I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"We are at the beach right now, so I will demonstrate to Senior Kaito one of the most difficult secret techniques I have mastered."

Sakamoto stretched his body a little and prepared himself.

"Secret technique, buried in the ground."

Sakamoto was seen digging a hole quickly on the beach. After a few seconds, Sakamoto disappeared from Kaito's sight.

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"Sakamoto? Where have you been?" Kaito called out, "You didn't dig to the other side of the earth, did you?"

[Your imagination is enough to reach the other side of the earth. ]

"I'm here." Sakamoto's voice came.

Kaito looked carefully and found that only Sakamoto's head was left outside, and his body was completely buried in the sand.

"Is that all?" Kaito was puzzled by this skill that only buried himself in the ground.

"Don't worry, senior. I will demonstrate next."

Sakamoto, who only had his head sticking out on the beach, reminded.

"Secret technique, Doma Daihei."

[Why use character names from other works as skill names? ]

[These skill names weren't all given by Anle, were they?]

I saw that Sakamoto was walking on the beach with only his head exposed, and his speed was very fast, at least faster than Kaito running on flat ground.

[Is Sakamoto a person with supernatural powers like the ability to burrow underground? ]

Although it seemed outrageous, Saiki immediately discovered the clue. Sakamoto was just crawling quickly on the beach with a layer of beach-like cloth on his body.

"So cool!" Hai Teng said excitedly, "I'll learn this."

[How cool is this Tuxingsun-like skill? 】

"Then Senior Kaito, let's start with the most basic method of digging a hole." Sakamoto stood up from the ground.

"Okay, I'll dig now. If I don't learn this secret technique, I won't learn any other secret techniques." Kaito, this idiot, didn't even notice the cloth on Sakamoto's body. He really thought this secret technique was a skill that allowed him to move on the ground.

[It seems like you will never be able to learn any secret skills in this lifetime. ]

. . . . . .

small theater:

"Little Pochi, what's wrong with you?"

"The author said that I would have a chance to appear today, even though I was mentally prepared."

"But what kind of appearance is {a strange big wave}!"

Little Boqi threw a bag of salt to the ground.

“I’m definitely looking forward to it.”

Little Pochi crawled into the trash can.

Chapter 86 How can the beach activity end without hitting watermelons?

"so tired."

Hai Teng sat in the big hole he had just dug on the beach and groaned weakly. The sand he dug out was piled up into a small hill half a person's height beside the big hole. Hai Teng's physical strength was much worse than that of ordinary people, not to mention that he had been playing crazy all morning.

[You really work hard. ]

Desperately wanting to learn the secret skills, Hai Teng finally dug a hole on the beach, big enough for him to fit completely, despite exhausting his physical strength. Fortunately, the soil on the beach was very soft, so Hai Teng could complete the project by himself.

"What should I do next, Sakamoto, to learn {Secret Technique: Doma Ohira (Line)}?"

Kaito asked Sakamoto outside the pit. It was obvious that he couldn't wait any longer. Even though he was exhausted, he wanted to continue learning the secret techniques.

"The next step is of course to bury you, Shun." The one who answered him was not his secret technique teacher Sakamoto, but Anle, who was holding a shovel and looking at him with a smirk on his face.

There was no time for Hai Teng to react. In fact, even if there was time, Hai Teng did not have the strength to resist. An Le shoveled a few times and pushed the half-man-high hill of sand that Hai Teng had just dug into the pit.

Anle was certainly not suddenly possessed by some murderous ghost who wanted to bury Hai Teng alive and kill him. He even left Hai Teng's head outside.

"What on earth are you going to do, Ale?"

The vine buried in the soil was like being hit by a classic earth escape technique, with a beheading technique in mind, leaving only its head on the beach, constantly moving around, trying to break free from the beach. Unfortunately, the vine, whose entire body was covered by the sand, had no strength at all.

"Originally, I was thinking about who to discuss with about being the one buried in the ground, but I didn't expect you to be so proactive that you even dug the pit yourself."

Anle squatted beside Haiteng's exposed head and patted Haiteng's head.

"Get me out quickly, Ale." Hai Teng shouted dissatisfiedly.

"This is the standard treatment for the protagonist in a harem romance anime. The next task is...

You are the only one on the whole beach who can take on this responsibility."

"You don't need to tell me that. I am the Dark Wing. Leave everything to me."

Although he didn't know what Anle was talking about, Hai Teng still proudly agreed to be called the protagonist.

[You are really easy to handle. ]

(Anle is preparing to do something...)

"What on earth are you going to do, Ale!"

Hai Teng blushed as he was being watched by everyone. Just now, after Hai Teng agreed.

Anle called almost all the interested people on the beach over. When there were only a few classmates that Haiteng was familiar with, Haiteng could still remain calm and chat and laugh with Rantang and others. But with the increase of strangers from other classes, Haiteng was now so ashamed that he wanted to dig a deeper hole and bury his head in the ground.

"Of course, it's the summer beach entertainment that is always indispensable, hitting watermelons."

Anle placed a big, round watermelon not far from Hai Teng's head.

[It's really a classic and old-fashioned plot. 】

"What a joke! Someone could die, please let me out now."

Kaito could no longer maintain his composure, and feeling ashamed and frightened, he began to struggle once again.

"Don't worry, this is a private beach, and the rescuers are ready."

[Don't scare him anymore, Hai Teng is almost frightened to death. ]

"So who should we start with?"

Ignoring Kaito's protests, Anle took out a blindfold and a baseball bat and questioned the goblins.

It’s not that Hai Teng has such bad relationships with people that no one wants to save him now, but the little goblins all know that burying Hai Teng there is just a means to liven up the atmosphere. Unless it’s intentional, no one will really hit Hai Teng’s head while he’s screaming all the time.

Well, nobody would do that on purpose.

(Kaito-san is so cute right now. If I knock him out on purpose later, can I take him away and do whatever I want with him?)

Meng Yuanzhiyu considered the feasibility of this plan darkly in his heart.

[Are you a savage who traveled back from ancient times? ]

[I actually want to knock out the person I like and bring him home. 】

"I'll come first, I'll come first."

Meng Yuanzhiyu raised his hand and asked to be the first to play the game.

[You're not going to do this for real. ]

"Then let's start with Yumehara-san."

Anle handed the blindfold and baseball bat to Meng Yuanzhiyu. He had no opinion on who started first. As long as it was fun, it didn't matter who started first.

"Okay, I'm going to start."

Having Teruhashi Shinmi help her put on the blindfold, Yumehara Chiyu, holding the baseball bat in both hands, was ready.

"Mengyuan-san, the watermelon is five steps in front of you."

"No, that's Kaito's head, and the watermelon is in front of you on the right."

The little goblins watching around also began to give orders to Meng Yuanzhiyu.

Following the instructions, Meng Yuanzhiyu moved forward carefully and soon arrived between the sea vine and watermelon.

"Don't come over here, Yumehara-san."

Kaito also kept shouting, hoping that Mengyuan Zhiyu would not hit him.

(Kaito-san is on the left, and Watermelon is on the right. Should I hit Kaito-san?)

Meng Yuanzhiyu was torn between a desire and a desire and was hesitant, but she soon made up her mind and swung the bat down hard.

bang~

The soul came out of Kaito's mouth and he fainted with a pale face.

[You are too frightened. ]

"Kaito, are you okay?" Mengyuan Zhiyu took off his blindfold and saw Kaito who had fainted. He quickly dropped the baseball bat in his hand and walked forward to dig Kaito out.

Meng Yuanzhiyu did not hit Hai Teng, and in the end she did not have the heart to hurt Hai Teng. The baseball bat just hit between Hai Teng and the watermelon. Even so, Hai Teng was still frightened and fainted.

"Ah? It broke down so quickly, Shun, you're really weak."

Anle tried hard to hold back his laughter and went forward to help Mengyuan Zhiyu get Hai Teng out.

"Ah Le, you bastard."

Kaito soon woke up, angry and tearful.

【Isn’t this just a doormat? 】

"As a reward for your excellent completion of the task, I award you the title of Beach Hero." Anle patted Hai Teng's shoulder and praised him.

[Who would forgive you just for a useless title? ]

"Humph, since you really said so, I will accept it with reluctance. From now on, I will be the Beach Hero Dark Wing."

[Oh, Kaito has this Chuunibyou thing, so it's okay. ]

. . . . . .

"It's my turn. Look, I'm going to hit it in one go." Ran Tang was ready and the watermelon hitting game continued.

"Ran Tang, the watermelon is on your left."

"No, it's on the right."

The voices kept coming into Ran Tang's ears. In the past, Ran Tang would have failed and been eliminated because he believed what others said. But now many of the prompts were contradictory, and even Ran Tang didn't know who to listen to.

"I'm so sorry, Kaito, for scaring you. Let's go have some snacks together when we get back." Mengyuan Zhiyu boldly invited Kaito on a date.

"This, how embarrassing."

"right here!"

Rantang yelled.

"Ah! What are you doing, Rantang?"

"Tsk, it missed the target."

Chapter 87 Social Anxiety, Inferiority, and Loneliness

"Happy times always have to end. Although they are far from having enough fun, the sunshine and beach adventure of Qi Mu and a group of little fairies has finally come to an end. What they have to face next is... the common enemy of all students, going to school!"

[If you want to pretend to be a narrator, you have to find a way to hide the quotation marks first. ]

(That's not for me to say.)

Anle and Qimu, who were sitting in their seats, were joking around and were not affected by Qimu's complaints at all. The other little fairies were also chattering around Qimu. This had become their daily routine at school.

【Can't you just leave me alone for a while? 】

Qi Mu stood up and left the classroom alone, wanting to find a place to be quiet for a while.