I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[If that bastard Anle knew my purpose, he would laugh at me non-stop.]

[It seems that the goblins are unreliable. Can I only rely on myself? ]

[Just use mind control, but is it really okay to use mind control for such a small matter? ]

[Forget it, I'd better go to the student union in person. ]

The more Qi Mu thought about it, the more he felt that it would be better for him to go to the student union by himself. He wouldn't have to owe anyone any favors by going by himself, and he could also better accomplish his goal.

Saiki didn't say hello to Kaito and the others who were still reading the new school rules in front of the announcement, and walked towards the student union alone.

"This damn student council is full of bullshit, but they don't allow me to read pornographic books. They also said that my opinions are not sarcastic. How dare they say that to me? Do they think I'm that bastard who only knows how to complain, Saiki?"

Totsuka Reita walked towards the student council room and bumped into Saiki, who had a gloomy face because of what he said.

"Ah! Master Qi Mu, I wasn't talking about you just now, I was talking about another name, 屮..."

Totsuka Reita explained with cold sweat.

Chapter 122: Restrain Your Complaints, Qi Mu

One of the most embarrassing things in life is probably saying something bad about someone and being overheard by that person.

This is exactly the case with Totsutsu Reita, and now he is not only embarrassed but also scared to death. The person about whom he spoke ill of is not an easy guy to deal with.

Qi Mu is basically a living god in this world. Even the people who created this world have to give him some face.

Speaking ill of him is tantamount to blasphemy in a world where gods exist, which is basically the same as seeking death.

[There is still a difference. At least you can die more comfortably if you seek death.]

【You said so, Toritake. 】

Saiki looked at Toritsuka Reita, who was now lying on the ground, and smiled. He had found a way to disguise himself and go to the student union to give his opinions.

"Master Qi Mu, please forgive me. I won't dare to do it again."

Torizuka Reita was lying on the ground, mumbling something like "I will never dare to do it again" and promised Saiki, "Master Saiki, as long as you can forgive me this time, I will repay you in the next life even if you let me work like a cow or a horse."

[I don't need you to work like a slave for me. I just need to use your identity for something. After I get the job done, I will pretend that you never said anything bad about me.]

Saiki pulled Toritsuka Reita up and gave the same sly smile as Anle.

The reason why he didn't ask other people for help even if he was discovered by the student council as a complainer was so as not to owe others a favor. Now that Totsuka Reita offered himself, it gave Saiki an unexpected surprise.

[If I use your identity, I won’t be discovered by the student council president Amakusa and his gang as a spit-talking character. ]

[This way you don't have to worry about being recruited into the student union, and you don't have to owe anyone a favor. It's really the best of both worlds. ]

Qi Mu smiled and nodded to Toritsuka, feeling that his method was foolproof.

"Master Saiki, you actually..." After hearing Saiki's plan, Torizuka Reita was not happy because he escaped a disaster. Instead, he looked at Saiki with dissatisfaction and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Totsuka Reita shook Saiki's body and yelled at him.

"The student council is full of pretty girls. You can join the student council by pretending to be able to complain. Why didn't you tell me such important information earlier?"

Totsuka Reita looked like he was betrayed. He kept patting Saiki's shoulders and said with a resentful tone: "A group of beautiful girls plus me, isn't this a standard harem plot? How can I give this opportunity to others? No, I will go back right now and pretend to speak like you normally and give you a new suggestion."

After saying this, Totsuka Reita turned around and wanted to go back to the student union activity room to start his harem plan.

But he forgot that Qi Muke hadn't said yet that he would let him go.

As soon as Toritsu Reita turned around, Saiki's hand pinched his shoulder. The sound of bones being squeezed entered Toritsu's senses. He turned his head with difficulty and revealed an ugly smile.

【Finish my work first, then think about your little things. 】

Saiki pulled Toritsuka Reita into the bathroom, and they came out not long after. The two had exchanged identities through hypnosis.

[Find me a place to stay and don't use my identity to do anything weird. ]

"Don't worry, Master Saiki, just leave it to me." When Toritsuka Reita saw that there was nothing for him to do, he waved his hand and ran away.

[I won’t do that.]

[Forget it, let’s finish this matter first. ]

Saiki used Totsutsu Reita's face to knock on the door of the student union activity room, and after receiving the reply "Come in", he pushed the door open and walked in.

The first thing Saiki saw was the four members of the student council and Kumaji hanging from the ceiling.

[Whose S attribute exploded again? 】

[Is it really okay for the student union to hang this kind of thing? 】

"Why are you back again, you scumbag? I told you not to bring pornographic books, and this school rule will not be changed."

Hagimura Suzu has no good feelings towards this scumbag and pervert named Toritsuka.

[It’s obvious that the guy next to you reads pornographic books in the meeting room every day. ]

[But I'm not here just for this matter. I also have some opinions about other school rules. ]

Saiki used the identity of Toritsuka to explain the purpose of his visit.

"Um, is it about the ban on eating snacks in school?"

As the president, Amakusa Shino nodded and stroked his chin as he thought.

"It doesn't matter if the restrictions are relaxed, but..."

Amakusa Shino stopped talking midway and began to carefully examine Saiki, or rather, Saiki who now had the appearance of Totsuka Reita.

(This guy has only been gone for a few minutes, why has he changed so much? Just now he seemed like a scumbag virgin who could only hide at home and comfort himself secretly, but now his whole aura seems to have changed.)

[I can't act out the scumbag aura of Toritake. ]

(This feeling!)

(Did this guy just complain about me in his heart?)

(Does this guy have a soul for making jokes?)

【How do you feel?】

(Again, this is the feeling. Maybe I should let this guy come...)

【…】

Without feeling that she was being criticized, Amakusa Shino finally spoke up and continued what she had not finished.

"To what extent the relaxation should be made is a question, which requires careful discussion among our student union members."

President Amakusa Shino said as he looked at his right and left hands, Hanajo Ayame and Nanajo Tenku.

[What are your left and right hands used for?]

[It's a normal metaphor, why does it sound so obscene to you? 】

(As expected, I can’t help complaining again.)

[How do you feel about this? Is this your experience of being criticized for many years? ]

(Oh, and I'm right-handed by the way.)

[No one wants to know which hand you use, so let’s get to the point.]

"Indeed, if the rules are relaxed to the point where you can get mad, the board of directors probably won't approve it."

Huacheng Ayane nodded seriously. Because of the presence of an outsider, Saiki, she still maintained her ladylike appearance, but what she said was not ladylike at all.

[As long as you can eat ordinary snacks, it will be fine. 】

"That's right. Even if you don't eat..., eating... at school will have a bad influence."

Qi Tiao Tiankong nodded, agreeing with what Hua Cheng Ling Nu said.

[I've been wanting to ask for a long time, are your blocked words different? ]

"Please discuss this matter at the student union's internal meeting later. We have more important things to do now."

Amakusa Shino looked at Saiki with sharp eyes, and Saiki even suspected that she had seen through his hypnosis.

"Classmate, are you interested in joining the student union?"

[No, goodbye. ]

Chapter 123 Invitation from the Student Union

Saiki's attempt to leave failed. When he turned around and raised his hand to open the door of the student union classroom, Amakusa Shino flashed in front of him, opened her arms, and stopped him from leaving.

"Don't be in such a hurry to leave, Toritsuka-san. Listen to our conditions first. We will definitely not treat you unfairly if you join the student union."

Amakusa Shino clenched her right fist and stared at Saiki's eyes. It was obvious that Saiki didn't want to listen to her finish her words and seriously consider the conditions she proposed. Saiki didn't want Pi to leave easily.

[Ah, ah, this feels so troublesome. ]

[Why not just agree to her request? Since you are now Toritake's identity.]

[But isn't this too easy for that bastard Toritake? And it's also a bit unfair to the little fairies in the student council. ]

Saiki was thinking about how to get out quickly. Although he was now Toritsuka, directly agreeing to Amakusa Shino would not have any impact on his identity, but Saiki felt that if he really did that, something bad would definitely happen.

For example, Toritsuka Reita didn't complain when he was discovered, and Amakusa Shinoba thought that the person who came to them in the morning was Toritsuka Reita's brother or something.

【Maybe he will find me again in the end.】

[It is better to just refuse and not leave any trouble. ]

Qi Mu thought so much, but in fact only a few seconds had passed, thanks to the setting of the world.

Saiki nodded, agreeing to Amakusa Shino's suggestion, and signaled her to state the conditions for joining the student union.

[No matter what the conditions are, just find a reason to refuse? ]

Seeing that the "Torizuka Reita" agreed to listen to her, Amakusa Shino breathed a sigh of relief. It was rare to find a character who could make her feel something just by complaining in her heart, and she couldn't let it go easily.

[Does this feel serious? ]

"Joining the student council has many benefits." Amakusa Shino walked back to her seat with her hands behind her back and said solemnly, "The student council is full of beautiful girls. Aren't you looking forward to the opportunity to have a harem that only exists in anime?"

[Only a otaku would expect such unrealistic things. ]

With this answer, Saiki used telepathy to convey his meaning to everyone in the student council.

[Also, not all of you are pretty girls, there is also a child, right? ]

Qi Mu just thought about this sentence in his heart, and at most he glanced at Hagimura Ling while thinking.

"What are you looking at? Are you saying that I don't deserve to be called a beautiful girl?" Hagimura Suzu jumped up from her chair excitedly and said, "Or do you think I'm still a child? You perverted scumbag."

[Although I know you are scolding Toribatsu, it still makes me uncomfortable to be called a perverted scumbag. ]

[Forget it, this is also my fault, I'll just put the blame on Niao Shu for now.]

"Not interested?" Amakusa Shino was surprised that "Torizuka" had no interest in what she said. (Is Toriizuka actually a gay?)

[Anyway, it's not me who misunderstood, so it doesn't matter. ]

[If that's all, please forgive me for refusing to join the student union. I have other things to do, so I'll take my leave now.]

Qi Mu simply refused directly and turned around to leave again.

"and many more!"

Saiki was called again, but this time it was not Amakusa Shino who called him but Hanagi Ayame who had been silent the whole time.

[I knew it wouldn’t be that simple.]

Saiki sighed, turned around and looked at Huacheng Ayame again, waiting for her to speak.

"Torizuka-kun, right?" Huacheng Ayane looked Saiki up and down. Her gaze made Saiki feel like he was being seen naked. It wasn't that his disguised identity was seen through, but it was really like she was looking at him without clothes.

"Although I don't know why the president thinks so highly of you, I believe she must have her reasons." Huacheng Ayane stood up and walked to the bookshelf of the student union, reaching out her hand to search on the bookshelf. While she was doing this, she did not forget to talk to Saiki: "I have heard of your name for a long time. In fact, I admire you very much. Is there anything wrong with reading pornographic books in public?"

【Is there anything right? 】

Huacheng Ayane finally found what she wanted and gently pulled it out from the bookshelf.