I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[Were you exercising? ]

Saiki could understand Goto Ichiri's feelings. Sometimes he would hide in places where the goblins couldn't find him and enjoy solitude, but he would choose the deep sea or outer space, or at worst an empty stairwell. He had never hidden next to garbage.

Saiki pretended to throw away garbage and came to the trash can, looking at Goto Ichiri who was lying beside it with pretended surprise.

"Eh? No, I'm not feeling unwell, I just feel a little..."

Goto Ichiri couldn't bring herself to say that she hid away because she had a social phobia, so she could only stammer and cover it up.

"The class is too busy without me?"

Goto Ichiri was stunned for a moment, and then, under Saiki's genuine surprised gaze, he melted into a pool of pink liquid and spread on the ground.

(What should I do?)

(I knew that I would be very busy during the cultural season, but I hid myself away. Others would definitely misunderstand that I was a scumbag who wanted to be lazy.)

(If this continues, I won’t be invited to the celebration party after the cultural season ends. I will be completely isolated from the rest of the class. Every day, I will be looked at like trash by others. During the cultural season performance, people who hate me may even throw bottles at me…)

(I might as well just die here.)

[Even if I really slacked off during the cultural season, it wouldn't turn out like that. ]

Saiki looked speechlessly at Goto Ichiri, who was limp on the ground as if she had lost all her bones, and he really didn't know how to persuade her.

[What would Anle do if he were here? ]

Qi Mu thought of An Le. After all, when it comes to understanding these little fairies, Qi Mu might not be as good as An Le, an old second-dimensional expert in his previous life.

"Eh, is it no different from now?"

Goto Ichiri thought carefully about her current situation, and it seemed that it was just as Saiki had just said, her negative fantasy about the future was not much different from her current situation in the class.

"That seems to be the case." Goto Ichiri recovered.

[No matter how you look at it, this doesn't sound like comforting, it feels more like sarcasm. ]

Goto Ichiri thought it was great that the status quo could be maintained, so she stood up, bowed to Saiki, and thanked him, then returned to her class with Saiki.

"I'm so sorry to bother you, Saiki-san, to come out and look for me."

Goto Ichiri fiddled with his ahoge shyly.

(Saiki-san doesn't like me, right? Otherwise why would he be so worried about me?)

With shy thoughts, Goto Ichiri looked at Saiki, trying to see what Saiki was thinking.

Saiki ate the coffee jelly given by Sayaka with an expressionless face, and had no intention of paying any attention to Goto Ichiri at all.

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"I'm sorry, I was just being sentimental."

【As long as you know. 】

Chapter 95: The Disaster of Anle

Leaving aside Saiki, Kaito and others who were wandering around and playing during the cultural season, our attention turned to Anle who was still selling badges.

In the corridor decorated with various ribbons and balloons, Anle and Xingzi were sitting behind a prepared table selling badges.

"Thanks to Xingzi, otherwise I really can't handle it all by myself."

"Then Ah Le, why don't you get to work? This is obviously your job."

Xingzi, who had tied her hair into two ponytails today, looked speechlessly at Anle, who was sitting aside doing nothing. She raised her foot and kicked Anle's calf lightly in dissatisfaction.

"If you don't slack off at work, can it still be called work? Working hard is making money for the boss, only slacking off is making money for yourself."

Anle acted as if slacking off was justified and innocent. If other people saw him, someone would definitely say that he was corrupting the children.

"Besides, Xingzi is here. You do a better job than me. Just let me take a break."

Anle lay on the table and didn't want to get up. He waved his limbs around and slapped the table. Although he was a high school student, he was shamelessly acting coquettishly towards Xingzi, who was a junior high school student.

[Eh~ but no one wants to see a high school boy acting like a spoiled brat. ]

(Go on with your business, you peeping Tom.)

"Hehe, there's really nothing I can do about you, Ale. Leave this simple task to me."

After being praised by Anle, Xingzi proudly pinched her waist and raised her head, looking like she enjoyed it very much.

“It’s so easy to handle.”

Anle turned his head from the table to the other direction and muttered quietly.

"What did you just say, Ale?"

Xingzi asked in confusion, she didn't hear clearly what Anle muttered.

"I mean, Kyoko, you're amazing."

"You don't need to tell me, Ale."

Xingzi was so praised that her tail was about to rise to the sky.

Just as Anle was lying on the table, lazily counting the time to see when a classmate would come to switch classes with him, a figure with long straight black hair, a graceful figure and a beautiful face walked towards him.

"You're teasing the kids again, Le. You're still as bad-tempered as ever."

Kawakami Tomie walked up to Anle with a playful smile on her face, and teased Anle who was lazing on the table.

"Last time I went to your house, I thought you had changed, but when I saw you today, you are still the same."

These words left Anle with a lot of questions in his mind. He really didn't know what kind of image his childhood sweetheart had in Kawakami Tomie's memory. This made him confused every time Kawakami Tomie came to talk to him.

(Can't the Riddler just get the hell out of Gotham?)

"It seems this sister has been to our house before. Who is she, Ale?"

Xingzi looked at Kawakami Tomie strangely. Xingzi had only met Tomie once, and there was a bunch of other people gathered at Anle's house that time, so she didn't have a chance to talk to Kawakami Tomie. So Xingzi just thought she was Anle's friend, and she didn't know the specific relationship between Anle and Tomie.

"Your family? What an enviable little girl." Tomie Kawakami reached out and pinched Anzi's cheek, which caused Anzi's dissatisfaction.

"You were this age when we met, Ale." In response to Anzi's dissatisfied look, Kawakami Tomie loosened her hand that was pinching Anzi's cheek and touched her head.

(⊙-⊙)?

(How should I know!!!)

(What exactly is hidden behind this childhood sweetheart setting? I’m also confused, okay?)

(This should be considered the main plot, right?)

(This novel actually has a main plot!!!)

Anle did not hide his confused expression, so his expression was completely seen by Kawakami Tomie.

"Is that so? It seems you have forgotten it."

There was a hint of disappointment on Kawakami Tomie's face, but she quickly concealed it, which made Anle think that the disappointment was just a misunderstanding on his part.

"Since you have already forgotten, I won't mention it. After all, it's not an important matter."

"No, actually I really want to know, how about you tell me?"

Anle's curiosity was aroused, and given his personality, he would not hide anything, so he asked Tomie directly.

However, Kawakami Tomie did not answer him, but looked at Anzi who was staring at her with dissatisfaction.

"I'm this guy's childhood sweetheart." Kawakami Tomie answered the question that Anzi had asked before. After saying this, she lowered her head and leaned close to Anzi's ear and said in a voice that Anle couldn't hear, "I was here first."

"In the words of Ale, I am my childhood sweetheart, and you, little Anzi, are a gift from heaven." He didn't know if it was Anle's illusion, but he felt that Kawakami Tomie deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "little friend".

"A mature lady with long black hair and a childhood sweetheart, and a loli with blonde hair and twin ponytails?" An Le stretched out his hands and rubbed his face to make himself sober.

"How could I have such a dream that is so inconsistent with my character attributes?"

[Is Xingzi's twin ponytails today just to make up for the stats? ]

"Ah Le, this girl is so annoying, can I beat her up?"

I don't know which word touched Xingzi's nerves. Xingzi stood up from the chair angrily. In order to show her momentum, she even stood on the chair and stared at Kawakami Tomie, who was now at the same level as her. Her left hand was slightly raised, and she might activate her ability in the next second.

"Hurry up and get down, Xingzi, don't fall."

Anle pulled Xingzi down from the chair with concern, wiped the chair for her, and let her sit back, while also preventing her from using her super powers on Kawakami Tomie.

Tomie Kawakami looked at Anle's actions with amusement, completely unaware that Anle had actually just saved her.

"You're not a lolita complex, are you, Le? Since you're my childhood sweetheart, I have to remind you that this is a criminal act."

"Even if we're childhood sweethearts, I'll still sue you for defamation. Even if I'm not wearing dungarees and my hair isn't parted in the middle today, I'll definitely send you a lawyer's letter."

Anle picked up a decorative balloon from the side and patted it on the ground.

"Although I don't understand what you are talking about, I'm sure you are not making up some bad joke that I don't know about."

Tomie Kawakami had no idea that Anle, this little chicken, had just revealed his bad deeds. She just guessed that he was playing a bad trick based on her memory of Anle.

"Humph, how can you say that a scholar's use of memes is a bad use of memes?"

Anle threw aside the long gown that he had been wearing at some point.

"Are you alright? If you are, leave quickly and don't delay our class's business."

Anle impatiently ordered them to leave.

"You are so heartless. Is it not okay for me to just chat with you, my childhood sweetheart?" Kawakami Tomie pretended to be pitiful.

"Your trick won't work on me."

Chapter 96: The Disaster of the Rich

Anle finally dealt with Kawakami Tomie who kept asking riddles, but before he could rest for long, more and more people who knew about the program of Class 3, Grade 2 and were interested came over. Xingzi was too busy and Anle couldn't continue to slack off, so he had to reluctantly join the work.

"Wolf level, wolf level, and wolf level again. Why is it you again? Do you want to upgrade your hero level?"

Anle started selling graded services to familiar faces who often failed.

"Get out of the way, you poor bastards."

Cai Huya Douli led a large group of his younger brothers, pushed through the crowd and came in front of Anle, and slapped the table arrogantly.

A bodyguard in black placed a suitcase full of cash in front of Anle.

"Come on, poor black-haired bastard, give me the highest-level badge."

Cai Huya Dou Li pushed the suitcase on the table.

"In your words, this is a small goal. If it's not enough, I can always add more."

Cai Huya Dou Li clapped his hands, and another burly bodyguard in black brought out another suitcase.

"That's enough, you are worthy of being Master Caihu, you are generous when you spend money."

Anle was not unhappy about being called a poor guy, but showed the proper respect to the krypton man and took out the

A beautifully packaged box, obviously prepared in advance for the suckers.

"This is a god-level hero badge. With it, you can directly obtain points from monsters of A-level and below. The difficulty of the assessment will also be reduced for S-level monsters..."

Anle wanted to explain to Caihu the function and use of the badge. This badge was not simple. In order to make it worthy of its price, Anle asked the little doctor to make this high-tech product.

However, Cai Huya Douli interrupted Anle's words.

"Okay, I'm not interested in your ridiculous hero game. I just want this most honorable status and rank."

Cai Huya Dou Li waved his hand, reached out to take the box from Anle's hand, and pinned on his chest the badge with a big word "God" on it, which was obviously more exquisite, beautiful and gorgeous than other inferior quality product badges.

"This makes me a top-level hero and a top-level weirdo. There's no one more noble than me in this school right now."

By the way, Cai Huya Douli’s monster assessment task is: to spend more money than he did on the Cultural Season. Taking this situation into consideration, Anle directly gave him an S-level monster evaluation. After all, ordinary people would have the leisure to spend so much money on the Cultural Season.

"Xiao Sa, pack this, this, and this up for me. Your badge looks pretty cool, give me one too."

With a voice that would not be surprising as she would shout "Baga, Hantai, Wulusai" the next second, a short girl with blonde hair, twin ponytails and flat breasts looked at the medal hanging on the chest of Cai Huya Dou Li, touched her fair and well-proportioned chin, and gave orders to the blue-haired butler beside her.