I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"Everywhere looks 100 percent the same."

Kaito observed the performances of each class.

"Students over there, would you like to come and see the haunted maze in my class? It is definitely a hundred times scarier than other haunted houses."

A brown-haired girl with twin ponytails named Kuronuma Mana, who was dressed in a scary way and had "blood" all over her face, called Kaito and the others over.

【Sakamoto's class is making a haunted house this year. 】

"A maze haunted house? Let's go check it out."

Anle shrugged and said indifferently.

Since he has put 100% of his energy into doing things these days, his energy for doing things has been converted into 100 bars of pleasure. Now Anle no longer wants to do things. He just wants to visit the cultural festival in a happy mood.

[It turns out that your fatigue value is full. 】

In general, Anle has now inevitably entered the sage mode.

"Congratulations, you happen to be the hundredth group of guests our class has received."

Kuronuma Mana pretended to be excited, but actually shook the record sheet in her hand with complete indifference.

"Here are 100 kinds of exquisite and fashionable little pieces of junk that I bought at the 100 yen store for 100 yen. Each of you can pick one and take it away."

[I am 100% sure that I do not want this kind of garbage.]

"Ah, we are so lucky."

Hai Teng was extremely interested in this and started to carefully choose from the pile of gifts.

"I'll just take this."

Anle picked up a "100"-shaped keychain from the pile of gifts and put it in his pocket, which could only hold one hundred paper cranes.

A few people simply picked out what they wanted from the hundred kinds of exquisite and fashionable little garbage and walked into the haunted house.

"Remember to give me a hundred good reviews."

Kuronuma Mana didn't forget to call out from behind.

"It's completely dark and I can't see anything."

[It’s a haunted house after all. ]

“It’s so spooky and scary.”

[I already said it was a haunted house. ]

"Hehe, you guys should not faint from fright."

【It's just a haunted house.】

"Go away little guy, what are you waiting for outside."

"Maybe he's just simply scared. There's no use pacing a hundred times, Shun."

"Humph, I just want to serve as your rear guard as the Dark Wing. Besides, this is a maze. If you get lost in there for a hundred days, I can find a hundred people to rescue you."

【It's just pure fear.】

"Ah~ah, it seems that without my light that illuminates all things, you are nothing but a bunch of cowards."

[There's no need to force the number to 100. Will the disaster of 100 end yet? ]

"What are you talking about, little dwarf? Hurry up and walk a hundred steps to catch up."

Ran Tang has advanced one hundred meters into the maze haunted house.

[The classroom is not that big. ]

"Ah!" Anle, who was walking on the side, suddenly let out a scream that would make anyone shiver.

"What? So you are as timid as me, Ale."

Hai Teng seemed to have found a companion. He quickened his pace and waved his arms a hundred times to rush to Anle's side.

"Isn't this Sakamoto? If I hadn't gotten close to you, I wouldn't have noticed."

Anle said in surprise as he looked at Sakamoto who was 100% hidden in the darkness.

【Where is Sakamoto? 】

[There was no movement at all. I thought it was just a completely new skeleton model.]

Secret Technique: 100% motion-free shadow camouflage.

"Little guy, why do you always cover my face?"

Ran Tang looked at Kaito strangely, who had been covering his face with his one-hundred-tenth finger since he caught up with him.

[This is getting more and more far-fetched.]

"Stupid Ran Tang, have you forgotten what happened when you visited the haunted house 3.65 hundred days ago?"

Kaito was referring to the time when, at a cultural festival some time ago, Rando frightened the staff of the haunted house.

"It's okay, Shun. If you block his force like this, he won't be able to walk."

Anle stepped forward and pulled Hai Teng away.

"This is the map of this haunted maze that I bought from Sakamoto for 100 yen. It has diagrams of 100 traps. If we avoid them, we won't scare the staff."

Anle shook the haunted house map in his hand, which was one-third of a hundred centimeters long.

【Then why are you still visiting haunted houses? 】

"Really, that would be great."

Kaito was visibly relieved.

"I can rest assured knowing that this guy Ran Tang can't cause any trouble."

[Aren't you the one who is truly relieved? ]

"Turn left ahead and you'll reach the intersection. Maybe we'll run into other tourists."

Anle looked at the hundred-word command line composed of roads on the map.

[Is this classroom a hundred times bigger?]

[I don’t know if I can trap a hundred people. ]

"Shun, cover Ran Tang's face first, don't let him scare passers-by."

"Yes, Commander."

[Ran Tang's anger has reached 100%.]

"You two guys, are you looking down on my handsome face?"

The fire broke out.

【One hundred percent lie.】

"Don't even think about exchanging your ramen for kamaboko from me today."

【Just like that? 】

Ran Tang knocked away Hai Teng's hand in front of him, pushed away An Le who was leading the way in front, and walked towards the corner on his own.

"How despicable that you slandered my handsome face. How could my face scare people?"

We met other tourists at the corner of Ran Tang.

Two figures, one in pink and one in blue, stared at Ran Tang expressionlessly, without any reaction at all.

"See, my face is 100% not scary, okay?"

Ran Tang turned around and said proudly to An Le and Hai Teng.

[It's Goto-san and her band friends. ]

"Little Pochi, why did you stop? Did you meet someone from 100 degrees?"

【People who use Baidu are indeed already familiar with it. 】

When Ran Tang heard the sound, he didn't move his body. He just turned his neck 100 plus 80 degrees and looked behind him. The skin on Ran Tang's neck overlapped with each other, as if there were 100 layers. It was extremely disgusting.

“Ah~~~ Ghost!”

The two figures, one with red hair and one with yellow hair, fainted on the ground.

[Even if you're not in a haunted house, this kind of action will definitely scare people, okay? 】

. . . . . .

"Red Bean Paste Private Marseille. This guy Ran Tang definitely didn't mean it."

With the help of Sakamoto, Anle and his friends took the two band girls who had fainted on the ground and left the maze haunted house.

After bowing 100 degrees, Sakamoto returned to the haunted house to continue his work.

Kaito also pulled Rendou to bow and apologize to the girls in the band.

"Then just compensate us with one hundred 100 yen each."

The blue-haired girl, Ryo Yamada, held out her hand and demanded compensation.

"Huh? But we've already apologized."

Kaito opened his mouth wide to express his surprise.

"You started blackmailing me without any expression on your face."

Anle looked at the blue-haired scum in front of him in silence.

"Although I had expected it, it was only the size of a flax seed."

"Hehe, if apologies are useful, then what is the point of the police?"

"Here are 100 100 yen notes. Take them."

[Is the beginning a foreshadowing? 】

[No, it's just to make up a hundred.]

Ran Tang took out the money he brought today.

"Ran Tang! She is 100% blackmailing me."

Kaito wanted to stop him, but even if there were a hundred of them he couldn't stop Rantang.

Goto Ichiri (one li = 500 meters) stood aside, looking at the conflicting parties at a loss. For her, it was really difficult to be a peacemaker.

Fortunately, after being frightened unconscious by Ran Tang for a hundred seconds, "Archangel Shimokitazawa" and Ms. "Come and Go" finally woke up from their coma.

[With the addition of Yamada and Xiaogudu, your band might as well debut with a nickname. 】

[No matter how good the band is, they will definitely become famous just by relying on the nickname. ]

"Ryo is just joking, don't take it seriously." The blonde girl, Ichichi Hongxia, figured out what was going on at a glance and reached out to push back the one hundred 100 yen bills in Endou's hand.

"Tsk, mind your own business. I thought I could drink a hundred more cups of coffee today."

"If you want to drink coffee, why don't we go to Little Pochi's?"

The red-haired girl Kita Ikuyo suggested.

"Ah, but I still want to spend more time in the cultural season."

(Just keep playing and you don't have to go back to the cafe.)

Goto Ichiri said this with his expression and even his body stiff.

[Another 100% lie.]

"But your expression clearly said that as long as you keep playing, you don't have to go back to the cafe." Kita Ikuyo ruthlessly exposed Goto Ichiri's lie.

[Not a single word is wrong. Do you also have the ability to read minds? 】