I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Hai Teng, who had been somewhat carried away, was immediately exposed by the spray.

"Ah? Do you want to fight?" With just his eyes, Hirotani Su used to drive back those who wanted to rush up and teach Kaito a lesson.

If it weren't for Kugoya Su, these dogs might really come and beat Kaito up.

[Yeah, at least Kaito is no longer thinking about the choir. ]

"Alright, alright, let's just watch the game. I didn't expect this game to be so interesting."

Anle drew everyone's attention to the stage.

"Huh? Isn't that buddy?"

[I am right next to you.]

"Stupid Yantang, that's obviously Xiao Lizi."

Hai Teng, who had recovered, patted Ran Tang's arm and said contemptuously: "Look, she is obviously wearing a skirt..."

Kaito looked at Kouriko in shock as she was wearing men's clothing on the stage.

"Why did that guy Qi Mu go to participate in the beauty pageant?"

Even Hirotani Su asked with a look of shock.

[Are you guys done yet? I'm standing right here. ]

"If the person standing on the stage is Qi Mu, then the one next to us..."

Anle touched his chin and pretended to be shocked as he analyzed the current situation.

[You want to say that I am Xiao Lizi in disguise? ]

"When all the impossibilities are eliminated, the remaining one, even if it goes against common sense, is the truth. The one who sees through all the truth is me, a famous Chinese detective who looks like a high school student and is actually a high school student." An Le grabbed his collar and covered his mouth with it.

【You don’t have such a setting. 】

"Sinkitswa, once in a while (there is only one truth), you must be Saiki's triplet brother."

[Yeah, you better forget about bringing any more children into our family. ]

[Having another tsundere sister is enough for me to handle. 】

"Oh, so it's just Kuriko wearing men's clothes. She really looks like Saiki."

After listening to Qi Mu's explanation, Kaito and the others suddenly understood.

"How is it the same? How is it the same? It's always different, okay? Can you look for the reason in yourself? Am I nearsighted? Have you used eye drops?"

Anle, on the other hand, mocked Hai Teng and the others with a funny look on his face.

"Ah? So you can tell the difference, Ale?"

Hai Teng and his companions were obviously unconvinced.

"Sai Mu and Kouriko's hair colors are obviously completely different, okay?"

Anle spread his hands as a matter of course, indicating that there was no problem at all in distinguishing between Saiki and Xiaolizi.

[Our hair lengths are obviously different, okay? ]

【Can't you pick a more recognizable reason? 】

"Only a fool can tell the color of their hair!!!"

"Oh. My brother is participating in a beauty pageant."

This was not said by Ran Tang, but by Ran Tang's dead father who suddenly appeared in front of Qi Mu.

【It turns out that ghosts can't tell the difference either.】

Chapter 104: Disaster of the Beauty Pageant (Additional Update 1/2)

The scene of the PK beauty pageant.

"Now, please allow contestant Saiki Kuriko to introduce herself."

Dressed in men's clothes, Saiki Kuriko struck a handsome pose and winked at the audience, causing a burst of exclamations.

"I'm Saiki Kuriko from Class 3, Grade 2. My hobby is eating sweets. The person I hate is my brother (Kusuo), and the person I like is also my brother (Kousuke)."

Although Qi Mu couldn't read Xiao Lizi's mind, he felt that the two brothers Xiao Lizi mentioned were almost what he thought.

Oh hoo

"A beautiful girl with a brother-control personality?"

“It feels pretty good.”

"Ah, Lord Chestnut, look at me."

Xiao Lizi in men's clothing also attracted the attention of other girls.

After all, this robot is made based on Saiki's template. The cognitive filter that Saiki added to his own face will not work on Xiao Lizi's face. Now Xiao Lizi, wearing men's clothes, is actually a handsome guy, a handsome guy who is popular with both men and women.

"Tsk, it's really weird to see my buddy winking at me."

[In a certain parallel universe, you are still a sissy gay. ]

"But why is Xiao Lizi wearing men's clothes today?"

Anle didn't care about Xiaolizi's appearance, he was just curious about Xiaolizi's behavior of wearing men's clothes.

"You don't look up to your brother, so you think it would be nice to dress up like him."

Anle looked at the expressionless Qi Mu beside him with a playful look.

[It seems that it is not for me. ]

Qi Mu reminded An Le to look at Xiao Lizi who was constantly winking at "Miss PK Academy" Teruhashi Xinmei on the judges' panel on the stage, and make a judgment.

"Oh, it's probably the kind of feeling that if someone who likes my brother likes me, no one will snatch my brother from me."

Anle clapped his hands in sudden realization and made a summary.

[Your thinking is too twisted.]

[Can't it just be that Oguriko simply likes Teruhashi Kokomi? ]

"You're right. It's not impossible." Anle touched his chin and thought. He felt that what Qi Mu said made sense and could be used to prove another point that Qi Mu himself did not want to admit.

"After all, this is data collected from you, so it's only natural that he would like Teruhashi-san."

【Let’s discuss your first guess. 】

Saiki wanted to change the subject.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you really don't want to admit it, Qi Mu?"

It's a rare opportunity to make Qi Mu suffer a setback, and An Le will not let go of this good opportunity. He wants to press on with the victory and torture Qi Mu's heart.

Then he was physically tortured by Qi Mu, and had to shut up and watch the game honestly.

[I think you are just itching for trouble. ]

"Well, this is what the M attribute explosion looks like."

Anle admitted it shamelessly.

"As long as I lie fast enough, no one can beat me."

Anle gave Qi Mu a thumbs up.

[Don't be so proud of this kind of thing. ]

Turning my eyes back to the center of the stage, Xiao Lizi had finished introducing himself and retreated to the back of the stage, waiting for the next contestant to enter.

"Please welcome the next flower..."

Before the host finished her introduction, Hanabata Yoshiko, wearing a cool festival grass skirt, rushed onto the beauty pageant stage riding on her dog.

"Yoshi~ I'm ready, let me dance to my heart's content."

Ignoring the staff's attempts to stop her, Hanabata Yoshiko twisted her body and started dancing.

[This is a beauty pageant...]

"This is a beauty pageant, not a dance competition, you idiot."

Akutsu Akira's complaints spread throughout the audience before Saiki did.

[Is it true that my lines have been stolen more often recently? 】

"Oh, the beauty pageant has been changed to a monkey show? That looks pretty good."

Anle looked indifferently at Hanabata Yoshiko who was dancing wildly on the stage and dodging the staff.

"The monkey-style intelligent subtraction is really amazing."

Anle wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and sighed as he watched the stage performance become outrageous.

The staff who were trying to catch Hanabata Kako and drive her off the stage in the previous second, somehow started to cooperate with Hanabata Kako's devilish dance moves in the next second.

It turned Hanabata Yoshiko's solo dance into a group dance performance.

[Hanabata Yoshiko's appeal is so strong that it's like a superpower. ]

Kako Hanabata was still dancing. Even though her dancers had collapsed on the stage due to exhaustion, Kako Hanabata still relied on her amazing physical strength to stand on the stage and dance wildly. It was obvious that she had no intention of simply stopping.

If she continues to jump like this, this year's PK Academy beauty pageant will end in failure.

"Don't cause trouble to others, you idiot!!!"

At this time, it was finally the hero's turn to appear. Akatsuki Akira's figure was like an arrow shot from a bow, shooting straight at Hanabata Yoshiko in the center of the stage.

A heavy straight punch hit Hanabata Kako's exposed white abdomen. Akutsu Akira was still worried that he could not stop Hanabata Kako's actions at once, so he picked her up from behind and gave her a standard German bridge throw, finally knocking out Hanabata Kako and making her completely unable to move.

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After a few seconds of silence, the audience gave warm applause in encouragement.

“It was a great fight.”

“Is this also part of the performance?”

"So it's a fighting girl character. That's quite novel."

The audience just thought it was some novel performance.

[The beauty contest has been changed to a fighting contest. Aren’t you guys a little too ambitious? 】

Amidst warm applause, Akutsu Akira awkwardly grabbed one of Hanabata Yoshiko's legs and dragged her off the stage, completely disregarding the pink panties of Hanabata that were exposed to the air.

“It’s not a blue and white bowl, bad review!”

Anle commented:

"Now even itasha know to paint blue and white bowls, but you, a monkey, don't know, how low you are."

[Is this the time to talk about such unimportant things? ]

Despite such twists and turns, the beauty pageant in PK Academy still continued.

"How do you feel, Principal Teacher?"

The male teacher with a lewd look on his face, Iguchi Ko, as one of the commentators, asked the principal next to him.

[Will it be true that if we let Mr. Iguchi explain the beauty pageant, it will not lead to others misunderstanding that we are holding an illegal program? ]

"Regardless of appearance, you are all my lovely students, and I just can't stop~"

[Oh, it's confirmed. We are hosting an illegal program. We should call the police right away.]

Qi Mu had already taken out his cell phone and was ready to call the police at any time.

"Especially the monkey show just now, it was so wonderful that I even forgot to appreciate my lovely students," said the principal.

[You actually like that kind of monkey? It seems that the principal's preferences are different from those of ordinary people. I should be relieved. ]

Chapter 105 Disasters Continue Before the Performance (Additional Update 2/2)