I am the disaster of Saiki K.

……………………I am the dividing line to make up the word count……………………

Chapter 93: The first day of the cultural festival is full of disasters

"Maid cafe, haunted house, butler cafe, haunted house, magical girl cafe, haunted house." Ren Tang walked in the corridor with his hands in his pockets, counting the class programs prepared by other classes.

"Just like last time, there are a lot of programs."

[It’s still just a coffee shop and a haunted house, the coffee shop just has some weird elements added to it. ]

"Humph, they are really mediocre and incompetent. The Administration (school) has clearly prepared a duel stage (cultural season) for us, but these guys only have this much strength..."

Kaito is a middle school student with a second-year syndrome. To him, if his class's performance is special enough, it means he has won over other classes.

[I hope our class's program can be simpler and more ordinary. ]

Qi Mu took out his mobile phone, opened the application that An Le had prepared in advance, and flipped through it casually.

Because of the particularity of their class activities, except for a few activities that required venues and personnel to stay behind, most of the students in Class 3, Grade 2 chose assessment tasks that can be carried out anytime and anywhere.

In this way, students only need to casually deal with the heroes who find them while enjoying the cultural season, carrying the so-called hero badges which are actually proof of payment, without delaying their own play time at all.

This is also the reason why Anle’s proposal was agreed by the whole class.

[After all, I just want to be lazy. ]

Speaking of Anle, Anle is not following Qi Mu around thinking about how to make trouble. As the chief planner, he is now sitting happily in front of the classroom, selling hero badges. The several large boxes behind him are all mass-produced low-quality badge props. It seems that he has prepared a lot of this kind of things.

[Badges will be recycled if a hero fails anyway, so is it necessary to prepare so many? ]

"What are you looking at, Qi Mu?" Kaito noticed Qi Mu's actions and came over, interrupting Qi Mu's thoughts.

"Oh, I won't fail easily today. How about we compete to see who has defeated more heroes today?"

Kaito suggested.

[Why is it always you who initiates these meaningless competitions? ]

"Come on, shorty." Ran Tang raised his head confidently.

"My test is very difficult. It's not easy to pass. You are bound to lose, Shun." Higashi Su said proudly.

[Come to think of it, I still don’t know what your assessment task is? ]

Qi Mu didn't ask Hirotani Su, but directly clicked on Hirotani Su's profile picture on his phone.

Assessment item: Enraging Kugu Suaren

Difficulty level: Medium

Points reward: 4

Weird Level: B

"That guy Ale is only willing to give me a B-level monster evaluation no matter what, even though I feel that my assessment task is quite difficult." Higashi Su shrugged, dissatisfied with his own level.

"That must be Higashi Su Allen, the former biker gang leader." Because of Saitora, Higashi Su's identity had been exposed long ago, so he was often pointed at by others.

"Hmm? Are you dissatisfied with something, Kou Tou Yalu?"

[It is quite difficult. It is indeed difficult not to get beaten after angering you. ]

"This is a test of my own endurance. I have decided not to do bad things."

[So that's your purpose. You better keep working hard.]

Qi Mu was not interested in the activity at all. Under Anle's contemptuous gaze, he just set up the simplest assessment task, which would be completed as long as he found him.

"Found it, here."

[Hey, has it already started? ]

A large group of boys with hero badges on their chests rushed over and surrounded Qi Mu and the other three.

"Ah!? Are you here to cause trouble?"

The veins on Kugoya Su's forehead were bulging when he was surrounded. He had taken off his glasses with one hand and unzipped his school uniform with the other hand. He was ready for a fight.

So where does your endurance lie?

"Wait a minute, Alian. Look at their badges. They should be here to challenge us."

Kaito quickly grabbed Kugoya Su, whose true nature was revealed, and made him notice that the people who surrounded them were all wearing hero badges and were obviously here to gain points.

"Just blame the Four Heavenly Kings of Musudo. If you know what's best for you, just hand over your points."

[What a strange combination name. ]

"If I defeat you, I'll have enough points to get Teruhashi-san's left foot."

A boy with a wretched look said to Qi Mu and others.

"You chose your feet, you heretic. Hands are better."

"How can hands and feet be more attractive than Teruhashi-san's cherry lips?"

Before the battle officially started, the challengers had already started arguing among themselves.

[They are just photos, what's the difference? 】

[And this guy Anle, did Teruhashi think he was some kind of dark wizard? ]

In addition to the final grand prize of this event, which is a photo with Teruhashi Kokomi, Anle has of course also set up other prizes, including photos of various parts of Teruhashi Kokomi.

"Humph, now is no time to argue with you heretics. In order to be the first to collect all the fragments of Teruhashi and unlock Teruhashi's seal, you four heavenly kings, come on."

The wretched male student turned his gaze towards Saiki and the others.

[Please don’t say that Teruhashi-san looks like he’s been torn apart, okay?]

......

There is nothing much to describe about the challenge process. Ignoring Qi Mu is simply a task to fool Anle.

Because Higashi Su was always in a state of rage, anyone who came to challenge him would be considered to have completed the assessment as long as they could withstand his eyes that looked like they could hit someone at any time and come to him to apply for the assessment.

The idiot Ran Tang just nodded no matter what the challenger said, and considered the challenger passed.

Kaito's assessment task was more troublesome because he insisted on not changing the assessment content. Anle could only define his incomprehensible assessment content (in a sacred ceremony, to have a spiritual collision with the Black Wings and achieve that slim victory) as a staring game, which is an elementary school game where whoever blinks first loses.

[Don’t mention it, this game is quite suitable for Kaito. 】

"Damn it, I'm just not in good shape. If you have the guts, wait until I use the fountain of life to fully recover before fighting again." Hai Teng took out a bottle of eye drops from somewhere and started using it.

[The spirit of not admitting defeat is also very similar to that of an elementary school student. 】

Finally, after Kaito lost to the challenger again, Saiki and others finally dealt with this wave of "heroes".

"Humph, you four heavenly kings are nothing but this, you are nothing more than a bunch of noobs."

The victorious "heroes" said with disdain.

[Yeah, can't we just leave after achieving our goal? ]

[The person next to me has reached his limit. ]

"Qi Mu, you guys go play first, I'll be back soon."

Kugoyasu unzipped his collar and followed the "heroes" away.

Ah ~

Soon, miserable cries were heard back.

"It looks like this year's haunted house is still just as scary."

Chapter 94: The Disaster of Maid Pochi-chan

"Let's find a store to hide in first."

Higashi Sualen suggested.

The number of people who came to challenge them was completely beyond their expectations, or perhaps the appeal of Teruhashi Shinmi's photos was too great. Even though the photos were incomplete, they still attracted wave after wave of challengers, making even Kurotani Su feel a little tired.

[It's because you always have to follow and vent your anger at the end. ]

"You can't hold on any longer, Yalian?" Hai Teng sneered at him with his bloodshot eyes.

[Don't be so stubborn. You are the one who really needs a rest now. ]

Ran Tang had no opinion. Even if Qi Mu had an opinion, no one would listen to him. It was enough for him to just talk and list.

Finally, Kaito and the others found a maid cafe and walked in, found a seat and sat down, waiting for the students dressed as maids to come and serve them.

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The four of them looked at each other, and no one came to greet them.

"You guys, do you look down on us?"

Kugoya Su slammed the table, and the sound attracted the maid who was serving other students.

The yellow-haired maid ran over and apologized: "I'm so sorry, our other students who were responsible for reception are now somewhere else, and I really can't handle it alone." The maid was none other than Sayaka Sumino, who was in the same class as Monkey King Yoshiko.

[So this is Goto-san's class? ]

"Tsk, why didn't you say so earlier? You're really wasting our time."

Qi Mu and his companions stood up and wanted to leave.

"Um..." Sayaka Sumino looked at Saiki and rubbed her hands embarrassedly, as if she had something to say to Saiki.

[I don’t know, I don’t know, I’m not interested. ]

Saiki already knew what Sayaka Sumino wanted to say.

"Classmate, I see you also have pink hair, so you must know Goto-san."

[You also have yellow hair, so you know the Mingren who makes balls? ]

"Goto-san is in charge of receiving guests, but she is nowhere to be found. Could you help me find her?"

Sayaka Sumino clasped her hands together and pleaded, "Of course I won't ask for your help in vain. I can treat you to some snacks after I find Goto-san."

Sayaka Sumino said, pointing at the menu written on the blackboard.

[Are you sure you are not bullying a socially anxious person by asking her to be a receptionist? ]

Saiki nodded, agreeing to it. After all, Goto Ichiri was his friend, so it was only right for him to look for him, not just because coffee jelly was written on the blackboard.

. . . . . .

Next to the trash can, where there is no one, it is damp and dark and there are a lot of slugs living.

Goto Ichiri, wearing a maid outfit, collapsed on the steps next to the trash can, whimpering from time to time.

"What on earth was I doing this morning? No matter how I think about it, the typhoon couldn't have happened because of me."

I recalled how I came to school in the morning and was seen as a middle school and rock-and-roll person by my classmates.

Goto Ichiri banged his head hard, trying to forget the shameful memory.

[Actually, you are partly responsible.]

For coffee... no, coffee jelly was just a side effect. The main purpose was to find Goto Ichiri. Saiki used his clairvoyance to search for Goto Ichiri's trace.

"I ran away again. It will cause trouble for everyone. I have to go back quickly." Anxious and nervous Goto Ichiri climbed up from the ground.

"But it's too embarrassing to be looked at by my classmates dressed like this. I'd better stay here."

Goto Ichiri collapsed again.

[I was already dressed like that in the morning, so it shouldn't be a big deal if I dress like this again. ]

"But everyone from the band is coming today, and they will definitely look for me everywhere." Goto Ichiri stood up again.

"If I'm found, I'll have to go to the cultural festival with them. There are too many people at the cultural festival, so please spare me."

Goto Ichiri lay back down again.