I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Chapter 82 Sunshine, Beach and Nuclear Explosion

The sea breeze caresses the sea surface, the waves gently hit the beach, and countless surging waves shine silvery-white light under the sunlight, like dancing silver butterflies.

"Ran Tang, let's compete on the beach to see who runs faster." Hui Lu, whose skin color seemed to have become darker, suggested to Ran Tang beside him.

[You abandoned your duty as a lifeguard after only two chapters? ]

"Oh, I won't lose."

Under the clear sky, young boys and girls were playing on the coast, and their laughter and playfulness echoed on the beach with the gentle sea breeze.

"This is youth."

Anle, wearing beach shorts, shirtless and a pair of sunglasses, was lying on a lounge chair under a parasol on the shore. From time to time, he would pick up a cold drink at hand to cool off and sigh about his youth.

[Aren't you ashamed to say such things in broad daylight? ]

Qi Mu lay on the recliner next to An Le.

"That's right, you're still a child, Ale."

Kaito, who was standing next to the sand castle he had just built, spread his hands and sighed with a doting yet helpless look as if he saw his own naughty child suffering from chuunibyou.

"Stay away from the runt."

Ran Tang, who was racing with Hui Lu behind his back, knocked down the sand castle that Kai Teng had just built and ran away.

"Ah! The dark city I just built."

[What a tacky name.]

"It took me all my hard work, the sacrifice of thousands of souls, the essence of the earth, and the blood of the ocean to successfully build this fortress against Dark Reunion." Hai Teng's eyes were already filled with tears.

"Hahaha, Shun, you're more like a child now that you're about to cry."

Anle, who was standing by, sat up from the recliner and laughed mercilessly.

【Don't come out to finish off the enemy at this time. 】

Hai Teng, who had just lost his fortress and was ruthlessly killed by An Le, sat under the parasol with his hands on his knees in frustration.

He kept muttering something like, "Go back, I will never come to the beach again."

"Oh my, it's so troublesome. I'd better stay away from it." Anle rested his head on his hands, not paying any attention to the distraught Hai Teng. He whistled sideways, stood up and left.

[You said my lines, what else can I say. ]

Qi Mu looked at An Le's receding back with a dark face.

. . . . . .

"Minano, come over here and join us." Standing in the sea, holding a ball in her hands and playing with Teruhashi Shinmi and others, Yumehara Chiyu looked curiously at Tounome Nanano who was sitting on the shore.

"That's right, Mingno, come and play too." Xiaolizi was splashing water on her and Anzi and the others.

"No, I'm afraid of water." Dongyun Mingno raised her hands and waved them at the same time, rejecting the invitation of Yumehara Chiyu and Oguriko.

(They are both robots, but isn’t Oguriko afraid of water? That’s great.)

In fact, Dongyun Mingno also wanted to play in the water with her friends, but she knew very well that she was just a robot with average performance. She could tolerate being caught in the rain, but if her whole body was soaked in water, she would definitely have a short circuit.

So she was very envious of Xiao Lizi, who was also a robot but could play in the water.

"OK then."

Meng Yuan Zhiyu just thought that she was really afraid of water and didn't force her.

"Mengyuan, Shun seems to be in a bad mood. Can you come over to him?" Anle, who was walking from a distance, said to Mengyuan Zhiyu.

"Ah! I'll be there right away." Upon hearing that it was about Hai Teng, Meng Yuan Zhiyu immediately dropped the ball and ran towards An Lelai.

"Xiao Zhiyu is really something. She left us as soon as she heard about Kaito-san. She is really a person who forgets his friendship for the sake of beauty." Xiangbu Ming on the side pulled Teruhashi Xinmei and pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Qi Mu is also there. If Shun was taken away by Yumehara, he would be the only one left." Anle continued.

【Can't you just leave me alone for a while? 】

"I suddenly have something to do, so I'll be away for a while." Teruhashi Shinmi broke free from Xiangbu Ming's hand and quickly followed behind Yumehara Chiyu.

"Don't sneak away, Xiao Zhaoxin. We are best friends. I want to go too." Xiangbu Ming also wanted to go.

"Senior Xiangbo, don't be in a hurry to leave. I still have many questions about dressing that I want to ask you." Ributa Ima gave Teruhashi Shinmi a look that said "leave it to me" and walked forward to hug Xiangbo Ming's arm.

"why is it like this."

Anle, who had just seen the undercurrent of friendship between best friends, left the crime scene with a smile and her hands behind her back, hiding her merit and fame.

. . . . . .

"What's wrong with you, Kaito? Are you okay?" Mengyuan Zhiyu ran over and saw the figure of Kaito sitting under the parasol at a glance.

At the same time, he could be heard muttering from time to time, "Shatter the reality, destroy the spirit, destroy everything", etc. It was obvious that Hai Teng had completely fallen into the fantasy world.

"Isn't this normal, Kaito-san? Anle-san is lying again."

Meng Yuan Zhiyu looked at Hai Teng who was daydreaming, and her plan to confess her feelings to Hai Teng when he was in a depressed mood failed.

【How can he be normal now?】

"Hey, Saiki-san, I heard that Kaito-san was in a bad mood, so I came to see him." Teruhashi Kokomi, who was following behind him, explained to Saiki.

[Then you should take a look at that guy Kaito, and tell him that you are here to care about him, okay? ]

[He's causing me trouble again. Looks like I have to teach that guy Anle a lesson. 】

While Qi Mu was considering whether to beat Anle up directly or find an excuse to beat Anle up, he suddenly felt a headache and his predictive ability was activated.

Qi Mu only saw flames all over the sky and thick smoke rising into the sky, forming a huge mushroom cloud. The tsunami it caused submerged all nearby areas, creating a scene of devastation.

[Has Kaito awakened a superpower that can change fantasy into reality? ]

Qi Mu opened his mouth in surprise. Although he saw the explosion with his predictive ability, he did not see the cause of the incident and could only make random guesses.

After all, the only thing nearby that has anything to do with a nuclear explosion that would destroy everything is Kaito’s fantasy.

"Are you okay, Saiki?" Teruhashi Kokomi asked with concern when she saw Saiki's expression for the first time.

[Although I want to teach Anle a lesson, isn't a direct nuclear explosion a bit too much? ]

Saiki was still thinking about the nuclear explosion and did not answer Teruhashi Kokomi's question.

(I'd better go find Kouriko. As her younger sister, she should know what's wrong with Saiki with that expression.) Teruhashi Shinmi thought.

[Yes! There is also Ogururo! ]

Saiki excitedly grabbed Teruhashi Shinmi's shoulders, finally figuring something out. Without saying a word, he left Teruhashi Shinmi behind and ran towards Oguri.

I didn't see Teruhashi Kokomi blushing at all because Saiki took the initiative to contact her.

. . . . . .

"What are you doing, stupid brother? I haven't had enough fun yet." Xiao Lizi was pulled out of the sea by Qi Mu who came rushing over.

Saiki immediately used time reversal to turn Kouriko's time back one day, and the nuclear explosion crisis was resolved.

"Why do you look like you're about to explode? The nuclear fusion battery made by Sosuke-nii is very safe. There's only a 50% chance of it exploding if it's soaked in water."

As a matter of course, Xiao Lizi said horrible words.

[Hey, hey, even if that guy Kongsuke is not here, are you going to cause me trouble? ]

Chapter 83: The Great Knock Scientist's Adventure on the Beach

On the beach where everyone except the staff were students, it was rare to see two adults walking on the beach.

"Although I came here as soon as I received the invitation, I didn't expect it to be a private beach and I can only be with my students. Is this really okay?" Teacher Momohara, who was worried that his serious teacher image might be ruined, wore a black swimsuit and took a walk on the beach with his good friend Teacher Miyahira.

"Don't worry, Taotao. It's good for your body to come out and bask in the sun. Don't think too much and just relax." Teacher Gong Ping, who always wears glasses even when going out, was wearing a white bikini and holding Teacher Taoyuan's arm.

The two people's perfect bodies are exposed in the sun, showing the charm unique to adult women.

“That’s what you say, but…” Teacher Taoyuan stretched out his free hand and rubbed his temple.

(This beach is full of pleasure traps. If I relax too much, I might end up dead here today.)

[Your idea is too horrible.]

"It's our classmate Anle who is invited. Taotao, let's go and see what he is doing." Teacher Gong Ping saw Anle sitting alone on the beach and suggested to his good friend Teacher Taoyuan.

Although it was a proposal, without waiting for Teacher Momohara to respond, Teacher Gongping forcibly pulled her towards Anle.

"Please slow down, Mr. Gongping." Mr. Momohara had no choice but to be dragged forward by Mr. Gongping.

(Anle-san? That’s fine too.)

(As a necessary hypoglycemic drug for my class in Class 3, even if I was alone on the sunny beach filled with the air of joy, I should not be hit by the joy trap if I go to him.)

"Anle, what are you doing here by yourself? Why don't you play with your classmates?" Teacher Gong Ping walked up to Anle and asked. "If you have any worries, you can talk to me as a teacher in the health room."

Anle heard the voice, but did not turn around. Instead, he raised his right hand with a serious expression, pointed his finger in the direction of the sea and said, "The other side of the sea is..."

Anle stopped talking halfway through.

"What's wrong, classmate Anle?" It was just a casual question, but he didn't expect Anle to behave like this, which scared Teacher Gong Ping a little.

"This joke sounds unlucky, so I'd better not play it casually."

Anle changed his expression and answered with a grin. It was obvious that he was just joking and nothing had happened.

[If you use memes randomly, you will be cyberbullied. 】

"I'm just tired from playing, so I'm going to take a rest here and enjoy the scenery." Anle smiled and pointed to the beach in front of him.

"Teacher Xiangcai, you must like it very much." The scenery that Anle was talking about was not some superficial high school girl's swimsuit, although Anle was indeed appreciating it.

"Student Anle, please don't joke with the teacher. My name is not Xiangcai. I hope you can remember that my full name is Taoyuan..." Teacher Taoyuan said sternly, wanting to say her full name, but before she could say it, Teacher Taoyuan had already looked forward in the direction of Anle.

Aharen is building a sand castle on Raido's body, Yumehara Chiyu and Kaito Shun are sitting under a parasol and daydreaming together, Teruhashi Shinmi is sitting on a recliner and chatting and laughing with Saiki who is lying next to her, and Yamato Rinko is feeding the tough guy ice cream.

Sato Hiro and Suzumiya Yoi were swimming hand in hand, but their movements were a little strange. There was also a light bulb named Huilu nearby, who was shouting and swimming towards them.

[The last couple was clearly about to be swept away by the waves. ]

puff~

Because of the blood spilled on the beach, Mr. Momohara missed the opportunity to say her full name.

[Do you have the same problem as Sakamoto where you can't know the name? ]

"Taotao, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me." Teacher Gong Ping supported Teacher Taoyuan who was almost falling to the ground.

"Joy~Heaven~~" Teacher Taoyuan closed his eyes in satisfaction.

"Tao Tao!!!"

Of course, as a funny everyday comedy, things like death are impossible to happen.

Teacher Taoyuan just fainted in Teacher Gongping's arms for a short while, then woke up on his own and recovered. At this time, Anle had left and rejoined the group of boys and girls playing.

"Are you okay, Taotao? Why don't we go to the hospital?" Teacher Gong Ping helped Teacher Taoyuan up and asked with concern.

"It's okay, I'm fine now. Don't blame me for being careless." Teacher Taoyuan waved her hands, indicating that she was fine if you ignore her still bleeding nose.

[Your red blood cell casualties are a bit high. 】

Teacher Taoyuan simply pinched her nose a few times, and her nosebleed miraculously stopped.

[You should really thank the hard-working platelets in your body. ]

(Anle was actually the bait that tempted me to let my guard down. Was it because I was too relaxed that I fell into the trap so easily?)

"There are students over there, let's go to the other side." Teacher Taoyuan pulled Teacher Gongping with rare toughness, turned around, left Happy Paradise behind, and walked in the opposite direction.

(Huanxi also has its miscalculations. He actually gathered all the Huanxi traps together. As long as I don’t go over, Huanxi can’t knock me down.)

. . . . . .

"Hey, woman over there."

Ran Tang, who appeared out of nowhere, called out to Taoyuan and Gongping who were taking a walk.

"Would you like to come with me for a bowl?"

[Although I know you are talking about ramen, I'd better call the police and have you arrested. ]