I am the disaster of Saiki K.

After catching and teaching a lesson to Toritsuka Reita, who was using his identity to do stupid things, Saiki returned to his loyal Class 3, Grade 2 classroom.

"In the blink of an eye, your glory is gone, Qi Mu. Did something unpleasant happen?"

Kaito Shun looked at Saiki who had just left under the pretext of going to the bathroom and said with concern.

[I really don’t know whether this means that your observation ability is strong or weak. ]

[Even though Toritake revealed so many flaws, you couldn't see them, but you noticed my eyes. 】

"Maybe it's bifurcated urine. Qi Mu, you should take care of yourself and don't overwork yourself."

Anle patted Qimu's shoulder as if to comfort him, and said something that made Qimu add another charge against Anle to his bad account.

"An Le, you are the Discipline Committee member now, you should be more careful. How can you say such things in public? You don't act like a Discipline Committee member at all."

After listening to Anle's jokes about shit, piss and fart, Xu Yalian pulled Anle's sleeve and reminded him to be careful with his words.

[Although I don't want to admit it, compared with the disciplinary department and the student union, even if An Le says this every day, he can only be ranked third from the bottom. It's just ridiculous.]

Because Qi Mu has paid more attention to the Student Union and the Discipline Department recently, his tolerance for shit, piss, farts and dirty jokes has greatly increased.

[I feel like my brain has been raped.]

(Even you, Saiki, have started telling dirty jokes.)

【I don't! 】

……

After school in the afternoon.

"Dude, Ramen Ikkoku thief."

"Qi Mu, let's go. We don't have to wait for A Le today. He said that the Discipline Department and the Student Union have a meeting today, so let's go first."

[I have a bad feeling.]

Anle here.

"We have received a large number of suggestions for the new school rules from students today. We have already had an in-depth discussion within the student union. Next, we will look at the suggestions from your discipline department."

"There's no need to put quotation marks around 'in-depth', we haven't done anything shameful."

Hagimura Ling couldn't help but complain.

"Oh, I just wanted to emphasize how serious we are about this. It's obviously you, Ling, who got it wrong. Besides, we didn't bring any tools to go deeper. Even if we did, the size wouldn't be suitable for you. Don't worry."

As Amakusa Shino said this, she did not forget to organize the documents in her hand and distributed them to Anle and Igarashi Kaede who came to attend the meeting from the Discipline Department.

As for why the discipline committee chairperson didn't come, in her own words.

"Even after school, I will go to maintain Akutsu-san's discipline. I'll leave the meetings to you guys, Anle. You better work hard and don't be lazy."

After saying this, the head of the discipline committee chased after Akutsu Akira and Hanabata Yoshiko and left the school.

"This damned nymphomaniac committee chairperson, why don't she just give up her position as committee chairperson? Isn't this pushing all the work onto us?"

Igarashi clenched his fists and complained bitterly about the chairman's irresponsible behavior.

"Igarashi, will you be the Discipline Committee Chairman?"

Anle rolled his eyes a few times, clapped his hands and looked happy, nodded solemnly to Igarashi Kaede, and encouraged: "Go ahead, Igarashi-san, I will fully support you."

"Anle-san..." Igarashi Feng showed a surprised and delighted expression. "Thank you, didn't expect that I am so important to you? More important than the chairman who brought you into the Discipline Department?"

Igarashi Kaede said with a touching look on her face. She even thought, "If it was Anle-san, maybe my male phobia..."

"In this case, I can let you do all my work. After all, you are a responsible person and you will not tolerate me being slacking off. This way, I can be lazy with a clear conscience."

"Go to hell and give me back all the emotions I've touched."

Igarashi Kaede did overcome his male phobia, and in a state of rage, he punched Anle on the head without any hesitation.

A big bump appeared on Anle’s head.

"It's really exclusive to the second dimension. If such a big bag was hit in real life, the person would have died long ago."

Anle rubbed his head and complained.

"Please wait until the meeting is over before flirting. Although I like couples, I still hope that you guys in the discipline department can finish your work first."

(Anle’s complaints are not good either. I always feel like he is the one who stirs up trouble like us, and then gets complained about. Complaints of the same kind are always a little off.)

Amakusa Shino patted the table, and refocused the attention of Anle and Igarashi Kaede.

"Humph, if I become the head of the Discipline Committee, the first thing I will do is kick you out of the Discipline Committee."

Igarashi Kaede took the document handed over by Amakusa Shino and started reading it by himself, not forgetting to say harsh words to Anle beside him.

Anle rubbed his head and pretended to cry out in pain, flipping through the documents casually, but he was doing it very quickly without any intention of reading the documents carefully. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was just pretending.

"Isn't it the same as before, that Igarashi-san is the only one working?"

Hagimura Ling looked at this scene and complained helplessly.

"Xiao Ling, you are not doing the right thing. The internal affairs of the Discipline Department should be left to them to complain about internally. Aren't you becoming a yellow-haired NTR?"

Nanajokuras reminded Hagimura Suzu, the only person on the scene who could be considered as a complainer.

"Yellow-haired NTR!?"

"Where is the yellow-haired NTR? Today I will show it how powerful I, the Pure Love God of War, am."

Anle seemed to be triggered by a sensitive word. He sat up from his chair and began to look around. He finally set his sights on the only yellow-haired girl in the activity room, Hagimura Ling.

"Tsk, you're still a kid and you want to imitate others and become a yellow-haired boy? You should go home and grow up for a few more years before you do that."

Anle showed a disdainful expression.

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"Who do you say is a kid? If you have the guts, come out and fight me." Fortunately, the furious Hagimura Suzu was pulled back by Amakusa Shino, otherwise her shoe would have kicked Anle in the face.

"That's not okay, Anle-san. Although it was Ling who took the initiative to invite us, it's illegal to have sex with such a young child."

Qi Tiao Tiankong said to Anle with a naive look on his face.

"If you have the guts..." Hagimura Suzu's brain froze.

…No one in the classroom was talking…

boom-

"There has to be some complaints here. It just doesn't feel right if there's no one complaining!"

Amakusa Shino slammed the table angrily.

"Oh, does the student council need a complainer? I have a good candidate."

Anle raised his hand and said.

Chapter 126 How the Shura Field was Built

[Damn it, my bad premonition has come true. ]

When Qi Mu came to school again, he knew that he had been betrayed by the bastard An Le. He had tried for several chapters to avoid being noticed by the student union, but all his efforts were in vain because of An Le's words. Today, Qi Mu walked to the gate of PK Academy with the little fairies normally. The little fairies entered the campus normally, but he was stopped outside the school gate by the beautiful girl president wearing the student union armband, and he was about to be late.

With the goblins looking at him with an expression of "I'm leaving, don't bother you anymore", Qi Mu looked at the beautiful girl with long black hair and small breasts who was standing in front of him with his hands on his hips.

[Even Teruhashi-san is more knowledgeable than you. 】

[No, why am I thinking this? I must have been influenced by these guys in the past few days.]

Just when Qi Mu was still daydreaming, the girl in front of him finally spoke.

"You must be Saiki from Class 3, Year 2, the pink-haired, three-nothing high school boy. That must be you."

Amakusa Shino looked up and down at Saiki's appearance, comparing it with Anle's description.

[This is obviously a plot that happened to another male protagonist. ]

"Qi Mu, I heard from An Le that you have a big penis and are a first-class ventriloquist. I wonder if you are interested in joining the student union."

Amakusa Shino crossed her arms across her chest, her long black hair fluttering in the morning breeze, and the sunlight could be vaguely seen shining through her hair.

[How long have you not washed your hair? It's so oily. ]

"Oh, I was so excited that I slept late last night and didn't have time to take a shower this morning. It's all because of you, Saiki-san."

Amakusa Shino winked at Saiki, waiting for Saiki to speak with anticipation.

[I will never complain.]

Qi Mu made up his mind that as long as he didn't complain, the student union would not bother him and let him join the dirty joke student union.

So will things go as Saiki wishes?

Saiki looked at Amakusa Shino with an expressionless face. Amakusa Shino and Saiki stared at each other, and slowly showed disappointed expressions.

"Don't you have anything you want to say, Saiki-kun?"

Amakusa Shino confirmed again.

[Can you let me into school? I'm going to be late. ]

"In response to the beautiful girl's invitation, this is all you want to say. I didn't realize that you are quite a gentleman, Saiki. I thought you would be eager to have an in-depth exchange with me."

Amakusa Shino put one hand on her waist and pointed the other hand at the base of her thigh.

【You are so good at doing this, don't you feel ashamed? 】

Qi Mu thought to himself that on the surface he was still calm and unperturbed, and showed no desire to complain at all.

"No, you just complained, didn't you? Even if it was just in your mind, you definitely complained. This feeling, this feeling of being about to ejaculate but stopping halfway."

Amakusa Shino exerted all her strength, with her eyes closed tightly as if she was feeling something. Not long after, she breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Saiki again.

"Don't just complain in your heart, say it out loud, let it out like a flood, only when you complain out loud can everyone feel better."

[How on earth do you feel this way? ]

[And is it really okay to use this adjective? ]

Qi Mu was really shocked. He had thought it was just a coincidence. He hadn't expected that there were people in the world who could feel whether they were being criticized based on years of experience of being criticized.

[This is basically a superpower. 】

"You are indeed a man with a soul of complaints. Anle-san didn't lie to me. You are the perfect candidate for the position of male idol in our student union."

Amakusa Shino gave a thumbs up and acknowledged Saiki's ability to make sarcastic comments in just a few words.

[I didn’t even say a word to you.]

[As for this job title, how did the teachers in the school approve it? ]

……

[An Le, you don't think I will join the student union just like this, right? How could I agree to such a troublesome thing? ]

[I'll have to settle accounts with him later. ]

After Saiki tried hard to reject Amakusa Shino's invitation, he finally followed Sakamoto who entered the school by pole vaulting as the school bell rang, and entered the teaching building before being late.

After briefly greeting Sakamoto, Saiki walked into the classroom of Class 3, Grade 2 with heavy steps.

"Good morning, Saiki-san. It's strange that you came just as the bell rang. I thought you would be late."

Contrary to her usual behavior, Teruhashi Shinmi actually took the initiative to approach Saiki and started talking to him.

You know, although Teruhashi Kokomi greets Saiki every day, that only happens when Teruhashi Kokomi pretends it's an accidental encounter.

Because Saiki came late this time, the two had no chance to meet. If it were normal times, Teruhashi Kokomi would probably say in her heart that it was a pity that it just passed by, but today she actually took the initiative to walk up to Saiki and say hello.

[Hey, hey, hey, if you have something to say, why don’t you wait until there are fewer people around to say it? Didn’t you see that the way my classmates look at me has changed? ]

Because Teruhashi Shinmi approached and greeted him, the boys in Class 3 looked at Saiki with unfriendly eyes.

"Qi Mu, you seem to have been waiting at the door for a long time. I heard from An Le that the girl holding you is the president of the student union. Are you familiar with her? Ah, I'm just curious. After all, I've never met anyone from the student union. I have absolutely no other intentions."