The hunting mark on the black cat's body soon showed up on the screen, and she was seen sleeping on the piano, while Yao and Sharoye were arguing about the choice of music for the performance not far away.
Yao seemed to be getting a little too excited and drew out his long sword to slash at Sharoye, who ignored him and continued to argue while being slashed. Before the long sword was completely pulled out of her body, the wound had already begun to heal.
"This woman will also be a big trouble...but it seems that there is still one person missing?" Li Xuan rotated his head and searched for a long time, but still couldn't find the tall nun.
Chapter 112 The guitarist is about to run away!
Just as Li Xuan was looking around, Fei Liya suddenly kicked open the door and rushed in, shouting in an extremely excited voice: "Sisters! Good news! I have already negotiated a venue for the Live, and we can perform next Wednesday!"
"Great! It's worthy of being Filia!" The sleeping black cat raised his hands to celebrate, then lay down and continued to sleep as if it was forced to shut down due to low battery.
"How was your discussion about the performance repertoire? Have you reached a consensus?" asked Filia.
"The discussion was very harmonious. This guy stabbed me five times and I shot her six times but she dodged them all," Sharoyeh said angrily.
"It seems that things are generally peaceful, at least there are no casualties. So, should we write new songs or use the old ones?" Filia asked with a smile.
"Of course we have to write new songs! We have finally arrived in a new city, how can we show our rock spirit without new songs?" Yao said firmly.
"It's easy for you to say that. If I want to play the new song, I need to re-write the lyrics, and Filia needs to re-compose the music. How much time will we have left to practice? You don't care about all this at all. You really only think about yourself from beginning to end!" Sharoye said with a cold face.
"Huh? Composing music is fine, but can't you just have hands to write lyrics? Don't think that everyone has to revolve around you just because you're the lead singer!" Yao said angrily.
"No quarreling." Filia took out a heavy machine gun from under her skirt and placed it in front of the two of them. She turned her head to look at the sleeping black cat, and considerately installed a silencer on the muzzle of the gun.
"Just having hands will do? Do you think it's the same as playing with a knife? The lyrics must not only consider rhyme, but also touch the hearts of the audience! You who can only play the guitar will not understand." Sharoye said as he took out a revolver and loaded six rounds of ammunition at a dazzling speed.
"Hmph, I'm going to prove you wrong today! I'm going to look for inspiration now, and before noon tomorrow, I'll slap the perfect lyrics on your stinky face!" Yao was a little excited, and with the idea of "I can do whatever I want", he bypassed Filia's obstruction and escaped from the training room.
"Hey! Come back here! Filia, go chase him, the guitarist is trying to escape!" Sharoye reached out to grab Yao, but missed, so he had to turn to Filia for help.
"Let her go. That girl can't read or write and will give up soon. She won't get lost and will go home by herself when she's tired of playing." Filia was not as anxious as she was when the black cat ran away. She slowly sat down in front of the drum set and started to improvise.
"Don't forget that there are monsters hidden in this city. We haven't detected their presence so far. Maybe they are waiting in the dark to bite us. Isn't it dangerous to let her go out alone at this time?" Sharoye said worriedly.
"It's better to let that arrogant little brat suffer a little. As for work, it won't be too late to do it after the concert. It's just a piece of cake anyway." Filia said nonchalantly.
"Do you really think it can be accomplished so easily? If it were so easy, how could the church come to us?" Sharoye was vaguely worried, but every time he brought it up, everyone looked indifferent.
"Don't worry, God will protect us." Filia said, holding up the silver cross necklace on her chest and kissing it tenderly.
Sharoyeh was still trying to persuade Filia, but the sleeping black cat suddenly woke up, yawned, came to Sharoyeh's back, grabbed her pants and whispered, "Shaoyeh, new song, new song."
"Huh? You are also planning to write a new song now? Are you sure it's too late?" Sharoye said puzzledly.
"Being forced to do something too soon is also part of rock music. Let's start writing lyrics again! This time Lvie has given us time for three songs. If the new song fails, at least we have the other two to save the band's image." Filia replied.
"Okay, I'll write the lyrics as soon as possible. I hope Yao can come back soon. I don't know why, but I always have a bad feeling." Sharoye said worriedly.
Li Xuan was annoyed when he saw that this group of people were actually arranging performances and didn't take him seriously at all. He pointed at the screen and said to Qi Mo, "Please check the performance reservations for next Wednesday. I'll leave the footage here for you to monitor. I'll go meet the guy who's alone."
"Master, please be careful. Call us at any time if anything happens!" Qi Mo shouted towards Li Xuan's back with a worried look on her face.
Because Lilika had already informed Li Xuan of the location of the villa, it was not difficult to determine the direction of Yao's escape. However, this time, Li Xuan did not risk his own time to spy, but called out Wu Yan and Tan Xiang who were hiding in the illusory evil land and undergoing combat training.
"You two should split up and pretend to go shopping. Search in the direction south of this villa. The target is a short JK girl. She has two knives on her, so she should be very conspicuous. When you find her, don't stare at her. Just follow her from a distance. I will instruct you on the next move."
Li Xuan said as he gave each of them a pair of headphones that could be used for long-distance calls.
The two magical girls set off quickly. Li Xuan certainly did not expect two high school girls who had not received any tracking training to complete a task that he himself could not do. His strategy was to put hunting marks on the two people and then indirectly confirm Yao's position through the images of the hunting marks.
In this way, even if Yao noticed someone was spying on him, he would not be able to find it above the heads of the two magical girls, and his real body was several kilometers away, far beyond Yao's perception range.
This trick was indeed quite effective. Yao, who was wandering around the street, soon entered the visible range of the Wuyan mark screen. Li Xuan immediately ordered Tan Xiang to come nearby and lock Yao's position from two directions at the same time. In this way, even if one person lost her, she could be found through the other person.
Yao, who was full of anger, had no idea that she had become Li Xuan's target. After wandering aimlessly on the street for a while, she went straight into the bar and started drinking one glass after another.
She didn't seem to be able to drink much. After drinking too much, she forced the clerk to get her paper and pen, and then she took advantage of the alcohol to write lyrics on it.
At this time, Wu Yan was pretending to drink in the bar. Li Xuan looked through her mark and looked closely with curiosity. He saw the crooked handwriting on the paper:
"Yao is the cutest, Sharoye is evil, things that cannot be killed are really rogue. Black cat is cute, Feilia is evil, chop her up and make buns to sell..."
There are more than a dozen lines of "lyrics" like this, and the content is basically to express her desire to kill everyone, but most of them were crossed out after writing one or two sentences. It seems that she herself is not very satisfied with this kind of work at the level of a catchy song.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I really want to write some dazzling lyrics and go back to slap Sharoye in the face. I really want to see her apologize to me and admire my invincible talent!!!! Holy Mary, if anyone can give me a copy of the lyrics, I’ll do anything for them!!!!!!”
The drunk Yao soon started to have a seizure with her head in her hands. Seeing her fierce look, the clerk did not dare to step forward to dissuade her.
Seeing Yao’s crazy look, Li Xuan knew that the time had come for him to take action.
As long as he could come to Yao with a copy of the written lyrics, he would have the opportunity to get close to her naturally. Not to mention the hunting mark, he could also further understand her personality and habits, which would also lay a good foundation for the general attack in the future.
Thinking of this, Li Xuan confidently turned off the screen and prepared to act. However, just before departure, he suddenly discovered something embarrassing:
He can't write lyrics himself.
Chapter 113: The female imp’s ridicule
"Hey sisters: Is there anyone among you who can write lyrics? Urgent, urgent, waiting online!" Li Xuan asked in the large group of magical girls.
In less than a minute, four "no"s were answered in unison in the group. Li Xuan was not discouraged and asked Xu Rou, who had excellent Chinese grades, but she also said she didn't understand and took out a few doggerel poems, which were not much better than Yao's.
Seeing this, Li Xuan completely gave up - after all, the exam would not test how to write lyrics, and it seemed that the two top students under him also had limitations.
Thinking of this, Li Xuan suddenly felt a little regretful: Is this a good opportunity to miss? Although it is not impossible to approach her directly based on experience, but with Yao's personality, if he can't show her what she is interested in, he will inevitably get stabbed.
At this moment, Li Xuan suddenly slapped his forehead: Isn't there a magical girl locked up in the wine cellar? Tang Xi is a professional! It shouldn't be a problem to write a lyric, right?
So Li Xuan quickly opened the passage and went directly to the wine cellar, and picked up Tang Xi who was dozing off.
"Master! Don't spank my butt! I have written several thousand words today, but I accidentally deleted it because I pressed the backspace key when I was sleeping. You have to believe me!" Tang Xi saw Li Xuan's aggressive look and thought he was here to catch her slacking off, so she hurriedly covered her butt and explained.
"I won't hit you, I won't hit you, but I want to ask you something: Have you ever written lyrics?" Li Xuan touched Tang Xi's head and comforted her.
"Lyrics? Of course I have written them. After I stopped updating my novel, I relied on them to make extra money." Tang Xi was relieved when he heard that he was not here to spank him.
"Is there anything that has not been published? Show me a good one!" Li Xuan was overjoyed and quickly stretched out his hand.
"Master, do you need lyrics? Let me think...there is an abandoned draft of a new song for Bingrui. We all think it's pretty good, but it doesn't match her style. How about you take a look?" Tang Xi said as he opened a folder and showed the documents inside to Li Xuan.
Li Xuan himself couldn't really tell the difference between good and bad, so he simply borrowed Tang Xi's computer. When he was about to leave, he suddenly remembered that Yao had seen him once. Although she might not remember her face in a hurry, it would be troublesome if she was recognized.
So Li Xuan ran to Qi Mo's room again, borrowed some cosmetics, painted his face, and made himself look like a weathered uncle. Then he returned to the bar with satisfaction.
Yao had stopped drinking at this time. His entire upper body was lying on the table, with the tip of a pen in his mouth, staring at a blank piece of paper with empty eyes - his mind was naturally a blank piece of paper as well.
"Damn it, doesn't it say that drinking can give you inspiration? But why do I just feel like chopping people after drinking?" Yao finally gave up thinking, threw away the pen, and lay on the paper with his face sideways.
"A Tequila Sunrise, on the rocks, please."
Li Xuan knew the time had come, so he held his laptop, sat at the table diagonally opposite Yao in a gentle and courteous manner, and stretched out his hand to signal the waiter to place the order.
A glass of colorful tequila was quickly served. Li Xuan was not in a hurry to drink. He just took a sip elegantly, put down the glass, turned on his computer and pretended to write.
It is not uncommon to see white-collar workers working on their laptops in coffee shops, but it is quite strange to do so in a bar. Not only is the lighting dim, but it is also bustling and it is not a place where one can sit down quietly and deal with business.
Sure enough, Li Xuan's strange behavior also attracted Yao's attention. The latter used the scabbard to support his body and staggered to Li Xuan's side.
"Nene~ What is the uncle doing? The bar is not a place for a trash office worker like you to work overtime~ Is he pretending to be a virgin to hook up with women? That's really disgusting. Could the uncle still be a virgin at his age? What a useless social scrap." Yao laughed in Li Xuan's ear in a very shallow tone.
If it were under normal circumstances, Li Xuan would only find it a little funny that such a standard female ghost spoke, but when he saw the long and short double swords hanging on Yao's body, he suddenly felt uneasy.
Although he was confident that he could control the female ghost in front of him based on his experience as a man, he still couldn't help feeling a little scared when he thought of Yao's lightning-fast knife.
However, how could he, who was willing to sacrifice his life to seduce a magical girl, be scared away by a mere knife?
Li Xuan quickly calmed down and said in a calm but experienced tone: "I am writing lyrics for a band."
"Lyrics? Phew~ Stop being funny, you bastard? I'm afraid what you wrote is just drunken talk, right? Maybe it even contains some disgusting dirty jokes that only virgins have - let me see if the lyrics you wrote are normal~"
As Yao spoke, he put half of his body on Li Xuan's shoulders, and Li Xuan immediately felt that he touched something soft.
Unlike lolita like Lilika, Mianyin and Kuroneko, Yao is not very tall but her breasts are quite nice. A C cup is a pretty good size even for an adult woman, especially for a lolita who is less than 1.6 meters tall, which is even more precious.
"No way? These are really the lyrics... This level is better than mine... No, even better than Sharoyeh's!"
Yao looked at the screen with disdain, but the moment she saw the lyrics clearly, she suddenly felt as if her pores had opened up, and her drunkenness was instantly reduced by three points. Although she couldn't write lyrics, as a guitarist, she had read many lyrics and could understand the quality of the lyrics and the feeling of singing them.
Although the lyrics in front of me cannot be said to be top-notch, the feeling they give people is definitely not worse than that of Sharoye’s works!
If I could copy down the lyrics and slap them on Sharoyeh's face, she would kneel down and admit her mistake on the spot!
Thinking of the scene where the proud Sharoye was impressed by his talent, kneeling on the ground, licking his feet and shouting "sister", Yao's brain suddenly became as if it was violently fucked by an 18cm guy, and even his expression became a little frivolous.
Seeing Yao's reaction, a smug smile suddenly emerged on Li Xuan's lips: the author he likes is indeed talented. Just a piece of scrapped draft can make the female ghost have such a reaction. It seems that today's plan is stable.
"Hehe, I was just speaking sarcastically just now. What you wrote is bullshit, even more bullshit than Isayama Hajime's ending. You don't really think that you can attract me with a bunch of texts picked out of a garbage can, do you? Trash? Uncle~" Yao realized that he had accidentally said his true thoughts, and quickly corrected what he had just said, and in the meantime severely belittled the lyrics brought by Li Xuan.
However, her eyes remained fixed on the screen, as if she wanted to imprint the words on it in her mind.
Chapter 114 Please, I'm willing to do anything!
"Everyone has their own preferences. If you don't like it, just don't read it." How could Li Xuan not notice her intention, so he closed the notebook with a "snap", picked up the tequila on the table and sipped it.
Yao's plan to memorize the lyrics failed, and he was immediately annoyed, but he didn't want to admit that he was memorizing the lyrics, so he retaliated with a smirk on his face: "Uncle Zayu, you still want to drink? Drink my foot washing water! Hey~"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yao took off one of his shoes, lifted it up with his toes, and accurately dropped the shoe into Li Xuan's wine glass.
Li Xuan frowned, but seeing Yao's expression of success, he knew that if he got angry, he would play into her hands, so he gently put down the glass and said in a calm tone: "Waiter, please have another glass."
"No way, uncle? You're not angry at all? Or are you already furious inside, but suppressing your anger to maintain the image of an adult? No way? You won't take a child's prank seriously, right? You frowned! You are angry! You must be angry! Hahahahahaha~~~" Yao stared at Li Xuan's face, as if trying to provoke Li Xuan's anger.
What is more uncomfortable than being taunted by a female ghost? Of course, being taunted by a female ghost while being unable to beat her.
Although Yao's expression and words were extremely annoying, Li Xuan, who had worked as a beast on a construction site for several years in his previous life, had 1.5 lifetimes of experience as a human being. He was much calmer than his peers. He hid his anger in his heart without leaving a trace, and his face was still calm.
The waiter quickly brought another glass of tequila. Li Xuan continued to drink without changing his expression. This time, Yao did not throw another shoe in. Instead, he looked at Li Xuan with an incredulous look and said:
"Uncle, are you being a coward? You're fine as an adult, but you can't even get angry when being bullied by a kid? You're really a complete trash fish? A useless trash fish that any fisherman who has come up empty-handed all day will throw back into the water without hesitation~ lululu~~~" Yao became more and more excited as he spoke, and finally he simply picked up Li Xuan's arm and drank the remaining wine in the glass in his hand.
"It seems that this lady has not had enough fun yet - waiter, I want a private room. Please bring one glass of each of the drinks recommended by the manager, and two servings of snacks to go with the drinks." Li Xuan said as he stood up with a smile.
"No problem! Follow me!" Seeing the customer coming, the clerk hurriedly stepped forward with a smile to lead the way.
"Uncle...you are really not angry! Tsk~so boring." Although Yao said it was boring, he followed Li Xuan without hesitation and walked into the private room with him.
The drinks and snacks were soon served. Li Xuan closed the door and did not rush to drink. Instead, he turned on his computer and pretended to organize files.
"Master, what exactly do you do for a living?" Yao asked in a sweet voice, holding a glass of vodka and deliberately clamping his throat.
"Me? I have many identities: host, writer, folk singer, coffee shop owner, rope maker, backpacker, taiko drum master, doctor, traveler, pioneer, wanderer, admiral, Master..." Li Xuan deliberately made a vicissitudes of life expression and listed a lot of occupations like reading out the names of dishes.
"You're just bragging. I think you're just a frustrated old man who came to the bar to pick up girls. Otherwise, why would you come back to such a noisy place to write lyrics?" Yao mocked Li Xuan in an arrogant tone while turning his head to look at his screen.
Li Xuan knew that she wanted to secretly memorize the lyrics, so he deliberately did not open the document, but continued to pretend to organize the files. However, when he opened the D drive, he suddenly noticed a folder called "Three Kingdoms Killing Planning". Curiosity drove him to click on it, and the interface immediately loaded a full screen of infantry videos.
Li Xuan felt embarrassed and quickly closed the computer before Yao could see the content clearly. He picked up a glass of rum and clinked glasses with her.
"Hey, uncle, can you show us the lyrics you wrote? Even though they're as bad as the second season of Stardust, I can help you revise them since you bought me a drink~"
Yao couldn't help but feel anxious when she saw Li Xuan close the computer again. Her memory was average to begin with, and she was hazy because of the alcohol. She couldn't remember anything after just a few glances.
"It's okay. It's my honor to invite such a lovely lady to drink. You don't need to do anything for me." Li Xuan said slowly.
"Oh my! You useless, useless uncle, you really drive me crazy! Are you doubting my ability? I'm the lead singer and guitarist of a famous band! I'm a musical genius who writes lyrics and composes music! You don't believe it? It's obvious from your expression that you don't believe it!"
Yao wished he could get the lyrics immediately. Seeing Li Xuan's gentle smile, he rushed out of the private room, grabbed the bar's resident guitar, and started to improvise on the spot.
Although it happened suddenly, Yao's guitar solo immediately conquered the audience. The gorgeous strumming made the original owner who wanted to take back the guitar freeze in his tracks. Although the overall rhythm was a bit hurried, compared to the dull performance just now, it was like a thunderclap that broke through the sky.
When the song ended, there was thunderous applause in the bar, and the bar manager even ran over to ask Yao if he could perform there.
However, Yao completely ignored the manager's invitation, contemptuously returned the guitar to its owner who had not yet recovered from his shock, rushed into the private room in two steps and closed the door.
"Did you hear that? The audience is cheering for me! I am light, I am electricity! I am the one and only talented musical girl in the world! You should believe it now, right? Show me your lyrics!"
Yao ran to Li Xuan, her chubby face still flushed with excitement from the performance just now.
"Sorry, these are the lyrics I wrote for another band. I can't show them to anyone." Li Xuan didn't buy her talk and just picked up the wine glass and drank slowly.
"Ahhh! I'm so angry!" Yao's face changed, he stood up and stomped his feet in anger, and there was a bit more murderous intent in his eyes when he looked at Li Xuan.
Li Xuan had been prepared for this move. When he saw her thumb on the hilt of the sword, he immediately said in a nonchalant tone:
"By the way, my computer has an encryption function. If you enter the wrong password five times, the data will be cleared, so it's useless if you try to use force."
Yao was almost dying of anxiety at this time. Showing off in front of her companions was secondary. The main thing was that she had made a big promise when she came out. If she went back in such a shame, wouldn't Filia and Sharoye laugh at her to death?
"Tell me! How can you give me the lyrics? Please, I'll do anything as long as you give me the lyrics! Just name a price!" Yao finally couldn't bear it any longer and asked Li Xuan directly about the price.
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