I am the disaster of Saiki K.

[It was someone who didn't let you play, how can you blame me? 】

"I didn't even have the chance to perform at the cultural festival. It seems like you, Darling, no longer love me. Is it true that love can disappear?"

[There is no such thing.]

"Master Qi Mu, you are with so many beautiful girls on the weekend, how can I be envious... Have you forgotten the friendship between us PK Academy superpowers? How can you abandon us!"

Even Toritsuka from the next class came over and joined in criticizing Saiki.

[Although you guys are still noisy as usual, I always feel like something is wrong. ]

"Stupid brother, you didn't even invite me when you went out to play. Do you still have a place for me, your sister, in your heart?"

"Qi Mu, you met me yesterday but didn't invite me to watch a movie. Is it because I'm a chatterbox? Or is it because I rarely appear in the movie and you think it doesn't matter if I'm not there? We are close friends after all. Aren't you going too far? You should have asked for my opinion before. I would be sad if you just left me aside. If I'm sad, I might accidentally reveal some secrets that you don't want others to know. Speaking of secrets, I'm actually..."

[Alright, alright, if you continue you will be scolded for watering down the word count.]

[Why do the goblins have such a big opinion? This is not a very common incident. What is going on? ]

Saiki decided to find out what was going on.

[How did you know that I went to Ran Tang's house yesterday? ]

Although Qi Mu has telepathy, he cannot read memories. If the other party is not thinking about something in his mind, like Ran Tang, whose head is empty, Qi Mu's telepathy will not work. So he can only ask questions to make the little goblins think, so that he can know the full picture of the matter through telepathy.

It didn't take long for Qi Mu to understand what had happened. He turned to look at An Le, who was sitting in his seat as if nothing had happened.

[I should have guessed that you were causing trouble again.]

(How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?)

Qi Mu took out his mobile phone, opened a social software that he rarely used, found Anle's social account, and entered the space.

A latest development came into Qi Mu's sight.

The post is simple, just a photo and a short text.

The photo was taken yesterday when they were watching a movie together. Anle took a group photo at some point, but this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is the text that goes with the photo. The text is as follows.

{This weekend Saiki is hosting an awesome movie viewing party at Nedo's house, and all the legends will be there, but guess who isn't invited?}

{you!!!}

The responses under Anle's post caused an uproar.

{Dark Wings: I didn't go because I still needed to fight against the Dark Reunion!}

{Dreamy Girl: Yes, Kaito and I went to the same cram school together, we can testify for each other.}

{The Most Beautiful Fortune Teller: I haven't appeared in a long time, so it's not me that should be mentioned.}

{Xiao Lizi: How can a brother go out to play without his sister? You idiot brother, forget about eating coffee jelly today!}

{Click here to view the remaining 99+ replies}

Although Anle did not mention anyone's name, those who were not there on the weekend began to doubt whether the "you" was referring to themselves. Furthermore, they began to get angry with Qi Mu because they were not invited by him.

[The result is still because you are playing a bad joke! ]

(Doesn't this show that you are very popular, Qi Mu?)

[Do you think I will let you go just because you are stating the facts? ]

(I'm sorry, I really just wanted to make a bad joke, and I didn't expect this to happen. Please spare me, Qi Shen.)

[Find a solution for me, and I’ll consider letting you go. ]

(Oh, Qi Mu, you should have told me earlier. This would be so easy.)

Papapa

Anle stood up and clapped his hands, attracting the attention of the little goblins surrounding Qi Mu. After the little goblins looked at him, he raised his hand, clenched his fist and put it to his mouth, coughed a few times to clear his throat, and began to speak.

"Yesterday, because we were at the Tendou family, Qi Mu couldn't invite too many people. But today, it seems that everyone wants to join the party. How about we go to Qi Mu's family to have a party this weekend!"

Is this your solution?

"Really? I'll go!"

"Great, let's do it together!"

“I’m so looking forward to it!”

[You trouble maker, I should really kill you first! ]

Chapter 142 PK Academy News Department

A long time ago, the news department of the original PK College was boycotted by all students and was forced to disband because of fabricating fake news.

[In fact, it didn’t take long. According to the current Earth time, the original News Department was disbanded in less than a few months...]

Originally, making up fake news is a very common practice in high school journalism clubs. Students just read campus news for fun, but the original news department got it wrong when they made up fake news last time.

【What about your professional ethics as a journalist? 】

They actually pointed their spearhead at Teruhashi Kokomi, the goddess recognized by the entire PK Academy. Fabricating gossip would be fine, but they have no moral bottom line and created fake news in an attempt to destroy or even slander Teruhashi Kokomi's image.

This was of course not allowed by the gods. With the help of Qi Mu, their conspiracy was exposed in front of the students. The original PK Academy News Department naturally lost the soil for its existence. Amid the boycott and bullying of all students, the original PK Academy News Department was forced to disband.

When the old news department disappears, a new news department will naturally replace it.

“The new PK College News Department was established with me as the director.”

The new "three-no" character, Hata Ranko, is introducing the club in front of the student council members.

[Actually it’s Siwu…]

Well, besides being mouthless, heartless, and expressionless, Ranko Hata has another notable physical feature: she has no nose.

[Before there was a nameless discipline minister, now there is a noseless information minister. ]

"We in the student union are aware of all this. So, I wonder what brings you to the student union today, Ranko-san?"

Amakusa Shino looked up at the head of the news department who was holding a camera that looked expensive, clapped her hands to attract her attention, and asked her about her purpose.

"Please allow me to interview everyone on the student council. This is a once in a lifetime request."

[I have a feeling that there will be more requests like this in the future. ]

“But we don’t have any experience in giving interviews…”

Amakusa Shino was a little hesitant.

"This time I will use the one-sentence interview format. Everyone in the student union only needs to answer one of my questions in one sentence. It's very simple." Hata Ranko said patiently.

President Amakusa Shino finally agreed to the interview with Hata Ranko because of this reasonable request that could increase the student union's visibility. Soon she gathered everyone, including Saiki, in the activity room for the interview.

"Then let us begin."

Ranko Hata took out paper and pen, placed the video recorder, looked at the five people sitting opposite her, and officially began her very unique interview.

"Then let's start with the president. What does President Amakusa Shino usually think of the other members of the student council?"

"Of course they are all my capable subordinates, my indispensable right-hand men."

"Yeah! The other members of the student council are useful self-soothing tools that can satisfy the president's needs."

Hata Ranko wrote this down in her notebook.

[These are two different meanings.]

"May I ask you one more question, does President Amakusa prefer his left hand or his right hand?"

"Right hand!"

Amakusa Shino answered without hesitation.

【You don’t have to answer this question at all. 】

"Next is Secretary Shichijo. What do you think of President Amakusa?"

"Koshino has a strong sense of responsibility and great work ability. She is not only a qualified student council president but also an indispensable good friend of mine."

"Yeah! In Secretary Nanajo's opinion, the president is the perfect choice for a lesbian."

[It's not easy for them to talk normally for once, and you're here to add fuel to the fire.]

"Vice President Huacheng, do you have any suggestions for the upcoming student union work?"

“I hope that the president can provide more exciting extracurricular activities for the students of PK College through my event planning.”

"Yeah! The vice president has made a criminal declaration and wants to spread pornographic videos among students."

[This is true. I'd better call the police.]

"Accountant Hagimura, what will be your future focus in the student council?"

"Help the president to efficiently and accurately complete the review of the funds of various clubs."

"Yeah! I'm aiming for the position of Student Council President. I hope President Amakusa will step down as soon as possible."

[You are here to pick a fight, right? She is like this and you are not angry at all. 】

"Finally, it's Secretary Saiki's turn."

Hata Ranko sorted out the important information she had recorded in her hand, and looked at Saiki who was sitting at the back with an expressionless face. She pondered for a moment and finally asked.

[Luckily, the questions are all normal, so I'll just give a simple answer. If you dare to exaggerate, I'll find a chance to destroy the information in her hands later.]

"Although there are rumors that you are gay, I still want to confirm that besides you, who is considered a beautiful girl in the student council, do you have anyone you would target?"

"Or is it that your real purpose is to start a harem?"

Hata Ranko stared at Saiki's lifeless eyes seriously, trying to see Saiki's true thoughts through his pupils.

[I can see that you came here today specifically to target me. ]

[And didn’t that rumor spread from you? ]

Hata Ranko's question also aroused the interest of others. The student council members, led by Amakusa Shino, all stared at Saiki with curious eyes, waiting for his answer.

What could Saiki say? Saiki could only shake his head helplessly to indicate that he had no thoughts about the beautiful girls in the student council.

"Yeah! Secretary Saiki confirmed the truth of the gay rumors and announced that he only likes the same sex and is not interested in the opposite sex."

【＃＃＃】

[If I express my opinion, will you write that the scumbag Saiki is confident about having a harem in the student council? ]

[Looks like I need to find someone to deal with you. ]

"I'll stop here for the interview. I got a lot of interesting information. I have to go back and organize it carefully. I'll try to produce and publish the newspaper tomorrow."

Ranko Hata put away all the interview tools neatly, as if burying treasure, and carefully put away the records in her hand. She stood up and was about to say goodbye to everyone in the student union.

boom!

The door of the Student Union was pushed open, and a figure with two pigtails walked quickly into the Student Union.

It was the only reliable discipline committee member that Chizuki found through telepathy, Igarashi Kaede.

"You are making up fake news again. As a member of the Discipline Committee, I will not allow such fraudulent news to attract attention. Hand over your evidence to me!"

"Oh no, Igarashi-san has discovered it!"

Hata Ranko broke out in a cold sweat after being glared at by Igarashi.

"Duck! A man wants to touch you!"

"Where there!"

"Chance!"

"As the Minister of Information, I will not admit defeat. Just let Lu fight—"

"Stop!"

Igarashi Kaede chased after Hata Ranko and ran away.