I am the disaster of Saiki K.
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Anle tempted, he had already given it very clear hints, he hoped these idiots could realize it quickly.
"So that's what you mean. I understand." Xiaolizi, the smart robot in the class, understood Anle's intention and raised his hand.
(Did Oguriko admit that she was a weirdo at this time?) This was what other people in the class thought.
"It's probably in this format." Xiao Lizi began to introduce her assessment items according to Anle's format on the blackboard.
Assessment item: Give me a portion of coffee jelly.
Difficulty level: Low
Points reward: 2
Weird Level: C
【Been preempted! 】
[Forget it, the coffee jelly I got for free must not taste good. ]
"what?"
"Is this still possible?"
"It's not that you can't do that. As long as it doesn't violate the law, school rules, or public morals, you can do whatever you want with the assessment."
"Then the assessment item is, can you give me a shoulder massage?"
"sure."
"How about a kiss?"
"As long as the hero is willing, there is absolutely no problem."
"Be my slave for three days?"
"Are you sure the hero won't beat you up after the mission is completed?"
"Fuck, you bastard, why didn't you tell me earlier? I'm going to be the weirdo."
"I have an assessment project to submit right now. Please review and approve it for me as soon as possible."
"Slow down, slow down. Write everything down on paper, then line up in front of me. I'll check them one by one."
[You want to collect money and make the players suffer at the same time. You are really a bad planner. 】
Before long, there was a long queue in front of Anle.
The first one ranked was actually Kaito. I don’t know how he could be the first one with his small body.
"This is the strongest trial I have collected from the memory hall of my previous life. I will definitely become the highest-level freak in the class."
Hai Teng was obviously very interested and had already thought of the assessment items, but he was just too embarrassed to say it in public.
Assessment item: Have a spiritual clash with the Dark Wings in a sacred ritual and achieve that slim victory.
Difficulty level: Infinite
Points reward: unlimited
Monster level: Infinite
[It's all infinite, you are here to cause trouble. ]
"If it doesn't pass, rewrite it carefully. Who knows what your spiritual collision ritual is?"
Sla~
Anle tore up the paper in his hand that was filled with meaningless sentences.
"Ah, my holy devil contract." Kaito screamed.
"You damned lackey of Dark Reunion, just wait for me, I will be back."
"Okay, next one."
The next person was Hui Lu, who was right next to An Le. An Le took the paper from Hui Lu and looked at it carefully.
Assessment items: Join the tennis club and win the national championship this year.
Difficulty level: Low
Points reward: 2
Weird Level: C
[You actually think that winning the national tennis championship is as difficult as getting a cup of coffee jelly. ]
"This is not the place for you to recruit new advertising booths, squad leader. Besides, the cultural season is only three days, which is not enough time for the competition. You should think of a new one."
Anle reluctantly returned the paper to Huilu.
"That's such a pity. I'm already so excited." Hui Lu left disappointed.
"Next, you guys should think of something practical."
Anle yelled.
The next one is Yan Tang.
"You didn't write that you were going to have ramen, did you?"
Anle took the paper handed to him by Ran Tang, ignored the typos, and started reading.
"About that." Ran Tang replied.
Guess what I'm thinking
Difficulty level: High
Points reward: XX
Good Level: 5
[This has nothing to do with ramen, okay? How is this similar? 】
"The project is OK. I'll help you revise it later and it will be approved."
The version modified by Anle became.
Assessment item: Guess what I am thinking
Difficulty level: Low
Points reward: 2
Weird Level: C
"New here, why is it so easy? Are my ideas easy to guess?" Ran Tang waved his fist in dissatisfaction. He felt as if he was insulted.
[Do I need to guess what you are thinking about? 】
"I didn't write the difficulty as none because there might be people who don't know you. Everyone in PK Academy knows you. You don't even think about it, okay?"
Chapter 91: PK Cultural Festival is about to begin
With the active response of the little fairy and other passers-by in the class, Anle, the event planner, finally compiled a list of more than 30 assessment items in one day.
"Even the "Don't Laugh" Challenge has been launched. I wonder if these guys would just go to the next door and watch short videos for no reason."
[Isn’t the essence of your activity just a collection of XXX challenges? ]
"At least here, this is still a new job, and it's only going to be played once. If you keep bringing this kind of thing out to show off your presence, it will become a bad job that people will criticize."
Anle looked at the list in his hand, which contained various weird little tasks, and grinned.
"I thought these guys would choose tests that would satisfy their own desires, but surprisingly they were all very interesting."
After Xiaolizi took the lead, the classmates also followed Xiaolizi and proposed assessment contents that could satisfy their own desires, such as buying a bottle of drink, having a piece of cake, or massaging shoulders and legs. The most extreme ones were just asking the opposite sex to kiss them.
However, as the assessment list became richer, the little goblins' minds were opened up, and all kinds of imaginative assessment contents were proposed. Even the students who initially proposed assessment tasks such as shoulder massage and leg beating chose to replace them with more interesting assessment contents.
This is what Anle wants to see. Compared with boring assessment items such as massaging shoulders and legs and buying coffee and jelly, Anle would rather see more interesting assessment items such as taking photos in women's clothing or reading textbooks in a clip voice.
【Bad taste. 】
There seemed to be black air coming out of Anle's body. He looked at the list and smiled sinisterly. The shadow behind him projected on the wall by the light also began to tremble.
[Please restrain yourself a little, the black energy is blocking me. ]
"That classmate Ale." Megumi Chisato suddenly came to find Anle who was imagining the "lively" scene of the cultural festival.
[I think it should be a chaotic scene. ]
"What's wrong, Muliang, do you also want to change the test items?"
Anle was not angry at being disturbed. Instead, she took out a pen and paper and looked at Meliang Qianli with anticipation, waiting for her words.
"Not bad, it's about the same." Megumi Chisato felt uncomfortable being looked at by Anle.
"I told you that you won't be satisfied with such a boring project as eating. Do you want to change the assessment project to something more interesting? Tell me about it."
Anle looked at Muliang Qianli with stars in his eyes.
[I thought I would only see this kind of expression on Yumehara-san's face when she was talking about love.]
Anle is now a little too excited, and even forgets that giving up food is simply impossible.
"I want to change the assessment items. I am not satisfied with the assessment items you changed for me, Ale." Meliang Qianli said, pointing at his own assessment items on the list in Anle's hand.
Assessment item: Give Chisato Muliang a portion of food
Difficulty level: Low
Points reward: 2
Weird Level: C
"I originally gave you something to fill my stomach, so why is it that there is only one portion of food?"
Muliang Qianli grabbed Anle's collar with dissatisfaction and shook his body.
[Eat enough? Even if all the food prepared by the catering classes in PK Academy were added together, it might not be enough. ]
Of course, Saiki was just exaggerating. Mura-san's appetite isn't that abnormal.
"Tsk, so that's what it is." Anle was very disappointed with Megumi Chisato's purpose, but he still explained it to her.
"You're already full after one hero assessment, what about the next one? With so many people in the school, one serving of food is more than enough for you, Meru-san."
"You underestimate me, Le-san. My stomach can digest food quickly, and my body can store nutrients quickly, so I get hungry quickly. I can definitely help all the heroes complete the assessment."
Meliang Qianli stared at Anle firmly.
Is your body still really human?
"Can it store nutrients?" Anle glanced at Muliang Qianli's fire bag and sighed.
"Since you said so, Meguro-san."
[Mura-san is not a camel, so if you want to store it, you won't just store it in a place like that.]
Anle ignored Qi Mu who kept complaining beside him, and took out a pen and paper to change the assessment items of Muliang Qianli.
Assessment item: Feed Muliang Qianli with any food
Difficulty level: Medium
Points reward: 4
Weird Level: B
Additional note: Whether it is tree bark, expired food or even leftover fruit peel, there is no problem as long as Muliang Qianli can eat it.
When he saw the first one, Meliang Qianli left happily, still muttering something: "Great, it seems that I can use this opportunity to store enough nutrients for the winter."
[Are you actually not a camel but a bear? ]
[Besides, it's still summer now. Isn't it too early to store nutrients for hibernation now? ]
Meguro Chisato, who was leaving, didn't even notice the additional notes that Anle had deliberately written at the end.
[Mura used to be able to eat normal food, but now he can only chew tree bark and eat kitchen waste. ]
"We can't help it. If we only let Mura-san eat normal food, the others won't have anything to eat during the Cultural Season."
Anle looked like he was saying, "This is all for the good of my classmates."
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