"I can see that!" Xuzi actually envied this kind of modern life.
"..." For some reason, Gabriel suddenly thought of her good friend Raphael, the dark angel.
"Maybe that sinister guy is coming soon!" Gabriel thought.
On the other side, Haruhi ran to the light music club and saw a scene that made her eyes tear up!
Chapter 34: Problem Children Get Preferential Treatment?
By the way, Haruhi ran all the way to the light music club, exhausted. When she opened the door, she saw a large group of people eating and drinking there, and they didn't look like they were practicing at all. She was so envious that she went crazy!
"Student, please take a seat." As soon as she saw Haruhi coming in, Tsumugi-chan immediately gave up her seat.
"Thank you." Haruhi was a little angry when she saw Mo Ming enjoying his life here, but after Tsumugi-chan took the initiative to give up her seat, she found that her anger had subsided.
"Classmate, would you like to drink tea or beverages?" Tsumugi-chan recommended Guanling juice again.
"Tea, thank you." Haruhi's intuition told her that there was something wrong with the juice and it would be better not to drink it.
This feeling gave Haruhi a chill. She felt that this drink was just like the strange-flavored drinks she had seen advertised in a certain Academy City that was comparable to the Butei School, but she bought it and drank only a small sip before vomiting for the entire morning, and ended up throwing up in the garbage.
"Okay." Although Tsumugi has always wanted to recommend Guanling Juice to everyone, she will not be disappointed if everyone does not accept it.
"Thank you." Haruhi took the tea from Tsumugi-chan and thanked her politely. Then she found that Tsumugi-chan also put a piece of cake in front of her.
"Please!" Tsumugi-chan has always seemed to enjoy serving others.
Mo Ming didn’t quite understand this kind of operation and could only blame it on the problem of rich people!
"Thank you. I'll be welcome then!" Haruhi thanked again and waved her knife and fork, ready to enjoy the food first.
"Hehe~~" Similarly, Tsumugi-chan also enjoys the feeling of feeding others.
Soon, Haruhi finished the cake, put down her knife and fork, and turned her attention to Mo Ming who was feeding Fengchan.
"What's wrong?" As a super Kryptonian warrior, Mo Ming's sixth, seventh and eighth senses are very strong, not to mention his five senses. Haruhi's gaze is so strong that he can naturally feel it.
"Pervert, I've found a way to form an SOS team." Haruhi said proudly to Mo Ming.
"Then what?" Mo Ming asked casually.
Playing with language arts has long been worn out by everyone, so it's not surprising that Kasuga can think of it as long as someone gives her a hint.
"Then, I realized we were in need of a guidance counselor," Haruhi said seriously, "Our goal is Jing Kaiai."
At this point, Haruhi paused.
"So what?" Mo Ming asked at the right time.
"You know how lovely Jing is. I'm worried that she'll run away after she finds out about the problem." Haruhi answered seriously.
"Why do you think Jing Keai would choose to run away?" Mo Ming continued to ask.
"Because Shizukaai can't beat me." Haruhi answered confidently.
"Indeed." Mo Ming didn't think there was anything strange about it. After all, Haruhi was essentially a LV7 strong man. Normally, he could only be said to be in a subconscious sealed state, just like Superman hypnotizing himself.
"So, pervert, do you have any way to make Jingkeai unable to find out the problem?" Kasuga asked.
"Oh, as long as you don't admit it." Mo Ming answered casually. He listened to every word of the meeting just now.
"Is it okay even if Shizukaai finds out?" Kasuga asked again.
“Yeah.” Mo Ming nodded. “Your goal is to find aliens, people from the future, people from another world, and people with super powers, and then play with them. Before playing together, there must be a process of searching, right? There is nothing wrong with setting up a club for this purpose. After all, the four types of people you found are still very valuable in scientific research.”
"But..." Haruhi was still a little conflicted. She felt that deception and concealment were always bad. If you treat others like this today, others will treat you like this tomorrow.
"Or, you can change the content." Mo Ming, whose brain cells were attacked by dead memories, suddenly remembered a widely circulated joke.
"How to change?" Chunri looked at Mo Ming expectantly, she knew that Mo Ming would definitely support her, so she didn't feel that Mo Ming.
"You know French fries, right?" Mo Ming did not answer Haruhi's question, but instead asked her a question in return.
"Yeah." French fries are not a luxury food, she must know that.
"Another way to say French fries is to study the surface morphology and high-heat temperature control technology of Solanaceae, the third most important food crop in the world." As soon as Mo Ming's words came out, all the girls present were stunned.
"Isn't it very high-end?" Mo Ming continued to ask.
"Yeah!" The girls nodded in unison.
“In fact, the first part about food crops is about cutting potatoes, and the second part is about frying French fries,” Mo Ming explained. “So, doesn’t that make the level lower all of a sudden?”
"Yeah!" The girls nodded again.
"Ask Yuki to rewrite the mission statement of your SOS Brigade in this format and make sure Jing Keai won't find any problems." Mo Ming said casually.
"But this will affect the development of our activities!" Chunri felt that Mo Ming's suggestion was ridiculous. She was also tempted, but if it was really written like this, it would be difficult to carry out future club activities.
"Just leave it to Yuki." Mo Ming felt that Haruhi was just worrying for nothing.
"But what if Shizukaai's intuition is higher than her IQ?" Kasuga was still a little worried. After all, Shizukaai was a martial artist after all. Even if she couldn't see the pit, she could still avoid it based on her intuition.
"No. She's so happy to be able to trap you with club activities." Mo Ming said casually, "Everyone knows that you, Haruhi Suzumiya, are a problem child. In this world, problem children are treated preferentially."
"You are the problem child!" Haruhiko instinctively refuted this inexplicable slander.
“Yeah.” Mo Ming nodded shamelessly in admission.
"...If you're so uncooperative, we might not have anything to talk about!" Haruhi was speechless.
"Otherwise, you can go ask Jing Keai." Mo Ming suggested.
"Ask her what?" Chunri looked at Mo Ming in confusion.
"Ask her whether she agrees with you setting up a club or not." Mo Ming said with a smile.
"Are you so sure she will agree?" Haruhi felt that this was not in line with Jingkeai's usual style.
“Yeah.” Mo Ming nodded. “It’s meaningless to always guess. There’s an old saying in my hometown!”
"Hehe, Wei Junjie?" Chunri interrupted.
"Problems can't be solved by thinking alone, you have to do it!" Mo Ming said seriously.
"Even though you're talking nonsense, I still decided to believe you this time." Haruhi adjusted her expression and prepared to go find Jing Keai.
"You can trust me unconditionally." Mo Ming gave Haruhi a sunny smile.
"Eh~~~" Haruhi felt disgusted.
Disgusted by Mo Ming's smile, Haruhi decisively chose to run away, but when she reached the entrance of the Light Music Department, she stopped.
"What's wrong?" Mo Ming asked when he saw Haruhi stop.
"Is it true what you said, that problem children get preferential treatment?" Haruhi asked in an emotionless tone.
"Yeah." Mo Ming nodded, "If you go find Jing Keai now, you will find out this fact."
"Well! If you lie to me, I will sleep at your wife's house tonight!" After saying this, Chunri ran to verify Mo Ming's words as fast as possible.
"You're so easy to fool!" Lisa disliked Mo Ming, so at this time, she would definitely not forget to put some icy drops on Mo Ming!
"What nonsense are you talking about! I'm not lying." Mo understood Lisa, "I'm telling the truth."
"Hi~Hi~~" Lisa said that she didn't believe Mo Ming's nonsense.
Chapter 35: Could it be German?
Soon, Haruhi knew why Mo Ming said that in this world, problem children would be given preferential treatment!
When Haruhi found Jing Keai, she was arguing in the office with a pretty girl who Haruhi thought Mo Ming would definitely dislike.
The reason why Chunri thought that Mo Ming would dislike this beautiful girl was not because the girl was not beautiful enough. On the contrary, the girl was very beautiful. If she was a little narcissistic, she could even call herself very cute.
And Haruhi thought that Mo Ming disliked this girl because Haruhi thought that although this girl was cute, her front armor was thinner than that of her in the first grade of junior high school.
"Jing Keai, this girl could be German?" Haruhi, who appeared behind Jing Keai, complained in a low voice.
"What do you mean by German? I don't understand at all!" Jing Keai was completely confused by what Kasuga said, "Also, don't call me Jing Keai, call me Senior Sister, idiot!"
"It's just the theory that armor is useless." It was only then that Kasuga realized that she was not a complete LSP, because she was not like Mo Ming who liked all pretty girls...
No! It seems that Mo Ming is not interested in just any pretty girl. If it is a girl, Mo Ming still cares a lot about the thickness of the front armor.
"..." Following Haruhi's line of sight, Shizukaai discovered what the so-called front armor was.
Similarly, Hirano-san also discovered it by following the cute line of sight of Shizuka.
"Only people with poor minds will attack others' physical defects! And a person's value does not depend on her physical condition, but on her value to society!" Yukinoshita Hirano glared angrily at the two bastards who were whispering and looking at her front armor with pity.
"That's just like the fact that the value of a tank does not depend on its basic conditions, but on the achievements it has made." Kasuga deliberately straightened his chest. "Although the front armor of a tank is useless under modern technology, it doesn't mean it can be eliminated!"
"But having armor that is too thick is not a good thing either. It will consume the power of the tank." Jing Keai stretched lazily, revealing her perfect curves.
"..." Classmate Hirano felt extremely aggrieved. These two bastards actually teamed up to bully her!
"Jingkeai, I have something to talk to you about!" Haruhi, who had teamed up to bully the little girl, finally started to make trouble for Jingkeai.
"I'm sorry, Kasuga-chan, I'm very busy now!" Jingkeai, who was originally happy, suddenly felt bad.
Who doesn't know that Suzumiya Haruhi is a problem child? If she comes to my house, it must be no good!
"Oh~ I don't believe it!" He was clearly bullying the little cutie together with her just now, but then he turned around and said he was busy. What's the difference between him and a scumbag?
"Here, take a look for yourself." Jing Keai motioned for Haruhi to take a look for herself, which was the reason why she was busy.
"Application for club establishment?" Haruhi, whose eyesight was so good, had actually seen it when she came in.
"Can I take a look?" Kasuga stared at Hirano-san and asked for her opinion.
"Sure." Hirano felt that she originally wanted to set up a club to help people, and it would undoubtedly be a good thing to have someone help her promote it.
"Service Club? It's really H!" As soon as she saw the name of this club, Haruhi wanted Mo Ming to come and take her there to broaden her horizons. Mainly because she felt that if she went there alone, she might not be able to order any service... ahem! It might be a bit unsafe.
"..." If a man said this, Hirano-san might have responded directly. But Kasuga is a beautiful girl, and this impression was immediately given. Maybe there was something wrong with the name she chose.
"Jing Keai, can such a colorful club be established?" Haruhi looked at Jing Keai in shock, waiting for her answer. If possible, she would also let herself go and recruit all the little cuties and big cuties into her SOS group!
"What are you thinking!" Jing Keai rolled her eyes at Haruhi, "Although the name of this club is terrible, their purpose is still very good!"
"Let me see, the purpose of the club's action is to teach a man to fish rather than give him a fish?" Kasuga found this very confusing.
"That's right! Rich people give their surplus to those in need out of compassion. That's what we call 'serving'!" Hirano said seriously, "And lending a helping hand to those in trouble is the club activity of the service club that I'm going to apply to establish."
"If that's the case, why not give it a name like Yorozuya, instead of such an ambiguous name?" Kasuga was puzzled by the Hirano in front of her, "Isn't it a gimmick? The purpose is to attract the attention of fat otakus? What a sinister intention!"
"Haruhi-chan, how can such a cute girl like you say such vicious words?" Jingkeai, who was standing by, was afraid that her friend's sister would explode on the spot, so she reached out and pulled Haruhi's face to make her stop spraying venom.
Unfortunately, not everyone can tug on the captain’s face, and Jingkeai’s paws were swollen from being slapped.
"How dirty does your mind have to be to be able to interpret such information?" Hirano-san was shocked. "Please don't distort other people's will with your dirty thoughts!"
"Stare—" Haruhi stared at Hirano-san's eyes with dead fish eyes, trying to find a flaw through mental pressure.
"..." Being stared at by the great god, Hirano suddenly felt as if she had difficulty breathing. She didn't feel guilty, but she did feel panicked.
After staring at Hirano for a while, Kasuga turned to look at Shizukaai and said to her seriously, "Shizukaai, there are not many innocent little girls like you. I suggest you spend more time protecting her, otherwise you will regret it if she is targeted by some scumbag."
For example, Mo Ming and other perverts, Kasuga didn't want to talk about them. Anyway, as long as they were innocent, she wanted to be like him, although the German girl in front of her might not have as big a chest as Mo Ming.
"Hehe..." Jingkeai smiled awkwardly. She thought that ordinary people might be killed by Hirano-san's poisonous snake.
"Forget it, you're also a fool who needs protection, so just take care of yourself." Kasuga read a lot of information from Jing's cute expression, and in the end she could only choose to stop there.
After all, she, Haruhi Suzumiya, is not familiar with Hirano-san. Well, it's mainly because Hirano-san doesn't poke at her operating system.
"..."Jingkeai was silent.
"..." Hirano felt as if she had been offended, but she had no evidence.
"By the way, Shizuka Kai, can anyone apply to form a club?" Kasuga thought of Hirano's application that she had just looked at. It seemed that there was only one 'Yukinoshita Yukino' in the member column, and no one else.
"It's not possible in theory." Jingkeai's mouth twitched.
"Why can she?" Haruhi leaned her head in front of Jing'ai's face and looked down at her with a terrifying look of judgment. As long as Jing'ai's explanation could not satisfy her, she would let Jing'ai know what cruelty was!
"This is because - people who are good at studying can set up a club first and then add members." Jing Keai turned her head away guiltily.
"This is a lie!" Not to mention that Kasuga was very familiar with Shizuka's personality, even based on the psychology knowledge she had learned, she could determine that Shizuka was lying!
"..." Having her lie exposed, Shizuka responded to Haruhi's accusations with silence.
"I heard that problem children are given preferential treatment. Is this true?" Haruhi pressed on.
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