I am the disaster of Saiki K.

It was nothing else but a pornographic book.

[Are there too many things in your student union activity room that violate school rules?]

"As long as you agree to join the student union, you can read pornographic books in the student union. I believe you will not refuse such a condition."

Huacheng Ayane solemnly handed the pornographic book to Qi Mu.

【…】

Tear—

"What are you doing? That was just released this week and I haven't even had time to finish reading it!"

Huacheng Ayane screamed and rushed forward to snatch the book that was torn in half from Saiki's hand.

Looking at the torn collection, Huacheng Ayane glared at Qi Mu fiercely with tears in her eyes.

"I misjudged you. Someone who truly likes pornographic books would never do something as outrageous as tearing up a pornographic book."

[Is there anything else? I really have to go. ]

Saiki turned his gaze towards Hagimura Ling, waiting for her to say something more attractive.

"I can tutor you for free. Although I'm only a freshman, I've already completed all the high school courses by myself. It's no problem for me to teach you in your grade."

Hagimura Suzu tapped her head with a pen, then took out her report card with full marks to prove her ability to Saiki.

【Totally unattractive, not to mention me. 】

[Even if I really am stuck here, I won't be attracted to studying at all. ]

[He is interested in studying with beautiful girls, but...]

Looking at Hagimura Suzu's figure, Qi Mu just shook his head with pity.

╰_╯

"What do you mean by shaking your head? Do you look down on me just because of my figure?"

Qi Mu turned and looked at the last person in the activity room who hadn't spoken.

"Since Koshino and the others' conditions don't attract you, mine probably won't work either."

Qi Tiao Tiankong tilted his head in embarrassment, tapping the table with his fingers, thinking of more attractive conditions.

"How about this, as long as you can join the student council, Toritake-san, I can do it for you."

…………

The classroom fell into silence, followed by screams of disbelief.

"what!"

"What are you talking about? We are the student union, how can we use this..."

"This is too cheap for him."

[Can't you just finish what you're saying, you black person? ]

"How about having my maid make delicious food for you every day?"

"call-"

"Say this all at once, don't pause in between!"

Chapter 124 It was Saiki's fault for believing in Toribatsu

While Saiki is still dealing with the invitation to join the student council, the perspective shifts to Totsuka Reita, who is pretending to be Saiki.

Totsutsu Reita held his head in his hands, walking idly in the corridor, observing every girl passing by him with lustful eyes. After all, with his previous reputation, all female students who saw him would stay away from him and would not approach him at all. Now that he was using Saiki's identity, of course he had to admire them carefully.

"Hey, ghost over there, help me check the color of that beautiful girl's panties over there."

Torizuka Reita randomly picked a male ghost who was floating in the corridor with a dazed look on his face, and made his request as usual.

"Ok?"

"Isn't this a perverted bird bundle? Why has your appearance changed?"

Qi Mu's hypnosis seemed to have little effect on ghosts. Ordinary ghosts could tell at a glance that something was wrong with Torizoku's current appearance.

"Just leave it alone."

Toritake didn't want to explain anything to the ghost, so he waved his hand to send the ghost away, then turned and walked into his class and sat in his own seat.

Well, Totsuka Reita's class.

【This idiot! 】

"That's Qi Mu from Class 3, right? What is he doing in our class?"

"He just sat in the seat of that Toritake guy."

"Is it true that Saiki has such a close relationship with that pervert Toritsuka?"

"Isn't he a pervert who likes to read pornographic books?"

"Maybe I recognized the wrong person, Saiki-san doesn't look like that kind of person."

As stupid as a bird bundle, he also realized the problem. He now looked like Qi Mu, so it was certainly wrong for him to appear here.

(I have to find a way to explain this.)

[You idiot, why don't you just walk out of the classroom. ]

(That’s true.)

Toritsuka Reita scratched his head, stared with his stupid big eyes, tried hard to pretend to be Saiki, and left his classroom while mumbling something.

"It's definitely Saiki from Class 3."

"Yeah, yeah, it must be him."

"He really is a pervert like Toribatsu."

[I told you not to do unnecessary things. Pay attention to me. Otherwise, when I finish dealing with things here, you will see how I will deal with you.]

(You are too harsh, Master Saiki.)

"Hey, isn't this Qi Mu? Why are you alone, and Shun and the others are nowhere to be found?"

Totsuka Reita was stopped by a voice from behind him, and he turned around to look at the owner of the voice.

It’s not someone else, but the happiness that has disappeared for a long time.

Anle is now wearing the discipline committee member's armband and performing the duties of a discipline committee member.

【Don't let this guy know your identity. 】

(Oh no, this is impossible.)

[I can pretend that what you just did never happened, otherwise...]

(Okay, I'll try.)

"Yeah, yeah."

"Oh, it's the perverted Toribatsu. Why did you switch identities with Saiki again? Where is that guy Saiki? Ah, let me guess, he didn't use your identity to go to the student union to make suggestions, did he?"

"I told you this is impossible, Master Saiki."

[You can't even last a sentence? 】

Anle looked at "Qi Mu" who was jumping with curiosity. His eyes were bright and wide open, with rich expressions and no expression of facial paralysis at all.

"Alright, alright. If you ask me, that guy Saiki is really making things difficult for you. He has used you so many times, but he still has expectations of you. It's obviously his fault that you were discovered."

[I can’t refute it, but I’m still upset…]

Anle patted Niaoshu's shoulder and comforted him.

"That's right, that's right. It's obviously Master Qi Mu who is wrong. You, a lackey of the academy, are quite sensible."

Ever since Anle became the discipline committee member, Totsuka Reita has started calling him the academy's running dog.

Although the nature of the discipline committee member is basically like this, Anle would still feel uncomfortable if he was called that.

As expected of Toritake, he succeeded in making both protagonists of this book feel unhappy.

He resisted the urge to beat Toritsuk. After all, he was now a member of the Discipline Committee, and it was not easy for him to violate discipline in public. Of course, when he finished his patrol and was not wearing the armband, he would not let Toritsuk Reita go.

[Disciplinary committee members are indeed the ones who take the lead in violating discipline. 】

"Go back to the classroom first, and don't embarrass yourself in the corridor with Saiki's face. Be careful that he comes back and beats you up."

Anle grabbed Totsuka Reita's arm and pulled him into the classroom door of Class 3, Grade 2.

[It seems that going back to the classroom to embarrass myself is not much better. 】

Anle pressed Toritsuka Reita onto Saiki's seat.

Before Totsuka Reita could even sit down, he was surrounded by a group of little goblins. Looking at Anle's smirk and the corners of his mouth that were already raised to the sky, Totsuka immediately realized that Anle did it on purpose.

(Master Saiki, what if I get exposed? You can’t blame me if I get exposed.)

[Anle, I will teach him a lesson later, but if you are exposed, you will definitely suffer the consequences today.]

(How can this be?)

"Qi Mu, where have you been? You disappeared just after I saw the new rule barrier built by the Administration. I thought you were killed by Dark Reunion."

Kaito Shun actually spoke with a crying tone.

"Yeah, yeah."

"Qi Mu, let's go to the student union to give our opinions. This new school rule is too unreasonable. What's wrong with me parking a motorcycle in the bicycle parking lot?"

Higashi Sualen clenched her fists in anger, obviously having great dissatisfaction with the new school rules.

"Yeah, yeah."

"Dude, ramen is a thief."

"Yeah, yeah."

With just four words like "yale yale", Toritsuka Reita can chat enthusiastically with the little goblins without any flaws.

[Although this is the setting, aren’t these guys a little too stupid? 】

"I always feel like there's something strange about Saiki today, as if he's a little different."

Kaito Shun stared at "Qi Mu" who was grinning non-stop, and finally noticed something a little strange.

"That's true. It really gives me a very different feeling."

"Today's dwarf turned out to be the most perceptive!!!"

Ran Tangli opened his mouth in shock.

"(⊙o⊙)Wow, you guys got it reversed this time."

Before Saiki could complain, Anle took the lead and looked at Kaito Shun and Nendo Riki in surprise.

"So you noticed something different about Saiki?"

Anle asked Kaito Shun curiously, wanting to know what he had discovered this time. He didn't think that these guys would realize that Saiki in front of them was pretending to be someone else using his ability. Kaito must have discovered something else.

"Qi Mu's eyes are highlighted today!"

"Indeed, Qi Mu must have encountered something happy today."

"Maybe it's about my wife giving birth or something like that." Anle couldn't help but reply.

Chapter 125 You can’t avoid what’s coming

[Are there any snacks with premium ingredients? ]

[Is it because I rejected it too quickly? I should have tried it before making a decision. 】

Qi Mu finally resisted the temptation of high-end snacks and rejected the invitation from the student union.