I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Teruhashi Shinmi waved her hands in panic, trying to convince Saiki that she was really just curious about Amakusa Shino.

(Saimu, you're such a jerk. Do you know how embarrassed I was when you weren't in the classroom when I opened the door and said "Good morning, Saimu and everyone"?)

(If classmate Anle hadn’t reminded me, I wouldn’t have known that you were dating another girl.)

(Now I, a perfect beautiful girl, come up to you and say hello. You know who is better now, right? Hurry up and say hello to me.)

[Sure enough, it was Anle, you bastard, who was responsible. 】

(This move is called sneaking through Chencang. Qi Mu, you should learn it.)

Saiki dealt with Teruhashi Kokomi, and despite the murderous looks from the boys in the class, he finally sent Teruhashi Kokomi back to her seat.

[What the hell are you doing? Which one is your real target, the student council or Teruhashi?]

Qi Mu asked Anle a question in his heart.

(Don't make me sound like a villain, okay?)

(What purpose could I have? This is just a matter of course.)

(After all, the audience really wants to eat candy. If I don’t create opportunities, how can you give them candy?)

[Are you giving out candies? You are clearly creating a Shura field. ]

(Um, isn’t Shura Field also a kind of candy?)

Chapter 127 It’s over before it even begins

"Is Qi Mu-san here? If he is, ask him to come out. I have something to talk to him about."

Hua Cheng Lingnv, dressed like a lady with a pair of classical glasses, knocked on the door of Class 3, Grade 2 and spoke into the classroom.

"Oh, Qi Mu is there. Eh? He was here just now, where did he go?"

[I knew it wouldn't end so easily. Can't you, the student union, focus your energy elsewhere? ]

[Why do you have to find someone to complain about? 】

The enthusiastic classmate pointed to Qi Mu's seat, but unfortunately it was already empty and no one knew where Qi Mu had hidden.

"Which class are you in? I'll tell him when he comes back and ask him to come find you. Or can you leave me your contact information?"

The passerby male student obviously had other thoughts. Telling Saiki was fake, and exchanging contact information was real. After all, Huacheng Ayame looked like an ordinary quiet literary girl in her normal state. There were still many students who liked her, and there were countless who wanted her contact information.

"Oh, do you want my contact information? If you want, just shout "Ou Jinjin" in public and I will give it to you. How about it, do you want to shout?"

Huacheng Ayane pulled out a flip phone from under her skirt and waved it in front of a passing male student, tempting him.

“Oh, oh, oh…”

The boy would never do such a thing. He is still rational. If he shouts those words in public, he will completely lose the right to seek a mate in school.

"You don't dare? If you don't dare, please help me find Saiki-san. If you find him, I can exchange contact information with you."

Huacheng Lingnv hooked the chin of a passerby boy and threw him a coquettish look.

The passerby boys immediately seemed to be injected with chicken blood, and they shuddered and shouted, "Where are you Qi Mu?" and rushed out to look for Qi Mu. There was no telling how many guys had been bewitched by Huacheng Ayane.

[Should we say he is worthy of being called the leader of SOX? 】

Qi Mu hid in the toilet and observed the movements at the classroom door.

"Ou Jinjin—"

[Is there anyone who dares to shout it out in public? Aren’t they afraid of being socially disgraced? ]

"I called out Hua Cheng classmate, you should give me your contact information."

Totsuka Reita scratched his hair nonchalantly, not taking the fact that he had just shouted those words in public seriously at all.

[It's Toribatsu. That's fine. This guy is the type of person who can do this.]

"Great, great! As expected, only you, Toritsuka-kun, can do something like this. I'll give you my contact information now, so you better remember it."

Huacheng Ayame had no intention of going back on her word. Since Toritsuka Reita had really done such a thing, she would keep her promise. When she was about to open her mouth to tell Toritsuka Reita her contact information.

"Discipline officer, there's a guy here who's violating discipline. Take him away quickly."

The students nearby called out to the discipline committee members who were on patrol and reported the location of Totsuka Reita to them.

"Just surrender, Bird Shu. Your business has been exposed. Come with me."

"To say that kind of words so loudly is a crime. Anle, go arrest him and send him to Mr. Matsuzaki."

Anle and Igarashi Kaede followed the sound and rushed to the side of Huacheng Ayane. Anle reached out and pressed the bird bundle against the wall, took out a rope from his pocket, and tied the bird bundle up.

【Why carry a rope with you? 】

"It seems like there's no chance this time. Let's try again next time, Toritake-san."

Huacheng Ayane winked at Torizuka Reita.

"You school lackeys, you came at the wrong time. Can't you show up a few years later? I've even thought of a name for my child!"

[Even if I give you ten years, you won't be able to find a girlfriend.]

Totsuka Reita struggled to resist, but unfortunately, Anle quickly tied him up tightly with the tortoise shell bondage, making him unable to move at all.

[When did Anle learn this skill? ]

"Hehe, I borrowed Xiongji from the student council. I studied it for a long time before I learned it. I've always wanted to find someone to try it on. You're really lucky, Toritake."

Anle patted his back complacently, which was completely bent like a shrimp due to the restraint of the rope, and was very satisfied with his learning results.

"Student Anle, your skills are still lacking. Look here, here, and here. You tied it wrong."

Huacheng Ayane squatted down, pointed out several mistakes on the bird rope, and discussed rope art with Anle.

"That's enough. What are you doing with such pornographic things? Take him away quickly. We still have a lot of work to do."

Igarashi Kaede blushed and couldn't bear to watch it anymore. She interrupted Anle and Huacheng Ayane who were arguing about whether it was better to be tied up or tied up.

"Since you said so, Igarashi-san, let's exchange techniques again when we have a chance, Huacheng-san. I have something to do, so I'll leave first."

Anle could only get up angrily and say goodbye to Huacheng Ayane.

"Exchange technology? What technology do you want to exchange? This kind of violation of discipline is not allowed in school."

Igarashi Kaede shouted even more excitedly this time, his face completely red, and it was unclear whether he was embarrassed or angry.

"It's just rope techniques, don't get so excited, Igarashi-san."

Anle wanted to reach out and pull the arm of the overly excited Igarashi Kaede, but considering her male phobia, she had to retract her hand.

"Okay, stop provoking Igarashi-san. Anle-san, you guys should just take this guy away. Although he looks good, he's a little too conspicuous."

Huacheng Ayane kicked the bird bundle, whose body was cramping due to the tight bondage, giving Anle a way out.

"That's what you said, but why the sudden reward of the bird bundle?"

"Student Anle..."

"Okay, okay, let's quickly hand the bird bundle over to Mr. Matsuzaki and do other work."

Anle dragged the bird bundle and followed Igarashi Kaede away from the scene.

"Where on earth is Mr. Saiki? The president said he was a great Tucao Yi. I just wanted to meet him, but why can't I find him?"

[Then will I form a sox club with you? ]

[It is better that such things do not exist in this world. ]

"Are you here to see Saiki-san as well? What do you want?"

Just as Qi Mu was thinking of a countermeasure, a figure with blue hair and holy light came in front of Huacheng Ayane.

(Is there an increase in the number of women who come to visit Saiki-san recently?)

"Oh hoo!"

Huacheng Ayane said unconsciously.

"I want to find him..."

(No, even I can’t say that kind of words in front of an angel.)

"I have something to do now, so I'll take my leave."

Huacheng Ayane said this, turned around and left quickly.

~~(﹁ ﹁ ) ~~~

(Hmph, you realize the gap between you and me, right? You think you can get Saiki-san?)

(Don't overestimate your own abilities.)

【It’s not what you thought, right? 】

Chapter 128: If You Seek Death, You Will Die

Inside the Discipline Department activity room.

The activity room of the Discipline Department is not big. It was originally just an ordinary storage room of less than 30 square meters, which is the size of a bedroom. After all, there are not many people in the Discipline Department and they do not need too much space.

The filing cabinet in the activity room, which is specially used to store documents, is placed against the wall near the corridor.

Diagonally opposite it is a storage box used to store confiscated prohibited items, which contains many students' dreams and hopes.

[Do things like pornographic books and ball-mouth vibrators deserve this name? ]

In the middle of the activity room is a standard conference table that is about 130cm high, 200cm long and 150cm wide.

"It's also the size of a standard double bed."

Anle patted the conference table in front of him with a satisfied expression.

So, what do you want to express?

"You don't understand this, so let me tell you, look, Qi Mu."

Anle looked at Qi Mu who was sitting across from the conference table, stood up from his seat with his arms outstretched, and waved to Qi Mu to look at the outer wall of the activity room.

"Because it was originally a storage room, this activity room has no windows facing the outside, and all the lighting inside has to rely on lamps."

Anle turned around again, walked to the side of the gate, put his hand on the door, and continued to explain to Qi Mu.

"This door is the only way to the outside. Once we lock this door, people outside will have no way of finding out what the people inside are doing."

"Besides, this is the Discipline Department. We have as many tools as you want. Even if we use them all up, I can still go and confiscate others'."

Anle walked to the storage box, kicked it and signaled to Qi Mu.

"Isn't this a more suitable location than an empty classroom, infirmary, sports equipment room, or women's locker room?"

[I'd better call the police and arrest you, a potential criminal. ]

"Tsk, this is so boring. I'm just sharing with you the feeling of violating discipline in the discipline club's activity room. Don't you understand what contrast cuteness is, Saiki?"

Anle sat back in his original seat and slumped over the table, feeling bored, like a child who shared his good toys with other friends but didn't get any recognition.

[This is not just a simple contrast. In your words, this is...]

“Isn’t this a kind of NTR?”

Anle took the initiative to say what Qi Mu was about to say. He lay there weakly, raised his head, supported his chin on the table and looked at Qi Mu.

"In this environment, I can only stay with a man like you. You can even turn into Saiki Kuriko. If others see me, they will think I'm gay."

Anle emphasized the environment to Qimu, which was a subtle reminder to Qimu that this was not a place where two men should stay for a long time, and he hoped that Qimu would not stay in the discipline department activity room all the time.

[Isn't it because you want to be lazy? You used the excuse of accompanying me to refuse the patrol job with Igarashi. 】

[And I am hiding here because of someone, you know it, right? ]

Qi Mu threw the lunch bread bag in his hand into the trash can, patted himself to knock off the bread crumbs scattered on his school uniform, and looked at Anle in front of him with a dark face.

"It's just to avoid the student union, isn't it? It's no big deal, you can just obey them."

Qi Mu was very upset by An Le's eagerness to watch the fun. He didn't know what this bastard An Le had said to the student union members. The student union members were very interested in Qi Mu and would go to Class 3's classroom to harass Qi Mu whenever they had time. They were just like little goblins.