I am the disaster of Saiki K.

Chapter 143 Journalist's Professional Skills

Inside the News Department's activity room.

As the saying goes, the monk can run away, but the temple cannot. Although Hata Ranko used her magical "teleportation" ability to temporarily escape from Igarashi Kaede's pursuit, when Hata Ranko returned to the news department's activity room and was about to start making up stories and creating fake news, she saw Anle and Igarashi Kaede, two discipline committee members, already waiting there.

Hata Ranko turned around and tried to run away.

"Don't run away. We have already collected all the evidence of your crimes here. The fake news about the student union in your hand is no longer important. Just be honest."

Anle patted the large box beside him, which was filled with various documents and secretly taken photos collected by Hata Ranko.

"Damn it, you're actually trying to cut off my support..." (whispering)

"Oh? What are you talking about, Anle? I don't understand what you are saying."

Ranko Hata played with her fingers, completely ignoring the evidence in the hands of the discipline committee members, as if it didn't belong to her at all, trying to get away with it.

boom-

"Hata Ranko-san, the Discipline Committee has received a lot of reports about the News Club recently. Do you have anything to say about this?"

"Igarashi, what are you talking about? I'm just an ordinary news department. How could I be reported?"

Hata Ranko didn't dare to look into Igarashi Kaede's eyes, so she had to look at the ceiling, refusing to admit that there were any problems in the news department that had been reported.

"I think you won't cry until you see the coffin, Anle, please produce the evidence of your crime."

"Yes Sir." Anle saluted Igarashi Kaede and immediately took out the evidence he had prepared long ago as she requested.

The News Department's interview recordings and corresponding text materials.

Seeing that it was just these, Hata Ranko was relieved.

(It seems that my secret photos of beautiful girls and selling them for money have not been exposed yet.)

Although the most important crime had not yet been discovered by the discipline committee members, Hata Ranko still pretended to be shocked and unbelievable in an attempt to deceive Igarashi Kaede and Anle.

"These are all evidences that you fabricated the news. Many classmates have suffered because of you. Please write a self-criticism honestly."

"I am the Minister of Information. I still have the professional ethics of a journalist. How could I do such a thing?"

Hata Ranko still wanted to deny it.

"Then put this thing aside and compare the news you wrote with the recording, and then everything will be clear, right?"

Anle smiled and played the recording. This was all for the purpose of collecting evidence, not because Anle was also curious about whether there was anything interesting in the recording.

As the recording plays, we begin to reminisce.

……

Article 1.

"Oh, is Goto-san available for an interview?"

Hata Ranko flashed beside Goto Ichiri, who was wearing sportswear. Her sudden appearance scared Goto Ichiri, and his soul began to float out of her mouth.

"what!!!"

"Yesterday's band performance was wonderful. I noticed that the drummer and bassist who ended the band were not students of our school. How did Goto meet them and how did you come up with the idea of ​​forming a band with them?"

Ranko Hata fully utilized her professional skills as a reporter. Regardless of whether Goto Ichiri agreed to the interview or not, the recorder was already placed at Goto Ichiri's mouth.

If it was someone else who was more assertive, it would be fine, but Goto Ichiri had such a bad personality that she didn't have the courage to refuse an interview with Hata Ranko.

"This... I just met Hong Xia and Liang by chance. They saw me carrying a guitar and asked me to help them perform. In the end, I formed a band with them."

Goto Ichiri answered Hata Ranko's question truthfully. Although Goto Ichiri looked nervous, she was actually very happy in her heart.

(Great, I am now a famous band guitarist that the media is willing to interview!)

"Yeah! So it's you, Goto-san, who brought the bait. The other members of the band are just fish you hooked and waiting to be slaughtered. Once you make enough money, you'll kick them away."

Hata Ranko carefully wrote down things that had nothing to do with Goto Ichiri's answer.

"Eh? I, I, I don't mean that. I hope to become good friends with them and continue to form a band, and never separate."

Goto Ichiri excitedly wanted to explain.

"Yeah! So it's because you, Goto-san, took a fancy to their bodies and wanted to possess them forever. I see."

"No, no, no, how could you do this..."

(I’m done for. Is it true that a scumbag like me can’t handle reporters? When she publishes these interviews in the newspaper, I will definitely be bullied by all the teachers and students in the school.)

Goto Ichiri fainted on the ground because he was too frightened.

"Don't you feel guilty about bullying a socially anxious person?" Anle couldn't help but complain after listening to the recording.

"What is that? Reporters don't need that kind of thing."

……

Article .

"It seems that Dongyun is a neighbor of Anle from the Discipline Department. What is Anle like at home?"

"Eh? You want to interview me?"

Dongyun Mingno scratched her head shyly and replied awkwardly: "Ale is a very good person. Even if he needs to take care of himself and Xiao Xingzi at home, he will often come to my house to help me take care of the little doctor. He will also cook delicious Chinese food for us and let Xiao Xingzi come to play with the little doctor. In short, Ale is a good neighbor who knows how to take care of people."

"Yes! I understand. You already have two children, and you live together regularly. You are essentially a family. You are just waiting to get the legal marriage certificate after graduating from high school, right?"

Hata Ranko's ability to create news is fully utilized by her. Can we say that she is worthy of being a person with super powers that can manipulate information?

"No, no, that's not it. We are just ordinary neighbors and have never lived together. The Doctor and Kyoko are not our children."

Shinonome Nano has been so embarrassed by Hata Ranko's fabricated stories that she has turned into a steam princess.

"You don't deny that you will get married after graduation, right? I understand."

"Why are you like this..."

Dongyun Mingno was about to cry.

"There's also my story involved here. You wouldn't start investigating my intelligence as soon as I became a member of the Discipline Committee, would you?"

Anle looked at Hata Ranko with suspicion.

"After all, you are a member of the Discipline Committee. Gathering more intelligence will always be useful."

"I have some other negative information about you here. How about if you let me go this time, I will delete all of your negative information."

Hata Ranko approached Anle and wanted to engage in dirty power-for-money transactions with him.

Chapter 144: Studying Journalism

"Are you threatening me?"

Anle looked at Hata Ranko in front of him with a playful look.

"How can this be considered a threat? This is just a small request from you, Anle. After all, you don't want Igarashi to find out about your affairs, do you?"

"Where did you come from, you yellow hair? Have you eaten? If not, take my punch."

Anle aimed at the back of Hata Ranko's neck, ready to knock her out with a hit to prevent her from saying anything unfavorable to him in front of Igarashi Kaede.

After all, for the righteous Igarashi Kaede, what does he usually do? He takes advantage of his position to embezzle stolen goods and collude with higher authorities. (The confiscated pornographic book was given to Huacheng Ayane.)

Accepting bribes from others. (The snacks offered by Toritake to get the pornographic book back.)

Abuse of power to act as a protective umbrella. (Turning a blind eye to the little goblins' violations of discipline.)

If Igarashi knew about this behavior, she would definitely break through the shackles of her male phobia and cut him into pieces!

"If your matter were to be made public, it would be much more serious than mine. Igarashi-san's anger cannot be eliminated by writing a self-review."

For Hata Ranko, who possesses the ability of "teleportation", Anle's movements were too slow. Before Anle's hand knife could hit Hata Ranko's neck, Hata Ranko nimbly dodged Anle's attack and hid behind Igarashi Kaede.

Hata Ranko poked her head out from behind Igarashi Kaede, stuck out her tongue at Anle, and made a naughty face. Combined with her expressionless face, it was full of mockery.

"Student Anle, you seem to be hiding something from me. As a fellow discipline committee member, can you tell me about it?"

Igarashi looked at Anle, who was already sweating profusely, with a smile. Although his expression was gentle, Anle knew that the terror hidden beneath Igarashi's gentle appearance was brewing.

"How could that be? As a friend, how could I possibly hide something from you, Igarashi-san?"

Anle, with cold sweat dripping down his face, imitated Hata Ranko and started playing with his fingers, not daring to look Igarashi Kaede in the eyes. He was also trying to get away with it by being cute.

"How could I, a kind-hearted citizen who is upright and full of justice, has a strong sense of responsibility, abides by morals and laws, is honest and trustworthy and never lies, and helps old ladies cross the street every day, hide anything from you, Igarashi?"

"That's amazing, Anle, you don't even blush when you compliment yourself like that. You are so thick-skinned that you are born to be a reporter. Why don't you just quit the discipline department and join the news department? There is definitely a place for you in the future of Japan's news industry."

After hearing what Anle said, Ranko raised her hand and clapped for Anle. This time, her words were not sarcastic, but she really wanted Anle to join the news department. She really liked Anle's shameless appearance and thought he had the potential to be a reporter.

"Hata Ranko-san, what you just said about Anle-san..."

Igarashi Feng had no intention of listening to Anle's excuses. Although Anle had just become a discipline committee member not long ago, based on her experience of working with Anle in the past few days, it would be strange if Anle didn't hide something from her. She just didn't know what Anle had done because Anle had always hidden it well from her.

Taking this opportunity, Igarashi Kaede also wanted to get to know his fellow discipline committee member better through the information collected by Hata Ranko.

"Igarashi-san, how could you be so easily fooled by this criminal suspect? This is obviously her plan to drive the tiger to eat the wolf."

Anle still wanted to struggle. Even though it wouldn't have much impact if what he did was discovered, and Igarashi had no right to make him leave the Discipline Department. At most, Igarashi would look at him as a scumbag in the future. But if she knew what he had done, it would not be as convenient for Anle to use his identity as a discipline committee member to cause trouble in the future.

"Here, here, all the negative information about Anle is here."

Although Hata Ranko admires Anle's shamelessness, this does not prevent her from kicking Anle when he is on the edge of the cliff.

I admire you ≠ I want to help you

Inequality seconds

(Internal strife among the discipline committee members is also big news. What kind of title should be used?)

Which one is better, "She loved him, but he betrayed her" or "Shocking! The discipline committee member actually did such a thing behind her back!"

Thinking about the news headline in her mind did not delay Ranko's actions at all. As Igarashi blushed, she reached under her skirt and took out a USB flash drive from behind her buttocks.

Hata Ranko even made sounds of enjoyment.

"Where on earth did you hide this thing?"

Igarashi Kaede's shy expression immediately turned into shock when he saw the USB flash drive taken out from behind Hata Ranko's butt. He moved several meters away from Hata Ranko, fearing that he would get touched by something dirty.

"Oh, this."

Ranko Hata didn't take the perverted behavior she just did seriously at all, and reached out to hand the USB drive to Kaede Igarashi.

"I wanted to hide it between my breasts at first, but unfortunately I can't hold it in my chest with my size, so I can only hide it here."

I don’t know if it was Anle’s illusion, but when Hata Ranko said that she couldn’t hold it anymore, an expression of loss appeared on her face.

"Can't you just put it in your pocket? It's a weird place to hide it. And don't bring that thing near me."

Igarashi moved a little further away from Hata Ranko and had no intention of taking the USB flash drive from her hand.

"That's impossible. I always carry important information like this with me. What if I lose it?"

What Ranko Hata didn't say was that she actually had other things in her pocket, which were much more important than Anle's dirty laundry.

(My pockets are reserved for those important photos of beautiful girls that can make me rich. The shabby black material like Anle is only worthy of being hidden in my buttocks pocket.)

"All the negative information about Anle-san is here, don't you want it, Igarashi-san?"

Hata Ranko looked at Igarashi Kaede who was hiding from her from a distance and asked curiously.

"You should keep that thing for yourself." Igarashi continued to retreat.

“It’s still hot—”

Hata Ranko said as if possessed by a ghost.

Now even Anle, who had been hesitating whether to rush forward and rob the things, took a few steps back. He also didn't want to touch anything taken out from that kind of place.