I am the disaster of Saiki K.

"As an apology, let this guy Ran Tang treat us."

Anle patted the shoulder of Rentang, who was holding a hundred 100-yen notes in his hand, and made a suggestion.

"Really? That would be great."

"I'm 100% welcome." Yamada Ryo gave a thumbs up.

"So what are you waiting for, let's go."

Anle pulled Kaito and Rendou, while Kita Ikuyo pulled Yamada and Ijichi and they walked towards Goto's class a hundred steps away, leaving the two pink-haired boy and girl standing there in a mess.

(Why didn’t you ask for my opinion?)

【Have you asked for my opinion? 】

I have always kept the reward open, and I would like to thank all the readers who have given me rewards, votes, and read along until now. Without your support, I would not be able to write this far.

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Chapter 101: Disaster at the Maid Cafe

The group soon arrived at the maid cafe of Goto Ichiri's class. Today, Sayaka Sumino was still in charge of receiving guests. When she saw Goto Ichiri coming back, she pulled Goto Ichiri aside angrily. The blond girl put her hands on her hips and started to teach the pink-haired girl a lesson.

"Really, Goto-san, even if you have social phobia, you can't play missing. We are all worried about you."

It's called a lesson, but actually it's out of concern for Goto Ichiri.

"I know I was wrong. In order not to cause trouble to everyone, I will go to the back kitchen to look after the trash can."

[No one would steal trash cans.]

"Catch the thief who stole the trash can."

"Aren't these all the things you threw away? What's wrong with using them to fill my stomach?"

Chisato Meragari ran around holding a trash can that she had stolen from some coffee shop, avoiding the students' pursuit.

[I forgot there was this guy. ]

Qi Mu, who was slapped in the face the next second, pushed up his glasses to hide his embarrassment.

Pulling his attention away from Meragira Chisato, Saiki turned his gaze back to Goto Ichiri who was taking off her maid outfit in public.

【Did I miss something? 】

Goto Ichiri kept muttering: "I am no longer qualified to be a maid. I will take off my clothes now."

Goto Ichiri didn't take off her clothes very quickly, but her actions were beyond the expectations of everyone present. Neither Sayaka Sumino nor the band members had time to stop Goto Ichiri's actions.

When she tried to stop her, Goto Ichiri's maid skirt had been lifted above her navel, and the girl's secret space under her skirt was exposed to the customers of the cafe.

"Tsk, even if it's safety pants, I can accept it."

Anle, who was originally watching the show with great interest, curled her lips in dissatisfaction after making sure that she was not seeing things.

"A long skirt plus tracksuit pants is doubly bad civilization."

[This is not a welfare novel, what else do you want to read? ]

Under the "that's it, that's it" gazes of a bunch of old perverts in the cafe, Goto Ichiri was stopped by her friends before she could take off her maid outfit.

"Shun, it's over. You don't have to cover your eyes anymore."

Anle reached out and pulled Hai Teng, who had kept his eyes closed and covered his eyes with his hands, to wake him up from his self-isolation.

"Don't you guys know not to look at what is inappropriate?"

"Haha, how funny. You are so innocent, little dwarf. Have you ever read a pornographic magazine?"

Ren Tang laughed and hung Kaito's body.

"Of course I have seen it, but it's just a picture. If you see a girl's body in real life, don't you have to marry her?"

Kaito explained with a blushing face.

"Hahaha~ Stop teasing me, Shun. That was a long time ago."

[Kaito is too innocent. 】

Even Anle couldn't help laughing because of Hai Teng's words. Anle laughed so hard that he fell backwards and kept clapping the table.

"Look, we have an old-fashioned guy here whose thinking is still stuck in the past."

"Oh, old fashioned."

Anle and Rantang were arm in arm, pointing at Haiteng's face, which had turned the color of liver, and laughing.

[It's about time for you two to stop. ]

"Haha, an old antique like me should be thrown into the trash can."

Hai Teng's mood completely dropped, and a sinister laugh came out of his mouth.

"Miss Maid, please tell me where the trash can is. That's where I should sit."

Kaito waved and asked Sumino Sayaka.

Sayaka Sumino was stunned by Kaito's question. She habitually pointed to the trash can, then realized that this was wrong.

Kaito had already stood up from his seat and walked towards the trash can, but he did not succeed in throwing himself into the trash can.

The reason is simple: the trash can is full.

【When did trash cans become so popular? 】

"You can actually stuff yourself into a trash can." Anle opened his mouth in surprise and said, "I thought it was just an exaggerated expression in anime."

Anle came forward and looked at the girl hiding in the trash can in surprise.

"Of course, Pochi's body is very soft."

Ryo Yamada gave a thumbs up, as if this was something to be proud of.

"Come out, little Pochi. You didn't show any benefits just now. It's not shameful at all."

The energetic girl Ijichi Kouka was shaking the trash can, trying to persuade Goto Ichiri, who was hiding in the trash can because he felt embarrassed for doing something stupid in public, to come out.

[Hiding in a trash can is embarrassing, okay? 】

"No one saw you taking off your clothes in public just now, so stop hiding, little Pochi."

Kita Ikuyo, who had the best relationship with Goto Ichiri, also spoke up to persuade him.

"You mean, no one would notice someone as gloomy and disgusting as me?"

[The thinking is too extreme. ]

Goto Ichiri's buzzing sound came from the trash can.

"Ah, I, that's not what I meant." Kita Ikuyo was stunned by Goto Ichiri's question and began to explain in a hurry.

"Pochi is so cute, has a great body, and is great at playing the guitar. She's not some gloomy and disgusting girl."

Because of Kita Ikuyo's praise, Goto Ichiri slowly poked his head out of the trash can, bashfully touched his head and said, "Actually, I'm not as good as you say."

"That's right. Everyone cares about you, Pochi-chan."

Ichichi Hongxia added.

"That means, a lot of people saw what I did just now." Goto Ichiri shrank back again.

【Can't you think about the bright side? 】

"Tsk, what a troublesome woman."

Seeing that Goto Ichiri shrank back again, Kita Ikuyo smacked her lips with a frown on her face.

"It's dark, Kita-san has darkened." Ijichi Hongxia was frightened, and her triangular ahoge flew out. She quickly pulled Kita Ikuyo away and asked her to calm down first.

"But what can we do about it?"

Looking at Goto Ichiri who was trapped in the trash can, everyone really had no idea what to do with her.

【Aren’t you here for coffee? 】

[This chapter is almost over, where is the coffee? 】

Qi Mu mercilessly ate the coffee jelly he had just ordered, indifferent to the farce in front of him, or rather...

【It's great that no one disturbs me while I eat coffee jelly. 】

Just when everyone was at a loss, an accident happened.

A figure flashed by, and the trash can containing Goto Ichiri disappeared in front of everyone.

"Ah, it's the Trash Can Thief. Little Pochi has been stolen."

[A thief who specializes in stealing trash cans sounds too stupid. 】

"Let's chase him quickly, otherwise little Pochi will be eaten by Mura-san."

Anle recognized the back of the trash can thief and quickly pulled everyone to chase him.

[Mera-san probably hasn't developed to this stage yet. ]

[Ran Tang, you idiot, why are you pulling me? 】

[I haven't finished my coffee jelly yet! ]

Chapter 102 The Disaster of Forming a Band

The trash can thief Muliang Qianli caused public anger because he stole trash cans from too many classes. He was finally arrested after being chased by a large group of students.

"I am just a victim played around by fruit peels and kitchen waste."

Chisato Meragari said this as her hands were tied and handed over to the Discipline Committee.

Can't you just eat some normal food?

[It's worth it even if I'm played around with by leftovers. 】

"It seems that I can't drink coffee."

Anle, who was teasing Muliang Qianli with a banana peel, sighed like this.

[Do you no longer regard Mura-san as a human being? ]

Goto Ichiri has been rescued from the trash can by his friends.

But now, because she was dragged all the way by Muliang-san in the trash can, her eyes had turned into the shape of mosquito coils, and her whole body was like a puddle of mud, stuck to Ichichi Hongxia's body.

"It's okay. Thanks to you, we were able to rescue little Pochi safely. We are even now."

Ijichi Hongxia supported the dizzy Goto Ichiri with one hand, and waved to Anle and the others with the other hand to indicate that it was okay.

The incident of the trash can thief was resolved, and the group walked back in the direction they came from.

"Since you are also Pochi's friends, she should have told you that we will be performing at PK Academy tomorrow."

On the way back, Kita Ikuyo looked at Anle and the others and asked.

This sentence frightened Goto Ichiri, who was still a little confused just now. His body, which had originally been clinging to Ijichi Kouka, suddenly stiffened and broke into pieces on the ground.

She never mentioned this matter.

"It looks like Pochi-chan never mentioned it at all."

Ijichi Hongxia's eyes turned into cat eyes, and she complained speechlessly: "It's obviously your own performance, but you didn't even tell your friends, you are really something, Pochi-chan."

"Private Marseille..."