I am the disaster of Saiki K.

【When you think about it this way, it doesn’t seem like a big deal? 】

It would be fine if it was just that, Saiki could just treat them as new little fairies, but the bad thing is that they are all beautiful girls. As soon as they approach Saiki, Teruhashi Kokomi will come over to show her presence and declare her sovereignty to the student council members.

Surrounded by a group of beautiful girls all day long, Qi Mu was naturally hostile to almost all the male students in PK Academy, including Class 3. If he hadn't hidden in this closed classroom, he would have no chance to eat properly.

The more Qi Mu thought about it, the more unhappy he became with An Le in front of him. After taking out the notebook that recorded An Le's black accounts and taking a look at it, Qi Mu's face turned completely dark.

Anle was keenly aware of this.

"I really can't let Igarashi-san patrol alone. If she runs into a boy, she'll be petrified again. I'd better go and help her."

Anle stood up and tiptoed towards the door. When he saw Qi Mu looking at him with his dull pupils, Anle rushed to the door and wanted to leave.

[This kind of place seems to be the best place for a closed room murder. ]

Qi Mu used his superpowers to lock the door of the activity room, with a peaceful smile on his face, looking at Anle who was already a little panicked.

Next comes Qi Mu's relaxation time.

……

Qi Mu pushed the door and walked out of the Discipline Department's activity room. He stretched and it was obvious that he was in a very happy mood.

"Ah, that's Saiki from Class 3."

"Why did he come out of the Discipline Department's activity room with that expression?"

"Hey, did you just do something shameful? It just so happens that the Discipline Department has a lot of confiscated tools."

"I think there should be more than that."

"Is there another male discipline committee member in the discipline department?"

"I saw them usually being very close, so it turns out they have that kind of relationship."

"So do you think Saiki is 0 or 1? It's really curious."

"If you're hanging out with so many girls every day, you're definitely a zero."

"It makes sense!"

[That makes sense, have your thoughts been assimilated by the student union? ]

From that day on, the rumor that Saiki was a 0 spread in PK Academy.

【It is better to destroy this school. 】

……

Igarashi Kaede, who had just returned from patrol, walked into the discipline club activity room.

When I looked up, I saw Anle lying on the conference table with a peaceful look on his face.

"Student Anle, how can you lie on the table to rest? Get down here right now."

Because of his male phobia, Igarashi found a stick and poked Anle a few times, but unfortunately Anle didn't react. After all, Anle hadn't finished watching the carousel yet, and of course he wouldn't wake up yet.

At this time, the discipline committee chairman also returned to the activity room, and the first thing he saw was Igarashi Kaede beating Anle with a mosaic stick.

Igarashi casually pulled the stick out of the storage box. Could the stick there be a real stick?

"So this is the relationship between you and Anle, Igarashi. It seems I came at the wrong time."

After the head of the discipline committee finished speaking, he closed the door and left with an expression that said "I understand" on his face, leaving Igarashi, who looked confused, and Anle, who was still watching the revolving door, in the activity room.

Chapter 129: Student Union in Action

"Is Saiki-san here?"

Amakusa Shino opened the door of the men's restroom. The boys who were using the restroom were so frightened by her intrusion that they shrank back a few centimeters.

Under the boys' horrified gazes, Amakusa Shino carefully checked all the cubicles in the bathroom. After confirming that there was no one there, she left with a look of loss on her face. When she left, she did not forget to remind the boys who were frightened by her.

"Although masturbating in the bathroom is not against discipline, you should exercise moderation for the sake of your health."

[They were just taking a break. You, who broke into the men's restroom without permission, are the one who violated the rules.]

In order to find Qi Mu, the members of the student union are doing this all over the PK Academy.

……

On the rooftop.

"Isn't the G-spot here too?"

【What did you compare me to! 】

Huacheng Ayane, who was wearing a "mask", kicked the door of the school rooftop away.

[The door to the rooftop has a very unfortunate fate. ]

After scaring a pair of expressionless lovers who were enjoying lunch on the rooftop, she confirmed that the pink-haired figure she was looking for was not there.

"You seem to be in the same class as Saiki. Have you seen where Saiki is?"

Huacheng Ayane, no, now she should be called Snowfield Blue in this form.

Aoki of the Snowfield looked at Raido and Aharen who were looking at her expressionlessly.

"How can you remain calm when seeing me in this form?"

Xueyuan Zhiqing sighed.

[They actually look very shocked right now, but you just can't see it.]

"As for Mr. Qi Mu, we haven't seen him. He hasn't been coming to the rooftop much recently."

Laitang thought for a moment, swallowed the hamburger meat that Abalone had just fed him, and answered Xueyuan Zhiqing's question.

Lai Tang said this, but in his mind he did not forget to use his expertise to let his imagination run wild.

(Is that what this classmate has on her face? Is she a pervert?)

(No, this guess is too superficial. This way of wearing is obviously like a masked fighter on the fighting stage, the kind of powerful character who would shout "The Bull Warrior will never take off her mask". I didn't expect that our school actually has such a high-purity female high school fighter hidden. I don't know if she is an MMA mixed martial artist or a boxer. I must go and watch her if I have the chance.)

[As expected of a teacher like Lai Tang, he can always rely on his imagination to avoid the correct answer. 】

(But why did she look for Saiki-san?)

(She doesn't seem to have any hostility towards Saiki-san. Could it be because Saiki-san is actually a peerless martial arts master hidden in the campus?)

(In order to improve her skills, this student wants to find Qi Mu and ask him to be her master?)

[Almost. They want me to be a "male actor" in the student union]

Xueyuan Zhiqing had no hope of knowing Saiki's whereabouts from Laidou and Awaren, and he was not disappointed after hearing Laidou's answer. He turned around and left the rooftop to continue looking for Saiki.

But she left a small gift for the two of them when she left.

"You two are really a loving couple. Although your answer is of no help to me, in return, I will leave this thing to you. You will definitely need it. 丳"

Xueyuan Zhiqing casually took out a box of something square from his pocket and stuffed it into Abalen's hand.

After Apollen confirmed what Snowfield Blue had left behind, her cheeks suddenly turned red and steam came out of her head. Although she still had no expression on her face, anyone with a discerning eye could tell from her performance that this gift was not something that could be shown to others openly.

"What's wrong with you, Aharen-kun? Is there anything wrong with the gift?"

Lai Tang, who was standing next to him, didn't see clearly what the gift was, so he asked curiously.

Apollin shook her head without saying anything, but hid the gifts in her pocket. She was too embarrassed to tell Laitang what they were.

[This is a normal campus heroine, okay? What kind of characters have you been exposed to recently! ]

(The fighter is really amazing. He gave Abalen a blood circulation massage without even realizing it!)

[Your imagination is a bit abnormal for a male protagonist. 】

……

"The president is too willful."

Hagimura Suzu was searching for Saiki in the dark corners of the campus.

"Really? Why should I come out to look for someone? Saiki is just a stuffy guy. Does the student union really need a guy like him to join?"

Hagimura Suzu complained. In her opinion, the current student union was just fooling around with the president. Four people were enough to complete all the work of the student union. There was no need to recruit someone to be responsible for making complaints.

[I couldn't agree more. It would be great if you, as an accountant, could have the final say on student union matters.]

"How could there be people in a place like this? Is the president trying to bully me, saying that I'm small and suitable for a place like this?"

"Her breasts are about the same size as mine!"

[Useless information has increased. ]

Hagimura Ling slammed the door of the storage cabinet that she had just opened to check if anyone was hiding, venting her anger.

The sudden and loud noise frightened the trash can next to the utility cabinet and made it tremble. This noise did not escape Hagimura Suzu's eyes. She immediately stepped forward, opened the lid of the trash can with a surprised look on her face, and looked inside.

"Pink hair!"

Hagimura Suzu immediately saw the beautiful pink hair of the person hiding in the trash can. Due to the height, she could only see the hair of the person inside.

"Qi Mu, you actually hid in a place like this!"

[Look at the person carefully before drawing conclusions, or I will sue you for defamation.]

Although the hair was contaminated with some dust because it was in the trash can, Hagimura Suzu soon discovered that the owner of the hair in the trash can was not the pink-haired, no-name male student she was looking for, but a cute and timid girl.

"I remember you were the guitarist at the show."

Hagimura Suzu quickly recalled Goto Ichiri's identity. She struggled to grab the edge of the trash can, trying to look Goto Ichiri in the trash can.

But because the height of the trash can was almost the same as her height, she couldn't do that at all.

Goto Ichiri also noticed this. Maybe because of Hagimura Suzu's figure, Goto Ichiri actually took the initiative to get up from the trash can. The pink-haired and yellow-haired girl looked at each other awkwardly.

“Why are there children wearing our school uniform?”

Goto Ichiri looked at the "little child" in front of him strangely.

"Only children would hide in a trash can, okay? How dare you say that to me!"

Hagimura Ling kicked the trash can and said in dissatisfaction.

“Woo-hoo!”

Goto Ichiri wailed.

"sorry."

……

"Where on earth did Saiki-san go?"

Nanajo Tenku was standing outside the classroom of Class 3, Grade 2, with one hand touching his cheek, looking quite embarrassed, waiting for Qi Mu to return to the classroom.

[If I want to hide, you won't be able to find me, right, Xiong Ji?]

Saiki sat in the student union activity room, which was empty except for him, fiddling with Xiongji beside him.

If he hid at Anle's place, people would spread rumors that he and Anle had some kind of indescribable relationship, so Qi Mu changed his hiding place this time.

[Although I don’t believe in the idea that the most dangerous place is the safest.]

[But if you add my superpowers, it’s a different story. ]

Qi Mu is very confident in his ability to hide.

[However, hiding like this won’t work. We have to find a way to solve the problem.]

While Qi Mu is thinking about how to resolve this incident, we continue to focus our attention on the student union secretary, Nanajo Tenku.

Now Qi Tiao Tiankong still has a smile on his face, waiting outside the classroom of Class 3, Grade 2.

As a beautiful, dignified and well-figured young lady from a wealthy family, Qi Tiao Tiankong attracted the attention of many passers-by.

"Oh, I forgot, the classroom doors in school are not automatic."