I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Today is the last day of the cultural festival, and it is also the most lively and rich day. Not only are there performances prepared by each class, but there is also the most anticipated after-night festival, which is the best time of the year for high school students to find a partner.

"I don't like the after-night festival."

Anle said he shuddered, as if he thought of something that made him uncomfortable, and his face began to turn pale.

"The memory of the dead is starting to attack me. I don't want NTR, I don't want a good ship."

[Our novel is green and healthy, how could we possibly stage the kind of weird plots that happen on campus?]

Qi Mu rolled his eyes at An Le who was still going crazy.

【You might as well go to the hospital and have your brain checked out. 】

It is still a little too early to care about the after-night ceremony. It is only the morning of the third day and most people are gathered in the auditorium waiting for the performances of each class to begin.

"I saw Little Pochi and the others. Do you want to go over and say hello?"

Anle patted Qi Mu's shoulder and pointed in the direction of the pink-haired girl.

[That's a little chestnut, can't you tell it apart? ]

"Huh? But pink, blue, yellow, and all the hair colors are the same. Isn't this Pochi-chan's band?"

Anle said in surprise.

[Oguri, Chisato Mera, Kokoro Teruhashi, Chiyo Yumehara…]

[Did you identify the band by their hair color? ]

Qi Mu looked at Anle speechlessly, wondering if he had been with the little goblins for too long and his IQ had been assimilated.

"But where are Kaito and the others? Why haven't I seen them for a long time? Could they have gotten lost?"

Anle asked Qi Mu. Normally, Hai Teng and his companions would follow Qi Mu closely like flies to him, but today they were nowhere to be seen.

[They are flies, yes, but I am not...]

Qi Mu's face was dark. If there weren't so many people around, Qi Mu was afraid that the bloody scene would attract attention, and An Le might have already gone to the infirmary to lie down.

However, the disappearance of Kaito and his companions did make Qi Mu feel strange, so he decided to find Kaito and his companions first to see what they were doing.

Qi Mu restrained the urge to teach An Le a lesson right now, and wrote down his behavior in the little notebook in his heart, leaving it for later.

【clairvoyance!】

Saiki used his ability to easily find the location of Kaito Shun. Nedo and Kaguya Su were also beside Kaito.

"Um...Kaito-san, if you go further you'll reach the backstage. Are you guys going to perform today?"

Goto Ichiri, who had been followed all the way by Kaito and his friends, finally controlled his fear and asked Kaito and his friends.

!! ?

"It's Goto-san!" Kaito's face showed a shocked expression, and he said in disbelief: "Based on the hair color, I thought it was Saiki and Teruhashi-san."

"Oh, there's nothing wrong with the hair color. Are you guys kidding us again?"

Ran Tang touched his chin and looked at Goto Ichiri and others with some suspicion.

[You guys also recognize people by their hair color! ]

"How are you leading the way? Hurry up and don't cause trouble for others."

Hirotani Suarena stopped Kaito and Nendo who were still trying to get involved, and left after apologizing to Goto Ichiri and the others.

[Let these two idiots lead the way, what do you think? 】

Not long after, Hirotani Su brought Kaito and Rendou to find Saiki and Anle.

"Hey, Qi Mu and A Le, sorry to have kept you waiting. We just accidentally lost our way on the road of life."

Kaito explained why they were late.

[I think you are lost in hair color, go to the barber shop and study hard before coming back.]

"Oh, so you guys mistook the person because of the same hair color. Are you guys stupid?"

After hearing the specific reasons for their lateness, how could Anle resist laughing at Hai Teng and the others?

[You have no right to laugh at them for this. ]

. . . . . .

The stage performance is about to begin.

"Have you seen the program?" Anle asked Qi Mu beside him.

[Do you think I would be interested in this kind of thing? ]

"Of course I watched it." Kaito Shun's face was full of anticipation.

"Of course I want to know what kind of tribute these heroes are going to offer to me, the Demon King." Kaito covered one eye with his bandaged hand and crossed his legs.

[Good children should not learn from him]

[And aren't you the Dark Wing? When did you change your job to the Demon King? ]

"Isn't 'Band' the only show on the program? What's so interesting about it?"

Ran Tang shook his head disinterestedly.

"Why don't we go get some ramen later?"

[You can't even understand the program guide, how can you understand the menu? ]

"Each band will perform different musical styles, especially rock music, which I have been looking forward to for a long time."

Kugoya Su patted Ren Tang's shoulder and explained to him.

"But what Li said is not wrong. This year, all the performances are bands. I don't know what the level is."

Anle took out the program and started looking at it.

"Oh? The first one is Toritake's band."

【Those idiots haven't given up yet this year. 】

"I heard that their performance last year was terrible. They dared to submit the program this year, so the level should have improved."

Anle guessed.

【is that so? 】

Qi Mu was unsure. This year, Totsuka Reita did not come to him for help, so he had no idea whether the level of their band had improved.

【It’s better to take a look. 】

Saiki focused his attention on Toritsuka and the others who were preparing to go on stage.

(This year, there is still no practice.)

(At our level, we don't need to practice at all.)

【Okay, the death penalty can be pronounced. 】

(That guy Saiki definitely won’t help.)

[At least I have become self-aware]

(Luckily I found someone else to help.)

(But I really don’t have confidence in my singing voice.)

[So you found Sakahara to help, maybe this opening performance will be worth watching. ]

The lights in the auditorium went out completely and the performance was finally about to begin.

oh~~~

The students cheered and looked forward to the performance.

Amid cheers, the stage curtain slowly rose and the performers appeared in front of the audience.

There was only Sakamoto, with a microphone on his body, sitting behind a drum set, playing guitar with one hand and bass with the other, at the end of the stage, and although it looked strange, he still played beautiful music and sang touching songs.

Secret Technique: One-Man Band

[Sakamoto is simply a superman. ]

Totsuka Reita and the other three members of the band each held two maracas, stood at the front of the stage, and began to shake the maracas to the music of Sakamoto.

[You dare to stand in the front with only a maraca, your face is thick enough to block bullets. ]

Chapter 106: Pochi-chan still needs to work hard

The performance in front of the stage was still going on, and the ending band, which was the band that Goto Ichiri was in, had already started preparing backstage.

"There are so many audiences today. This is my first time performing in front of so many people. I'm so nervous."

Kita Ikuyo, who is known as the "Come and Go Lady", is now wearing a black base and a short-sleeved T-shirt with the Ending band's logo, just like everyone else in the Ending band. She is hiding behind the curtain, peeking at the audience in front of the stage with a trembling body.

"Kita also has times when he's like Pochi-chan."

Ichichi Hongxia joked.

"Ah, are you saying I'm as cute as Pochi-chan?"

"I'm talking about mood, mood! Don't be weird at a time like this."

Ijichi Kouka pulled Kita Ikuyo's head over, clenched her right fist, and punched it hard several times with her full fist. It looked like an intimate play, but in fact it was to help Kita Ikuyo relax.

"It hurts, it hurts, I know I was wrong, Captain Hongxia."

[Beautiful girl stickers are the best. 】

[An Le would definitely say this if he saw this. ]

(Wrong, I would say "Boom boom boom, go with the flow, Baotaro!")

[Another pun, right?]

"Speaking of Pochi-chan, where is Pochi-chan? Why haven't I seen her for a long time?" Kita Ikuyo broke free from Ijichi Kouka's control and asked while pretending to rub her head in pain, which actually didn't hurt.

"Ryo has been watching Pochi-chan, he must be backstage." Ijichi Hongxia rubbed Kita Ikuyo's head and pulled her towards the backstage.

"Ah, there they are!" Without any effort, the Red Ranger and the Yellow Ranger found their teammates, the Pink Ranger and the Blue Ranger.

[So you guys are not a band but a super team? 】

When they looked around, they saw a strange scene.

In front of Goto Ichiri, who had fallen into his own world, Yamada Ryo placed various offerings, including but not limited to tree branches, stones, empty beverage bottles... Yamada Ryo clasped his hands together and worshiped Goto Ichiri.

Ijichi Kouka and Kita Ikuyo looked at Goto Ichiri and Yamada Ryo in surprise

"What are you doing! Ryo!"

Ijichi Kouka quickly stepped forward and pulled Yamada Ryo up.

"I have already eaten all the edible offerings, so I can only use these to offer to Bochi-chan." Yamada Ryo answered Ijichi Kouka's question with an expressionless face.

“Is this what I’m asking!!!”

Ijichi Kouka helplessly punched Yamada Ryo.

[Yamada and Mura-san should have a lot in common. ]

"Little Pochi...is dead!"

Kita Ikuyo finally reacted. She walked tremblingly to Goto Ichiri and said with a sob.

"No, okay, Kita-san, you're such a fool, stop playing with Ryo, this idiot."

Ijichi Hongxia waved her limbs and pulled the red-haired and blue-haired girls aside to teach them a lesson.

Although they were very noisy, they still failed to wake Goto Ichiri from her fantasy world.

. . . . . .

Goto Ichiri's fantasy world.

"I want to be confident, I want to be confident, I want to be confident..."