if there is radiation, the sea water here cannot harm my well-trained body."

Hai Teng waved his hand indifferently, fully expressing his disdain for radiation.

"Oh, what are you talking about, what is radiation."

Ran Tang, who had already returned from swimming in the sea, emerged from the sea water with a bunch of seaweed on his head, and made a sound that attracted the attention of several people.

"It's a sea monster that has been mutated by radiation!!!"

Kaito Shun screamed, foaming at the mouth and fainted on the shore.

【It is the burning hall. 】

"Shun, your well-trained body faints too easily."

Anle sighed, walked forward, put his hand under Hai Teng's armpit, and dragged him under the parasol to rest.

[So what about the death penalty you mentioned?]

[A group of men coming to the beach is not a welfare broadcast. 】

"Don't be in a hurry. There's no way girls can change clothes that fast."

Anle rolled his eyes at Qi Mu.

"You're not anxious to see Teruhashi-san's swimsuit, are you?"

【What can you expect from a moving skeleton?】

Qi Mu was certainly not looking forward to girls' swimsuits. He had seen enough of that kind of thing and no longer had that kind of worldly desire.

He just wanted to know how many goblins came to the beach this time, so that he could estimate how much trouble he would have to deal with later.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting, Saiki-san and everyone else."

Teruhashi Kokomi's voice attracted the boys' attention, and all the boys except Saiki turned their expectant eyes to Teruhashi Kokomi.

"It took a while to tie my hair. Are you guys too impatient? Saiki-kun?"

Teruhashi Kokomi, with her hair tied in a bun and wearing a dark pink sun protection suit, came to the boys.

"Oh, Teruhashi-san." The boys except Saiki couldn't help but exclaim.

(Tsk, just as I expected, you are not capable of this.)

(Luckily I was well prepared. I specially chose a three-point swimsuit under my sun protection suit. Anyone who sees it will be too excited to bleed. Even if you don’t, as long as you have a nosebleed, it’s my victory.)

The more she thought about taking pictures of the bridge, the redder her face became. It was obvious that wearing such a revealing swimsuit was a challenge for her, otherwise she wouldn't have put on a dark sun-protective suit on the outside.

[You're working too hard, can't you just forgive me? ]

"What about the other girls?"

"I'll be right there behind you." Teruhashi Kokomi replied.

"It's finally my turn." The dark-skinned hottie Xiang Bu Ming made a grand appearance in her dark red bikini. Forgive me for not being able to describe the turbulent scene, but the great river crab god has already pressed the author's keyboard.

【Do you want this too? 】

"Hey! Little girl over there, how can you be dressed like this? Go back and put on some clothes."

"Huh? Why is this happening?"

Before Xiang Bu Ming could get close to her, she was forcibly pulled back to the changing room by an enthusiastic middle-aged woman who was patrolling nearby.

"Can I finally go out?"

Meng Yuanzhiyu, who was still hiding in the locker room, poked his head out.

"How is it possible that there will be a shot of me when I appear together with Xiao Xinmei and Xiao Ming?"

After making sure that no one could steal the limelight, Yumehara Chiyu, wearing an ordinary orange one-piece swimsuit, finally came out of the locker room and greeted the boys.

[You guys are coming out one after another, are you treating this like a catwalk? ]

"Ah Le, sorry to have kept you waiting. Swimsuits are so hard to put on."

Before Yumehara Chiyu could speak, the lively and cute Anzi came skipping and leading the two, Hina Nitta and Hitomi Mishima, who had changed into one-piece swimsuits, in front of everyone.

"It's okay, Xingzi, we didn't wait long." Anle reached out and flicked the two cute buns on Xingzi's head.

(This time I wasn’t even given a chance to speak!!!)

Meng Yuan Zhiyu screamed in his heart.

[At least now I can’t use words to cover your face, so just be content.]

(Forget it, as long as Kaito sees me, that's fine.)

[What a pity, Kaito was frightened by Rentang a long time ago and has not woken up yet. ]

"It's strange, why are there no other tourists on this beach except the staff?" The always perceptive Kugoya Su discovered the highlight: they were the only group of people on the entire beach.

Although it is not the peak tourist season now, there should be local residents on the beach on a hot day.

Hearing Kugoi Su's question, Hitomi, who had been standing dignifiedly with Kohina and Kyoko, quickly came out to explain: "Don't worry, this is my private beach, please feel free to play."

[It's been a short while since we last met, and you already have a private beach? ]

"Oh, well, so that's how it is." After hearing Mishima Hitomi's explanation, sweat of embarrassment dripped down Hikari's forehead.

(This child should have a lot in common with Shun.)

[She is not a chuunibyou, she is telling the truth. ]

Chapter 80 Dead or Alive Dangerous Beach Volleyball

Actually, no one really cared why there were no other people on the beach. There were quite a few people who came this time, and many of them didn't have a chance to show up. The girls were also happy about this, as the absence of passers-by also eliminated the possibility of harassment from passers-by.

Qi Mu looked around, looking at the little elves scattered all over the beach, some who appeared frequently, some who appeared occasionally, and some who appeared for the first time, and sighed deeply.

"Why are you so sad, Qi Mu, when we came out to play?"

Anle reached out and pulled Qi Mu's expressionless face, as if it had nothing to do with her.

[How do you see a frown on a blank face? ]

"Since buddy and shorty aren't planning on swimming, why don't we go play beach volleyball?"

Ran Tang, shirtless and wearing black swimming goggles, padded the volleyball in his hand and called out to An Le and Qi Mu who had been standing nearby.

"Humph, this time I'll let you see how powerful the Black Wings' Explosive Wave Spiral Penetration Counterattack Tearing Wave is."

Kaito, who had recovered at some point, took the beach volleyball from Randou and wanted to hit it a few times in his hands like Randou, in order to show off his so-called invincible skills.

[It can only be considered a cushion of 10 centimeters, and the prefixes in the skill name are a bit too many. ]

"Good idea, Ran Tang. Observing the elasticity of the volleyball at the beach is also a very important activity. This opportunity cannot be missed." An Le gave Ran Tang a thumbs up and showed a smile that all men understand.

[You mentioned volleyball. ]

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and organize the manpower."

. . . . . .

"Unfortunately, I still have to perform my duties as a lifeguard and cannot participate in the competition."

Hui Lu Chuzhi, dressed as a lifeguard with skin tanned by the sun, shed tears as he was unwilling to miss the opportunity to compete with his rival.

【Are you appearing as a beach staff? 】

"So now it's the blue team, Kaito's team, versus the red team, the tough guy team."

Anle, the referee, stood at the side of the field.

[You actually went to be a referee again. ]

(I'm not so stupid as to want to compete in sports with a bunch of freaks like you.)

Blue's captain Kaito led the aggressive attacking Kugotani Su, the libero who could play in any position, and the always hidden Saiki into the arena.

The red team is composed of Showa captain Okada Takeo, miraculously cool guy Sakamoto, the imaginative Raido and the mediocre Sato.

(Is my introduction mediocre?)

[Even Sato-san is here! ]

(After all, he is a representative of ordinary people whom even you, Saiki, respects, so it’s time for him to appear.)

"Game start!"

Before Qi Mu could finish his surprise, referee An Le blew the whistle he had prepared long ago.

Because of Qi Mu's lucky E, and the fact that Ran Tang's ghost father couldn't interfere with the coin that was not his relic, the blue team naturally lost the coin that gave them the ball at the beginning.

[I am Lucky E. I am really sorry. 】

"The red team kicks off. The volleyball is now in the hands of Sato, the kicker. Let's see how he performs."

"Come on, Sato-kun."

Under the coconut trees on the sidelines, Suzumiya Harui, a girl with a negative luck value wearing a green swimsuit, was cheering for Sato.

(Suzumiya-san is watching me. I have to give it my all and not lose face.)

Sato Hiro threw the volleyball high up, made a standard kick-off action, and successfully hit the volleyball.

【ordinary】