The anime starts with opening the Kryptonian cheat

As long as Kyoshi is captured, Koizumi Ichihime will appear in the literature club, so Haruhi put these two in last place.

"Hi!"*2

Haruhi responded by waving at the two of them, and then rushed towards Class A2.

When Haruhi returned to the classroom, Kyoshi was still being harassed by Koizumi Ichihime. That scene was simply speechless!

"You two!" Haruhi rushed over to the two with great momentum.

"Hi...Hi!!" The two people who were still entangled were startled and realized that trouble had come!

Especially Yuri Koizumi Ichihime, who might be Koizumi's isomorph from another time and space, feels that she is in big trouble!

As a member of the agency, she knew clearly that the superpowers of their entire organization came from Haruhi Suzumiya's desire. It was no exaggeration to say that Haruhi was their god.

So at the beginning, the mission that Koizumi Ichihime received from the agency was to protect Haruhi Suzumiya's safety and prevent ambitious people from harming Haruhi Suzumiya. Her secondary job was to protect the surface world from being erased by Haruhi Suzumiya's will in the inner world (this was a collective mission).

From this, Koizumi Ichihime came to a conclusion - Suzumiya Haruhi is a very willful person.

If Haruhi hadn't come knocking on her door, she could have just played dumb and carried out her mission in secret.

But now that Haruhi has come to her, she has no choice but to face her head on.

According to the analysis of the agency's internal think tank, if they joined Haruhi Suzumiya's SOS Brigade and became her designated psychics, their abilities would likely increase significantly, but at the same time, they would likely be charged with deceiving God!

Because they couldn't tell Haruhi the truth, that was concealment, and concealment was deception.

To ordinary people, this cannot even be considered immoral, after all, everyone has little secrets, but to their God, this is a sin!

If things go wrong, all the superpowers who exist because of Haruhi's desire will suffer as a result!

"I now officially announce to you that you have been conscripted by the SOS Brigade!" Haruhi announced to the two men in a domineering manner, "From this moment on, Kyoshi, you are member number 5, and Ichihime, you are member number 6. You are all under the command of this captain."

"Can I refuse?" Xu Zi complained mercilessly, "And what are members No. 5 and No. 6 trying to do? I have a name!"

"Please tell me your name." Haruhi smiled mischievously.

"Beep beep--" Xuzi said his name decisively, but unfortunately no one could hear clearly what it said.

"Ichihime, did you hear that clearly?" Kasuga turned to ask Ichihime.

"Captain, I heard it, it was Kyoshi!" Ichihi reported to Haruhi very seriously.

"Very good!" Haruhi turned to look at Kyoshi again and said with a smile: "Kyoshi, is there anything else you want to say?"

"You bullied me!" Xuzi's eyes were full of grievance. She didn't know from which day, the people around her began to ignore her original name and called her by the name "Xiaozi", which was full of flaws at first glance, and they actually thought it was a very normal thing!

"Oh God! Save me!" Xuzi would often shout like this, but unfortunately, God did not respond to her.

As time passed, Kyoshi discovered that those who originally vaguely remembered her name had completely forgotten her name and all called her by Kyoshi!

However, anyone with a little common sense knows that characters like [Xiaozi] cannot be a person's name!

Chapter 32: The First Meeting of the SOS Group

Soon, Kasuga brought Kyoshi and Ichihime to Nagato Yuki's literature club.

When Mikuru saw that all the original SOS Brigade members were together, she was suddenly enlightened.

Although I had realized it before.

As for the extra Gabriel, Mikuru thinks it is due to the change of time and space, because her superior told her that on Tanabata three years ago, after Haruhi Suzumiya caused the time and space shock, an even stronger time and space shock broke out in the universe, and the whole world was divided into two parts on the time level, the past and the future, and the present where Haruhi Suzumiya and others are is the dividing line of time and space.

When Koizumi Ichihime saw the SOS Brigade gathering, she felt that she had entered into Haruhi Suzumiya's script. She just needed to cooperate with Haruhi in the future. By the way, she could also pester Kyoshi, as she had been coveting Kyoshi for a long time!

Yuki Nagato was watching all this quietly. The order she got from the Information Integration Thought Entity was to observe Haruhi Suzumiya, and the order she got from Mo Ming was to protect Haruhi Suzumiya, so she just needed to watch all this quietly.

"Okay, I declare that the SOS Brigade, which is to make the world more lively, is officially established!" Seeing that everyone was gathered, Haruhi waved her hand and announced the establishment of the SOS Brigade. The ceremony was extremely simple.

"Oh~~" Yiji led the applause.

"Oh..." Everyone except Nagato Yuki clapped weakly.

"Now we are starting the first meeting of the SOS Brigade. First, let me introduce member No. 2, the SOS Brigade clerk: Nagato Yuki." Kasuga pulled Yuki in front of everyone and introduced Nagato Yuki to everyone very solemnly.

"Nagato Yuki." The three-no girl Nagato Yuki introduced herself to everyone very briefly.

"Okay, now we officially start the meeting. The topic of the meeting is: how can we obtain the approval of the Student Council through formal channels and establish the SOS Group." Haruhi said very seriously, "This is related to whether our member No. 1 can return to his position smoothly. So if you have any good suggestions, please speak up boldly."

"Suzumiya-san, who is member number 1? Why can she only return to her position after we set up the SOS Brigade? She clearly joined later, so why is she member number 1 and not member number 6?" Kyoshi raised his hand, seemingly asking a question very seriously, but actually he was complaining.

"Kyoshi, you asked a good question, but don't ask it again next time." Kasuga pulled Kyoshi's cheek, "Gabriel and Mikuru are not in our class, so it's normal to ask this question, but Kyoshi, you asked it knowingly!"

"Why should I know?" Xuzi was helpless. She knew that not only Yiji was coveting her beauty, but even the beautiful Haruhi was coveting her beauty. It was the first time in her life that she knew that the world was so dangerous and there were so many lilies.

"Because we've already discussed it in class this morning!" Kasuga continued to pull Kyoshi's face, "Kyoshi was clearly there at that time, why did he pretend to be deaf and dumb and pretend to have lost his memory?"

"I..." I thought it was a short drama! Xuzi complained madly in his heart.

"Mr. Suzumiya, I have a good suggestion!" Seeing Kyoshi's face being pulled, Ichihime was heartbroken and raised her hand decisively to try to save Kyoshi from being pinched. If anyone was going to pull it, she should be the one to do it!

"Koizumi-san, please speak." Hearing someone's suggestion, Haruhi chose to let Kyoshi go for the time being, and her hands reluctantly left Kyoshi's delicate face.

"I have already done some research at the beginning of the school year. Nagato is the only one left in the literature club where she is. So we can all join the literature club and then hang up the sign of our SOS Brigade to complete the fact of usurping the throne!" Ichihime said these very sinister words enthusiastically in front of the victim.

"No!" Kasuga shook her head and rejected Kazuhiki's proposal. "I promised member No. 1 that I would use formal means to pass the club's application."

"Arnold, may I ask Suzumiya-san, who is member number 1?" Gabriel, who was in a fake state, was very curious about who this member number 1 that Kasuga mentioned was. After all, judging from the current specifications, member number 1 seemed much more important than them.

"I have some guesses about this. I heard the suggestion that Master Mo Ming gave to Suzumiya this morning. If I am not mistaken, member number 1 should be Tachibana Kanade from your class." As a person with super powers, Ichihime is responsible for the safety of Haruhi Suzumiya and eliminating all factors that are not conducive to Haruhi Suzumiya. She is also responsible for observing Haruhi's daily habits and interpersonal relationships, and using the power of people around her to influence Haruhi's thoughts at any time. So she was obviously pestering Kyoshi in the morning, but she was still secretly paying attention to what happened between Haruhi and Mo Ming.

Even Ichihime won't tell everyone that there are some characters in the class who look like ordinary passers-by, but are actually super-powered people born from Suzumiya Haruhi's wishes and are her colleagues.

"That angel?" Gabriel was shocked!

As an angel, Gabriel, who looks and behaves very angelic, but is perfect to the point of being a little fake, can immediately spot the oddball in her class - Tachibana Kanade. She is a fool, not good at communication, and is serious and responsible. She is still a mortal, but in essence she is as brilliant as an angel.

To be frank, if you ask everyone who is the more of an angel between Gabriel and Tachibana Kanade, the students in class S1 will % choose Tachibana Kanade.

Even when Kanade Tachibana goes to heaven in the future, Gabriel herself is willing to lead the way and escort her personally!

"But, Suzumiya-san, isn't that angel the president of the student union? How come he joined the SOS Brigade?" As an international student in heaven, Gabriel did her homework before coming to Earth!

Gabriel knew that the main cadres of the student union in the Sakurajima area had great power, so they were very busy on a daily basis. The clubs they chose to join were usually selected at the beginning of the school year, and most of these clubs allowed membership in the clubs!

Especially for someone like Kanade Tachibana, who is only in the first year of high school but is already the president of the student union, it is certain that she will be too busy for a long time in the future and will have no time to participate in ordinary club activities.

"Yes." Haruhi nodded, "I made an agreement with her that as long as I successfully establish the SOS Group, she must join our SOS Group and participate in our activities."

"Um... Suzumiya-san, can you tell me what the purpose of our SOS Brigade's activities is?" Gabriel, who has not yet become addicted to games, is still very reliable.

"Our club is the Suzumiya Haruhi Group, which is dedicated to making the world lively! It's called the SOS Group for short." Haruhi explained to Gabriel seriously, "Our goal is to find people from the future, aliens, people from another world, and people with super powers, and then have fun with them!"

"Puchi——" Gabriel covered her mouth and laughed like a devil.

"Gabriel-san, are you laughing secretly?" Haruhi's face suddenly darkened when she was openly laughed at by her own team members.

"I have received professional training and normally I don't smile!" Even though her expression had become as funny as that of a sandwich, Gabriel was still recreating the famous scene of [Professional Quality].

"Gabriel-san, it looks like you're broken and I need your help to straighten you out." Haruhi's expression turned gloomy, and Ichihime even saw signs of the end of the world.

"Hey hey!" Gabriel, who also had a bad premonition, stretched out his fist and hit his head, and gave Kasuga a cute look.

"Gabriel-san, you have ten seconds to come up with a solution to the problem, otherwise you will be sentenced to death!" Gabriel-san was trying to beg for her life by acting cute, so Haruhi had no choice but to let her go temporarily, but the problem that was hindering the establishment of the SOS Brigade must be solved.

"Hmm... I got it!" After thinking about it for a while, Gabriel came up with a method that she thought would be feasible.

"Tell me about it." Haruhi looked at Gabriel expectantly. She knew that Gabriel had good grades, after all, she was in Class S1. But she didn't expect that she was not the type who only studied hard. She was quite smart! She had a bright future!

"Ahem! Since... ahem!" Gabriel cleared her throat and wanted to tell the solution she thought of.

Chapter 33: Gabriel is Silenced

"Since... cough! cough!!" Gabriel wanted to use a bad idea to save her own life, but the words got stuck in her throat and she couldn't say any more. No matter how much she coughed to clear her throat, it was useless.

"Hmm?" Haruhi felt a little strange seeing Gabriel trying so hard but unable to speak.

"I can't say it!~~o(>_<)o ~~" Gabriel was in tears. She was an angel. The halo of the chief of the Angel Academy and her sister's expectations made her, who was still in the state of a perfect angel, only guide people to be good and not let them degenerate!

Although she can't do that even after she falls, Gabriel can take the initiative to hit people after she falls.

"Why?" Haruhi asked curiously.

"My sister won't allow me to lead others astray!" After realizing this, Gabriel felt that his life was hopeless!

Everyone grows up according to other people's expectations and becomes what they want to be, but this is a process of gradually losing oneself, and eventually even the original heart is lost. The meaning of living is just to live.

"Okay! I understand. However, you can escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the punishment of living. I punish you to wear a maid outfit and pour tea for us tomorrow." Kasuga sighed helplessly. At this moment, the look in her eyes when she looked at Gabriel was full of pity.

ε=(?ο｀*)))Alas...poor baby...

Kasuga knew that some people had very strict family education, so strict that it would become an invisible force to bind their lives and prevent them from doing anything that violated the dogma.

"Understood!" Gabriel, who escaped the death penalty, was completely relieved and accepted the punishment obediently.

"So, what good ideas do you have? Yiji, you don't need to say anything, you are completely broken." Kasuga asked for suggestions from others, but first ruled out Yiji's. This guy is just like Mo Ming, both of them are big bad guys!

"Since we are looking for aliens, people from the future, people from another world, and people with super powers, why don't we define the content of our club activities as exploring the possibility of the existence of aliens, people from the future, people from another world, and people with super powers?" Kyoshi spread his hands helplessly, "Anyway, we are all looking for them, we just changed the wording, highlighting the process and ignoring that what we need is actually the result."

"That's it!" Haruhi suddenly became excited, "As expected, it's you! Kyoshi, you're not called the Mouth of God for nothing!"

"That's right! It turns out that there are only wrong names in this world, but no wrong titles!" Yiji gave Kyoshi a thumbs up crazily.

"I didn't expect you to be a bad guy, you're such a cute Kyoshi!" Gabriel also gave Kyoshi a thumbs up. Because she wanted to say that, but because of her sister's power and angel identity, she couldn't say it!

"..." Kyoshi rolled her eyes. What kind of people are these? She can guarantee that Tianzhen Gabriel White, a girl who looks like an angel, must be a super black-bellied person like Yiji!

"Okay, the problem is solved, Yuki-chan, what should I do next?" Kasuga still remembered that Nagato Yuki was the head of the literature club. Although it was because the literature club did not get her a place in vain, as a person who loves reading, Nagato Yuki should know how to set up a club.

"We need to fill out an application form and find a teacher willing to be our advisor." As Haruhi expected, Yuki gave the answer in a light and quick voice.

"Ichihime, it's your turn! Tell me, which teacher is suitable to be our advisory teacher?" This time the one who was called was Koizumi Ichihime. Kasuga still remembered that Ichihime mentioned in her speech just now that she had conducted a comprehensive investigation of the school.

"Report, I think our homeroom teacher, Ms. Shizuka Hiratsuka, can be qualified for the position of advisory teacher!" Ichihime, who was named by Kasuga, immediately sold out her cuteness.

"Is she reliable?" Ichihi said too quickly, and Kasuga was a little worried. Although Jingai looked like a serious teacher, if she found out their little secret, she might run away!

"My family knows her. She is a serious and responsible person. She will never run away from the battlefield!" Yiji patted her chest and assured Jingkeai that even if the monk can escape, the temple cannot! As long as they are from the Sakura area, no one can escape the sanctions of the organization!

Of course Ichihime knew that Hiratsuka Shizuka was Kasuga's senior sister, but she couldn't show it because on the surface they had only known each other for a short time and it was impossible for them to know such things.

So I can only rely on my disguised identity as a young lady to talk nonsense!

"Of course I know she's a serious and responsible person." Haruhi rolled her eyes. "The problem is that Shizukaai is known as the Iron Fist Saint. She's ruthless to her enemies, but soft-hearted to her own people. She looks very generous, but she's actually a very principled person! If she finds out that we're being hypocritical, and she can't beat me, she might choose to run away! Then we'll have no advisor anymore."

"Report!" Yiji continued to raise her hand.

"Please speak, Ichihime-san!" Kasuga felt that Koizumi Ichihime was just as evil as Mo Ming, and maybe she could come up with one or two bad ideas worth learning from!

"Our activities are completely in line with the purpose of our club, and Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka can't find any fault with them, so please don't feel guilty!" Although Ichihi was a little worried that she would be beaten to death by other colleagues when she said this, if she didn't solve Kasuga's problem, the world might be gone!

Compared with her own life and the world, Yiji can still tell which is more important!

"That's right." Although Haruhi seemed to be convinced, people who knew her knew that she was still struggling and hesitant.

To put it bluntly, Haruhi is not self-centered enough now, which is why she can't get over the hurdle in her heart. And this kind of deceptive statement is not her style, which makes her feel extremely awkward.

If Mo Ming were here, there would be no such concerns at all.

"Suzumiya-san, you can go ask Lord Mo Ming." Yuki gave Haruhi a friendly suggestion.

"Okay. Wait a moment! I'll be back soon!" Kasuga felt that Yuki was right, and since Mo Ming might also provide such a bad idea, he would definitely be able to convince her!

Just do it when you think of it, this is the full action power of Haruhi Suzumiya!

Everyone in the room breathed a sigh of relief as they watched Haruhi leave like the wind.

"Is this really okay?" asked the most timid Mikuru in a low voice. As a person from the future, she knew that everything she said was forbidden. The difference between having it and not having it was just a patch just in case, so she always spoke in the quietest voice.

"It should be fine." Gabriel was not sure if this would work. She was an angel. When not in a war, she could not disobey a god with the same level of mystery as their Lord, even if this god was not their Lord. But if it was the hairy god that Mo Ming had thrown into the garbage dump, Gabriel would not even bother with it.

"It will be fine, right? Nagato-san." Ichihime felt that as long as Haruhi went to find Mo Ming, everything would be fine. Because based on her observations this morning, she could come to the conclusion that Mo Ming was a bad guy just like her!

Since Mo Ming might also come up with a bad idea similar to the one mentioned by Xuzi, he must have thought of a reason to fool Haruhi. Haruhi, who had a flaw in his mind, would probably be fooled by Mo Ming in just a few words and be at a loss.

This kind of thing is very dangerous to think about, but whether it is Ichihime or the organization behind her, there is nothing they can do! They can't even beat Yuki and her subordinates.

"Yeah." Yuki nodded slightly and continued reading.

"Nagato-san, you are really reassuring." Kyoshi felt that there was no way to be reassured. Although she was entangled by Ichihime in the morning and didn't pay much attention, she still remembered that Mo Ming was a scumbag! Looking for answers from the scumbag, Suzumiya-san didn't know what she would be fooled into!

"They are good friends!" Yuki said softly.

Yuki knew everything that Mo Ming did for Haruhi.