I am the disaster of Saiki K.

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Hui Lu, who was standing on the podium, knocked on the blackboard, attracting the attention of the whole class.

"The cultural season project has not been finalized yet. Let's put the celebration banquet off for last and finalize our class activities first."

"It doesn't matter. With Teruhashi-san here, I can make a lot of money no matter what I do."

"That's it."

The students said without any energy.

Having said that, the students in Class 3, Grade 2 still started to discuss seriously what they were going to do.

"Let's open a restaurant."

"How cliche, haven't we done this before?"

"Performing a play?"

“I have done that.”

"Haunted house?"

“I have.”

"Stone exhibition, band performance, insect exhibition?"

[The only thing I don’t want is the last one. ]

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“Did we do too many projects during our last cultural season?”

Someone complained.

[Yeah, yeah, everything that can be done has been done in the loop. ]

"Why don't we come up with something new, play to our strengths and organize some special activities?"

Anle raised his hand to suggest.

"Ah, do you have any suggestions?"

"Hehe, if we talk about the advantages of our class, besides Teruhashi, it's..." Anle kept the audience in suspense and walked slowly to the podium.

“That’s because there are so many weirdos.”

Anle clapped his hands on the desk and announced.

[How dare you say that? Aren’t you afraid of being bullied in school? 】

"But there are so many weirdos, what can we do with them?"

【No one refuted?】

“We can let customers play as heroes and earn points by defeating monsters, and customers can redeem the points for prizes!”

[Homophonic pun, deduction of money. ]

"Is fighting bad?"

"That sounds dangerous."

someone retorted.

"As long as you can pass the levels set by monsters of different levels, you can be considered defeated. As for what the specific levels are, it depends on the ideas of the monsters."

Anle blinked at the confused students and ended his introduction.

"I understand. This is a very good suggestion, Ale." Hui Lu nodded to Anle.

"It's like if someone wants to get points from me, they need to pass the test I set up and complete 10,000 push-ups, right?"

Hui Lu gave an example.

[In the three days of the average student cultural season, it is impossible to do 10,000 push-ups. ]

"Then you are an A-level monster, squad leader. We can get a lot of points by defeating you." Anle nodded in affirmation.

"What about the reward?"

Interested students began to ask questions.

"Stuffed toys, key chains, coasters, just some classic and trendy little junk will do."

Anle shook his head and talked.

"It doesn't seem very appealing. Who would come to participate in this kind of activity just for this kind of rubbish?"

"Of course we have to set up a grand prize. During the entire cultural season, the customer who accumulates the highest points can win the grand prize..."

Anle paused for a moment, keeping the question in suspense.

"My autographed photo."

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"Your next words are, who would want something like that?"

Anle made predictions in advance.

[Who would want something like that?]

[Nani…]

"Since no one wants mine, how about Teruhashi's?" Anle then expressed his true thoughts.

"The person with the most points, the final winner, will have the opportunity to take a photo with Teruhashi-san. What do you think, Teruhashi-san?"

Anle looked at Teruhashi Kokomi and asked for her opinion.

"Hmm..." Teruhashi Shinmi tilted her head, pretending to be thinking.

"For the sake of our class, of course I have no problem with that."

(Ahem, another opportunity to demonstrate my unparalleled attractiveness.)

"that would be great."

"I'll take a photo with Teruhashi-san even if it costs me my life."

"As expected of Teruhashi-san, you made such a great sacrifice."

[It's just a photo, it shouldn't be considered a sacrifice, okay? 】

"Now the market appeal is there, but where is the profit point for our class in such activities?"

"Yeah, it costs money to buy prizes."

Some people still raised doubts.

"This is also simple. You can't become a hero for free. If you want to be a hero, you have to pay. And each time you pay, you only have one chance to challenge. If you beat the monster, you can continue. If you lose, it's like the hero died in the battle with the monster. If you want to challenge again, you have to spend more money."

[This kind of thing cannot be called a hero. ]

Anle’s explanation of the profit point has not yet been completed.

"We can also launch hero packages of various levels. For example, I can spend more money to become a dragon-level hero who is more heroic than ordinary heroes. I can kill monsters below A-level directly, and reduce the difficulty of the test for A-level and S-level monsters."

"It's not easy to just spend money to get points, it's not fair at all."

"We are here to make money. Does it matter whether it is fair or not?"

Anle waved his hand and retorted. He looked at the student who asked the question with amusement, as if he was looking at a childish ghost who was still struggling with the black and white of the world.

[You must have been some idiot planner in your previous life. You are too skilled.]

"Of course, in order to make the game look fairer, we certainly cannot encourage the behavior of paying money to brush up the scores, at least on the surface."

Anle continued to explain: "Just like heroes only have one life, monsters can only be defeated once by each hero and gain points once. That is to say, the total points each hero can get is fixed. What we are competing for is who can get the largest proportion of points in a limited time. Paying money only shortens the time to get points. As long as you are diligent enough, even the most diligent one can win."

[It looks more and more like a dog planner is planning the festival activities. 】

After listening to Anle's activity plan, the students in the class applauded spontaneously, obviously approving Anle's activity plan.

"Choose a name for this event, General Planner Anle."

“This event is called “The Miraculous Battle between Ordinary Heroes and Monsters”, or simply “Genshin Impact” for short.”

[What a bad name, you are just trying to make a bad joke. ]

"I've already thought of our slogan, it's called..."

[No need to say, I already know what it is. ]

"Original God~Start~"

A reader suggested that I set up a book club. I couldn't make up my mind after thinking about it. After all, with my achievements, I would be embarrassed to death if I set up a group with only a few readers joining. So I'm posting a single chapter to ask for your opinions.

If more than 50 readers have ideas, I'll build one.

Interested readers can leave a message here. If more than 50 people are interested, I will send the group number in the introduction.

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Chapter 90: Assessment

Anle's class successfully decided on the activities for the PK Academy Cultural Season. However, they encountered unexpected difficulties in the following assessment items.

"Well, now please ask all the weirdos to submit your own assessment content."

Anle, who was named the chief planner of the event "The Miraculous Battle between Heroes and Monsters Who Were Ordinary People", abbreviated as "Genshin Impact" by a group of students, stood on the podium, looking at the classmates in the class, hoping that they would bravely submit their assessment projects.

The students in Class 3, Grade 2, who were originally discussing this novel activity enthusiastically, all fell silent, staring at each other, as if they were waiting for others to speak.

【Unexpectedly, the audience was stunned. 】

(I know everyone likes me, so I’m definitely not a weirdo.)

(Weird people? Indeed, most of the people in the class are weird except for me and Ahara.)

(Why is Shun's guy not doing anything? He should be the most active in this kind of activity.)

(How can I, Black Wing, be a weird person? I will wait for Ran Tang and the others to come up with the assessment items, and then I will come out and laugh at them.)

(I just eat a little more than usual, so I shouldn’t be considered a weirdo.)

(I'm just an ordinary robot, not a weirdo.)

(Speaking of weirdos, there are indeed many in the class, not to mention Saiki, the psychic. After all, psychics are already weird, and most of Saiki's friends are also weird. By the way, I won't stop making friends with them just because they are weird. Although they are weird, they are all easy to get along with. At this point, you may not know who I am. After all, because of my attributes, the author doesn't want me to appear at all. After all, once I appear, the author has to write hundreds of meaningless words. I always make people feel annoyed because of this chatterbox setting. Although it makes people annoyed, I still think I am a very gentle person...)

(Can being rich be considered strange?)

(I am a perfect girl, how can I be a weirdo? 1)

(...)

[Don't you all really have any self-awareness at all? ]

(You too, Saiki.)

"Have the weirdos figured out what their assessments will be?" Chief Planner Anle asked everyone again.

Seeing that no one was willing to speak, Anle sighed.

"It seems that I, the chief planner, have to set an example for you."

Anle turned around, picked up the chalk and started writing on the blackboard.

Assessment item: disrupt other heroes' assessments.

Difficulty level: None

Points reward: 1