I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Goto Ichiri kept encouraging himself, trying to calm his imperial engine.

“Things are definitely going to get better.”

"maybe……"

"Before the show even started, there was an earthquake, a tsunami, and a nuclear attack, so I didn't have to perform on stage."

[How good is that! Any of these are worse than your performance on stage. ]

"No, no, if something like that happens, everyone will get hurt. God, I take back my wish."

[What god will help you realize this wish, an evil god? ]

[Can't you really think positively? ]

"Yes, yes, we have worked together for so long, we must complete the band performance."

"Maybe someone in the audience will live stream our performance online today."

"It attracted a large number of online viewers at once, so we can become well-known online music celebrities."

"With the high school girls' band as a gimmick, we can definitely rise to the top and become a big internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans."

"Then I can expand my fan base by participating in variety shows."

"Relying on hyping up CP to maintain popularity."

"When the popularity dropped, there were rumors of discord in the band and who was the mistress of whom."

"Or some big news like Kita-san and Yamada-san are actually gay."

“It’s no longer a dream to become a legend by relying on hype.”

[What about the music? Aren't you a band? Why do you rely on fan club tricks? Where is your real ability? ]

[It should be said that you and Laitang have a lot in common. ]

. . . . . .

After teaching the other two clowns a lesson, Ijichi Kouka finally had time to pull Goto Ichiri out of her unreliable fantasy.

"Little Pochi, little Pochi, wake up quickly, your saliva is dripping onto your clothes."

Ijichi Kouka took out a tissue to wipe the saliva that Goto Ichiri had drooled over due to daydreaming, and gently pushed Goto Ichiri's body a few times to wake him up from his daydream.

"Pochi-chan, Ikuyo (Ikuyo)."

"Hi~"

Ichichi Hongxia called out and led a few people to the front desk to make final preparations for the performance.

"Deep breath, deep breath."

"Just do it the same way as we normally do in practice."

As worthy of the title of "Hongxia Mama" and "Archangel of Shimokitazawa", the backbone of the band, Ichichi Hongxia, although her skills may not be the best in the band, she is indeed the most important bond that the band members can trust and rely on each other. Ichichi Hongxia fulfilled her duties as the band leader before the performance very well, and then it depends on the real performance of the band during the performance.

Dong~dong~dong~

[Are you going to play the team joke again? 】

No, that was actually the heartbeats of the band members. Apart from Ichiri Goto's Emperor Engine which was the most obvious, the heartbeats of the other three members in the band could be heard to varying degrees. It seemed like it was impossible not to be nervous.

"The next band to take the stage is the closing band."

The curtain rises and a spotlight illuminates the four members of the band.

With the sound of Hong Xia hitting the drumsticks as a prompt, and the sound of bright cymbals, the band's performance officially began.

“Just blame it all on the weather, whether it’s the embarrassment or the fatigue…” Kita Ikuyo sang while playing the guitar.

“It’s a song I’ve never heard of.”

“It seems to be original.”

“Not bad!”

The audience response was enthusiastic.

【This is a real band performance. 】

[Compared to that, Bird Bunch, who can only use a maraca, is simply a disgrace. 】

Qi Mu enjoyed music for a rare time.

……

"Oh, the string is about to break."

Anle's sighing voice reached Qi Mu's ears.

【! ? 】

"This is an important moment of transformation, so we should just watch."

……

"Hey! Why are you just watching this flying attack, Qi Mu? At least take it."

[The transformation is not enough, keep working hard, Pochi-chan. 】

Chapter 107: The Night Festival Will Not Be Peaceful

The PK Cultural Festival performance ended successfully.

"The performance of the Baotaro team was amazing."

"Yeah, yeah, that boom-boom-boom sound that keeps going along with the music, and that flying swoop, it's so rock and roll."

[Goto-san's band is clearly called the Ending Band, and the "boom, boom, boom" sound is just the sound of nervous heartbeats.]

[Don't make fun of them just because their colors are similar to Super Sentai. Super Sentai has few fans, so no one can understand what you are saying.]

"I might as well write a Super Sentai fan fiction based on the band The End. On the surface, they are a band, but secretly they are super warriors saving the world."

Anle shook his head and spoke nonsense, but Qimu only looked at him like an idiot.

【Then you can just wait for your violent death. 】

"The show is over, and it seems like there's nothing else to do, so let's go eat some ramen."

Ran Tang put his hands behind his head and gave some suggestions to the others.

"Don't just think about ramen when you have nothing to do, you ramen alien."

Anle was afraid of knocking off the ribbons that had fallen on her body during the performance, so she waved her hand and complained to Ran Tang.

"Besides, the cultural festival isn't over yet, there's still a lot to do."

"Ale, do you know anything interesting to do?"

Hai Teng became interested because of what An Le said. Actually, he hadn't had enough fun yet and didn't want the cultural festival to end so hastily.

[With so many things happening, let’s end the cultural festival as soon as possible. ]

"For example, putting away tables and chairs, cleaning, and counting income."

[Indeed, these are things that need to be done at the end of a wonderful event. ]

"Ah, I thought you could have some good ideas, Ah Le, what a bummer."

Hai Teng thought that An Le had played a trick on him. He patted An Le's shoulder unhappily and complained to him.

"Wait for me to finish what I'm saying, don't be in a hurry, Shun." Anle let Hai Teng pat his shoulder and continued what he had not finished saying.

"After we've done this, we can prepare to hunt couples with peace of mind!"

Anle took out gasoline and a torch with a smile on his face and said some horrible words.

【Where did you get it from? 】

[There is no FFF group in our school now. ]

"But what does this have to do with cleaning up or anything like that?"

[Are you still concerned about this at this time? ]

"It's okay. I'm just worried that something unexpected might happen when we're hunting couples, and we won't be able to do these things in the future."

Anle spoke in a sinister tone to scare Hai Teng.

Hai Teng was so frightened by An Le's words that he trembled and said in a trembling voice: "Isn't this a bit bad? Although I am also a little annoyed by those couples, killing people, isn't it..."

[Oh, after all this fuss, it turns out you were teasing Kaito again. ]

"Look how scared you are. We certainly won't do anything illegal. We are doing this to maintain the discipline of PK Academy."

Anle did not admit that he was teasing Hai Teng, but continued to PUA Hai Teng.

"The daytime cultural festival is almost over, but don't forget that we still have the after-night festival, Shun."

Anle patiently persuaded him, with both hands on Hai Teng's shoulders, looking into his eyes, and continued: "Don't underestimate the after-night festival, which only involves dancing around the bonfire. There are many hidden tricks in it."

"Only single people like us would look forward to having the chance to hold the hand of the person we like while dancing. Just this alone is enough to make our hearts beat faster, doki~doki."

[Are you talking about the male protagonist of the youth romance anime from ten years ago? ]

"But those guys who are already in love won't let go of this opportunity."

Hai Teng's face started to turn red as if he had thought of something, and An Le took this opportunity to continue his brainwashing speech.

"Just think about it, Shun. In this school where there is no light except for the bonfire on the playground, in front of the beds in the infirmary where no one disturbs them, at the desk in the silent empty classroom, or even at the long table in the dark and deep library, what will these lovers do?"

The demon named Anle placed his lips close to Kaito's ear and whispered softly.

[I think you have read too many 18+ comics. ]

"Yes, yes..."

Kaito Shun's face turned red and he kept on talking. It seemed that he already knew what Anle said the couples would do, but he was too innocent to say it out loud.

"What else can I do? Eat ramen, of course."

Anle did not avoid other people when he spoke. Even Kugaya Su, who had been silent, blushed as he listened and fantasized about it. As a result, this atmosphere was easily broken by this guy Ran Tang.

[Should I say it is worthy of being called Yantang? 】

"Well, that's not wrong. He does eat, for example..."

[That's enough, it's too blunt. If you keep talking, we'll just have to meet in the group.]

【And this guy doesn’t have a group yet. 】

Anle was interrupted by Qi Mu. After thinking about it, he realized that if he continued, there was a possibility that he would meet in the group, so he simply stopped giving examples and started to summarize directly.

"Cough cough."

Anle pretended to cough twice.

"In general, for the sake of PK Academy's discipline, I absolutely cannot let this happen, so I will join forces with the head of the Discipline Committee to patrol these locations and never let this kind of thing that disrupts discipline happen."

Anle emphasized again.

[This Discipline Committee Chairman is not the one voiced by Sumire Uesaka. 】

(Yes, that’s the blue-haired, big-breasted chairman with no name in The Stupid Girl.)

[With this person here, there's no way PK Academy can maintain good discipline. ]

"Kaito, Nedo, Kaguyasu, and Saiki, you are my best friends. You will come to help me, right?"

Anle grabbed the hands of several people affectionately, looked into their eyes and waited for their consent.

"Since you said so." Hai Teng scratched his face embarrassedly, but finally agreed.

"Remember to treat me to ramen, Ah Le, you bastard."