I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Ran Tang pretended to be cool by inserting his fingers into his punk hairdo, smiling with his mouth open and showing his sparkling teeth.

"Rantang, it is wrong to sexually harass a teacher." The serious teacher Taoyuan was not afraid at all. He put his hands on his hips and scolded Rantang with great momentum.

"Randou, what are you doing? They are teachers Momohara and Miyahira." Kurotani Su, who was with Randou, quickly grabbed Randou's head, forced him to bow deeply at a 90-degree angle, and apologized.

"You idiot, I was just talking about ramen and didn't mean anything else. I'm really sorry for causing the two teachers to misunderstand me." Kurotani Su said loudly with his scarred upper body exposed.

[Just leave as soon as you've apologized. Who would believe what you say if the two of you stand together? ]

(In order to protect his beloved younger brother, the scarred elder brother put aside his dignity, bowed his head and surrendered to the police to apologize, and suddenly felt a different kind of joy.)

puff~

Teacher Taoyuan spat out another mouthful of blood with an expressionless face.

[Your preferences for classical romance works actually include BL! ! ! ]

Chapter 84: Superpower Fishing Skills

The three little ones stood silently on the shore, watching the waves rolling in, as if they were already tired of playing.

Gulu~~~

"I'm hungry."

Hina Nitta's stomach protested.

Xiao Hina rubbed her belly with her hands, and turned to look at Mishima Hitomi with an expressionless face. Although they were the same age, she felt at ease asking Xiao Hitomi for care.

"But there is still some time before lunch." Sweat appeared on Hitomi Mishima's forehead. The snacks they brought were eaten up without them knowing when. If they wanted to eat now, they could only wait for the staff to prepare it.

[I can already guess who ate all the snacks. ]

"Eat." Xiao Hina didn't say anything else but just stared at Xiao Tong expressionlessly, repeating his wish to eat.

Gulu~~~

"Indeed, I'm a little hungry too." At this time, Xingzi's stomach also started to growl, and she scratched her hair embarrassedly.

Gulu~~~

Hitomi Mishima's stomach also protested.

"It seems like they are having a bit too much fun. I'll call and have someone send some food over." Xiaotong smiled helplessly, wiped the embarrassed sweat from her forehead, took out her cell phone and made a call.

"Huh? All the ingredients were eaten by a red-haired girl?"

[You can't even let go of the reserved ingredients, Meragari-san. 】

Xiaotong hung up the phone in surprise.

"The ingredients have been eaten up. The staff has gone to buy more. We may have to wait for a while." Xiaotong explained to Xiaohina and Xingzi who were staring at her eagerly.

"Okay then." Xingzi expressed her understanding.

"Eat." Xiao Hina kept repeating the word "eat".

The three little ones looked at each other in silence and continued to look at the sea expressionlessly, feeling the touch of the waves hitting their feet and the gurgling sounds of their stomachs. The light in their eyes slowly lost its brightness.

[Meragari-san really does all kinds of bad things. ]

"What are you three doing standing there looking so sad?"

At this time, Anle noticed the three little ones standing there blankly, and walked up to them and asked in confusion. Because of Kyoko, he had a good relationship with Mishima Hitomi and Nitta Hina. Seeing them standing together with sad faces, it was only right for him to step forward and show some concern.

"Eat, A Le." Xiao Chu answered An Le's question weakly.

"A Le, we are a little hungry, but I don't know who has eaten up all the snacks and food." Xingzi also complained to An Le with a bitter face.

"Brother Ale, do you have any ideas?" Xiaotong asked Anle for advice.

"Oh, I thought it was just a small matter." Anle tapped each of the three little ones on the head.

"You have lived in the city for so long that you have become stupid. This is not a deep mountain wilderness covered with snow. If you are really hungry, just catch some fish from the sea."

Anle made a suggestion.

The three little lifeless eyes regained their brightness, but soon dimmed again.

“But we don’t know how to fish.”

[If they abuse their superpowers and are exposed, I won’t help them cover it up.]

Before Anle suggests that Kyoko and Kohina use their super powers to catch fish, Saiki sends a warning.

(It’s just catching fish, there’s no need for superpowers.) Anle assured Qi Mu in his heart.

"Hehe, this is the importance of relying on friends when you go out. I'll go find someone to help." Anle patted his chest, turned around and went to find help.

Soon he led Sakamoto and Kaito back to the three little ones.

"I heard you want to go fishing?" Kaito put his hands on his hips and raised his head proudly. "Let me, a veteran fishing enthusiast, do it."

"Shun, we haven't prepared any equipment for sea fishing. If you insist on coming along, then don't join in the fun." Anle mercilessly poured a basin of cold water on Hai Teng.

"How can you fish without tools? Don't lie to me, Ale." Hai Teng looked at Anle with dissatisfaction.

"Just watch."

Anle nodded to Sakamoto, asked the staff for a plastic bucket and a dozen soft stones suitable for skipping stones, and then walked towards the sea with Sakamoto.

They didn't walk too far, until the sea water was just above their knees, then they stopped. Anle handed the goose-soft stone in his hand to Sakamoto.

The following operation shocked Kaito. Under Kaito's surprised gaze, Sakamoto raised his hands and dropped rocks, creating a series of beautiful splashes on the sea surface. At the same time, several stunned fish floated to the surface of the sea with their bellies turned upside down.

"Superpowers!" Kaito exclaimed in disbelief.

[This is a super power! This is a super power! ]

"Wrong, this is Sakamoto's secret technique." Anle, who had returned with a harvest, corrected Kaito's statement.

"Yes, this is just a secret skill that I have mastered that is not worth mentioning."

Although he has successfully pretended to be cool, Sakamoto still remains elegant.

[Not all outrageous operations can be explained by the word "secret technique". ]

(I’m not making this up, Sakamoto did this in the anime, he’s just such an outrageous person.)

Sakamoto handed the plastic bucket containing fish to the three little ones and left.

Seeing the food, the three little ones finally regained their spirits.

Xiao Chi stared at An Le with anticipation, obviously wanting An Le to help them directly.

"I really can't do anything about you, so I'll just make a simple grilled fish for you." Anle scratched his head, sighed, and had to turn around and ask the staff for tools to grill the fish.

The three little ones, who were already looking forward to the grilled fish, put the fish they had just caught aside, completely unaware that there was a pair of eyes in the dark, staring at them.

Anle came back not long after, holding the tools and seasonings for grilling fish.

"Give me the fish, and you'll have something to fill your stomachs soon."

The three little ones turned around and tried to hand the bucket of fish behind them to Anle. Because of the three little ones turning around, a red-haired figure in a school swimsuit squatting beside the bucket, which was originally blocked by them, appeared in front of Anle.

"It's bad. The food has been damaged by Muliang-san."

[Mera-san really does look like a mouse now. 】

Muliang Qianli trembled when he heard the voice. He turned to look at Anle and the three little ones, with half a fish tail sticking out of his mouth.

"I'm sorry, I'm just too hungry." He apologized, but Megumi Chisato didn't stop for a second. He swiftly stuffed the last raw fish in the bucket into his mouth, stood up and ran away.

"Eat—" Xiao Hina's eyes completely lost their luster, and he raised his head to look at Muliang Qianli who was running away on the coast.

She raised her hands slightly, and a huge wave arose in the sea, which hit Meguro Chisato directly. After the wave passed, Meguro Chisato and a dozen fish that were brought ashore by the waves fell on the beach together.

[Hey, did Mura-san get caught with the fish in the end? ]

[However, Mura-san did go too far, and he deserves some punishment. ]

Will Chapter 85 appear?

Although a strange big wave suddenly appeared on the coast, it did not affect the mood of the little elves to play. It was not a sudden low tide, so there was no risk of tsunami and there was no need to worry at all.

The fairies were having fun, but Anle had to work very hard to calm Xiaochu who was almost going berserk. The process was simple. He just picked up the fish that were brought by the big waves caused by his superpowers and grilled some fish for Xiaochu. Then she calmed down. As for why Anle had to work so hard...

"I want more." Xiao Chu spit out the fish bones and said to An Le while staring at him.

"You are not a good child if you are greedy. You have eaten so much that your belly is bulging." Anle pointed at Xiaochu's obviously bulging belly. If it weren't for the fact that Xiaochu was a girl, with Anle's personality, he would have picked up Xiaochu and beat her belly as if it were a drum.

"Ah Le, you got me pregnant, but you don't want to take responsibility?"

Xiao Hina stroked her bulging belly and said in a fake sad tone, "What an irresponsible scumbag."

"When you are full, you want to blackmail the cook. Who did you learn this from?"

[If you have anything to say, wait for the police to come and explain to them, you lolita control bastard.]

"It's obviously you, Xiao Hina, who ate too much and became like this. Why should A Le be responsible for you?" Xingzi reached out and grabbed Xiao Hina's ears, and pulled her away from An Le in annoyance.

(Dry, Apricot. I usually make delicious food for you. I will make you some snacks when I get home.)

[I usually help you solve problems, why don't you do it for me? ]

(Haven’t I done enough for you?)

[Sugar-free coffee jelly, sugar-free cake, sugar-free milk tea...]

[Do you want me to continue? ]

(It’s good enough if you have something to eat. I’ve never seen an old man who is more difficult to serve than you.)

"Anzi is jealous." Xiao Hina, who was pulled aside, complained to Anzi expressionlessly.

"Hmph, I'm just jealous. You know why you shouldn't stay away from Ale." Xingzi pushed Xiaohina further away with confidence.

"It's great that Xingzi didn't grow up to be a tsundere." Anle patted Xingzi's head with relief. "If she grew up to be a tsundere, her characteristics would be the same as Xiaolizi's, and it would be difficult for her to appear in the future."

[Can this be said? 】

. . . . . .

"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world, and to carry out love and true evil, I, the handsome and powerful partner of justice, am Kaito Shun, a dark warrior who has always been on the front line against Dark Reunion. A victorious tomorrow is waiting for me, that's it (nyan)." Kaito Shun said the second-year high school lines and made all kinds of strange movements, blocking Sakamoto's way out.

【It seems a bit pathetic that you are saying this by yourself. 】

"Oh? I really don't understand what you mean, Senior Kaito."

After all, Sakamoto is a pretentious person rather than a chuunibyou. Although his thoughts are usually very clear, he still didn't understand what Kaito, who is in the late stage of chuunibyou, wanted to express.

"In order to gain more powerful strength to fight against Dark Reunion, I want to sign a contract of dark will with you, Sakamoto. Come, join me, become my half, share your power with me, and let us fight against the evil Dark Reunion together."

[Signing a contract of dark will to fight against Dark Reunion, you don't actually know what the word Dark means. Do you really know what you are talking about? ]

"So Senior Kaito wants to learn secret techniques from me. Of course, there is no problem with that." Sakamoto nodded in agreement.

[Correspondingly, the other side actually understood. ]

"Really?" Hai Teng was so excited that he broke down.

"I mean, now that the contract is concluded, let's start endless martial arts training now."

Kaito restored his tone to a deep one and suggested to Sakamoto.

[You are really anxious. You don't think you can learn secret skills in a short time.]

"Then let's start with the most basic and simplest repeated horizontal jump."

Sakamoto suggested to Kaito.

"Are you looking down on me as the Dark Wing? Let me start with the most difficult part."

Kaito retorted unhappily, his hands on his hips.

[You really have no self-awareness at all.]

"Since it is Senior Kaito's request, I will do as I am told."

Sakamoto did not refute Kaito's obviously unreasonable proposal, but readily agreed to his request.